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Wentworth Miller is a Piece of Lint

Wentworth Miller is a Piece of Lint

Doesn’t think piece of lint look eerily similar to Prison Break star Wentworth Miller? Well, somebody apparently thought so!

Some nut job on eBay snatched a piece of lint “shape liked Wentworth Miller” for $571!!!!!!!! Here’s what the seller had to say:

Our dryer has been broken since September in our rented house. The lint filter has been busted for months, so the lint gets stuck in the back. We rarely actually see any lint in our dryer at all. But Monday, I was doing laundry and my housemate pulled out a piece of lint! After months of seeing little or no lint, spontaneously, this large “clump” was retrieved from the abyss of the dryer. When she brought it into the light, as I watched Prison Break in the livingroom, we noticed that it looks exactly like the ravishing Wentworth Miller!

Unbelievable, I know.

Not content to keep this artifact to ourselves, we want to share it with the world. Maybe even with you. We’ll even ship it to you for free!

How much is this thaumaturgy worth to you?

Well, thank the Lord for free shipping. Hello!!!!!! There were 81 bids for this…. PIECE OF LINT!!!!!

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70 Comments

# 1

hahaha, wow. i like Wentworth and everything like that, but… this? even i wont do. $571. amazing. heheh. =)

# 2

I have 2 words — COO-COO

# 3

hehhehe, i love Wentworth and everything like that, but even this i wont do.

# 4

I can’t see it…

# 5

Jared, I think you have a typo there. Shouldn’t “Doesn’t think piece of lint …” be “Doesn’t that piece of lint…”??

# 6

I saw this on ebay sometime ago. This is outrageous!

# 7

And by the way, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

# 8
In the know @ 04/17/2007 at 10:04 am

W. Miller is gayer than a box of Christmas bows!! Everyone knows this except Jared apparently.

# 9

just when you thought we’d reached the depth of human stupidity, here comes another band of merry idiots to prove you wrong.

What kind of person would actually bid on that crap? And what would they even do with it after they wasted 500+ bucks on it? Creepy.

Wentworth is hot.

To: In the Know @ 04/17/2007 at 10:15 am

It looks like “In the Know” has been bitten by the J.E.A.L.O.U.S bug!

LMAO!! I’m sooooo going to dive in our dryer right now and sell something that looks exactly like went. LOL

Ok that looks like the gingerbread man not WM.

Yes everybody he is gay. Have you noticed the only women he hangs out with are ones he’s been friends with for years! Plus he only shows up with women when the gay rumors are rampant. And no it’s not jealousy talking we are all just average people here and know we could never have WM so we are just stating facts. He’s just a fantasy man for us all so who cares one way or the other if he’s gay!

angelina_mmm @ 04/17/2007 at 10:45 am

this is kraaayzy

angelina_mmm @ 04/17/2007 at 10:47 am

that lint looks like teddy bear
Went the teddy bear :)

those who say wentworth is gay are most likely guys who wish he’s gay so they could snag him, or girls who have the hots for him but know he’s not gonna give them the time of day so they say he’s gay to make them feel better about themselves. in the first place, why would they take the time out to check out blog sites for news on him? come on, guys or gals, just admit that you want a piece of that nice tush!

tobi, your “In the Know” in disguise? You double poster you!

see? tobi, in the know or whoever you are….. thank you for proving my point!

Nope I’m not in the know but I agree with in the know! I am a female too thank you and am not jealous of WM or anyone who is with him as I live in reality!! I’m just saying I have good gaydar and he set’s off the gaydar but I love him all the same

I’m not going to get into the is he or isn’t he gay debate. I don’t care one way or the other! We can all agree to disagree it really isn’t our business

Jared do you have mods on this site? You sure need them this should be a friendly community but I’ve seen many times where people are mean and viscious and that’s just sad we are all allowed to have our opinions and they should be respected rather someone agrees or disagrees!

In the know @ 04/17/2007 at 11:47 am

Yeah, Jared will delete the gay postes because he is on Millers payroll.

Erm, how did a piece on the silliness of a piece of lint become about the tired old ‘Went Gay!’ debate? Good Lord, people-who-keep-bringing-this-up, can we move on? Anyway, re. the lint - not seeing it myself. LMAO!

to the person who won this bid “DUMBASS”

I’m thinking of cutting a piece of a branch or something and selling it as the Went’s p**** look-a-like.
How much do you offer?

