Blast from the Past: Angelina & Maddox

thank you jared

Love that little smile Maddox has going on! Angie looks like she is glowing, she is a first time mommy! :-)

bit desperate isn’t it?

he is too too cute.

wow nice thanks jj

Thanks JJ.

Thanks Jared.

Bless the Jolie-Pitt family.

Hi BAMPZS fans. I hope everyone including the Jolie-Pitts are having a nice holiday weekend. STAY BLESSED.

I love the picture. Maddox is a big brother of three siblings now.

Thank JJ. Best wishes to the Jolie-Pitts.

Susie, that was at the TGS premiere.

I hope they are having a nice bonding time as a family.

Thanks JJ.

Damn!!!! Angie is one fine looking women no wonder it was
a love connection with Brad..lol

Love those ankle bracelets on Mad, soooooooo cute~

Thanks JJ for the new Thread.

Hi there susie, thanks for the wonderful pics.

Hello Ida and everyone else.

Sheri, Congratulations! I am doing a little dance for you. :lol:

Maddox was a cute baby !admired Angie more, at 27 y/o, raising her kid alone was not an easy task.

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Agreed, can you imagine the Paris Hiltons of the world doing the same. Angie is such a strong and independent woman, she is not given enough credit.

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mystic_aqua Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 12:12 pm - flag comment
It’s true that Anne Hathaway and Ryan Gosling are in Angie’s Documentary????

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Since the went to different parts of the world to help in the filming of the documentary. I would think they would be part of it.

I remember reading Angie and Anne H. interviewing each other.

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half asleep Says:
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Are you kidding? Go back to sleep.

I remember reading about the first time Anne Hathaway met Angie. Anne cried. I guess she’s a super fan .

Awww, how cute is Maddox and his mommy! I was hoping to see new pics when I went to JJ’s but saw this one instead. I don’t mind this at all. Haven’t seen this one yet so it’s nice of Jared to post it.

I guess beside the bonding time with the family, Angie is also in training for her movie. Hope she’s having fun with those Heely’s. I bet everyone wants one so they can all be like Mom. Won’t Pax be thrilled if they had an Easter egg hunt? He’s going to have a lot of firsts in his life just like Shiloh!

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Aniston’s fans have racist opinions Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 12:08 pm - flag comment
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I know there are many fans out there that act psychotic and mean but I really don’t think that we should consider these types of people to be “fans”. I am a BAMPZS fan,through and through. I love what they stand for and represent and I don’t think anyone can or should criticize them for the way they live their life. They are an inspiration as to how we should live our lives and they bring the world’s attention to where it really needs to be focused.
I am also a Jen fan and I can tell you that I am in no way racist, unstable, or insecure. I do think its sad that so many people who claim to be Jen fans act so immature because it reflects badly on her and I wish these idiots would just keep their mouths shut and let these three individuals live their lives in peace. I really don’t think Jen, Angie, or Brad appreciate all the nasty things people say about all three of them especially when they say it using them against one another.

that wasn’t that long ago and look how young she looks…she doesn’t look 27

Simply beautiful! Thanks JJ

Thank you Jared, we DONT need new pics.

Give them privacy

And hell yeah, Maddox really was soo cute……I could eat him!

He and Shiloh rock!

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black Says:

i can’t stand the tabloid. why can they just accept the fact that these two are truely happy. I don’t believe in the tabloids but is so stupid that some of the retarded maniston fans believe it so badly that they trash Angie and Brad. That show you how uneducate and desperate they are to defend their idol. From James Haven’s mouth to god’s ears that these two will stay together for life.

Hey guys! A cuter pic of mad here:

http://angiesworld.online.fr/maddoxbio.html

I’m happy that they’re off but i miss the family very much!! Where are they now?

how can people say that she is adopting kids because she likes publicity. look at how happy she is with mad. she obviously really love children. also, she said she changed because of mad. He made her a better woman. why can the haters just accept it.

Thank you shy for the great pics of mad.

http://angiesworld.online.fr/maddoxbio.html

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shy Says

Thanks for link, beautiful pics.

Lol @ EH?

JULIA U NEED TO READ BETTER U R VERY rude!!!!!!!!!!

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black Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 1:09 pm - flag comment

Ahhh…….now that WAS an Angie I liked.

She wasn´t collecting kids back then.

She looked healthy.(scary if you take a look at her nowadays…)

And she still had that “something”.

sorry Mary, the above post isn’t nice.
I don’t care if you think I’m Nice or not. Black is the rude one.
I will not respond back.
done.

LOL, Mary, you need to read better! Go to the page 2 and see what Black said - it’s not what you think! LOL

Stop copying the rude comments. Let Brad and Angie and their fans have peace of mind. Haters, find another hobby. There are many sites where they spread hate, at least here the fans love, what’s wrong with loving someone? Why are there people who hang around to make others unhappy? Check yourselves if you do that all let the fans have some fun.

Very cute baby Mad

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4656/maddox1118hv.jpg

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EH? Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 1:43 pm - flag comment

you hate the tabloids but believe them when they say james haven gave these interviews? that does not make sense, i think you are the uneducated and desperate one.
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Eh, you do know that most fans here did not believe the interview that James “supposedly” gave to the British tabs, don’t you? In fact, most of us saw it as tabloid trash, it was just a sort of positive tabloid trash. I don’t even believe what they write about __ because they lie and like to cause drama.

Great article re adoption-Angelina mentioned

http://www.newsday.com/features/printedition/longislandlife/ny-lfcover08,0,1491765.story?coll=ny-lilife-print

Brad Pitt weakness Angelina jolie

this is a just like a freaking chat room………old pics are fine, because all you do is repeat yourselves anyway…

[tabitha] They got on a spaceship and went to mars, so they wont be bothered.

So, am i like the only one who like really wants some news or new pictures of Angelina ? I think i got too used to news updates and new pix of the Jolie- Pitts. I need more like a drug… a gossip drug.

Maddox is adorable there. I love his little ankle braclets and his hair, so cute!.

mr and mrs smith =a weirdo regular ——is she mrs or mr pitt.? oops i mean smith

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zen Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - flag comment
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AUNT BEE Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 2:28 pm - flag comment
…..i hate u not them.haha

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zen Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - flag comment …….Why won’t just watch your nieces and nephews to_____________________________________________________________________________you dont make any sense either–smoke another joint

i know the interview was trash but is it so wrong to wish what James said is true (if it is true). it is so wrong to wish that statement is true? I just wish that they’ll be happy together…..duh.

hey fug face

i am a weirdo but you are a dumb ass and retarded.

I think aunt bee, mary , and black are 3 people trapped in one body.

Hello. Thanks JJ for the new thread.
How cute is Mad!!!. Thanks Shy (59) for that link.

Sorry fug face i though it was you that me the stupid comment about what i said. my bad. sorry for about that. my apologies.

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[Fug Face [x]] Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 3:01 pm - flag comment
[AUNT BEE] out of all the names you could mimic why mine? Lmaoo at least type my name properly**********************************************************************************************************************************************
I love you, thats why.

Here are more oldies but goodies.

http://www.poster.net/jolie-angelina/jolie-angelina-photo-angelina-jolie-6235882.jpg

Just by looking at that picture we all knew this was just the veginning as Angelina has said (real fans know) that she has always dreamed of adopting many children. Brad has made her dreams come true, in more ways than one. Here she was just 27 an a mom. this is what she said has changed her. She was still married to BBT at the time and we saw that being married to him did nothing for her spirited behavior. BBT added nothing to the marriage as a man much older that Angelina should have. Her evolution came about ON HER OWN. All these changes in her life: becoming a mom, getting divorced frm BBT, her first trip to Cambodia, becoming a Goodwill Ambassador really was preparation for her destiny with Brad.

Good one of Angie and Madd.

http://ziggyweb.wz.cz/jolie/maddox/65.jpg

Angie in the field.

http://www.airserv.org/art/asi_celebrity2.jpg

http://eyes1.busythumbs.com/users/a/ahemes/eyes1/images/Angelina_Jolie051.jpg

http://www.pittwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/angelinajoliebeautifulskin.jpg

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AMBRIANNA Says:
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You don’t know me to like me yet you call me a loon. Who is really the nut here?

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Mr and Mrs Smith Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 3:30 pm - flag comment
http://www.pittwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/angelinajoliebeautifulskin.jpg
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This is one of my favorite pictures of Angie ever! She is totally stunning!

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Mr and Mrs Smith Says:
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OMG. It is completely ridiculous how gorgeous she is!!!! I honestly don’t understand how someone can be so beautiful.

And Mad, what a little cutie-pie!! We’ve seen him grow into a big boy. :)

http://www.celebrities.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/BradAng470.jpg

Ignore…….

Thanks for the pic Mr and Mrs Smith

Mr and Mrs Smith: thanks for the pics.
Angie is so beatiful!!!
I know I shouldn´t say this but I really want so see new photos of Angie and and the kids.

I just love it…. I love to be a BAMPZS fan!!! Hey thank you so much for all the pic links :-) I don’t know if this has been posted today. I love this pic af Angie.

http://s2.supload.com/image.php?get=01m-20061212123604.jpg

j/p fans are ‘loons with no lives’…

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SimplyMe Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 4:00 pm - flag comment Can not blame Brad Pitt to fall in love with her, who won’t be? —————————————————————————-”who wont be” ?…………you cant speak or type english either, my lord

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SKEPTIC Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 4:01 pm - flag comment
j/p fans are ‘loons with no lives’…
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While your life is so full because you have been here night and day monitoring the JP “loons,” reading their every post and stalking their every action…?

Mmkaaaaay.

Don’t look now but….

((((((((BUSTED!!!!!))))))))

GOD, Guest on Oprah talking about their obsessions of tabloids.

well just to clear the air on this one….
James Haven DID give the interview. Clips of it can be seen on various websites. He was videotapped!!! while in England I believe. Look into it. For once … this tabloid fodder - is real. The video is available.

so to whoever called that one person uneducated, it was really you this time. It happened. It was seen on ETv and mentioned on Pink is the New Blog and several other legit gossip sites. I personally don’t understand why he would do so… but he did.
Wonder if Angie will cut him off too. Oh well. Good Luck to all.

Psycologists says on Oprah that the brain tricks us into thinking that celebrities are aquaintances because they are in the tabs.

Oprah says there are so many that people should cross reference the tabs to see if they are real.

has anyone been catching 101 Juicest Hookups My money is on Brad and Angie being the #1 juciest couple since any show they have on couples brad and Angie are always number 1 ,its on 9:00ps est

Must have hit a nerve with the haters. And the fact that they are disguising themselves with my tag is telling.

I’m here, sporadically, so hopefully newbies like SimplyMe won’t assume the @$$holery demonstrated in posts 141 & 143, is not my style.

Maddox is so cute in that picture….. i love those anklets/bracelets he’s got on … Angie is a real hip/ funky mommy… she and brad dress and adorn their beautiful children with very nice clothing and jewels …. their children are really very lucky to have both loving parents… I LOVE ME SO MUCH BRANGELINA FOREVER

I was wondering if maybe Angelina cut the purse strings from her brother after her mom passed away. why else would he be giving interviews if he’s not being paid from the ragz?

