Brad Pitt Hides Behind His Hanky

Thanks Just Jared. I am digging the outlaw Jessie James look Papa Brad has going. He is too sexy on that bike. Best wishes to BAMPZS.

I see he kept the scarf he had in India…. Thanks JJ

Brad’s hiding from the paps. The paps are relentless but the Jolie-Pitts have managed to dodge them for some time now.

He looks funny

The bike looks amazing! I see some gold there..

THANK YOU poster “star”… for WARNING us about next week Star magazine article!!

I don’t agree with indie; because as long as we are NOT buying any tabloids or products of their sponsors… we don’t do any harm in discussing the ridiculous tabloids stories!! On the contrary… i think it’s GOOD that we discuss them; because this way… we can separate fact from fiction!!

Definitely a new bike and it has a little gold. Pimp bike!

#742 (previous thread), please do shaddup with your rude aSS coming in here and contemptuously interrupting a thread of a conversation that doesn’t concern you!

If you’re not interested, skip and scroll over it, we can do without your lame thinly veiled sarcasm. Getting the word out to these tabloid outfits that a boycott of the sponsors and the rags themselves was occurring did not mean we would never discuss what lies they were creating this week or that week, to slander Brad and Angelina with.

I presume you’re also sending a critical private e-mail to Passing Through who does the tab reports on a weekly basis and discusses them “ad nauseum” as you put it, OR….is your criticism just reserved for me?!

Somehow, I have a feeling it is. :smile:

Yeah, please twist yourself into a pretzel trying to wiggle your way out of NOT inadvertently insulting what Passing Through does (I can’t wait to see it! lol) - because I’m sure you wouldn’t DARE go there with HER, now would you, you kiss-aSS.

Nevermind, that talking about how they’re lying this week or that week on a message board - or making fun of them, is NOT exactly an invitation to go buying them.

But as usual, my haters can’t wait to get their digs in. Since you’re paying attention, I’ll clarify what I was doing since your comprehension skills are NIL.

The boycott was started NOT to tell us to NOT by these nasty hateful rags (we’re NOT buying them anyway Einstein) - it was created to let the tabloids & their sponsors KNOW we were NOT buying the products that advertise in their rags and that they would LOSE money if they kept slandering and slurring Angelina.

Why would I start a boycott to tell fans not to buy mags that say Angelina doesn’t love her kid? Do you really think the fans need to be told that? Hello??! We weren’t buying them anyway. Jeebus! THINK before you speak.

This was about hurting these rags and sponsors financially by hurting their advertisers.

All of which has NOTHING to do with us discussing the lies and how we might go about taking action against them at a given time ON THESE BOARDS.

Now get off my aSS, mind your own business, and try contributing something useful to these boards instead of attacking me and interrupting our conversations!

I’m sure somewhere PT is waiting for your nasty sarcastic insults about HER tab reports….

I am too.

*(I miss those tab reports by the way)

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colsen Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:40 am - flag comment

THANK YOU poster “star”… for WARNING us about next week Star magazine article!!

I don’t agree with indie; because as long as we are NOT buying any tabloids or products of their sponsors… we don’t do any harm in discussing the ridiculous tabloids stories!! On the contrary… i think it’s GOOD that we discuss them; because this way… we can separate fact from fiction!!
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I don’t buy the tabloids, because I am just sick and tired of their lies and more lies, in an attempt to destroy the lives of people who have done nothing to them.

Please, what the fcuk did post #11 have to do with “bard pitt hides behind his hanky”? nothing.

Stop giving your hard earned money for that libelous sh*t. I told my daughter to give me the money she use to spend on the lying tabloids and I would start a saving account for her.
The stories in those rags are getting more and more vicious, and I will not give them one more red cent.

mR Fug, are you a fan or not?

The bike looks cool.

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[Fug Face [x]] Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:36 am - flag comment

oh ho! get out the vi-bra-tors ladies.

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Fug face, why don’t you get your vibrator out since you’re so hot for Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. Rotflmao D.o.r.k.

He looks so cute….Does Brad seem like he lost weight, he seems thinner, maybe it is for the movie roll. He looks thinner.

BOYCOTT TABLOIDS.

25 LOL

What? you mean mR Fug is a D.o.r.k. with what? vibrator? LOOOOLLLL

The bike is new. Cool.

Thanks Jared!!!

Brad looks good as usual.

Nice bike….wonder how it sounds.

Best wishes to the JoliePitt family.

Much love to the family !!

Damn, Fug’s gay? Not that anything’s wrong with it….just sayin, damn, damn, damn.

cook, say it aint so, you really going to play along with them? after I pretty much gave you a style to run with.. I’m truly saddened

I never buy the tab. I go to the store and flip the pages, lookin at the pictures.

Why Cindy might not mind talking to US again. I’m not for sure - but I just read on jossip, that Ken Baker who was the West Coast chief or high up in the ranks of the mag, has been replaced, by Melanie Bromley. Ken Baker is reputedly VERY TIGHT with Ryan Seacrest (heh-heh) which is why Ryan’s mug can be found all over the US rag website - from plugging his show to having a column, conversely Ken Baker is in a business partnership with Ryan (separate and apart from US! a partner in Seacrest’s new reality show) supposedly Min wasn’t aware of their shenanigans (she’s out of NYC)

Not too long ago we put forth the idea that this was the reason for the US ragazine smear on Angelina of you recall immediately following the GGs - Ryan Seacrest, not coincidentally, set her up (creating all that garbage about her attitude, and mood, etc.) - most likely he was working with Baker, and had advanced knowledge of that ‘Angelina’s Fall from Grace’ story that US rag was going to do on her, and trying to shore up US’ theme, created drama on the red carpet that didn’t exist. Yes. They are diabolical people. Marcheline of course died soon after that, and US postponed ‘Angelina Fall from Grace,’ (to give her time to grieve - aren’t they compassionate?) and of course as we know, they re-named it ‘Angelina’s Twisted Double Life,’ and came out with THAT a mere 5 weeks later.

Anyway - it appears the Seacrest aSSkissing might be over since there is a new West Coast bureau in town….we’ll see how she does….

Read the blurb and the comments from Jossip (below):

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Meet Melanie Bromley, Us Weekly’s West Coast Chief of Celebrity Conflicts of Interests
— Thu, Apr 19, 2007 —

Following Ken Baker’s move to head up UsMagazine.com – a transition, some might say, that was not voluntary – the West Coast chief slot has remained open. Sure, Martha Flores has been running things as news director, but where’s the top slavedriver?

Enter Melanie Bromley, who’s taking the reigns as West Coast bureau chief. A five year Us veteran, she arrived from the Times of London (and, ahem, News of the World).

Her first assignment? Next week’s Hot Hollywood event — which, in fonder days, used to be Baker’s territory.

Janice’s full email to staff, after the jump.

