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Wentworth Miller is a Piece of Lint

Wentworth Miller is a Piece of Lint

Doesn’t think piece of lint look eerily similar to Prison Break star Wentworth Miller? Well, somebody apparently thought so!

Some nut job on eBay snatched a piece of lint “shape liked Wentworth Miller” for $571!!!!!!!! Here’s what the seller had to say:

Our dryer has been broken since September in our rented house. The lint filter has been busted for months, so the lint gets stuck in the back. We rarely actually see any lint in our dryer at all. But Monday, I was doing laundry and my housemate pulled out a piece of lint! After months of seeing little or no lint, spontaneously, this large “clump” was retrieved from the abyss of the dryer. When she brought it into the light, as I watched Prison Break in the livingroom, we noticed that it looks exactly like the ravishing Wentworth Miller!

Unbelievable, I know.

Not content to keep this artifact to ourselves, we want to share it with the world. Maybe even with you. We’ll even ship it to you for free!

How much is this thaumaturgy worth to you?

Well, thank the Lord for free shipping. Hello!!!!!! There were 81 bids for this…. PIECE OF LINT!!!!!

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I bet Wentworth bought it!

oh….this is so funny, haha

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KK Says:

April 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pm - flag comment
O.k that is crazy but I would buy his undies on e-bay any day!!!!

KK i would also LMAO !

You would buy his soiled undies? EWWWWWWWWW!

i think penny said it best- COO-COO

and i have to say: seriously????? how the heck does it look like wm?? these ppl must be freaking crazYYY!!!

holy ****…. and i thought i was nuts….

I know the person who bought it personally! I used to be her neighbour. She’s fricken nuts. I think she has like 30 cats or something. And she used to keep bragging to me over the fence that she had a piece of Wentworth’s hair. She’s taped like every episode off the tv and claims that shes watched them like 72 times each or something retarded. And I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Welland (where the seller was from), but being from Ontario myself, i have. Lets just say it’s a little backwoods, and not everyone there is as sharp as a tack. Oh Canada….

LOLLLL! What an idiot!

SoulsistaUK @ 04/21/2007 at 7:52 pm

Weird as FCUK! Honestly how does THAT even look remotely like Went?..you are having a laugh right? someone has some issues…see how something as daft as this can hit the media? really sad…waste of time and money gosh…

SoulsistaUK @ 04/21/2007 at 8:01 pm

Weird as FCUK…how on earth can one compare a piece of lint to Wentworth…just goes to show really…some people out there arent really that altogether…thats just worrying…publicity over this rhetoric…I bet Wentworth is having a right old laugh…what next eh? Went looks like a stop sign? honestly how this got across the net is beyond belief..dont people have better things to do with their time and money..bloody hell!!

SoulsistaUK @ 04/21/2007 at 8:07 pm

OOPS Posted twice lol!! make it three now lol!!

a stop sign? how about a YIELD sign! and jared, while you’re at it why not a “separated from birth” comparison of wentworth, and TOM BRADY who could ironically be similar in resembelance……….:D

If I hear one more ******* person say my man is GAY I will cyberspace strangle them; I WILL. For the last time Wentworth Miller is the most ungay man in the world. I think that because he articulate, smart, sensitive, handsome and a charming gentleman and not ******* everything that walks; somehow the obscure and plain fucked up minds out there put this down to him being gay. Straight men ie Wentworth are those things u know. Not all think through their ***** and need to grab on it to remind themselves their men……or straight *rolls eyes*

OMG Sikoooos!…They are kidding, huh?…

are you resembling him with that teddy bear toy? you must be jealous or u need to go to ur physician so that u can check ur eye:):)

Somebody is being CONNED ha ha ha ha ha

WTF!!! WHO EVER SAID THAT IS BLIND!!!! AND RETARDED!!
IF THAT WAS U JARED IM SORRY!!:PpP

this is absolutely hilarious. not sure of how i came across this page but it was worth it. my favorite part of the whole shebang is the word “ravishing” used by the seller. SOOOO funny.

went is the best
i can only say that, because my english is not good:-);-)

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