Of course he’s getting paid. That’s how english tabloids work $$$$$

I’m sure it would have been on youtube if James actually did an interview. So far it’s been on tabs after tabs after gossip blogs over godssip blogs. These are a far cry from Newsweek or The Washington Post.

http://www.waleg.com/celebrities/archives/007543.html

Even if James did give an interview…it was actually very good and nothing negative at all about his sister. Don’t you think maybe he too is a tad tired of this negativity towards his sister just because she makes her own decisions…everything she does, doesn’t do, thinks, says, wears, walks is put under a microscope?
Why would she be mad at him and cut him off just because their mum is gone? don’t be silly. If anything they are even more closer than ever.
Angie and her Dad had always had a tumultous relationship but the final straw was when instead of actually talking to her and helping her if she had problems like he thought, he decided to go to the press. That is hurtful especially when it’s your father. Her mum and brother have always been by her side supporting her no matter the stage of life she was in.
People just don’t want to accept that Angie is indeed very happy and settled with her family and is living a very full life.

I promised to comment again on a Jolie Pitt thread when they split. Since there is a split in the works, I could not help but come to warm up.

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anonymous Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm - flag comment

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what’s this defend bizness, we’re fans. We’re looney about BAMPZS! Do a google search and see how many fansites there are ok? And how by the way, would you know this site? I can’t wait for Ocean’s 13 and A Mighty Heart to open.

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anonymous Says:

did you not realize that you are posting on this thread too?

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Mimi Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 4:56 pm - flag comment
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You are truly evil. You want Brad & Angelina to split? You have a heart of stone and icewater in your veins. I hope you are not a parent.

copy#163
The tabloid magazines are angry at Angelina Jolie because she gives exclusivity to PEOPLE magazine for the photos of her kids. I guess she’s free to give the photos to whatever magazine she likes! That’s her business!
I mean, why would she give rights to magazines like Star for example … they publish rumors! Rumors that do harm & are total fabrications!
The newest issue of Star has this headline on the cover: Angelina Walks Out on Brad & Dumps the Kids! How nice is that ??? !!! I find that to be so harsh …

Us Weekly on the other hand, reported on the cover that Angelina uses her kids to manipulate the media! That’s really rude!
I don’t think it’s the tabloid’s right to start getting back at Angelina & Brad for anything they choose to do!
It has been even going around that Us Weekly, Star & other celebrity weeklies are so fed up they’ve turned on Jolie & Pitt with a vengeance!
Come on! Cool It! It’s a free country!

I just came back from the store and the tabloids are simply becoming rags that you read at the store and not pay for. ‘Star’ was comical, with so many psychologists commenting on rumors about the Jolie-Pitts. The saddest part of all is that they write 2 or 3 pages and then they put at the end of the reading that the story has been denied. What a waste of life and time.

ANGELINA STILL THE HOTTEST ACTRESS IN HOLLYWOOD! HER BEAUTY IS UNIQUE AND INCOMPARABLE. SHE IS STILL CONSIDERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!

piper,with a low

Your name i remember as nice peoples, so writing again my question maybe peoples don’t are understanding my wrinting so they can not answer. you are please to answer my with instructions or no you do not know my words. thank you
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PLEASE!I ONCE ASKED BEFORE! CAN ANYONE TEACH ME???

I read of another photographs saved and this one uau/uau/uau/uau/uau!!! how I make it? I cannot ask for Isabell II because he is in much sadness. Equally I used myself to make the amusement of it when he was on here for hours, and to say here for come out it because I had studies (but some that I did not have) please teach me as how to save?

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copy Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 5:16 pm - flag comment
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The laugh is on the tabloids. Brad & Angelina are living their lives the same ways since they have been together. Angelina has been the same since she split with BBT and now the tabs are upset? Please. the tabs as wo desparate because they know any other news that’s not about Brad or Angelina will not sell. How come we don’t see Aniston, Reese, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba on the covers, hmmm? It’s not like you have to have a real story to be on the cover of the tabs so why not someone else? At least pretend you are a celebrity magazine, LOL!!!! Brad and Angelina are not supposed to be on the covers every week, so why are they upset?
Those pamplets are really something else. LOL!!!!! Are they reporting about Angelina’s directorial debut? NO. Brad’s new role in Stae of Play? No, so what are the tabs gonna talk about?

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anonymous Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm - flag comment
you guys are weird,, no new pics of them, so you post an old one…weird…it’s like you guys are almost obsessed with this couple

And again…. your here….. in the comment section reading.

Pot meet kettle.

http://img16.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=66236_HQCB.net_Angelina_Jolie_117_122_371lo.jpg

wowza! she looks fabulous in this picture from the Golden Globes. No wonder he’s looking at her like that.

Thanks Guli.

The new information I read about from Angie’s manager, is that Angie worked for a total of 35 days last year and she will work for a total of 40 days this year. So much for all the noise about her not staying at home.

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Mr and Mrs Smith Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 5:23 pm - flag comment
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What? Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 4:21 pm - flag comment

How bizarre that Oprah is discussing celebrities and tabloids just when we all were thinking she should do a segment on her program on this LOL!!!!!

Oprah mentions that she knew people talking about Brad & Angelina’s new child as if they knew them. Oprah said to her friends “do you know them”?LOL!!!!!
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She really said that? I have to watch the repeat of her show tonight.

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Yeah she did. The segment came after the little interview with Sen. John Edwards wife. the topic of today’s show was “confessions” and this one lady stood up and confessed that she was addicted to tabloids. Then she went on and on as to why and even mentioned that eveyone knows who Angelina Jolie is no matter what your opinion is of her. Oprah was looking at her like, WTF? Oprah then mentioned to the woman did she know that all these tabloids have conflicting cover and doesn’t that send off a red flag.. but the woman was like she finds it all very interesting. Oprah looked at her like, hmmmmm, LOL!!!! Then Oprah made the shrink stand up and describe why this facination with celebrities and the shrink mentioned that it’s a trick the brain plays on us. It makes us think that we know these people, LOL!!!!
Oprah then mentiond how many tabs there were and how it’s worse today than even and that it will get worse before it gets better…uh.. I think the shrink said that. Oprah then asked the audience about the whole ANS saga..she asked them did any of them know who she was before everything about her since her and her son’s death were front page. Many said yeah and Oprah was like, really? She barely knew who she was.

guli Hiya lady! Did you have a wonderful day? You must be soo excited! I think he’s thinking “when we get home, mmm” love it! Did you get my emails? Feel like I spammed you! lol

susie are you around? Pax is a little doll! I love the first photo!

the picture of Angie and Madd is one of my favorites! I love the look on Madds face and his little ankle bracelets with the bells!

Hi to all you BAMPZS Fans!

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to interesting Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 4:38 pm - flag comment
Of course he’s getting paid. That’s how english tabloids work $$$$$
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Er, James Haven doesn’t need Angelina’s money - he’s a pretty prolific second assistant director in Hollywood - ironically, he’s even listed as such on Derailed starring [x], though considering what a piece of sh*t it was, I doubt it was his proudest moment. Muahahaha!! I bet he was able to give Angelina some inside info — like how he never once saw Brad on set EVER. ;-) Loves it. He just completed the John Cusack, Samuel Jackson and Mary McCormack thriller 1408.

http://imdb.com/name/nm1444700/

Sheri—opps sorry I haven’t checked my mail. I’m heading there right now…

Awwwww— here is a new video about the growing BAMPZS family.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdh9KlUoukY

Kmillz–she is so young in that picture. Thanks, I didn’t have that one.

BRB…

Sorry Cliniqua, but this is other James Haven, not Angies brother.

Windows Users:
To save a image to your computer: Right click over image and choose ‘Save Target As…’.

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O Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 6:12 pm - flag comment

It weird that whenever Orpah wants to talk about Brad and Angelina its always in some sort of “obsessed” or negative way. She can’t say hey they do alot with the attention on them. No its sort of negative, not nice. She bugs me.
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I’m not Oprah’s biggest fan but that’s not entirely true. She’s talked very nicely about their adoption before. I also think she recognizest the good that Brad and Angie do.

OT: Gyllenspoon is officially a couple. where’s the outrage? Reese ’s divorce is not final yet. ***rolling eyes***

Reese is now officially a beard (or so I’ve heard).

Here the tabs have the newest Goldengirl/Americas sweetheart in a relationship with a “hot” leading male actor. Which tab will be the first to put gyllenspoon on their cover with ‘exclusives’ of their relationship? Reese is an obsession form an=many girsl and women and this issue would be a good seller. which tab will be the first to dump their lame desparate attacks on BAMPZS and put something fresh like Reese and Jake on their cover? Would Ms. Min have enough brain cells to put together this cover or will she be scooped by People Magazine again? LOL!!!!!!!!

Al Gore to Open Tribeca Film Festival
The Associated Press
Thursday, April 5, 2007; 6:03 PM

NEW YORK — Al Gore will host the opening night gala of the Tribeca Film Festival, which will begin with a series of short films on global warming.

The festival, which will run from April 25 through May 5, is taking the rare step of opening not with a high-profile feature film but seven short films presented by the Save Our Selves (SOS) campaign.

This is the sixth annual Tribeca Film Festival, which was founded in 2002 by Robert De Niro and Jane Rosenthal to help rejuvenate Lower Manhattan following the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/05/AR2007040501317.html

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O no she didn’t Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 6:34 pm - flag comment
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She told the audience what her friends were discussing, Brad & Angelina and their new adopted child. Oprah then said she asked her friends “do you know them”? Like why are you all discussing every little thing about them as if you know them? That was the feel of her attitude. Being in her position, I’m sure that strangers come up to her or talk about her as if they know her personally because she’s on TV everyday.

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CLINIQUA Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 6:06 pm - flag comment

ironically, he’s even listed as such on Derailed starring [x], though considering what a piece of sh*t it was, I doubt it was his proudest moment. Muahahaha!! I bet he was able to give Angelina some inside info — like how he never once saw Brad on set EVER.
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yet another delusional fanatic. how would you know if brad never once set foot on set EVER, did you personally follow his every movement to see if he did or not? or did you read this in the tabloids, the ones you are supposed to hate and disbelieve? not to mention that the james haven listed as working on derailed is not angelina’s brother. please quit a s s uming things, you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and making the rest of us look stupid too.

I see a few people got on their thinking-caps today.

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malibumom Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 7:01 pm - flag comment

How do you know this stuff? are you some kind of “insider” or something?

It’s public record, need proof?

This one still cracks me up…. Shiloh and Gerber baby :-) Folks, I’m going thru my old pics that I have saved so that I can share them before I leave, if you aren’t interested just ignore them ;-)

http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4ca7704es3.jpg

ok back for a while, hello all

PT tab report??? Oh please tell me where it is. I can’t post as often as I used to but I live for PT and Cliniqua’s nicenastiness!! PT please email it to me or tell me where you posted it. You still have my Yahoo email I hope-

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To Maria

OK THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY FOR YOU TO MAKE ME THIS FAVOUR although you have no name, thank you To Maria ;)

Old or new pictures, I just love looking at this family. Thanks JJ and a blessed Holy Week to everybody.

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maria Says:

April 6th, 2007 at 5:32 pm - flag comment
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I’m not sure what you’re asking, but if you want to save a picture or image, right-click (if you use a PC) on the image; a menu should pop up; select Save Picture As…; a Save Picture box will appear, giving you the option to change the name of the image and where you want the picture saved. Click ‘OK’.

I hope that helps.

guli not too long! Sorry I sent you a long a s s reply! LOL

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malibumom
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Is it time to buy? or should I wait?