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From: Min, Janice
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:03 PM
To: Us - Edit - LA; Us - Edit - NY; Us - Online; Us - Photo; Us - Art; Us - NY - Advertising
Cc: Melanie Bromley
Subject: Melanie Bromley

I’m happy to announce the appointment of Melanie Bromley to West Coast Bureau Chief. A long fixture at Us, Mel was a correspondent and editor for The Sunday Times of London, The News of the World (the largest English language newspaper in the world), Hello!, Red and Heat. In addition, Mel has edited two high-profile columns, one for Britain¹s biggest selling health and beauty magazine, Top Sante, and the other for the award-winning British glossy magazine, New Woman. More importantly, here at Us, she has been an instrumental part of the success of the magazine for five years, beginning as a stringer in LA and eventually rising to European Bureau Chief, where she ran reporting on everything from TomKat’s wedding to Brangelina’s two adoptions in Africa and Vietnam.

Mel comes to the position with a wealth of ideas, a drive for news and a great understanding of what makes Us special.

Her first assignment? Tackling the Hot Hollywood event next week (while finding an apartment).

Please congratulate Mel on her new position.
Read More: Exclusive, Janice Min, Ken Baker, Top, Us Weekly

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Comments

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Ashley says:
Ding Dong the Baker’s dead!

April 19, 2007 2:45 PM→ No. 2
chrisb says:
news of the world! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

April 19, 2007 6:55 PM→ No. 3
KenlovesRyan says:
Not to mention how Ryan Seacrest tried to seamlessly set up Angelina Jolie on the Golden Globe red carpet (saying she has an attitide, and was in a mood, and a lot of other negative garbage that was NOT true) all at the behest of his lovah Ken Baker, having advance knowledge of the coming smear job US rag would do on her that same week. Seacrest was asked to shore up that issue and was even going to be interviewed for it. Unfortunately Angelina’s mom died, and they had to postpone their hit for a while (you know, let the woman grieve for a week before kicking her in the head), but it resurfaced again just recently as Angelina’s ‘Twisted Double Life.’ Yeah those two boys are evil and in love. Ask Teri Hatcher.

April 22, 2007 1:33 AM

I don’t buy the statement that angelina doesn’t read tabs. She may not read them personally but i’m sure her camp is keeping a very close track of who’s writing what… (which is a smart thing to do.) All that data goes to their black list. this is a big cooperation we’re talking about.

She’s the CEO of that GIANT cooperation. She gets to know what’s going on, and she decides what to do– in terms of the press and makes her moves accordingly.

She’s so many wonderful things and she’s also a very successful business woman.

Yes fug face, I like that name (Fug Face Maniston) I like it a LOT. :smile:

OT

This was posted on Jossip yesterday in case anyone missed it! :smile:

Meryl Streep to team up with Philip Seymour Hoffman’s double-chin for movie adaptation of Doubt.

Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman will star in the movie adaptation of John Patrick’s Pulitzer- and Tony Award-winning play Doubt for Miramax Films. Shanley wrote the script and will direct the movie. The story is about a principal of a Bronx Catholic School (Streep), a nun who’s a strict disciplinarian, who makes pedophile accusations against a popular priest (Hoffman). Streep just finished work on the Gavin Hood-directed Rendition and the Robert Redford-directed Lions for Lambs, and she is preparing to start shooting on a screen adaptation of the ABBA musical Mamma Mia!. Hoffman just starred in the Sidney Lumet-directed Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead as well as alongside Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts in the Mike Nichols-directed Charlie Wilson’s War. He will next work on the Charlie Kaufman-directed Synecdoche, New York, and he’s currently starring at the Public Theater in Jack Goes Boating. He will next appear on-screen this summer in Savages, which also stars Laura Linney.

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Sounds great - can’t wait to see it. :wink:

Is Ryan Seacrest gay?

I’ve heard rumor that he is.

If so, is he with Ken Baker?

Yeah, right, you wish.

Larissa, do YOU honestly think a homely out-of-work TV sit-com hack aka Maniston, who tried to impugn and slur Brad Pitt’s integrity and character as a man, could get him to leave his true love Angelina Jolie and his babies? In any way that is voluntary that is - not talking about Maniston chaining him up against his will in her basement. If you believe he would voluntary leave Angie, I really do have to ask…are you posting this from Bellvue Mental Hospital by any chance?

from Russia with love! LOL

Great News!
I just got an email from Kimber (pittimpressions), who is one of the moderators of Bradforums.
She has set up a board until we find out what is going on with Bradforums.

The new board has a section for pittimpressions and a section for the Jolie-Pitts, yes both, BRAD, and ANGELINA have their sections :mrgreen:

To join, pleace go to this link and follow the steps. And spread the word, all fans, Brad fans, Angelina fans, Brangelina fans, Jolie-Pitt fans, BAMPZS fans are welcome.

http://s4.invisionfree.com/pittimpressions/index.php

Thanks to Kimber

I just posted this, but it is not showing, sorry for a possible double post.

Great news, Kimber emailed me this:

Hey BC (that’s me, stranger) :)

I’ve decided to set up a board until we can find out what’s going on with Bradforums. Feel free to spread it out to everyone you can think of.

http://s4.invisionfree.com/pittimpressions/index.php

Kimber

The board she set up has a section for BRAD and one for ANGELINA , so no complaints there. we also know that Kimber runs pittimpressions and is the the best mod Bradforums had, pro Angelina!!! :mrgreen:

Hope to see the old Bradforums members there, while we find out what is going on with BF, and everyone else is also welcome.

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stranger Says: April 22nd, 2007 at 3:08 am - flag comment

Thanks stranger

I love the bike, it is a beauty

so where is Angie? did she split again? hmm seems like those articles about Angie leaving him were right … she left and hasn’t been seen since she gave Brad that photo op of her hanging on him. She’s gone, its over, the love story ended without a bang.

I forgot to add this. Brad Pitt is not good looking and DB would look so much better riding that bike. oh yeah, and Becks is the sexiest man alive! ~Peace out~

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Posh&Becks Fan Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:02 am - flag comment

I forgot to add this. Brad Pitt is not good looking and DB would look so much better riding that bike. oh yeah, and Becks is the sexiest man alive! ~Peace out~

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Yea DB would look good on a bike except he’s too gay to ride one…one hair out of place…he’ll be screamin for his hairstylist aka Posh spice!!!!!!

OHHH KETEN !!YOU LIKE MY NAME!!ThKNS
CLININQUA!!!nice i’m better nowwwwwwwww!

Looking forward to all the coming movies of Brad. the one teaming up with George Clooney would be precious. can’t wait to see them.

Every time I see him with the scarf it like cracks me up..lmao

BTW When is jessie james coming out my god

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jq—-in what movie? and how do I make my face to be yellow?

Historial amoroso de becks en España para quien lo entienda:

Rebecca loos:la contratarón para que les sirviera y vaya si lo hice,vamos se tiro a David de lo lindo..anda por mi pais en un programa que se llama supervivientes y el primer dia se quito las bragas finisima ellla..

