OlderBritney Spears: It’s My Time
Britney Spears hits up a tanning salon and and grabs a sushi dinner in Bel Air on Friday with her BFF cousin Allie.
She got a paparazzo to videotape a message for her fans addressing her recent stint in rehab, which was forced upon her by her management.
Oh, Britney…
“Hi! Yes, first I want to say hey to all of my fans and I can’t wait for all my stuff to come out I’m really really excited.
And also I just want to say that I’m just really really shocked at like how nice our world is because it is just so nice. Like, oh my god. Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like, for real! Come on, ya’ll!
And then after that like I totally saw also on like the USA Today because always believe everything you read. It said that, you know, like, I was drinking all the time and, like, it was, like, so right. It was so true, like, oh my god.
It was so right and like my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. So right you know! And like, I’m going to cry right now because the world is so nice. Like, this lady told me she said, “Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus.” Okay and I was like, “Oh my god! I’m going to do it!” And I did and it happened! And it was just so weird, cause our world is so nice.
So thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I’m going to have to hire you, man. Great, thank you.”
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She can’t even keep the contempt out of her voice when she’s talking to her fans.
Britney, the world IS too hard on you. But, the world did give you a lot of money. Use it to go away and buy a home somewhere private (like Julia Roberts did). The media will attack someone new. Go put yourself back together so you can be a mom. Anyone with a heart will be happy to see you do it and rooting for you to come back strong and succeed again. You have it in you. Just walk away if you can.
if she doesn’t want people saying & writing negative stuff about her, she should just stay at home and live a normal life instead of pulling stunts that make people think she’s a little loose in the head. honestly, she deliberately did all this to herself because she loves the attention.
um yeaa she should spend some time OUTTA THE LIMELIGHT! Go hang with your family, be normal, give away some of that money to charity. Go into early retirement or somethin Brit. The whole “sarcasm, trying to get attention” thing is annoying.
and yea, go find a house away from the public & hollywood & stuff, Like Julia R.
like oh my god!…….she’s like totally brilliant!!!…….hahaha
Britney, I love you to death. But stop keeping it real…real dumb! I hope management also give her public speaking lessons or take acting classes or simply tell her to think before she speaks. On a bright note, she looks good here, ya’ll.
This is a joke…… Right??? :(
In order to be sarcastic one needs to know first what the word means and two how to properly and effectively use sarcasm and Miss high school drop-out wouldn’t recognize sarcasm if it smacked her in the head and shaved her head - oops.
Britney was being an attention seeking media hound. Hmm..she’s speaking no differently than she has in behind the scenes videos, or when she was on Dateline - so now your excuse for her is she learned to use sarcasm? Nah, Britney is mental unbalanced and seems to have a substance addiction issue that she refuses to acknowledge. This is Elvis-redux fans enabling their idol- sick.
Seriously, at some point her mom is going to have declared mental incompetent and a danger to herself and others and Britney will be locked away like John Hinkley.
She ain’t smart enough to do sarcasm. It just makes her sound like an airhead and not the ironic airhead she was intending to be.
I feel sorry for anyone who buys her next album. The girl obviously has issues and no psychiatrist in the world can help her, especially if she can’t even admit to herself that she has a problem. The girl doesn’t care about her fans and she obviously doesn’t care about herself, so why would anyone support this girl by buying any of her future cds? It would be a huge waste.
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tiger Says:
April 14th, 2007 at 7:37 pm - flag comment
I am trying to figure out why is she addressing America? Like, everyone is focused on her?
Dude…she’s addressing America because, as unfortunate as it is, we are ALL here reading these blogs, her stories and scandals make it onto CNN… I’d feel justified in addressing America if the chronicles of my life made CNN Headline news. It’s sad, but it’s true…
I love britney. I know what she means and she is just saying it in her own way. But instead of giving an interview to the paparazzi I think she should have done it in another way.
“Tu te tornas eternamente responsável por aquilo que cativas.”
ahhahaha
Britney is so much, like, of a dumbass, and why does she, like, always, like, look similar to a ‘bo with all her, like, looks and, like, stupid clothes?
i can’t imagine someone smart buying her upcoming stuff. who needs it, anyway? she puts only absence of a talent to her songs.
like, i haven’t like, said like so many like times in my like entire life.
Like, the world has, like, totally like lost you, Britney. Like, you shouldn’t like be living like anymore. Because like you’ve like lost it.
And now some words from a normal person: yeah I didn’t understand a word of that. She’s insane.
What a stupid twat! I hope that was a word for word rant. The ***** said like 18 times in what 4 minutes? Damn can you tell she in uneducated?
Some come back this is.
Someone remind this ********* she has 2 kids somewhere.
pathetic…. stop posting for this girl it´s just ridiculous…
Is she okay?
Wow, people, she was joking!
I can’t believe anyone would take that seriously… o0
Yes, she should think before she speaks, and yes it was definitely NOT a smart move, but hey she can throw a joke from time to time! (yeah that one was kinda lame)
i saw her at the time that she filmed this and she was very slurred and she seemed a bit strange she was seen formally by her cousin allie and was heard saying this piece i think its exetremley sad that the people and blooming paparatzi wony leave her alone so um yeah the attentoin is definatley a part of this and she knows that its her life thats the reason she shaved her head to get attention from the media poor cow when i saw her she seemed depressed and horrified thats all i can say but i feel very soory for her its a good girl gone bad and its a terible shame shes famous for her talent but shes turning that around she need a good wake up call like paris hilton
she needs a good smacked bottom poor lamb and a bottle of mil like nicole riche
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