Is it any wonder AJ has not been seen lately? The rabid press with their slander and irresponsible inferrences that can only inspire the crazies to commit to reality what some of these mags, I believe, want to happen. What do they want? They want her to succumb so they can throw stones or explain her weakness. They want her or her children to be kidnapped so they can ‘be there for the family’. They want ugliness and tragedy because first it sells, and second they hate her for her showing them up as small and petty tabloid whores. Can you imagine if an elected official was subjected to this same amount of irresponsible feading frenzy? There would be police action at the very least.

guli- sounds like you have your work cut out for you tomorrow, good luck with that :lol: and chinese food sounds so good right now, my stomach is definately talking to me. I have only had some celery and a fruit cup after I came from the gym.

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Mimi Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 4:56 pm - flag comment
I promised to comment again on a Jolie Pitt thread
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Hey Mimi………isnt it kinda dark in that closet? LOL
Listen, dont look now but guess what?……youre on a BAMPZS fan site thats made-up of some of the most intelligent people online and who live in every civilized country on earth that you can think of. Chances are……..we’re on to you, closet fan. LOL
I wonder what else youre in the closet about? hmmm? hmmm?

Before I get into the tab news for this week, I’d like to take a few seconds inform everyone of some very, very sad news. I would be remiss in my duties at the tabloid reporter if I failed to mention that a good and great friend of mine received some bad news last week. Much to my dismay and distress I have learned that Bonnie Fuller had been demoted at the Star and is no longer editor-in-chief. Yes, indeedy, folks…it is a sad, sad day in the tabloid world. Due to a hefty deficit for 2006, Bonnie is no longer the Queen of Lying Scumbag Tabloidists. The old queen had died. All hail the queen. Janice Min inherits the throne by right of succession. When the biggest b#tch dies…the second biggest b#tch inherits. All hail the queen. Long live the queen. Amen.

Alrighty…now that we’ve got that out of the way…on to the tabs. Here is how you know that there is no news coming out of BAMZSPLand - every tab has a different story and many of them steal their story from the British dailies. Oops, my bad, it’s not “stealing”. It’s “expound upon”. There is good news, though - OK! has given the J-Ps the week off. And, of course, the bad news is that Janice Min uses this week’s issue of US to wage war against Angie…and does a piss-poor job of it if I say so myself. These people can’t even do a simple hatchet job right. Remember this point for later - when you screw up minor details that are a matter of public record? It tends to lead the reader to doubt the accuracy of the rest of your article. Apparently US LIES Weakly is feeling the same financial pinch as Star and they can’t afford a fact-checker. More on the US LIES WEAKLY later…

- National Enquirer: Story - “Angelina’s Adoption Nightmare: Boy’s heroin addict mother NEVER signed papers.” Gee…I wonder where the NE got this story from? Surely they’d never use another tabloid as their source…would they?

* According to the NE’s intrepid reporter, just days after learning that Pax’s mother was a heroin addict Angie also found out that his mother never gave up him for adoption, that his grandparents were the ones who signed the papers turning over custody to the orphanage. (Sidebar: Somehow I doubt that Angie would care if the kid’s mother was a smack addict…she’s been there and done that herself.)

* The NE says that the revelation that his mother never signed over custody has scared Angie into thinking that she may be facing a lengthy court battle for custody of her new son. (Sidebar: Uh…the mother is a POOR heroin addict, not a rich one. Methinks she’ll have a little trouble affording a lawyer…)

* The NE also says that Pax’s grandfather, Chien, is the one who told a “European newspaper” that the mother was an addict. (Sidebar: Hmmm…”European newspaper”. Now there’s a euphemism for The News of the World that some would quibble with…for instance…ME.)

* NE’s “European newspaper” source says that 2 days after Pax’s birth his mother fled the hospital because she could not afford the $30 bill. The bill is equivalent to a month’s wages. (Sidebar: I’m missing something here…how does not being able to afford the bill equate to abandoning your child? If you were just worried about not being able to pay the bill…wouldn’t you take the kid with you when you snuck out the back door?)

* Pax’s grandmother says that they are happy he’s found a good home, but watch-out for her sneaky kid. “We are delighted he has found to such a wonderful home but my daughter is very smart - and she is also very stubborn, wayward and difficult. I just pray that she forgets all about him.”

* NE’s adoption experts say that despite the fact the mother didn’t sign the adoption papers herself Angelina has nothing to worry about and the adoption cannot be legally challenged. They also say that Angie’s rep insists Angie is not worried about the adoption being challenged and she’s 100% sure there will be no problems with it. (Sidebar: If everybody’s so freaking sure there’s nothing wrong…then why in the hell did y’all waste a tree to print this idiot story?)

* Sidebar: Weight Loss Has Family Worried. Here’s how little info is getting out of J-PLand…not only does the NE have to use an NOTW story…not they’ve moved on to the London Daily Mail, another British bastion of bullsh#t. Yes, that’s right…now they’re citing the interview that the Daily Mail claims they did with Angie’s brother James. In the interview “James” indicated that the family was very worried about Angie’s weight. As the NE put it…she’s “anorexic-looking”. “James” attributes the weight loss to grief and the NE estimates that she as lost at least 20 pounds and is down to 100 pounds at 5′7″. According to the Daily Mail “James” told them, “Angelina has become very thin because she is grieving. It’s even difficult for her to eat. I keep saying to her, ‘Don’t forget to eat.’…” (Sidebar of my own: Based on what I know about Angie’s bro, which ain’t much, I doubt he spoke to the Daily Mail. For one thing, I’ve only ever heard him refer to her as “Angie”…not “Angelina” as was used repeatedly in the Mail’s story.)

- OuttaTouch: Story - “The Struggle To Stay Together: Once Attached At The Hip Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Finding That Balancing Work and Family is Much Harder Than They Expected.” Well la-ti-fcuking-da. Welcome to parenthood.

* According to OuttaTouch, after the adoption was finalized Angie called a friend to express her joy with Pax. Her supposed friend said Angie was “overcome with joy,” but then talk turned to her relationship with Brad, Angie got very quiet and “more serious”. Her pal says, “Brad and Angelina’s honeymoon is over. They went from lovers to exhausted parents, and it’s taking a major toll on both of them.” (Sidebar: Gee…wasn’t that awfully convenient for OuttaTouch that Angie called a friend who feels no qualms with selling the info to OuttaTouch. Tres convenient.)

* Once big sign of trouble in Brad & Angie’s relationship is that Angie went to Vietnam to pick up Pax with just Z and Madd while Brad and Shiloh stayed in LA. OuttaTouch says it worth noting that Brad went to Ethiopia with her to pick up Z and although his rep insists Brad had to stay behind because of work commitments on CCOBB OuttaTouchs’ PAID INSIDERS say that’s not the case. The insider says that as a producer of CCOBB “he could have taken a long weekend and flown over there with Shiloh. It was odd he wasn’t there to pick up Pax.” (Sidebar: What’s even odder is that Brad SUDDENLY became a producer of CCOBB when this article was printed. ROTFLMAO. Brad is NOT listed among the producers for CCOBB. Surely OuttaTouch wouldn’t make that up for the purposes of making their story look legit? Nah.)

* OuttaTouch says Angie’s former friend says things have been getting progressively “tense” between B/A for a while now, mainly because of the “increasingly frantic household”. The supposed pal says, “Kids will be kids, and Brad and Angie’s kids are no exception. Zahara is jealous of Shiloh, Maddox is a tad mischievous and Shiloh is still up much of the night - so their house is like a three-ring circus.” (Sidebar: Okay, kids…get out your pens…here’s another tactic of Tabloid Journalism 101 are in use here? Tactic #7 - using known quotes of your subject(s) and creating a quote for your source.)

* A “pal” of Brad’s also weighs in on the relationship and he says that as much as Brad adores his kids it’s all starting to wear him out, “He is completely overwhelmed. Their houses really look like they have kids. There are toys everywhere, and although it’s clean, it is very messy. That’s making Brad a little nuts.” The pal also says this is a problem because Brad likes a neat, organized house. (Sidebar: Excuse my liberated ass, but if Brad don’t like the mess he can clean it up his damned self. He was the one who wanted the soccer team! Well, guess what Brad, someone has to put away the equipment at the end of practice!)

* According to OuttaTouch when Brad and Angie first started dating “their chemistry seemed magical” and they agreed about their future, but now they’re not communicating as well as they have in the past. Brad’s ex-pal also says because of their careers, the kids, and their charity work they don’t have time to talk anymore, “Before Shiloh was born, Brad and Angie were together all the time. They used to have romantic date nights and really made time to talk. They simply don’t have time to do that anymore.” (Sidebar: Boo-fcuking-hoo. That’s a song every married couple with kids on the planet is singing. Just make sure you sing on Key, Brad.)

* OuttaTouch says the problem is exacerbated because Angie hasn’t been herself since her mother died. Yet another tab looks to the UK press for information to bolster their story. We go once again to the London Daily Mail’s supposed interview the James Haven, “Angelina has become very thin because she’s grieving. She has not wanted to eat, nor has she been able to.” (Sidebar: Sick of reading that quote already? Well, keep a wastebasket or barf-bag handy because it won’t be the list time you see it in the report.)

* In the end, OuttaTouch declares that although Brad and Angie are committed to their kids, they need to work on their relationship. Brad’s pal says, “If they are going to stay together some major changes need to be made.” (Sidebar: I can say the same about OuttaTouch’s desire to stay in business.)

* Caption of an old photo of Angie carrying Mad & Z…these people are such a riot…a PAID INSIDER says, “Brad likes to call the shots, but Angie is very strong-willed and he knows it. He is trying to adjust.” (Sidebar: Remember this quote when I get to the US story. Somebody needs to tell these rags to coordinate their stories better - either Angie is the boss or Brad is. For tabloid purposes, they can’t possibly compromise on anything…)

* Sidebar: They Have Tough Times Ahead. And what obstacles await our intrepid pair, you ask? Why, doggonit if OuttaTouch doesn’t have the answer!

1. Integrating New child - gotta bond with old Pax, ya know.

2. Wedding Discussions - OuttaTouch says that according to “published reports”, i.e., our sister publication Lifeless & Styleless, Brad and Angie are jumping the broom! that’s right. They’re tying the knot in Costa Rica…or the Bahamas…or…the Dominican Republic…or some other destination on this Blue Planet. A pal of the couple says, “Angelina talks about planning a wedding, but then a few weeks later she tells him she’s not ready. (Sidebar of my own: How convenient for the tabs…they says she’s always planning and never ready, hence they continue to claim that Brad/Angie are getting hitched. Love really is a many splendoured thing.