Ester Cañadas:Cuando estuvo en New york fue musa de Donna Karan,y esta más que confirmado que tuvo un lio con èl

Anita Obregon:cincuentona ella,parece ser que en los primeros tiempos del jugador en Madrid lo visitava al hotel donde se alojaba.Esta es muy mentirosa,podria no ser verdad

Nuria Ber:señorita casposa famosilla en España por haberse tirado a cuantos más jugadores de futbol mejor.Ella dice que tuvo algo con Becks,vayas tu a saber¡

Y muchas más que se dicen…y no lo digo yo, lo han escrito las revistas de mi pais,osea que hay contancia..

Esto es pa la fan de la pija y Becks…Maria Figo era un gran jugador,lástima que acabara tan mal en el Real Madrid

Bye

http://www.people.com/people/package/0,,20034523,00.html no ANGIE,no Eva Longoria,no Monica Bellucci,no Gisele?

MANDI MOORE? CHRISTINA RICCI? MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL?

Brad Pitt and his children are flying to Prague to be with Angelina Jolie.
Movie & Entertainment News provided by bangshowbiz.biz 2007-04-19 14:52:20 - The couple - who have denied reports their relationship is in trouble - are keen to spend time together as a family

Is Angrlna in prague?

Jared, are you sure these pics are from Los Angeles? I thought the NY Post said Brad was spotted in New Orleans?

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maria Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:24 am - flag comment
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Νο.The movie starts shooting in May. The article repeated what their reps said a couple of days ago.

His role in Burn after reading is a mini supporting role. He probably won’t even have 4 weeks of work. It’s George’s film as he plays the assasin going around killing people after they’ve seen the CD.

The Changeling isn’t going to happen this year if they still want Angelina. Grazer and Howard really wanted that movie fast tracked and filmed in the late fall. Eastwood talked to Angelina about the role but they leaked the info that she was doing it when in fact she hasn’t agreed because they want to generate excitment about the movie and push getting it done. Same exact stuff they did w/SinCity 2.

Did someone say they know what the cover of Star next week is? I can’t read through 80000000000 posts. What is it? Thanks

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Newton North Says:
His role in Burn after reading is a mini supporting role. He probably won’t even have 4 weeks of work. It’s George’s film as he plays the assasin going around killing people after they’ve seen the CD.

The Changeling isn’t going to happen this year if they still want Angelina. Grazer and Howard really wanted that movie fast tracked and filmed in the late fall. Eastwood talked to Angelina about the role but they leaked the info that she was doing it when in fact she hasn’t agreed because they want to generate excitment about the movie and push getting it done. Same exact stuff they did w/SinCity 2.
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Thanks for the update. The info has been widely dissiminated that Angelina has FOUR new movie roles upcoming and I have been trying to think of what 4 movies these could be. You just reminded me of the whole SinCity2 hoopla in which those associated with that movie have used Angelina’s name for over a year to drum up interest. All she really has then this year is Wanted. As I remember Angelina has said that the script for Atlas Shrugged is still being written. I believe that this book is really a challenge to fashion into a coherent movie.

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Newton North Says:
I thought the NY Post said Brad was spotted in New Orleans?
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That doesn’t mean it was really Brad. People think they see celebrities all the time and it’s not them
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ITAWY. These unverified sightings are printed as truth all the time.

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Newton North Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:48 am - flag comment
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Thank you very much for the info. It makes great sence.

I knew that Brad would play a very small role in the Coens film simply because they didn’t announce what his role will be.

And as kk1 said the only movie that Angie will do for sure this year is “Wanted”. She won’t be in Sin City.Atlas Shrugged dosen’t have a completed scrip yet and nothing is certain about the Changeling yet either.

Oh, The Changeling is pending ?

maria, Angie’s Wanted is not with Meryl.
Meryl’s Wanted is different movie and that one is real pending project from 2005.

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konnitiwa

how have both one name? is there no civilian law for this?

think positive, yes, Burn After Reading will be small role. This movie is for George but he needs more PR and Brad is a kind of friendly guest appearance.

maria, Meryl’s Wanted will be with Brad ex.
That movie will change the title to ” Unwanted”

Newton North, I know what you wrote is true but I made fun of someone who said that movie is on the way to Extra the other week.

She didn’t say that she was very non commital about being asked about working with Streep. It’s not happening. The fact is she was given 2/3 projects and Pitt kept his option on Wanted so if he wanted he could do it without any involvement of Aniston.

To answer why the tabloids are saying she has 4 movies next year is because they’re pulling that information from IMDB

Beowulf, out in 2008 she’s already done this
Kung Fu Panda out in 2008 she’s already done this
Atlas Shrugged- signed on, no screenplay/script yet. would have a 2008 release
Changeling- Rumored to be doing with a 2008 release

Why Jen told extra she and Meryl Street will be play wanted ,but Jennifer is a lair

Because Streep was signed on in theory before the script was even done. But Streep has moved on and their option with her has expired.

Aniston doesn’t want the world to know that at this moment she’s desperately trying to get some project going. She’s close to not having worked in 2 yrs

I just bought my an O.K. yesterday.
P.S. Umm, Brad Pitt isn’t doing George Clooney any favors. LMAO!

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maria I mean NOT breaking BAMPZS only rules It is so difficult to writ fast I must translate in my head first!

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Let There Be Peace On Earth Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 am - flag comment
Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite!

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite
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agree 100%

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Newton North Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 8:53 am - flag comment
She didn’t say that she was very non commital about being asked about working with Streep. It’s not happening. The fact is she was given 2/3 projects and Pitt kept his option on Wanted so if he wanted he could do it without any involvement of Aniston.

To answer why the tabloids are saying she has 4 movies next year is because they’re pulling that information from IMDB

Beowulf, out in 2008 she’s already done this
Kung Fu Panda out in 2008 she’s already done this
Atlas Shrugged- signed on, no screenplay/script yet. would have a 2008 release
Changeling- Rumored to be doing with a 2008 release

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Thanks for all the info regarding their movies. Brad and Angie will make their schedule work and still keep the family together.

KK1, thanks for the link to Prague last night, I bet Brad will be in architecture heaven, and Angie might even find out more about her Grandfather if she so chooses.

nice ride new ride Brad looks good

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sad Says:
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The list included Brad and no angelina? don’t get me wrong, what Brad does is great but Angelina seems more influential. If anything both of them should be in the list.

Happy Earth day everyone.

Bringing it over from the old thread:

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Made up Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 9:43 am - flag comment
For many months now, I’ve been a lurked on this site from time to time. No one believes the tabs these days. But after reading Ritzygal’s comments about Angelina and her interactions with her children, I feel I’ve gotta say something - whether or not any of you might believe me.

I’m not an actress or any sort of high powered executive in the industy but I’ve worked with Angelina more than once. The nature of my work is such that I do visit her at her home and spend several hours with her each time. I’ve seen her interacting with all her children and I can guarantee you she and Brad are loving and attentive and affectionate to each of their children and with each other.

I’m willing to bet that Ritzygal has not spent any time with Angelina and she just made up her comments in this thread.

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Let There Be Peace On Earth Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 am - flag comment
Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite!

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite

Let There Be Peace On Earth and Let It begin With JJ’s Blogsite

MAYBE

…when old arguments from old threads are left behind instead of packed up and carried to what should begin new discussions, a certain peace may be possible, but not until. It’s sad sorry and really a bore.