I wonder what Went’s belly button lint would go for…hmmmm.

*reaching for wallet* ;)

sorry but what’s a lint?

#24 (Krissie) you could make a kazillion dollars with that idea but after looking at Went’s latest crotch shots you may need to use logs instead of branches! :)

Yes, I have to say, the resemblance is uncanny. Wow.

hehehe, I am sorry, am I the only one who thinks this is funny?

SweetyKat @ 04/17/2007 at 1:27 pm

No seriously, you’re kidding, right?

Seriously, this is a joke isn’t it?

Someone please tell me this is a joke…….Un…freaking…..believable!

Wow! So that’s what $571 buys nowadays. LOL!!!

OMG, I’m LMAO here!!! That story made my day!

Yep-Teddy Bear. But Went can be my Teddy Bear-anytime.

so does this mean that i can sell my lint that shaped like brad pitt? i guess that wouldn’t be too stupid, i may even get more $$ for it. haha, whoever bought that is a moron

It’s always nice to be assured that verily, there are plenty of people way more crazily obsessed with Wentworth Miller than I.

…it looks like a squashed teddy bear to me.

Now’s 671 .00 i just checked….what the fudge …i mean i love wentworth miller….i really love him but …LINT ? thats crazy and people are actully buying it wow ….how does this lint look like went? ANd yes can u say COO COO

Softspoken @ 04/17/2007 at 3:18 pm

LMAO!!!! Hey!! I think I will take a Sh#t and say that it looks like Went. I wonder how much that will make? Whoever thought of selling that lint is a freakin genius!!
GOOD SHOW!!!!HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA.

To the person that posted asking what lint is,…

Lint is the tiny pieces, ravelings, or shreds of cotton that come off your clothes when you dry them. Ever seen people with black shirts or pants and they have a bunch of tiny white dots or small shreds of lenin stuck to their clothes? Well, that’s lint. Of course lint can be different colors depending on what color the cloth is dyed with. So when you put your cloth in the dryer all the lint falls off and it accumulates in a part of the dryer. that is when you can actually peel it off in thin sheets. I guess this person’s lint didn’t come off as a sheet of lint. Anyway, I hope this helps.

Softspoken @ 04/17/2007 at 3:19 pm

LMAO!!!! Hey!! I think I will take a Sh#t and say that it looks like Went. I wonder how much that will make? Whoever thought of selling that lint is a freakin genius!!
GOOD SHOW!!!!HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA.

To the person that posted asking what lint is,…

Lint is the tiny pieces, ravelings, or shreds of cotton that come off your clothes when you dry them. Ever seen people with black shirts or pants and they have a bunch of tiny white dots or small shreds of linen stuck to their clothes? Well, that’s lint. Of course lint can be different colors depending on what color the cloth is dyed with. So when you put your cloth in the dryer all the lint falls off and it accumulates in a part of the dryer. that is when you can actually peel it off in thin sheets. I guess this person’s lint didn’t come off as a sheet of lint. Anyway, I hope this helps.

Hey JJ, I bet you get 81 comments on this post! :)

wenty a clump!!!what’s the matter???lol you mean the opposite…

O.k that is crazy but I would buy his undies on e-bay any day!!!!

Martelka from Poland @ 04/17/2007 at 5:32 pm

I hope it isn’t true, because otherwise …. (I am speechless and don’t know what to write). These people are really insane. Are they members of a sect or what?
I hope Went won’t heared about it. It is so sick that I am sorry for him.
How the people can use his name to sell such rubbish.
It is the most stupid information I have ever heared.
WAIT! I have to check my fridge. Maybe I meet Went there????wow;((((

Martelka from Poland @ 04/17/2007 at 6:04 pm

The auction has been already finished. Someone has bought it for C $ 650!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So much money for rubbish.
Do You want the lit from my laundry? Only 10 $ for one piece. It is a real bargain. Don’t hesitate:))))))

angell cakes @ 04/17/2007 at 9:16 pm

what the hell, is this person serious??? or is this person just making fun of him??? lol im so speechless, how can ppl even bid on this!!!!!

urfuckingay @ 04/17/2007 at 9:27 pm

ok your cool now. STFU you stupid peace of shitt .. go get a new drier poor ****.