3. Balancing Work & Family - According to OuttaTouch Brad will be shooting CCOBB in LA until May, then they’re off to Prague so Angie can shoot her flick, then in the fall Brad has 2 more movies on his schedule. The good news is that, surprisingly, Brad will be going to Prague with Angie. I’m shocked. Are you shocked? Cuz ya know X is shocked and the world is shocked right along with her. Brad’s rep told these morons, “He will be in Prague with her for the entire shoot. When one is working the other isn’t.” (Sidebar of my own: Amazing how they have to keep telling these twits that they take turns working and one of them will always be with the kids. Cindy G probably has a recording of that sentence that she plays when the tabs call - “If you are calling for a quote regarding Brad’s plans for the Spring, press 1 now.” The tab reporter presses 1 and get’s the recording of Cindy saying, “He will be in Prague…”)

Sidebar: Could Angelina Lose Her New Son? Yet another American tab who thinks that News Of The World is a legitimate news source. OuttaTouch quotes their story on Pax’s mother like it’s the freaking Time magazine. They cover the basics of the article - mother is a heroin addict who never signed over custody of Pax. Grandparents signed over custody in her stead when she abandoned him. Grandfather says his daughter is may be after money and try to get Pax back. Aunt says her sister thinks about her son a lot and could try to get him back..blah blah blah blah…it’s all made up anyway so who gives a rat’s ass…

Sidebar: Maddox Is Already Jealous. Yep, that’s right…Add OuttaTouch to the cadre of tabloids pimping a child for a story. According to OuttaTouch, although Angie tried to involve Maddox in the adoption process from beginning to end she anticipated that Mad would be upset by all the attention she was devoting to his new bro. So…in mid-March Angie “looked into taking him to a therapist” because in less than 2 years he’s gone from being an only child to having 3 sibs. According to their PAID INSIDER, “Angelina knows it’s hard on him to share her affections.” Another PAID INSIDER says, “She has to make an effort to spread the love equally.” (Sidebar of my own: She “looked into taking him to a therapist”…exactly WTF does that entail? She got online and Googled “Therapists to help Mad get over jealousy”? Or did she just get out the yellow pages and look under “Psychiatrist, Pediatrics” then close the book and go on her merry way?)

Sidebar: A Child Has Caused Problems Before. I sh#t you not…they DO go there. OuttaTouch dredges up the specter of BBT. They say that at one point Angie & BBT couldn’t keep their hands off each other, but when she adopted Maddox that all changed. (Sidebar of my own: Mainly because BBT is an a##hole, but hey, this ain’t my tale to tell…) They used Angie’s quote that “Overnight we totally changed. I think one day we just had nothing in common…” (Sidebar of my own: Talk about your asinine comments. Let’s just put this sidebar down to them having an 1/8 page they needed to fill, becuz really…comparing Brad to BBT is like comparing Prince Charming to Freddy Kruger. One is your dream come true and the other is your worst nightmare.)

Sidebar: Brad’s Mom Is Trying To Help. That’s right…they had another 1/8 page to fill. According to OuttaTouch Angie is determined to save her relationship with Brad. And how exactly is she doing that? Why…the same way women all through the ages have gotten on their husband’s good side…by sucking up to their mama! Yep, it seems Angie has an “unlikely ally” in Jane and had gone to her for help. A supposed pal of Angie’s says they have formed “a special bond” since Marcheline’s death and that Jane supports Angie “in every way”. “Jane loves being a grandmother.” And A PAID INSIDER says, “Angelina thinks of her as a substitute mom.” (Sidebar of my own: That’s right ,folks, the tabs have turned the tide and now Jane and Angie are bestest buds and have a surrogate mother/child relationship. Methinks Brad’s lawyer has been in contact with them again about laying off his ‘rents.)

- Lifeless & Styleless: Story - “Brad & Angie’s New Kidnap Threat! A Deadly Plot Terrifies Brad & Angie - And Leaves Them Struggling To Fight Back.” Yep…that’s right…another tab expounding upon a story from a UK tab. I believe the original story was another News Of The World gem. This is how you KNOW it’s a slow news week in BAMZSPLand - As a general rule…if you live next door to someone and they supposedly had a house fire…but you find out about it from someone who lives 6,000 miles away…then chances are…the neighbor’s house was never on fire and it’s just a rumor. And that’s what the Lifeless & Styleless story is - smoke and mirrors…only the mirrors are cracked…and the smoke is from their crack pipe…

* L&S starts their saga saying that while Angie should’ve been “overjoyed” as she prepared to bring Pax home on March 19, instead she got some “terrifying news” from her security folks…presumably Mickey “Ad Man” Brett. What news, pray tell? Why, that nefarious entity was plotting to kidnap Angie and Pax when they got back to LA. (Sidebar: Uh…wouldn’t it have been easier to snatch them outside the US? Not that I mean to tell the NOTW how to write fiction…)

* L&S reminds us that Brad and Angie have faced threats before, “many of them baseless.” And by-the-by…Brad’s rep denies this story, BUT…our PAID INSIDER “close to the security team” (Sidebar: Presumably the janitor or possibly the maid.) says that the plot was “credible and meticulously planned. by a gang that’s pulled off kidnapping and extortion schemes before. The L&S insider says, “They’re highly skilled operatives with little regard for human life.” (Sidebar: It was so darned “meticulous” that no one thought to leave any information behind explaining for NOTW and L&S exactly what that plan was…cuz just for the record…they ain’t got any details, folks…)

* According to L&S the specifics of the plan were explained to by Angie’s bodyguards by “British security sources” and were described as “chilling”. (Sidebar: Once again…I’d like to re-iterate…L&S has ZERO details of this “chilling” but meticulously planned and undocumented, near-heinous act.)

* The PAID INSIDER says, “Information came out that leaders of the gang ordered their LA members to devise a plan to kidnap Pax before demanding a $100MIL ransom - which is equal to the profits of 1 year of drug dealing. Brad and Angie would then have a certain number of days to hand of the mula or “risk the boy’s life”. (sidebar: Oh, shoot…you know what? I am soooooooo sorry. I bet L&S considers these to be the “chilling” and “meticulous” details of this dastardly plot. I don’t know about anybody else, but so far it’s sounding like a Valerie Bertinelli Lifetime movie to me. Although…in her younger years I could certainly imagine Jaclyn Smith in the “Angie” role…can’t you?)

* After investigating this heinous plan it was “deemed credible and serious” and Angie was informed of the threat. According to a so-called friend of Brad’s, “The life drained out of Brad when he heard that. He was a wreck. He didn’t want to tell Angelina the extent of the threat, especially not until she returned stateside. But he had no choice. She needed to know so she could take the necessary precautions.” (Sidebar: This story is starting to sound like a bad Mr. & Mrs. Smith sequel. John & Jane’s son has been kidnapped…will our heroes cave into the pressure and pay the $100MIL ransom or come out guns blazing and go after the bad guys?)

* According to L&S’s PAID INSIDER, when Brad told Angie about the plot, “She sobbed that she’d die if anything happened to Pax.” (Sidebar: Sheesh…better make that a bad Mr. & Mrs. Smith sequel written by Danielle Steele.)

* L&S goes on to say that when it comes to her own safety Angie “doesn’t seem to have a care in the world” and quote her Newsweek article about traveling alone with just a backpack. However…when it comes to the ankle biters, she takes that seriously and takes appropriate action. For instance…and ya’ll knew there was gonna be an example…the last time Angie learned about a threat against her was just before the AMH shoot when they were “warned not to go to Pakistan because the kids were targets for terrorists” and because of that Angie had trouble eating for weeks and she became increasingly “frail” and had “fainting spells”. (Sidebar: What’s the deal with these tabs not even being able to get 6 month old info accurate? The AMH shoot was not moved because of a threat to AMZ or even A or BA. It was moved because they were told the Pakistani government couldn’t ensure their safety and the political climate was too volatile. That’s a far cry from, “Someone is going to kidnap and kill your children to make an example out of you.”)

* L&S says that according to friend of Angie’s the stress of worrying about Pax took a heavy toll on Angie, “She isn’t sleeping and barely eats. She doesn’t let the kids out of her sight. she seems on the verge of a breakdown.” (Sidebar: Big sniff…what’s that I smell? The stench of a future story?)

* If poor old Ange wasn’t stressed enough, L&S says that a British paper says that Pax’s mother, the heroin addict, never signed adoption papers giving up her rights to him and may ask for money or demand her son back. However, the orphanage assures L&S that the adoption is legal and binding and the mother has no chance of getting the boy back. (Sidebar: Okay, here’s the annoying thing. Every tab reports this NOTW info. And EVERY ONE of them knew it was made up. Do they not realize that repeating a lie incessantly doesn’t eventually make it true? Wait…DUH…if they ever realized that, they’d have to go out of business!)

* Meanwhile, back at the old homestead…Brad’s buddy says he reacted to the news of the kidnap plot by going into “total lockdown mode”. The friend also says, “He’s added manpower around their LA home and has told security he doesn’t want Angelina or the kids leaving the house without at least 5 security people.” (Sidebar: Yep…they got something right. Brad IS in “total lockdown mode.” That’s why L&S is making up this story…because there is absolutely ZERO information, legitimate or otherwise, coming out of BAMZSPLand! When are these people going to learn not to fcuk with Brad’s family? Idiots.)

* Luckily for little Pax, L&S says he’s “oblivious to the danger” he was in and on March 22 he and Angie started bonding like crazy in J-Ps “multimillion (dollar) hillside compound while armed guards patrolled”. (Sidebar: Now, I know what you’re saying, surely L&S has photo of the armed guards they SAY are outside the J-P home? Well, darn it…as luck would have it…the cameraman accidentally dropped his camera down a storm drain, that was conveniently left open just as he passed by, and the camera was washed away by the torrential rains Southern Cali gets this time of the year. Y’all did hear about the floods in Southern Cali last week…didn’t you?)

* L&S says that according to a “Pitt family insider” - once again, this would be Marvin and Elaine Pitt of Scofield, New Jersey - Brad is “putting on a brave face”. The PAID INSIDER says, “When you talk to Brad about Pax he laughs and says, ‘I still have a few more spots to fill on my soccer team.” Another supposed friend says that “deep down”, “They’re both terrified.” (Sidebar: More likely, deep down, they haven’t given the rumors another thought…although L&S certainly did.)

* Sidebar: Angie’s Wasting Away From Stress. Yep, that’s right…back to “Angie’s too skinny”. I think this is the third mag to quote the Daily Mail’s supposed interview with Angie’s bro. They use the same quote as everyone else - “Angelina has not wanted to eat…yada, yada, yada…” A soon-to-be-ex-friend says not eating because she’s worried about the kids and, “She’s pale and gaunt. She looks malnourished.” (Sidebar: “Malnourished” is a huge-ass stretch. We’ve all seen the photos malnourished people in Africa. Angie is far from being malnourished. Could she use a few hot meals that involve more than Brad’s man-made protein? Sure…even I can’t argue with that…but…if a girl’s gonna have a strict diet of man-made protein…I gotta say…she’s picked the right man…)

* Sidebar: They’ve Had Other Scares. “Oh, really?” you say? When? Well, hold your horses, I’m gettin’ there!

1. June 22, 2006 - “School Security” slips up at Maddox’s pre-school and a razzo gets too close to the school. (Sidebar of my own: “School security”? There was no “school security” you idiot buttw!pes! That’s how the guy got close enough to hide in the bushes!)

2. Oct 8, 2006 - While in Mumbai, Brad & Angie took Mad on a “taxi ride” and the razzi and crowds surrounded them. (Sidebar of my own: Holy freaking cow! Can these dumbsh#ts not get anything right? It was Pune not Mumbai and it was an auto-rickshaw, not a taxi. Sh#t happened almost 5 months ago and they’re too lazy to do a little research and get the city right? Hell…I’d better look myself to make sure they have the DATE right. As stupid as these people are that’s probably wrong, too!)

3. March 2006 - Per a British “newspaper” Angie was almost kidnapped by generic “gangsters” while on a humanitarian mission. (Sidebar: ROTFLMAO. Is there anything sadder than one tabloid repeating the lies of another…and acting like they don’t know it’s a lie? This, L&S, is why you’re always going to be a bottom-feeder regurgitating someone else’s lies. They had a prime opportunity to make up their OWN kidnap attempt and they weenied out. How pathetic.)