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konnitiwa Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 am - flag comment
think positive, yes, Burn After Reading will be small role. This movie is for George but he needs more PR and Brad is a kind of friendly guest appearance.

NO he doesnt!

George Clooney is not some lump of chopped meat in need of Brad Pitt cache to spice him up a bit. Please, I love Brad, but George does not need him for PR anything.

Bringing it over from the old thread:

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Made up Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 9:43 am - flag comment
For many months now, I’ve been a lurked on this site from time to time. No one believes the tabs these days. But after reading Ritzygal’s comments about Angelina and her interactions with her children, I feel I’ve gotta say something - whether or not any of you might believe me.

I’m not an actress or any sort of high powered executive in the industy but I’ve worked with Angelina more than once. The nature of my work is such that I do visit her at her home and spend several hours with her each time. I’ve seen her interacting with all her children and I can guarantee you she and Brad are loving and attentive and affectionate to each of their children and with each other.

I’m willing to bet that Ritzygal has not spent any time with Angelina and she just made up her comments in this thread.
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Thanks for posting!

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Indie Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 8:50 am - flag comment
OMG, this crazy loony is not trying to compare her tabloid rantings against the tabs in one breath then obssessing on them ADNASEAUM to PT’s WITTY tabloid breakdown. Then if you are, you have lost your mind.

PT’s breakdown is fun to read because she exposes the stupidity of the tabloids and make fun of them, unlike you who just rants and complains and then go for more. Don’t even try to compare what you do here to what she does because that is an insult to her and the hard work and humour that she puts into the report.

And yes I did send her a private email to let her know that since she sends it to us in a private email before she posts it here.

LOL!

April 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 am - flag comment
think positive, yes, Burn After Reading will be small role. This movie is for George but he needs more PR and Brad is a kind of friendly guest appearance.
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Brad has tried to work with the Cohen brother for years! This is not about PR for George.

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Roy Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 10:09 am - flag comment
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 am - flag comment
think positive, yes, Burn After Reading will be small role. This movie is for George but he needs more PR and Brad is a kind of friendly guest appearance.
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Brad has tried to work with the Cohen brother for years! This is not about PR for George.
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Yup. Brad was supposed to be in “O’ Brother Where Art Thou” with Clooney & the Coen bros. in 1999, but he dropped out to spend time vacationing with Jennifer.

And he was also supposed to do a silent movie called “To the White Sea” with the Coen bros. in 2001, but it didn’t get financed.

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Harry South Says:
Fincher is going to be in Cannes in mid-May, the Montreal BB shoot is in LATE May.

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I read that there will be 2 weeks of shoot at Montreal. However, if the labor dispute there isn’t yet settled, I guess they will have to look somewhere else … somewhere in Europe, probably?

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AmyWinehouseISTHEBOMB Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 10:12 am - flag comment
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SHUT UP!!!

angie and brad defintely both will make time’s 100 influential list- angie is so far ranked 18 and brad is ranked 82.

They won’t make it this year! They are getting tired!

73 Sandy Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:56 am -

149 old lady Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:24 am -

I picked the two of you for this video>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH8ORFzjybI

GOOD SUNDAY MORNING TO EVERYONE ON THE BOARD & LURKERS!!

kAwAy at kumusta sa aking mga kababayan!

Jared , thank you for the new thread!

Wave and Hi to Guli in Turkey!!

To Meli and to yound lady think positive!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lqv8K9LJ8Y&mode=related&search

bye- Sunday Obligation

I love how the critics keep revising their timetable for BP and AJ. First it was 6 months, a year and now another year. BP and AJ do not live by critics timetable. They are not bound by the haters or fans agenda but what is best for them and their family. However, if it makes you happy, keep looking into your cracked crystal ball or lies and stile magazine. BP and AJ has made a comittment with their love and their growing family attest to that.

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Think positive! Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:28 am
Thanks for all the information from fans. It is good to see BP and AJ productive in their family life as well as careers. The fact is that many of the ex sitcom star fans are posting and trying to diminish BP and AJ’s accomplishments because it glaring shows the opposite for their idol. Peace to all.

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Back Of The Limo Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 am - flag comment
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Roy Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 10:09 am - flag comment
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 am - flag comment
think positive, yes, Burn After Reading will be small role. This movie is for George but he needs more PR and Brad is a kind of friendly guest appearance.
^^^^^^^^^^
Brad has tried to work with the Cohen brother for years! This is not about PR for George.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yup. Brad was supposed to be in “O’ Brother Where Art Thou” with Clooney & the Coen bros. in 1999, but he dropped out to spend time vacationing with Jennifer.

And he was also supposed to do a silent movie called “To the White Sea” with the Coen bros. in 2001, but it didn’t get financed.

PLEASE….

Proof of this will be forthcoming right? As I am growing weary of the many proclamations being made without one ounce of verifiable information accompanying them.

thanks stranger for pittimpressions new board i register and the site is great with brad discussion, angie discuusion, and a thread to discuss the whole family-it’s great with none of the drama

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Source? Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:47 am - flag comment
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Yes I know that but the movie can be in Post-Production and still have some reshoots like the Montreal shoot if it will take place. And just because the movie is still filming that doesn’t mean that Brad is still filming too. He could have be already done by now. For example AMH had started the production in September but Angie didn’t start shooting until October. All I’m saying is that Brad and Angie’s schedules are full from May through early June with the promotion of their films.

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AIKO Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 10:27 am - flag comment
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AmyWinehouseISTHEBOMB Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 10:12 am - flag comment
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SHUT UP!!!

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No. Won’t be happening so you might choose to ignore me instead of suffering if it disturbs you enough that screaming is the result.

to piper, with a low,

Frankly, I was thinking that George was another handsome of TV who could get lost in the screen until I watched him in this movie. Then, I believed that he would make it and he did it more that I was thinking!

to SAD 127

2O years ago, I worked for Ahmet Ertegun who was a real gentleman for 5 months. But I found very difficult to put up with his wife Mica whom luckily I didn’t see every day. But it didn’t matter to her to find me by phone in every single city and country I went.

May Allah have peace on him.

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think positive! Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 11:16 am - flag comment

Thanks TP for showing how it’s done. Thanks for taking the time and posting the information as I would not have known where to look.

http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/news/celebrity/mmx-0704210092apr22,0,6641963.story?coll=mmx-celebrity_heds

(Chi Town film industry is booming)

Look out: You might be on set
Seems you can’t throw a rock in this town without hitting a movie crew.

“And we are thrilled to have that problem,” said Betsy Steinberg, who in January replaced Brenda Sexton as head of the Illinois Film Office.

After what was perceived as a down year in 2006 — Vince Vaughn’s “Fred Claus” saved the day — the Chicago film community already has experienced a boost, with several projects under way. The latest Batman movie is the most talked about of the projects, with preliminary shooting going on through next Friday (much of the cast, including star Christian Bale, will be here in June). Also shooting here now is “The Express,” starring Dennis Quaid and Rob Brown, and “The Merry Gentleman,” directed by Michael Keaton (who also stars).

