Charlotte Church: Caption Me!

needs to drink healthier but can’t get a start.

or

the fat hands that can’t

shes pregnant for gods sake! leave the poor girl alone shes gorgeous and hilarious.
Make a blowjob comment or sumthing but her getting bigger shoudlnt be made fun of! shes pregnant! and her bf is gorgeous, probably better than all the guys out there!

Charlotte, honey, I know your preggers but you should not be wearing a bikini!

Isn’t this the start of how i got pregnant in the first place?

“I have got to teach myself to deep throat without gagging!” Dammit!”

That’s how she got preggers in the first place

She shouldn’t be laying on her front since she pregnant. I know there is not a pic of her laying on her front but that one pic she looks like she’s about to.

Charlotte, seen here showing the mouth dexterity that got her pregnant in the first place.

OH my GOD i cannot belief that is Charlotte church the cute little girl that can sing??? NO WAY!!!

How many months along is she? My God, she looks terrible! She is not cute, she is FUGLY !

maybe if i’d just stuck to doing this, i wouldn’t be pregnant and fat…

though being only 4 months pregnant isn’t an excuse for all this

I’m so hungry, I can eat the whole thing.

What’s up with the corn row do?? She needs to get some guidance as what is becoming for big girl look. :D

damn, i cant think of anything to say, but…damn.

Charlotte Church demonstrates two strategies for warding off another pregnancy.