* Sidebar: Brad and Angie’s Houses are Fortresses. Yes, they are..and that why you’ll never have a legitimate story in this piece of sh#t rag. Sorry…I digressed…

1. While in they were in Namibia Brad had a high-tech security systems with multiple cameras installed at both the Malibu and Los Feliz houses. And they also have security guards at each house. (Sidebar: Damn…they actually printed a known fact. Who’da thunk it?)

2. In NOLA Brad had a $500K security system installed and a PAID INSIDER says, “There are police on every corner, so they’re very safe.” (Sidebar: A cop on every corner in NOLA? Pffft. Yeah, that’s because they’re waiting for the local crack dealer to give them their cut of the profits.)

* Sidebar: They’re Well Protected. Gitane…girl…your man got a shout-out from L&S! That’s right ladies. Cross your legs to contain your joy. According to L&S’s source, the Mickster is “clearly effective” but he has been a source of controversy. In Namibia & India it was reported that he roughed up reporters and photogs and threatened “to put someone in the hospital” if they got too close to Angelina. (Sidebar: I cannot believe they gave Mickey a shout-out and didn’t even use my favorite Mickey quote! “Nobody touches Jolie!” I bet the razzi cringe when they’re in a foreign country waiting to get photos of B&A…the car pulls up…and out steps Mickey…)

- Star: Story - “Angelina’s Nightmare: Birth Mom Wants Son Back!” At this point I would normally say something snarky about Bonnie Fuller’s baby…but…it’s no longer Bonnie’s baby, so now I’ve got a dilemma…do I strain myself to hunt down the new editor-in-chief’s name? Nah, why bother. Her tenure is gonna be short. I’ve got a feeling Star’s going to go through a number of managerial types trying to right their Titanic. The Star has hit an iceberg and is listing badly to starboard. (Arf, arf! I made a funny!) If this re-hash of the Daily Mail’s story is any indication of why Bonnie was relieved of her duties, then I totally understand why she was demoted. This story wreaks of desperation.

* According to the Star’s infallible sources, less than 2 weeks his adoption Pax is now waking up in an $8MIL MALIBU mansion, but it hasn’t been an easy transition for the tyke. (Sidebar: That might have something to do with the fact that he’s in Malibu and the rest of the family is Los Feliz…) Star’s PAID INSIDER says, “He’s having a hard time. Angelina has been learning Vietnamese so she can communicate with him, but he’s a little homesick. It’s very distressing for Angelina because she wants him to feel loved and safe.” (Sidebar: It’s also distressing because Pax having a hard time adjusting makes for a better story than, “He fit right in and loves his new family.”)

* However much trouble Pax is having adjusting, Angie has a bigger problem. That’s right…the Star says that contrary to initial reports that Pax’s mother was dead, according to that font of truth, the News of the World, his mother is very much alive and kicking and wants Pax back. Even more shocking…Pax’s mother, Dung, is a smack addict and insiders fear she will go to any lengths to profit from Pax’s adoption. (Sidebar: Speaking of people who will go to any lengths to profit from Pax’s adoption…Ms. Pot meet Ms. Kettle.)

* According to Pax’s grandfather, Chien, his daughter is a no good druggie, “Her life has been ruled by drugs since she was 16. When she finds out that a rich movie star has adopted her baby, she will go after Angelina Jolie for money and make trouble for her. She may even try to get they child back.” (Sidebar: And the good folks at Star are keeping their fingers crossed hoping it happens! I can see their headline now, “Pax’s Heroin Addict Mom Demands His Return!”)

* Star’s PAID INSIDER says this news has greatly upset Angie. “I don’t think anyone could challenge Angelina to do the absolute right thing every time she adopts a child from the legal standpoint. Working as she does on an international level with the UN, she always makes sure all the i’s are dotted and the t’s are crossed.” The source goes on to say the mother’s emergence has put an unnecessary strain on Angie, “It’s just a nightmare scenario”. (Sidebar: Whuh? You mean the Star isn’t going to skew this to make Angie look like an obsessed, baby-stealing loon? No wonder Bonnie got canned.)

* What, you and the Star both want to know, went wrong? According to the Star - nothing. They say that Angelina has been assured that, “The adoption is final and binding.” (Sidebar: Then WTF did you write this story? Bonnie, old girl…I’m beginning to see why you got chopped off at the knees.)

* The Star’s that although nothing went wrong, their PAID INSIDERS insist that Angie may have known that the mother’s re-emergence was a possibility. Per NOTW, “The agency told Angelina that Pax’s mother was alive but could not be located. Angelina decided to go ahead with the adoption because she was told that Pax’s mother had given up all rights by abandoning him. She had to have been told that even if the mother did show up, she no longer had legal right to him.” (Sidebar: Once again, I ask…if there’s no problem…then why did you right the story and put it on the cover with a 32 point font? Money, money, money…Money!…Some people got to have it…Some people really need it…Listen to me y’all, do things, do things, do bad things with it…)

* The Star goes on to say that Pax’s grandfather says his daughter had a chance to reclaim Pax, but didn’t, so she seemingly knows that she’s give up all her rights to him. “In January, Dung was out our house when the deputy director of the orphanage paid a surprise visit telling us a wealthy American wanted to adopt him. Although our daughter was in the room, she did not reveal that she was the boy’s mother - and neither did we!” The grandparents then went on to sign the adoption papers. (Sidebar: Gee, what lovely, sentimental people. If Pax is very lucky they’ll all be dead before he’s old enough to understand what bunch of vile losers they all are.)

* Furthermore, Dung’s sister, who’s name is unimportant…okay…I forgot to write it down…says that in February, “We were asked to sign more papers agreeing to the adoption and stating that we did not know the whereabouts (of Pax’s birth mother), which we did.” However, she says that Dung regrets giving up Pax. “After the orphanage visited, Dung wanted to go there to look for her son, but she didn’t know what he looked like. I persuaded her not to go.” (Sidebar: Somehow I don’t think the sister had to twist Dung’s arm very hard. And BTW, can I just say…how would you like to go through life with the name “Dung”? The word probably doesn’t have the same meaning in Vietnamese as it has in English, but “Sh#t” is a very appropriate name for this woman. I guess it would be too much to hope that smack can make a woman infertile?)

* According to the Star, if Dung’s change of heart about Pax is motivated by money, then Angie is prepared to kick her ass Lara Croft-style. Star’s PAID SOURCE says, “Hearing about the horror story has actually drawn her closer to the little guy.” The source goes on to say that there is “zero likelihood” that Angie would pay the woman off. “That would be like blood money to Angelina.” (Sidebar: Money, it’s a crime…Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie…Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today…But if you ask for a raise it’s no surprise that they’re
giving none away.)

* Not content with putting Pax’s adoption in peril, the Star now segues on to putting Pax himself in danger due to his birth mother’s heroin addiction. That’s right folks, they DID sink that low. According to Pax’s grandfather, Chien, Dung didn’t realize she was preggers until “quite late on”. (Sidebar: Come on…can you really hear some Vietnamese peasant saying “quite late on”?)

* Because Dung was too stupid to realize she was preggers she had been using heroin in the early stages of her pregnancy. When Pax was born he was underweight at just 4 pounds and Dung’s sister says, “He looked like a wet cat. I didn’t think that he would survive. He was so tiny.” (Sidebar: Gonna take a sen-ti-men-tal jour-ney… Anybody else feel the artic chill given off by this “family”?)

* Despite being underweight at birth…THREE YEARS AGO!…Pax was given a clean bill of health before the adoption. BUT…according to Star’s PAID drug abuse specialist, “Children in loving and stable environments tend to fare well.” (Sidebar: Anybody else kind of disappointed that the Star was going to make dire predictions about Pax’s future mental health? In the old days that would’ve been the natural progression of their story. Dang…no wonder Bonnie got fired…b#tch has gotten soft in her old age.)

* Although the PAID drug abuse expert says that Pax should do well, the Star says he’s having a tough time grasping that he’s “finally found a good home.” (Sidebar: Give the kid a break, would ya?! He’d been in the country less than 10 days when y’all printed this tripe!)

* The Star further says that although it may look as if Angie is going back on her promise to be a stay-at-home-mom for Pax - on March 23 Angie was in Chicago to test drive cars for her new flick and she begins filming the movie in May - BUT…her commitment to Pax’s “well-being” remains strong. According to their PAID SOURCE, “Angelina’s trying hard to put him at ease. She’s looking for a Vietnamese nanny. Pax gets along better with Maddox and Zahara. But he has not grasped that this move to America is permanent. He thinks he’s on a trip or vacation and keeps asking, ‘When am I going home.’” (Sidebar: Angie is hiring a VN nanny? Uh…just because a person is Vietnamese it doesn’t mean they can speak Vietnamese! Besides which…she hired someone when she was in Vietnam. I guess their “source” didn’t know as much as they thought they did! As for Pax thinking he’s on a trip? Tabloid Journalism 101 - take a known quote and make a new one. Star had Pax thinking he’s on trip because that’s what the idiot orphanage director told the kid!)

* Going for the tear-eyed finish, Star says that Pax’s grandfather says that all he and Dung ever wanted was for Pax to have a good home in VN some day. “Dung may not be a good or respectable person, but she is still his mother. We have no right to expect anything, but we still want him to know where he comes from when he grows up.” (Sidebar: Oh, don’t worry, a##hole. Angie and Brad will make sure Pax knows his country, his people and his culture. Hopefully though he’ll never have the misfortune of knowing you or his mother. Sorry, folks, but these people are bottom-feeders and their attitude towards that boy irks the sh#t out of me.)

* Sidebar: Angie’s Brother Talks. Been there done that in this report, not going there again. Y’all know what he said by now…Angie’s not eating, can’t eat because she’s grieving, blah, blah, blah… (Sidebar of my own: Poor, poor Bonnie Fuller. This ridiculous drivel was last Brad/Angie story she oversaw as editor-in-chief. Alas, what an ignominious end. Goodbye and good riddance…eh…who am I kidding…OuttaTouch or Lifeless & Styleless will no doubt hire her lyin’ ass.)

- US LIES WEAKLY: Store - “Angelina’s Double Life - Happy homemaker or controlling workaholic? With a new son at home, Jolie is already back at work as Brad Pitt tends to the kids” by Mara Reinstein. By now I’m sure everyone has had a chance to read Janice Min’s ATTEMPTED hatchet job on Angelina. A word of advice for Janice - never send a little girl to do a woman’s work. You, your reporter and your publication need a fact-checker. I realize that by dint of its very nature being a “gossip” rag doesn’t exactly lend it’s self to accurate representation of the TRUTH, but babe, getting the details right gives your tale more credibility. I don’t know if this is Ms. Reinstein’s first assignment or not, but next time…check her work for errors before she labels her subject a “hypocrite”. Doing so may mitigate your own hypocrisy.

Now, on to Janice Min’s hypocritical chastisement of Angie’s so-called “double life”…

* First off, let’s tackle that subtitle - “With a new son at home, Jolie is already back at work as Brad Pitt tends to the kids.” Lie #1. Angie worked ONE DAY, then went back home. Brad is STILL filming CCOBB and is NOT home with the kids. A partial truth is by any other name is still A LIE.