Universal’s “Wanted,” starring Angelina Jolie, sets up camp for at least six weeks this summer, at about the same time that “The Return,” with Tim Robbins, rolls through town. Oh, yeah, we can’t forget “Witless Protection,” the latest installment from goofball Larry the Cable Guy, and the set-in-Chicago TBS comedy “My Boys,” starring Jordana Spiro and Jim Gaffigan.

So there has been no slowdown since Robert Townsend’s “Of Boys and Men,” starring Angela Bassett, wrapped last month.

“It’s been a while since we’ve had this much activity going on, simultaneously,” said Rich Moskal, head of the Chicago Film Office, who on Friday found himself shuttling between the Batman and “The Express” sets before heading to a staged anti-war rally for NBC’s “ER,” which will be shooting here through Monday.

“Obviously, there is that much more to manage and there are times when locations overlap,” Moskal told Armour & Co. “It can be a juggling act. But all the chaos translates into a lot of good things for Chicago.”

Terry Armour co-hosts “The Stan and Terry Show” weekdays at 11 a.m. on WCKG-FM 105.9.

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AmyWinehouseISTHEBOMB Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:38 am - flag comment
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No problem!

I am coming back on just to say that I think Brad is babelisious on his bike and ALL other times!
Angie is a great woman just with herself and specially with Brad, but I don’t roll that way!

Meesh (Isabelle II) taught me to say this.

Bradleeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cynthia Says:

Nope i think he saw you coming and was wondering what planet you came from . …roll away please.

I love this candid pic of Angie.

http://img109.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=47880_public011b_122_589lo.jpg

Love this one of Brad and Angie.

http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=47886_13255912_122_438lo.jpg

I like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P3vvTZAtLI

Angie and her Maddox.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/35/2115/1600/angmad.jpg

Another Angie and Maddox.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/35/2115/1600/maddox.jpg

Papa, mama, and Madd.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/35/2115/1600/angelina_joliefamily.jpg

Looking cool.

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/5642/2558/1600/62438/joliepitts%20ride.jpg

Awww, little Shiloh and mama. You know, with all those ridiculous reports that Angie doesn’t love Shiloh, I just realized that this is the only picture we’ve seen where Shiloh is smiling and she’s in her mama’s arms. Love that.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/35/2115/1600/AJ%20shiloh.jpg

This picture always brings a smile to my face.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/35/2115/1600/brad2.jpg

Uhh, where’s everybody?

Hey guys, I hope that you are all well. I’m just getting caught up today, but can anyone let me know if Passing Through has posted her weekly Tabloid Roundup this weekend? Thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0SkaRYayeQ&mode=user&search

Greetings!!!

think positive - piper with the low - Missouri fan - Ugly Aniston
Mr & Mr Smith - bdj - old lurker - Mediterranen and all the true fans
and lurkers out there………Indie a special thumbs up [you know why]
and maria there can be a lot of fun here, after awhile you will get to
know what group you want to chat with ….welcome!!

Sheri - susie - coal whenever you come on, Sunday greetings to you also!
my cyber bud Fug ..remember today is a day of Peace!

Thanks for the great posts today, BBL Have a wonderful day ~~~lol

PS. guli we miss you ~ lol

PPS. i like the BUTT shot of Brad ~~~ :) lol

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Seriously! Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 10:42 am - flag comment
They won’t make it this year! They are getting tired!

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I think you have to redirect this to the haters and the tabs. It makes more sense.

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ritzygal Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm - flag comment
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You are one strange bird ritzygal. I think you are not as “powerful” or “inside” as you would like to be because you sure spend an inordinate amount of time on JJ trying to convince those here that you are “in the know”. Whatever floats your boat.

Brad is lookind good, I like his bike.

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ritzygal Says:
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She knows some stuff, I think she works for a magazine. But as for spending time with Angelina? I find it hard to believe. Sometimes she gets stuff correct about pics and premiers but truly insider gossip? vague at best.

Oh God. Someone needs to let Angelina know that Ritzygal is stalking her. Not only is she stalking her but she used to post really racist things about Angelina’s children.

Alright “I love Brad Pitt” LOVED the Troy video!!

Thanks!!

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Boo Says:
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That maybe true but even the sun shines on a dog’s a s s! She gets some info right…great but don’t come here claiming that you are so in the know.

to Ritzygal,

It will be my pleasure to meet you in Cannes! :) I just want to see if you are real! Would you?

Bumping:
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stranger Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:08 am - flag comment

Great News!
I just got an email from Kimber (pittimpressions), who is one of the moderators of Bradforums.
She has set up a board until we find out what is going on with Bradforums.

The new board has a section for pittimpressions and a section for the Jolie-Pitts, yes both, BRAD, and ANGELINA have their sections :mrgreen:

To join, pleace go to this link and follow the steps. And spread the word, all fans, Brad fans, Angelina fans, Brangelina fans, Jolie-Pitt fans, BAMPZS fans are welcome.

http://s4.invisionfree.com/pittimpressions/index.php

Thanks to Kimber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH8ORFzjybI&mode=related&search=

I’m afraid that if Ritzygal gets close enough she might try to hurt Angie. I’m note kidding around here.

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Schlumberger Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm - flag comment
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gossip
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If you start believing the tabloids, then you’re developing MENTAL problem. My suggestion to you is SEEK COUNSELING
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:lol: :lol: :lol: that is a good one

anyone who believes tabloids is a fool

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ritzygal Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm - flag comment
Hello my loyal little subjects. Wow! Three days in a row for me. Just like the old days.

I attended the WH Correspondents Dinner last night and there was a funny little rumor spreading over a few tables. The rumor? That B&A were supposed to attend the dinner! Now, I knew it wasn’t true because (and I tread lightly here) I am aware of all her official trips to D.C. before they happen. But the fact that some reputable congressional media liasons –my friends–were repeating this and saying how disappointed they were because that was going to be the highlight of their night, made it even more funny.

Ok, that’s it for me. Oh, and by the way, guess who’s going to be at Cannes next month, besides everyone you already know that will be there? That’s right, ME! You’re hard earned tax dollars at work, people (American citizens)!

Ta ta.

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The rumor is/was that sh*tzy is Liz Smith the jeloaus old crone and Page Six octogenarian gossip columnist at the New York Post (to clarify: she’s jealous of Brad Pitt, as she’s a lesbian — came out when she was what? 72? hahaha. In her delusional fantasy world, she’s mad that Angelina is with him and not her, that’s what drives her inner bipolar schizo b*tch…LMAO). If Liz Smith was at the correspondents dinner, I’m betting she’s ‘ritzygal’ alright.

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Boo Says:

ITA like I said sometimes she gets some stuff correct, like any intern at a magazine but the other stuff sounds VERY made up, and I not saying that because it’s negative.
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Can you give me some CONCRETE example about which stuff ritzy got it right? If possible, please describe in detail, as to what event, which pic so that I can look up that thread.