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$600 bucks for a day’s worth (maybe two) of publicity. Not bad. What will they think of next?

I love Wentworth as much as the next person, really I do, but it’s almost frightening how hyper and hysterical people have been getting over him lately. $600 for a freaking piece of lint??? What the hell?

miz brisvegas @ 04/18/2007 at 3:44 am

Oh, man! Lint which resembles W. Miller? Puh-leeeze! What the bloody hell’s this all about?!?

mama bear: I wonder what Went’s belly button lint would go for…hmmmm.

HAHAHA!!! My God woman, you’re a funny bugger! Keep it up!!!

ScoCredi99 @ 04/18/2007 at 4:38 am

This is uh..Interesting…Lint that looks like Wentworth Miller?? Seriously??

I love the Man.. but really…Lint that looks like him?? I thought them fangirls freaking out over Amie were delusional…guess I was very wrong..

god bless you Went…you need it man!!

ELLE_sweden @ 04/18/2007 at 11:59 am

People are u insane??? This is the stupiest thing I ever heard… a lint shaped like Went?? Are u kidding me??? LOL! All freaks out there: Get a Life and leave Went alone for gods sake!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!?????????? THATS JUST WRONG MAN!!!!!
toysha
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ps i think that this is a horrible thing to do and whoever put that one, is obviously jealous of went looks, and proberbly insecure about there own looks. GET A LIFE!!!! (to whoever put this on Ebay)

I bet Wentworth bought it!

oh….this is so funny, haha

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KK Says:

April 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pm - flag comment
O.k that is crazy but I would buy his undies on e-bay any day!!!!

KK i would also LMAO !

You would buy his soiled undies? EWWWWWWWWW!

i think penny said it best- COO-COO

and i have to say: seriously????? how the heck does it look like wm?? these ppl must be freaking crazYYY!!!

holy ****…. and i thought i was nuts….

I know the person who bought it personally! I used to be her neighbour. She’s fricken nuts. I think she has like 30 cats or something. And she used to keep bragging to me over the fence that she had a piece of Wentworth’s hair. She’s taped like every episode off the tv and claims that shes watched them like 72 times each or something retarded. And I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Welland (where the seller was from), but being from Ontario myself, i have. Lets just say it’s a little backwoods, and not everyone there is as sharp as a tack. Oh Canada….

LOLLLL! What an idiot!

SoulsistaUK @ 04/21/2007 at 7:52 pm

Weird as FCUK! Honestly how does THAT even look remotely like Went?..you are having a laugh right? someone has some issues…see how something as daft as this can hit the media? really sad…waste of time and money gosh…

SoulsistaUK @ 04/21/2007 at 8:01 pm

Weird as FCUK…how on earth can one compare a piece of lint to Wentworth…just goes to show really…some people out there arent really that altogether…thats just worrying…publicity over this rhetoric…I bet Wentworth is having a right old laugh…what next eh? Went looks like a stop sign? honestly how this got across the net is beyond belief..dont people have better things to do with their time and money..bloody hell!!

SoulsistaUK @ 04/21/2007 at 8:07 pm

OOPS Posted twice lol!! make it three now lol!!

a stop sign? how about a YIELD sign! and jared, while you’re at it why not a “separated from birth” comparison of wentworth, and TOM BRADY who could ironically be similar in resembelance……….:D

If I hear one more ******* person say my man is GAY I will cyberspace strangle them; I WILL. For the last time Wentworth Miller is the most ungay man in the world. I think that because he articulate, smart, sensitive, handsome and a charming gentleman and not ******* everything that walks; somehow the obscure and plain fucked up minds out there put this down to him being gay. Straight men ie Wentworth are those things u know. Not all think through their ***** and need to grab on it to remind themselves their men……or straight *rolls eyes*

OMG Sikoooos!…They are kidding, huh?…

are you resembling him with that teddy bear toy? you must be jealous or u need to go to ur physician so that u can check ur eye:):)

Somebody is being CONNED ha ha ha ha ha

WTF!!! WHO EVER SAID THAT IS BLIND!!!! AND RETARDED!!
IF THAT WAS U JARED IM SORRY!!:PpP

this is absolutely hilarious. not sure of how i came across this page but it was worth it. my favorite part of the whole shebang is the word “ravishing” used by the seller. SOOOO funny.

went is the best
i can only say that, because my english is not good:-);-)

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