* One the first page of US’s article is a photo of Angie with the following quote from Fran Drescher, who was trying to get Angie involved in a cancer charity project, she says that Angie, “sets a shining example for everyone to break down barriers.” So…US starts out on a positive note…and then the hypocrisy sets in…

* According to US, on March 23 Angelina was in Chi-town and the locals wondered where Brad & the tots were or if she were there for a “global conference” but she was actually there to work on her new action movie. Sources say she test drove some Dodge Vipers and, “She seemed to be in a good mood and really nice to everyone, but it was strictly business.” BUT…the fact that she was anywhere other than home with her family was a shock. Just days earlier she had been in VN picking up her newest child, where she introduced him to Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh and then promptly changed his name and headed back home to LA. However, “those closest to her” were concerned about her. According to their source, “Brad thought she was moving too fast.” (Sidebar: LIE #2, Shiloh was NOT in Vietnam. However, US LIED in their story the previous week and said she was and rather than admit to having fictionalized a scenario at Angie’s hotel with 2 nannies, Shiloh and Zahara, they maintain that Shiloh was in VN. But saying she was there…don’t make it true, Janice.)

* While in VN Angie announced, “with much fanfare” that she would be a stay-at-home-mom. 4 days later it was announced that Angie had signed on to do Wanted. (Sidebar: LIE #3. Angie’s announcement was not made “with much fanfare”. She said it in response to a question asked by a NEWSPAPER REPORTER IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE NEWSPAPER THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE USA! That’s not “fanfare”…that’s a regular interview situation that actors have hundred, if not thousands of times, in their career.)

* US ponders if Angie’s actions were “hypocritical”…Perhaps…BUT…according to them Angie “thrives on manipulating her own image.” (Sidebar: Gee, you mean she wants to do it herself instead of letting jealous jugheads like Janice Min do it for her? Silly girl.)

* US goes on to say that despite not having a publicist - unheard of for a star of her magnitude - Angie has “expertly re-invented herself as a devoted mother and girlfriend - despite her wild past as a self-confessed, drug-using goth who dabbled in bisexuality and had a string of ‘lovers’.” (Sidebar: Now we get to the crux of Janice’s problem - Angie plays the game better than she does…and didn’t spend 4 years in college to get a degree to do it. B#tch is jealous, y’all. The rest of this assessment of Angie is just a low-blow. Show me one person in HW who has willingly owned up to as much of their past as Angie has. She MAY HAVE BEEN all of those things…but as Frankie liked to say…she did it her way…)

* Us says that Angie’s “remarkable transformation” was mainly achieved through her humanitarian work, which helped increase her visibility while at the same time shielding her from criticism over her “controversial” relationship with Brad Pitt. However…”her latest actions are “brow-raising even by her standards”. (Sidebar: Uh…scratching my head here…raise your hand if you don’t recall Angie being “shielded from criticism” over her relationship with Brad. Yeah…I’ve got my hand up, too…we’ll make this LIE #4. WTF does Janice think she’s been doing for the last 2 years if not “criticizing Angie over her relationship with Brad Pitt”?)

US thoughtfully broke this article into sections so we could keep track of Angie’s - and their - hypocrisies…

* SHE’S WORKING AGAIN: Despite having said on March 16 in Ho Chi Minh city that, “I will stay at home to help Pax…the most important thing to me at the moment”. However, 4 days later she took the “Wanted” gig, which is scheduled to start shooting in Prague in April (LIE #5) and then on to Chicago. After that her schedule gets even more hectic in the summer because on June 22 AMH is slated to open and in the fall Angie is set to film “The Changeling”. (Sidebar: US did include an important part of Angie’s statement, “…at the moment”. Apparently this phrase is unfamiliar to Janice, et. al., and requires an explanation. Janice, sweetie, I’m gonna break it down like Kurtis Blow, “‘At the moment’ does NOT mean “forever”. It means…well…at the MOMENT she said it…it WAS the most important thing to her. See, Janice, I can split hairs, too.)

US now trots out their adoption expert, and author who wrote a book on adopting, and this brazilliant person says, “That does seem like a heavy work schedule for someone with a large family. Maybe she’ll take the children to the set with her.” (Sidebar: Stunning insight, huh? I do not have children, but on behalf of my mother and all of you working mothers out there…I do hereby B#tch Slap Janice Min. Woman…what is your problem? Women with large families have worked since the dawn of man. My mother had 7 children and worked 6 damned days a week to feed and clothe them and then some snot-nosed b#tch like you comes along and belittles working mothers? I hope your mama’s dead so she doesn’t have to know she raised an elitist idiot.)

BTW, folks, guess what? Angie’s manager didn’t return US’s calls for comment and Brad’s rep had no comment. Brad’s rep had no comment, but she did flip Janice the bird while telling her she had no comment.

* SHE MAY BE USING HER FAMILY: According to US, the day Angie picked up Pax from the orphanage, where the razzi “swarmed” the, she said, “Photographers make him upset…I’m sorry for bringing this into Pax’s life.” (LIE #6 - IIRC she said this 2 days later, not the day she picked him up.) BUT…just a few days later she staged a photoshoot with herself, Maddox and Zahara (Whuh? No Shiloh?) and sold the photos to Hello and People magazines. In the past she has also staged photo shoots of Shiloh and a family portrait in Namibia and sold them to People mag for an estimated $10MIL. Multiple sources tell US that there is a stipulation that comes with the photos - “100% of the proceeds must go to a Jolie-approved charity”. In December, when she sold photos of a Cambodia photoshoot People had to promise to do a piece on Cambodia. (Sidebar: Poor, poor, pissy little Ms. Min. Still upset about not getting any Brad/Angie exclusives…and then the dumb b#tch writes a piece like this in protest. Hmm…Jan, babe…methinks you’re tilting at windmills here. Didn’t your mother ever tell you that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar? To be perfectly honest, you actually catch more flies with a Raid fly strip, but that’s neither here nor there. My point is…you LIE about Brad and Angie, belittle them, say nasty things about their kids, their parents, their relationship, and their hair…and then you expect them to WILLINGLY let you into their lives? B#tch..puh-leeze.)

According to US, Angie has a long history of using the media to her advantage. (Sidebar: Now why in the hell would she use it to her DISadvantage? Make some sense people!) For instance - the infamous Kenya photos from April 2005. US says that many people believe Angie set up having those pictures taken. And although the photos were “PDA free” possibly they were meant to “blunt the impact of her romance with Pitt.” US proudly reminds us that they were the first to run those photos and that for months the two had been denying a relationship and that Brad’s rep had refused to comment on the photos. (Sidebar: Janice…babe…you know full well Angie didn’t set those photos up and YOU were the ones who started the rumor that she did. Secondly…you just flashed your thong for the world to see. Now we know why you’ve got a bee stuck up your butt about all the People exclusives - because you know that Brad and Angie aren’t going to let you near their photos as retaliation for printing the Diani Beach photos. You know that and WE know that…and you know we know and we know you know we know…and most importantly Brad and Angie know that you know that’s why you’ll never get a sanctioned exclusive from them. If you’d known then what you know now…you’d still have printed them and you’d still be on the losing end of the no-hit shut-out Brad and Angie are pitching! Hehehehehe…)

Now US goes after Brad for a micro-second….Not long after the Diani Beach photos appeared in US, Brad stated in his Diane Sawyer interview that he didn’t understand why people were more interested in their relationship than in “harder news”, like 3rd world poverty. BUT…US says…he didn’t mention the 58-page photoshoot that he and Angie did for W mag with them “posing as a 1950s couple” (LIE #6 - I’m counting this because the stupid reporter obviously never read Brad’s interview where he said the photos are set in 1963, the year he was born!). Brad not only conceived the concept, but he co-owns the syndication rights “which could eventually earn millions”. (Sidebar: Janice, Janice, Janice…splitting hairs again. By the time we get to the end of this article not even Pantene is going to be able to repair all your split ends. Brad did not mention the W shoot because they DID NOT do the photoshoot as a pictorial essay on their relationship. It was A MOVIE PROMOTIONAL TIE-IN!!!)

Back to picking on Angie - US says that in 2002, after shedding BBT, Angie coordinated her own razzi photoshoot with Maddox. The photographer says, “She even asked me for prints afterward!” (Sidebar: Now we’ve moved from splitting hairs to half-truths. Angie asked the razzo to take the photos of Maddox because she was being dogged by the cretins for photos anyway, so why not just do it and get it over with? It’s no worse than Sarah Jessica Parker posing with her baby on the front steps of the hospital the day she took her baby home. The razzi get their photos, they become worthless because there are so many of the same photo…and the razzi go away. The only difference is that ONE GUY made a nice tidy sum off the photos of Maddox. He wasn’t complaining then and if he’s complaining now it’s only because he can’t get any big-money photos of Angie’s CHILDREN. Now how said is that? Grown men and women stalking children. Now who’s using Angie’s “family”? Talk about hypocrisy.)

US goes onto say that more recently, while in India in Oct, her personal bodyguard, Mickey Brett (Hey Gitane…your man is famous!), was accused of making racial threats and was later caught grabbing the neck of a British photographer and threatening. Brad then bailed him out of jail and defended him, “We would not work with those kinds of people.” US says, “The day after the incident in India, Jolie & Pitt were conveniently snapped on a serene boat rid with their kids.” (Sidebar: LIE #7 - if you can’t get the sequence of events right, then how can you trust the details? Mickey grabbed the reporter’s neck FIRST…then WEEKS LATER the racial slurs incident happened. Janice…Lexis/Nexis has a fantastic database where you can search through old news articles. And I do mean NEWS sources - legitimate newspapers and magazines, not your usual British tabloid sources of the Sun, News of the World, and Daily Mail. I mean Time, Newsweek, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post…hell, even the USA Today if you get desperate enough. Do some research and get the sequence of events correct BEFORE you try to tackle the details. As for the boat ride…so what? Were they supposed to stay indoors and hide for the remainder of their trip? What’s convenient is that you didn’t object to that little outing when you printed the photos of it, but now that you’re on the warpath it’s suddenly a problem. Turns our hypocrisy is a two-way street with lots of people running yellow lights. Sooner or later theirs going to be a big-ass accident.)

Moving into “piling it on” territory - US is STILL irked about Namibia. While in Namibia Mickey also threatened photographers and “hired a thug to stalk and intimidate an US reporter.” (Sidebar: ROTFLMAO. Damn, Janice, you still b#tching about that? I notice that you didn’t mention that your reporter was in the country illegally. I wonder why not? I guess that little nugget escaped your mind at press time, huh?)

* SHE CAN’T STAY STILL: This is best summed up by saying that US is still ticked off about the NOLA when Angie supposedly told them they were relocating to NOLA. The idiots at US assumed it was forever and ever, amen.

In January, after traveling for much of the previous 2 years, Angie told US that they were buying a house in NOLA, where Brad was filming CCOBB, and would raise their family there and NO recovered from Hurricane Katrina. BUT…not 2 months later they “left their $3.5MIL house” and returned to LA, where Brad is still filming CCOBB. The cads. And since they returned to LA, on Mar 21 Angie has since gone off to Vietnam to adopt another child. According to US all the comings and goings is tough on 4 kids. They trot out their SHRINXPERT who says, “Children thrive on predictability, continuity, security and rhythm in daily life. I would imagine that might not be the number 1 feature in a household with two movie stars.” (Sidebar: Duh! It’s not like Angie is moving these kids around so she can dodge bill collectors or pick up welfare in 2 different states! They moved because Brad is working!)