I’m one of those that boycotted these magazines(Star, US magazine Life & Style, etc.) a long time ago. I’m thankful I did it, I saved a lot of money. Buying these kind of magazines is a total waste.

LOL They’re saying Brad has herpes? Oh goodness.
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Forget about Brad, check the info about Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson! Anyone who post at JJB for more than 2 years knows that gapprncess is 100% reliable.

ritzy girl!!!!!!!!!!
when you get out???? the last i heard you were in JAIL!!!!!!!!!!
for trying to smuggle false information, going through celebrity garbage, and peeping into key holes.
i know a girls has to make a living ..but damn girl ~~ there must be a better way!!!!!!!!

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Boo Says

No one or thing is 100% reliable. There is a generation that is growing up without a BS detector. It’s fine when it comes to celeb news but when the come to the gov’t and corporations we need the ability to think. Not just believe what we read.

Page 6 printed about sighting of Brad in NOLA buying cigarettes. WHY NO PIC????

Now, Brad is seen here in a PIC riding a bike.

May be it’s Brad’s way of telling page 6 is a LIAR.

No one or thing is 100% reliable. There is a generation that is growing up without a BS detector. It’s fine when it comes to celeb news but when the come to the gov’t and corporations we need the ability to think. Not just believe what we read.
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lol we’re talking hollywood gossip here, gap works in Hollywood and has been posting stuff turn true for more than 3 years, that in book it’s reliable.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l104/pittimpressions/7ca3832a.jpg

why would you post that hepres list here. I’m sure you wouldn’t appreciate being on that list and having it published on the internet.
It is just gossip by the way.

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Mondo Bongo!

Where did you pull that one from? Darn, Now i’m starting to think that maybe you’re ritzygal and don’t like people calling you out on you obsession with Brad and your anger for Angelina.

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BCBG Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 4:06 pm - flag comment
Page 6 printed about sighting of Brad in NOLA buying cigarettes. WHY NO PIC????

Now, Brad is seen here in a PIC riding a bike.

May be it’s Brad’s way of telling page 6 is a LIAR.
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I was wondering where JJ got that info. I saw he had it posted with a bunch of other little bits of news and I was surprised that there wasn’t more to it. Now I guess it’s because it wasn’t true after all,lol.

COOK, I don’t much about the technical side of bikes but from what you say he most definitely has to be coordinated to ride that type. Just by the looks of it that b**ch is bad, my hubby was drooling over it,lol. We can’t figure out what kind of bike it is. Do you know?

Well, if you work under the assumption that Liz Smith is ritzy like I tend to lean towards, it kind of makes sense — she used to adore her, and then suddenly when Ange hooked up with Brad she started snarking and getting nasty. Ol’ Liz came out as a lesbian a few years back, and I think she used to have a major crush on AJ - (from afar - thank God) lolol, and so when AJ got with Brad that just steamed her veggies.

The tax dollars thing does throw me…as Liz Smith isn’t a govt employee obviously, but perhaps she’s also collecting her social security - the coot is old enough, God knows (once you hit 72 you can still work and collect your govt social security)…and that’s what she means by ‘your tax dollars hard at work’ - lolol

Just theories of course….

Re the new Angie pics — how cute is her hair there in those two low ponytails??!! Luvs it. The color is beautiful too.

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CLINIQUA Says:
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How old is Liz Smith? like 70? I so don’t see her posting at JJ.

i thought angie was jessica alba for a second in the new pics-both are gorgeous

Hi stranger!!!! well i for one think she is just like tab, central
and i have given her enough of my time ………..period!!!

THANK YOU!! THANK YOU; Mr and Mrs Smith for the Angie’s pic!!

But you know WHERE this pics were taken??

Yeah, they were taken in L.A. or where??

piper,
what a appropriate reference ~~~~ ‘unpleasant blister’!!

((((((bravo))))))~ lol

the bike is an Indian.

Liz Smith posting here? ROTFLMAO

Hi Andro, Mondo, stranger and all, hope everyone is having a nice day :)

Those new pics look like they may be for St. John. She has heavy makeup on, thanks mms :)

Hey susie…I just want to thank you for posting one of my favorite pictures of Brad
and Angie. (from Vogue..Brad on motorcycle and Angie on in right in black) I LOVE that one too. You posted it on another thread. Thanks!

Hey Susie,
how are you? Have you heard from guli?

Hottest couple- you are welcome. I love that picture too, it captures them perfectly :lol:

stranger- no news from guli. She was going to have to go to an internet cafe to check in. She is probably having a great time with her parents, I miss her. :lol:

here it is again, one of the greatest pics of them, I love how Brad is sitting and how is mouth is, very sexy

http://static.flickr.com/131/320729242_7288c80b4b_o.jpg

Hello everyone, hope your day is going good.

Mr and Mrs Smith- thanks for the new pics

Yeah, I believe it’s a custom Indian. The symbol on the side didn’t jump out at me, but the frame and seat are classic.

hi Direct C, hope your day is going well too :lol:

Passing Through, I look forward to your report, thanks again for taking the time to do them :lol:

Meli- I know, I love that picture, it just is them! :lol:

Susie: yes, I think you are right about those pics of Angie, they were taken when Angie was shooting the new St. John ad.
Love that hot photo of Brad looing at Angelina…Thanks

Hi everybody. Your welcome for the pics. I got them at SJ forums and the person who posted them there said she/he got them from Kimber’s site, pittimpressions. They are new, so presumably from this past weekend.

MAMS
the Saint John’s pics just finished their merry trip around cyberspace.
Someone from JJ took the pics you posted here and posted them back at pittimpressions.
They went full cyber circle! :LOL:

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stranger

Su: thanks…I will wait until People puts Angie on the cover…

Have to go now. Have a nice day people. See you tomorrow.

Angie is so pretty, if I wasn’t straight, I’d be challenging Brad…lol…can anyone blame Brad for falling in love with her.

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dina #! Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:08 pm - flag comment

I really don’t know, the only thing that comes to mind is that some sites don’t accept registration when the name or the password aren’t long enough or something like that.
I got the email very quickly. Wait for a couple of minutes, if you don’t get the email, I can contact Kimber. Another possibility is that the board just got so many registrations.

http://s4.invisionfree.com/pittimpressions/index.php

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Anyone else had trouble registering for the board at pittimpressions?

I am seriously calling for a boycott of all the tabs, for their smearing of Angie. HIT THE EFFERS WHERE IT HURTS!

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susie Says:

I think they all have their mouths open most of the time: Angie, brad, Z, and Shiloh. I have never noticed Mad, and haven’t seen enough of Pax to know. I think it’s the lips. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Just wait until Z and Shiloh are all grown up. they will have those lips also. I like that picture also.

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Mr and Mrs Smith Says:
Can you get those pictures and bring them here. I can’t get on that site.

Stranger were you responding to me?

Mondo Bongo!- hello, hope your day is well

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dina #! Says:
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:29 pm - flag comment

I did answer, but I can’t find my post. But it has been like that all day long.
It’ll show up sooner or later.
You haven’t gotten your confirmation email?

Sick of all things BRANDgelina. Thanks for not ratcheting it down a notch lately, JJ and giving us lots of other celebrity coverage so there are more reasons to come here..

yeah, you never see jessica alba with a bunch of other girls, it’s her boyfriend cash and a few male friends-similar to angie

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Passing Through Says: April 22nd, 2007 at 6:37 pm - flag comment

Thanks PT

call it wha t it is.
someone wants attention, had to come to the brad thread to post her dribble.

Mondo- I know, I know :lol: That was from the Vogue shoot and I was so happily surprised when I saw it. :lol: :lol:

I used to be addicted to all the tabloid magazines. Thanks to your bloggers JJ, really I have saved some money too. :-) Every time I see shocking news on the front covers of those magazines, I can stick my chin up and say, ya right…boocaca…. liars!! I now only buy “People” magazine. The others, I (admit) I still love thumbing thru the pages to look at pictures while waiting in line at the cash register. hahaha. I did shock my daughter one day. She came home with a bunch of tabloid magazines just to make me happy, she thought. Boy, was she surprised (putting that mildly) when instead of gushing the usual… thank you, thank you. I yelped instead and said…. Ow no,no,no!! :-)

I read somebody I say one day that OK good as People and not one tabloid? Did any one see photographs of Larry & Dannylynne? they were so natural and pretty. In one, He looked at her in the wonder and the pride that remember me of the first photographs that I saw of Brad and Shiloh

the brad and shiloh pics were indeed beautiful

shiloh and angie - beautiful geminis

THE TABLOID REPORT - For the week of April 9, 2007

Ahhhhhh…the good old tabloid industry. No one’s ever met a story idea they didn’t steal. This week most of the rest of the tabs follow US’ Get Revenge On BAMZSP lead like lemmings into shiny metal boxes, contestants in a suicidal race. It’s both funny and pathetic. People who had no hope of EVER getting a “from the horse’s mouth” interview…are pissed because they can’t get “from the Getty photographer” J-P sanctioned photos. I’m sure the irony of that eludes them. Oh well…the more idiotic stories they right…the more there is for me to make fun of…

- OuttaTouch: Story - “The Passion Fizzles”. That’s right folks…according to OuttaTouch…the thrill is gone. (And no, that’s not this week’s song!) Yep…it’s time to put away that Mondo Bongo disc ladies. It seems Brad and Angie have no time to knock boots, bump uglies, do the nasty or even make the beast with two backs. Y’all know what this means, don’t you? Mmm-hmmm…they are officially…”Married with Children”.

* According to OuttaTouch…though it’s only been two years since they fell it, the “once-passionate” duo feels like that was two other people. That “thrilling on-set romance” has cooled and our intrepid duo have been dealing with the onset of a whole passel of problems. Including dealing with 4 kids under age 6, the death of Angie’s mother and total exhaustion. (Sidebar: Hell…I got tired just reading about it!)

* OuttaTouch’s PAID INSIDER says, “They do love each other. But that wild physical chemistry isn’t there anymore. Their relationship has developed so fast that it’s almost like they’re an old married couple now. They bicker.” (Sidebar: Awww…this is so very sad. They’ve lost that loving feeling…oh that loving feeling…they’ve lost that loving feeling now it’s gone, gone, gone…oh no, no, no, no…No…that’s not this week’s song either…)

* According to a former friend of Brad’s, with Brad shooting CCOBB they time Brad & Angie do have together revolves around the ankle-biters. The supposed friend says that in the past B/A used to have “date nights” and “Made time to talk and listen to each other.” (Sidebar: Like I said…married…with children. Didn’t these dorks watch that early ’90s ode to white trash? Peg and Al had sex like twice in 10 years on the air!)

* A “confidante” of the couple chimes in to say, “Their sex life isn’t what it used to be.” (Sidebar: Neither is the old gray mare, but she still managed to foal every spring!)

* According to the “confidante” Angie is still grieving for her mom (Sidebar: no sh#t, the woman’s only been dead for 2 months!) and because of that she’s lost a lot of weight and is feeling “asexual”. The source further says that since Marcheline’s death they’ve hard made love at all. (Sidebar: Angelina Jolie feels “asexual”? GMAMFB! How in the hell is that possible? That woman could make farting sexy! And B/A hardly having sex since Angie’s mother died? Right…and I’m the tooth fairy. They’ve probably perfected the One Touch ****** by now!)

* If not having sex isn’t’ bad enough, OuttaTouch says there’s more…Brad and Angie are discovering just now different they are. A “pal” of Brad’s says, “Brad was brought up in a close-knit, all-American family. The whole family ate dinner every night in the same house in the same place. Angelina had a very different type of upbringing.” (Sidebar: Geez…here we go with this “Brad is an all-American Golden Boy” cr@p. I think these idiot tabs forget that Brad lived in Springfield LESS than half his life. He left at 18 to go to college. He’s now 43…do the math…I think life experiences trump upbringing in this case! And just because you were raised like Beaver and Wally…doesn’t mean you liked it!)

* OuttaTouch’s source says that Angie, the “free-spirited star,” is feeling trapped by all the domesticity. “She wants to be able to take off when she wants, where she wants, but she can’t.” (Sidebar: No responsible ADULT can you stupid wankers. What appears to be traveling on capricious whims to you tabloid dolts is carefully orchestrated well in advance. Angie has said that a number of times. She’s not stuffing her backpack with her favorite t-shirt and jeans or making a hobo pack and tying it to the end of a stick and then wandering off into the night to go join the circus.)

* These losers go on to say that in the past Brad and Angie have indicated that they’d only marry when everyone could, but now that Angie has adopted Pax as a single woman, and since Brad’s legal adoption of Mad and Z HAS NOT happened, some folks are wondering if their reluctance to get hitched is a symptom of a larger problem. (Sidebar: Holy-freaking-moly! Do these idiot tabs, who can’t even get a sanctioned photo exclusive, really think that Brad and Angie are gong to come out and make a public announcement that he is officially LEGALLY the father of Maddox and Zahara? Dear OuttaTouch troll…I know you’re out there, so this info is for you…THE ADOPTION HAS ALREADY HAPPENED! Get thee to a legitimate news source, Newsweek.com, do a search on Brad Pitt and read the info with your own little beady eyes - the story is “15 People Who Make America Great” - “Not long before Shiloh was born, Pitt adopted Jolie’s son, Maddox, whom she originally adopted from Cambodia, and her daughter Zahara, whom she adopted last summer from Ethiopia.” I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ll take Newsweek’s word over OuttaTouch’s long after I’m dead.)

* According to a soon-to-be-ex friend of Brad’s, “He is concerned that Angelina has lost her initial passion for him and so far his attempts to put romance back in the relationship have been unsuccessful.” The friend says that Brad recently tried to plan a little romantic getaway for just the two of them - heck he even asked Jane to fly in from Missouri to baby-sit because they wouldn’t want to leave the kids with the 4 nannies that US says they have - but…Brad wasn’t about to get lucky because Angie shot the idea down. The friend said, “She had other things on her mind.” (Sidebar: Yeah, she was thinking up more ways to prevent the tabs from getting exclusive photos and news of their lives. Once she explained to Brad WHY she was turning him down, Brad reminded Angie that they were Superman and Superwoman and they could multitask. So they compromised and decided they go on a romantic vacay…AND…sell the photos to People. You heard it here first.)