Another SHRINXPERT says, “Children have difficulties when there’s moving around too much, but we want to see children have as much time as possible with their parents. It’s quality over quantity.” (sidebar: Uh…did that last part not make sense or is it me? Basically, what this guy is saying is…it’s not ideal to move the kids around so much, but as long as their with their parents…no harm, no foul. In other words, Janice…STFU already.)

* SHE MAY BE CONFUSING PAX: According to US Angie says she’s making an effort to make Pax feel comfortable - she “let” him bring some toys from the orphanage with him when they left and she’s ordering his favorite foods. BUT…she quickly changed his name after the adoption and US’s SHRINXPERT says…that ain’t good, “There are people that feel it’s cruel to change a pet’s name when you get a pet. Generally speaking, a name is sometimes the only thing that the child has that’s only theirs.” (Sidebar: Not this sh#t again. Janice…you don’t know what name they’re using within the privacy of their own home and you never will. People change kids’ names all the time when they adopt, but I didn’t see you chastising down Sharon Stone, Meg Ryan, Mia Farrow, Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise, etc., for re-naming the children THEY adopted. Why is Angelina subjected to one set of rules and everyone else gets to slide by? When you call the rest of these people on the same behavior, THEN you can get on Angie’s case about it. Once again…hypocrisy rules at US LIES WEAKLY.)

* SHE’S SWAPPING ONE FIX WITH ANOTHER: Yes, that’s right folks, US is equating adopting orphans with dabbling in heroin. According to US, since adopting Mad in 2000 Angie has frequently claimed to have “kicked her youthful pastimes, which included collecting knives and taking opiates.” BUT…US’s SHRINXPERT says, “Addictive tendencies don’t just go away.” and adopting 3 kids in 5 years could be a sign of “a form of domestic addiction”. (Sidebar: “Domestic addiction”…are you fcuking kidding me? Angie has adopted 3 kids in 5 years. MY MOTHER HAD 4 KIDS IN 5 YEARS! Are you saying my mother was suffering from “domestic addiction”? And what about all the other women - and men - who do the same? Does everyone who has multiple children in a short time span suffer from an overly developed sense of nesting or are they just horny fcukers who can’t remember the birth control? Come on Janice…”enquiring minds want to know”!)

Another source says “Angie is obsessed with poverty and all the world’s problems. She’s constantly encouraging friends to adopt and offers help when needed.” (Sidebar: Gasp! The fiend! She wants to make the world a better place! How dare she!) Yet…US’s SHRINXPERT says, “There are very simple acts of kindness that (former users) will do that supports their recovery. With the stimulation of saving the world, they fuel their disease.” (Sidebar: Uh-oh…if Angie’s sick, ya’ll know what this means, don’t you? Somebody better call Bono, Bill & Melinda Gates, Bob Geldof, Warren Buffet, etc., and let those sick mofos know US said they need help for their addiction to helping the less fortunate. By God…don’t they know they’re supposed to be selfish b@stards who spend all their time worrying about what US LIES WEAKLY is going to say about them? Maybe there’s a support group for humanitarians and if not, they can start their own and start a new trend!)

As sick as Angelina is, according to US, on March 25, her brother James told the London Daily Mail that protecting kids is simply Angelina’s nature. “One of the reasons Angelina cares so much for other people is our father’s treatment of our mother. Now Angelina and I are protective of women and, of course, children.” (Sidebar: This is what’s known as throwing someone a bone. It’s US’s way of saying, “Gee, Ange, we know you’re sincere in your humanitarian work and everyone will jump up our asses if we’re nasty about it…but…we still don’t like you and Brad…so there! (Now picture Janice sticking out her tongue and blowing raspberries.))

* SHE’S THE BOSS: According to US’s sources Brad and Angie are at odds about expanding their family so quickly after Shiloh’s birth. US’s source says, “They had a huge fight just before she left for Vietnam. He wanted her to slow it down, spend more time with Shiloh and have more biological children.” But, in public statements Angelina has expressed the exact opposite. She told the British Elle mag, “I feel much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her….A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob!” (Sidebar: Lie #8 is a lie of omission. Angie was publicly vocal about expanding quickly…but so was Brad…multiple times. Most notably when he told a group of foreign press members at the Babel press junket that he wanted to add 3 kids a year - next year they’d have six, then 9, he wants a soccer team. He also told Ryan Gaycrest they were thinking soccer team. Was he joking or was he serious? It doesn’t matter. If Janice is going to split hairs and tell half-truths then so I am I. He said it publicly and that’s all that counts. Furthermore…what does Angie’s Elle quote have to do with the point their supposedly trying to make? Plus, they need to get a Funk & Wagnall’s and check out the various meanings of “feel”. Angie meant “feel” as in “sympathize/empathize” not “feel” in an emotional sense.)

US goes on to say that since Angie returned home on March 21 they are once again “a solid unit” and that “Brad sees her point now. He loves Pax and realized it isn’t fair to their new son to keep the argument going.” Another source says, “Angelina & Brad are over the moon about him, and everyone is getting along really well.” Yet another source says that on March 24 on the CCOBB set, where Shiloh (who DID NOT go to Vietnam!) has been a regular visitor, Brad was laughing and joking with the crew and brought them lunch from In-and-Out burgers. The source says, “He’s nice and polite.” (Sidebar: Let’s see…they’ve gone from “hard-hitting expose” to “touchy-feely lovefest”. Wait a sec…I smell something…What’s is that smell? Anybody else smell that? Is it napalm in the morning or just the stench of Janice’s hypocritical ass?)

Hmm…what, you might ask, is up next for the J-Ps? Well, doggonit, don’t you know they plan on adding to that family that US says they’re expanding too quickly? Yep, that’s right. According to a source “close to the couple”, “They will be adopting two more and they also want to have another biological child.” Well, heck, Brad even told Gaycrest, “We’re thinking soccer team…start our own country, enter the World Cup and dominate it!” (Sidebar: Sheesh…Janice, Janice, Janice…you’ve contradicted yourself in the same article, babe, hell…probably on the same page of the article. Right here you’ve admitted that Brad has said publicly that they want a lot of kids fairly quickly. Now you’re going to have to print a retraction in the next issue…but…I won’t hold my breath waitin’ on it.)

BUT, US says, in the end, “It’s no question who will be the captain.” (Sidebar: The captain is gonna be Brad because Angie says she doesn’t like soccer! I can be as deliberately obtuse as you, Janice.)

* US POLL - asked 5836 readers - Are the couple expanding their brood to fast? Yes=65%, No=35% (Sidebar: Did you hear that Brad & Ange? The readers of US demand that you stop adopting those poor, needy, ETHNIC 3rd World orphans…and have another white bio baby instead.)

* US POLL - asked 4,796 readers (I guess they other 1,040 were screening calls…they probably looked at the caller ID and said, “Oh…fcuk me…it’s that damned Janice Min again!”) - Was it in poor taste to sell pictures of Pax so soon after his adoption? Yes=61%, No=39% (Sidebar: Early on in this article there is a picture of Angie holding Pax as they boarded the plane to leave VN. At the bottom of a picture is a small picture of the HELLO mag. The purpose of this is twofold - First, seemingly they’re just showing the magazine that they’re accusing Angie of pimping Pax to. In reality what they’re doing is saying to Angie, “You may not sell us the photos directly…but we’re still going to find a way to print them.” Secondly, it’s their way of telling People, we will deride you and ridicule you for being the J-Ps butt-monkey, but we’ll never advertise your mag in ours. In other words…Janice is holding a grudge against People because they get the photos without having to bid for them and even if US bid a gazillion dollars…they know Brad and Angie have stipulated which magazines the photos WON’T be sold to for any price. That’s why the photos for BAMZS in NO from last September were never printed in the States. People passed on them…and Brad & Angie wouldn’t agree to let any of the other rags buy them. What Janice calls hypocrisy…I call POWER.)

* Sidebar: Angelina’s Wild Past. Janice Min wasted a full page on a photo of Angie kissing her bro on the lips at the 2000 GGs. Off to one side she has a list of Angie’s Hall Of Shame Past -

- Death Obsession - So she wanted to be a mortician? Big fcuking woo.

- Cutting - mixed cutting with sex during her first sexual relationship. (Sidebar: Oh for fcuks sake! The girl was 14 you idiots! 14. As Angie said, and I paraphrase), “You’re young, your drunk, you’re playing with knives…sh#t happens.”

- Bisexuality - Yes, we all know about Jenny Sh#tzu. Now go find us another woman that Angie admits to having sex with. She was 21…people experiment with their sexuality all the time. Except Janice…she’s a hermaphrodite…but she’s such a b#tch she tells herself she has a headache.

- Kissing her brother at 2000GG - Oooooh…now there’s the crime of the last century! So she kissed her bro on the lips. BFD. It was closed mouth and no tongue action. They grew up doing that and people in other countries do the same and it’s not big deal. But in the sick, twisted minds of America it must mean they’re having an incestuous relationship. Frankly…if they were? Who the hell could blame him? Look at the woman, for God’s sake! If she could turn a straight woman lezbo…why wouldn’t her own brother get some nutty ideas? I’m just saying…

* Sidebar: How Mad Feels About His Brother - According to US, adopting Maddox in 2002 Angie has been candid about her desire to adopt siblings for him, but she also noticed that he was, “envious when she paid attention to others”. Now that he’s gotten 3 sibs in the last 2 years their source says, “Maddox is getting over his initial jealousy little by little and he and Pax seem to be coming good friends. Now Maddox has a playmate and they are already learning to love playing together.” (Sidebar: Sooooo….basically they had a 1/4 page to fill…and this is what they came up with. Lame, Janice…lame.)

* Sidebar: Pax’s Biological Mom - You know the drill by now…same lies everyone else had, courtesy of the News Of The World - mother was a heroin addict, he was underweight when he was born, mother may want him back, yada yada yada. (Sidebar: Another 1/4 page to fill…She really could’ve done this story in 2 pages if she’d chucked all the **** the rest of the rags also covered. The worse part is that they knew that since it was NOTW there was a 99.99% chance that it was a fake story!)

* This item isn’t a sidebar, but I want to put it in while I’m thinking about it - towards the back of this issue there’s a story on all the babies turning 1 in the next few months - Suri, Grier Henchy, Kingston, Shiloh, and a few others. In the notes under Kingston, US uses Gwen Stefani’s quote from the British Elle mag where she talked about Kingston and Shiloh having a play date and being “like two little blobs”. Janice Min DID NOT take Gwen to task for referring to her baby as a “blob”. Not this time…and not the FIRST time they reported the quote. Yet, earlier in this same issue she’s jumped on Angie for having used the same word. Hypocrite much?

* Sidebar: Will Brad & Angelina’s Relationship Last? - Us says that when Brad fell in love with Angie “she was a sexy, single mom of one and he was craving a family.” But…3 years later maybe Angie has become too focused on “expanding their brood”. Their SHRINXPERT says, “They’re still a couple in addition to being parents. If she’s unwilling to work at that, if she continually gets on a plane and goes somewhere and lives this flitty life that she had prior to her relationship with Brad, I think that could be the undoing of their relationship.” (Sidebar: “Flitty life” that she had before Brad? WTF? This dipsh#t called her humanitarian work “flitty”? Angie wasn’t spending her time shopping on Rodeo drive on Monday, then bopping to Paris on Tuesday to check out the couture shops. Then buzzing over to NYC to take in a show and then back to LA for dinner at Il Sole and her weekly mani-pedi on Saturday afternoon! She was WO

Good evening all. :) Welcome back curly. :)
Pax has really come alive today, not being as shy and timid. He didn’t have grass at his old house so he has been running back and forth on it and rubbing himself all over it. :) I took him to farmer’s market to show off and we got kicked out, the one place you can’t take a dog in CA, whatever.
I hope everyone is having a good night.:) :) :)

Hey DC, Susie, and Guli.

Happy Easter and I hope it will be a safe one.

btw Susie loved the pics of Pax.

Lady G- Hello

susie hey there! Sorry about the Farmers Mkt but you gave me a giggle! Glad to see he is feeling more at home! He is such a cutie! How are the boys dealing with their new little brother?

guli- yeah I’m sure your really sorry :lol:

curly- thanks

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The lastest tabloid summary from PT report starts @ #603

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/04/03/angelina-jolie-james-haven

Thank you Lady G! I figure we can all just decend upon guli next summer and have a wedding! Happy Easter!

guli sent a short one back! lol

Susie I’m glad he’s bonded with his Alpha dog. That would be you! So glad the boys get along with him! The good thing is when they are there (the boys) they will tire the little guy out!

Have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot? If so it may well have been a Buddhist ceremony.

So what does it involve?

Well Buddhism is classed as being a faith and not a religion and therefore the concept of marriage is not considered relevant to the Buddhist faith.

As far as marriage is concerned, there are no directions given for a Buddhist. With marriage being a secular affair, its success depends on both partners creating a harmonious and progressive unit together. As long as your commitment to family life as a Buddhist is serious you are considered married, even without a formal registration.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1420000/images/_1420414_monk_150.jpg

http://www.totallyweddings.com/buddhistweddings.htm

DC- I agree, I love candy but I was really sneaking alot of it. :lol:

I so want to do a jj-bampzs “convention”. It would be so fun to meet everyone since I already have told my life story to most of you. :lol: Seriously, Las Vegas in the fall would be great!!!!! :lol:

#230 Sandisk-It all depends on where and for how much! It is certainly a buyer’s market-but if your buy is not to hold then you may want to re-think it-esp if it’s not in a hot spot-Location location location is still true-Remember I write the paper-I don’t leave the keyboxes-I think JH would have made a better choice if he would have gone to a place that he likes to visit let’s say for ex Nashville, TN. Instead of buying on in Cali for 3Mil he could have built a subdivision of upscale homes in the suburbs, like Brentwood and rented them out to Corporate Execs, Country Music stars and regulars who can afford it-Since they would all be f/c the money would flow like milk and honey!

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Thanks for that! I never get bored watching that for it cracks me up every single time. Angie’s laugh is so cute.

Thanks for the flashback…old but still “GREAT”!! Hope AJ is bonding well with all her kids….

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I like Oprah. I don’t like Oprah. It all depends on what she is doing or saying. But I guess basically she does more good than bad, except with her swooning all over x. But she is paying for that fool hearty mistake. But today she simply made a comment about the tabs reporting on AJ/BP’s baby. And then asked do you know them? It was harmless. Not negative, or positive. I just was. Peace.

Sheri- I am much bigger than Pax so I’m not having alpha problems yet. Also my parent’s dog terrifies him! :lol: He is really alive right now, ripping things apart and being silly, jeesh he was so shy the first day and 1/2. Bad thing, got some bad gas from him a minute ago. Ewwww :lol:

I love this pic. It makes me laugh everytime I see it.

http://pics.livejournal.com/pittimpressions/pic/0078ayxx/g165

Enjoy!!!

Gotta go now but PT I need some advice. I was walking around the attic I couldn’t help but focus on all of those vinyl 33’s and LP’s from Rufus Thomas, Confunkshun, AlGreen, Blood Sweat & Tears and even Aretha’s Spanish Harlem! Then over in the corner were crates of, yep you got it, the Jackson Family! Including Albums by LaToya and Rebbie (I gave all of Janet’s stuff away to some internet fan)-I remember I started collecting this stuff when I was like 10 years old. I probably have more pics of Michael than Michael does-Anyway You think I can get enough to buy a subway sandwhich or what? Oh yeah I went to block buster and I saw tons of copies of The Break up in the buy 5 get one free bin-

Yep-I eat -drink-teach-read-and sleep it-I’m on the lending and investing side-I spent 4 years getting Biol and Chem degrees and 12 yrs in research and I never had the passion for that like I do lending, but I will walk away from the real estate world as soon as one of my scripts sell (and believe me one of them will) because the thing that is most gratifying to me is to take care of what’s mine. That’s house perfectly in order and dinner on the table promptly everyday-Now that is my real passion

Brad’s Santa Barb property is really in Goleta-He still has the Malibu on on PCH too-2 different trusts

susie ooohhh the bad part of pet owner ship! Gas, my boys can clear a room! how big is he and what do your parents have? I forgot. Has your parents dog tried to make friends or is it wondering what the heck this little fluff is?lol Well the little guy feels at home! hide your shoes!

Lady G— I know that pic is another great one, thanks. It cracks me up, the guy is shaking Brad’s hand but staring at Angie. The look on Brad’s face is priceless, it’s like “back off , she’s mine” or WTF :lol:

Hiya Jolierocks— how are you???

OK, here is a brand new video of Angies that got posted a few hours ago, I like it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6DUr4ZwOaw

Larry King is doing a segment on the ruthless paps. They are saying x17 hires former gang members b/c they can be the most ruthless.

Hey Tabitha - thanks for that quote from Elizabeth Mitchell, we will add her to ‘the list!’ :) I especially like the part when she says that Angelina “inspires trust.” Brad of course, has found that out. :)

ok, on Larry King right now west and east coast with Jimmy Kimmell guest anchoring, they just showed bampzs and the how the paps are so obtrusive. One PR guest said AJ used to tip off the paps when she was divorcing BBT so she could show a certain side of herself. Don’t know about that. Then Mark Geragos of Scott Peterson fame said that even if she used to , used to being the key words here, they are now being dangerous and obtrusive and leaving no privacy.

Sweet Mad with his Dad

http://english.people.com.cn/200612/14/images/xinsrc_43212031410138282995720.jpg

Malibumom-

Why is f/c properties flows no matter if it’s a buyers or sellers market?

why is free and clear a factor in either a buyer/seller market?

Andromeda— heck I’ll miss all of you guys too, just keep on enjoying the wonderful BAMPZS family and keep the haters at JJ’s JP threads squashed :lol:

Hiya Ida–it is a cute video isn’t it?

Susie thanks for the heads up! She has said that she found purpose when Maddox came into her life. IF she did alert the paps I think it was to say see I’ve grown! The sound bites of her marriage to BBT are a thing of the past. I’m a mom. She has always been very public with her life. Isn’t that also when JV decided to say those awful things about her? So it is possible.

The paps now have NO respect! They do whatever it takes to get “the” shot! Thats why I love Z so much! She just gives them the princess glare!

Andromeda how are you? Long time no chat!

i am watching the larry king live too.what that man said sounds like a lie.they just want to mention the jolie pitts.one of those useless paps said somethin about having a problem with plan B.

Sorry BAMPZS dont have cable, no self control! Didn’t realize it was Radar.com, lies.

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He must of been that jerk that was hiding in the woods as they were filming AAOJJ and tried to run and hide when security started chasing him.

I’m sure Brad got some satisfaction of throwing that guy in jail for a couple of days.

Angie is the ANGLE…

http://www.stern.de/lifestyle/leute/586295.html?cp=10

sorry if you already read it

Sky News has reported that a hotel chain did a survey and found that 20 percent of men cuddled with a teddy bear at night when travelling alone, compared to only 15 percent of women who did the same. Also, when asked which person they would prefer to cuddle with, the majority of women said Johnny Depp while the majority of men chose Angelina Jolie. Awww.

from pittwatch

guli when are you already in istanbul?

Angie is such a lovely wife :D

http://celebritybabylon.com/includes/showVideo.php?ImageID=7594

Fug Face loves how jimmy rip that biish apart, Fug Face knew he liked him for a reason.

Jimmy Kimmel just reamed the woman from Gawker. She came off looking like a dumbass. lol

malibumom- they call where BP’s santa barbara house is in Goleta’s city range?? I thought it was in SB county space and out of Goleta’s city limits? Seems like it at least.

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Kimmell did not like that silly woman from Gawker. I actually glad he did this show rather than Larry King. Larry would have been too nice but Kimmell showed real contempt toward to paps and that website owner.

this one is for Cliniqua, he has his protective hold again, love it.

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/061208_pittjolie_hmed_1p.hmedium.jpg

Fug thinks this guy should get his own CNN show.

Bulldog on duty, wish he was flipping them off as usual :lol:

http://bodogbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/brad_pitt_in_india.jpg

good night bampzs ,i enjoyed all the comments video and beautiful pics

Thank you Andromeda and ida!

susie your right love the photo!

Hi Stranger!

Truth the paps cross the line. Nobody has the right to stalk and hunt people!

Investment in property and stocks are considered savings.

When people said American arent savings as much, I believe it’s all relative. May be compare to other nations, like Japan or China, Americans may not be saving as much.

May be part of the reasons is that many Americans are relying on the pensions for their retirement. Now, the idea of pensions are a thing of the past. I’m sure the future young Americans will be saving more.

Brad lookin’ hot

http://www.infobih.com/slike/200610131027330.Brad-Pitt.jpg

S E X

http://www.snarkygossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/WindowsLiveWriter/BradtoAngelinaIWantAnotherOne_A82A/couple%5B1%5D.png

lylian got engaged, thank you.

susie your man looks hot! And that pic of Brad, thank you for the sweet dreams! Enjoy your new addition! Talk to you in the am

Stranger I’m doing ok! Somebody at work asked if I was wearing white and I busted out into hysterical laughter! don’t forget we have to party with guli tomarrow night! Like you’d forget. I’m over tired!

Good night all! Long week and I’m exhausted! Everyone enjoy your evening!

guli I have the Beringer in the fridg for tomarrow! We shall toast and clink! Cyber party!

Brad and Angie were just named #1 juicest couple

Psst….listen up TABS..yes you Janice Min…US, Stars, Life&Style…..and all the haters….I know People have been beating you soundly lately but…psstt.. listen closely..i have secret to tell…..Brad&Angie are not the only celebreties in town…you know you could try to get an exclusive with some other stars. you know so you can beat People. I am sure there are other stars dying to get on your covers….

Hi stranger, how are you? :lol:

Sheri- good night, see you tomarrow. :lol:

Cliniqua- yep, I have a thing for a take charge man too :) I looove how he is in charge and protective. Very Sexy..

another sexy shot of Brad, fresh out of bed, damn

http://en.ce.cn/Life/entertainment/people/EPGroups/EPGMoviestar/200611/23/W020061123456325959776.jpg

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Hand-picked famlies

More couples are adopting multiple times and reaching out to distant lands

The Tonnas became part of a growing trend toward nontraditional multiadoptions. .

What’s emerging are large families of kids who don’t look like their parents — or each other.

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Terrific article. Thanks for posting.

just the greatest picture of Shiloh ever

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/shiloh-baby-picture-12-14-06.jpg

malibumom- hmmm, it seems so out of goleta’s city range. I thought it was just county. oh well.

Just an FYI to those who have Directv but do not subscribe to HBO:

All the HBO channels (501 to 511) are free from today to April 11th. You can watch it now. Spread the word to others who may not know.

An early Happy Easter to everyone. Until next week.

Good night.