* With the thrill gone, some folks are wondering if Angie’s trying to keep excitement in their lives by adopting kids. (Sidebar: Some of you soap opera fans help me out here…Didn’t Billie do this on DOOL when she was trying to hold on to Bo? But…you know…once Bo found out Hope was alive, that was it for Billie. She was dead in the water and the poor girl had to watch Bo slowly drift away and back into Hope’s ar…oh…sorry…I digressed…my point, if I had one…is that bad soap writing lives on in the form of celebrity tabloids.)

* Now that Angie’s supplanting sex with adopting kids, she wants to ease Pax’s adjustment to his new digs, so she’s want the other kids to learn Vietnamese. (Sidebar? WTF? How in the hell did they come up with idiot idea? What kind of sense does it make to have 2 other kids learn a language that they won’t need to speak in 6 months? And at what point does Pax learn English if everyone is speaking Vietnamese? On top of which…one kid is two and you know two-year olds don’t exactly have an extensive vocab anyway…so now you’re going to confuse her by making her learn the same word in 2 languages? Rethink this one, OuttaTouch…better yet…fuhgedaboudit!)

* OuttaTouch also says that Angie takes a “serious approach to parenting” while Brad is more laid-back about it. Their PAID INSIDER says, “Angelina sees her role as their children’s teacher. Brad sees himself as their buddy.” (Sidebar: Ah, yes…good old Tabloid Journalism 101…use a known quote to make up a new one for your source. Angie told People she was generally the disciplinarian…ergo, OuttaTouch’s insider says she’s the “teacher” and Brad’s “buddy”.)

* Furthermore, OuttaTouch says that while some couples find themselves drifting apart after many years of marriage, poor old Brangie are hitting the hard times a lot sooner than most and that adopting Pax so quickly hasn’t helped matters. According to a “pal” of the couple’s, “It’s like they’re roommates.” (Sidebar: Yeah…I fellate all my male roomies, too…doesn’t every woman?)

* It’s OuttaTouch’s conclusion that in shifting the focus from their relationship to their family Angie is putting their future together at risk. OuttaTouch’s SHRINXPERT says, “What she’s done by adopting all these children is great, but it may not be best for the kids - or themselves. They’re all losing mommy, little by little, and so is Brad.” (Sidebar: Uh, excuse my ass OuttaTouch, but Angie had 1 kid when she met Brad and adopted another one after they got together TWO YEARS AGO…so at what point did she put their relationship in jeopardy? That must’ve been AFTER the wunderkind bio baby…right?)

* Sidebar: “There’s No Time For Passion”. Yep…that’s right…OuttaTouch now enumerates all their examples of how Brad and Angie aren’t making each other’s toes curl…

1. “Taking care of 4 kids is demanding” - No sh#t, Sherlock? According to PAID INSIDERS, like most kids there age Mad and Z are mischievous, Shiloh doesn’t sleep through the night…basically, kids need a lot of attention. A pal of Angie’s says, “Angelina still hasn’t gotten used to it.” (Sidebar: Angie’s not used to the demands of 4 kids? Awww…gee…I’m shocked. After all…it HAS been a whole THREE WEEKS since she brought home the non-English-speaking child. I would think that would be enough time for a homesick 3 year-old to learn English and take care of him in a foreign country…but, alas, apparently not. Go figure.)

2. “Pax is adjusting”. The PAID INSIDER once again supplies us with stunning insight - Pax is homesick and doesn’t understand why he’s been given a new name. (Sidebar: Pax, dude, if it’s any consolation…we all have problems adjusting to something. For instance, I still can’t get used to all these tabloids hiring hack writers. After all these years you’d think I’d be inured to it. But…no such luck.)

3. “Angelina is grieving” - According to a supposed friend of Angie’s Marcheline’s death has taken an emotional toll on Angie. (Sidebar: Damn that Angie! Doesn’t she know that she was supposed to shopping in Paris after her mother died! Retail therapy is so much more acceptable than obvious signs of emotion and caring. You inconsiderate b#tch.)

4. “They’re working” - OuttaTouch says that their busy film careers keep them apart. Brad is shooting CCOBB, Angie “recently wrapped” AMH and starts shooting Wanted soon. (Sidebar: “Recently wrapped” AMH? I guess because Angie shot 1 day in January they’re counting that? Lame-o-rama. Personally I can’t believe they didn’t mention Angie’s humanitarian work. But…this was supposed to be a negative article, so they probably didn’t want to point out anything positive about Angie.)

BTW - I just wanted to mention a story in the rag that had me howling - ‘Jen’s Hotter Than Angie!” As. Fcuking. If. I am NOT kidding…they DID indeed publish such a story. Yeah…they say since Angie’s lost at least 20 pounds she’s just not as sexy as she used to be and X’s body is the “hot”. Puh-leeze! X couldn’t be sexier than Angie if she tried…and believe me…b#tch is trying so hard she put her back out on her Pilates machine. Somebody drive the Clue Bus past the OuttaTouch offices. Any WOMAN who works out 4 hours a day, doesn’t eat carbs, and uses coke as a “diet aid”…could to have X’s body. But Angie’s attitude, presence and smoldering charisma…that face…those lips…those eyes…those REAL BOOBS? X couldn’t buy that…not even if she ponied up her entire $110MIL net worth!

-notOK!: Story - “Brad Misses His Old Life”. Oh goody…now here’s a story no other tab has EVER done…unless you want to count OuttaTouch and Lifeless & Styleless and Star and the National Enquirer…

* OK! starts out this tale of bygone days with a quote from Brad, as told to Diane Sawyer in a June 2005 interview, “I want a simpler life.” But they also acknowledge that Brad said he was eager to start a family. A mere month later he and Angie went to Ethiopia to pick up Z…and poor old Brad’s life has been anything but “simple” since then. (Sidebar: I feel like someone should maybe call OK! and tell them that Brad meant he wanted a “simpler life” in terms of not having X in it. But…hey…maybe that was just MY interpretation of his quote.)

* According to OK!’s sources, Brad is “overwhelmed” by his new life as “Mr. Jolie” and all of Angie’s non-stop traveling is causing “emotional distance” between the two lovebirds. A supposed friend of Brad’s says, “It’s like, be careful what you ask for. Brad has achieved his dream of having a large family, but now he’s longing for normalcy, without all the constant jet-setting and moving around he and Angie have been doing recently with all the kids.” (Sidebar: Someone needs to send the tabs a definition of the term “jet-setting”. Jet-setting refers to bopping off to all the in spots for purposes of LEISURELY PURSUITS…not relocating for purposes of WORK!)

* The root of Brad and Angie’s problem is that his new “globe-trotting” lifestyle is the antithesis of the “homespun upbringing” in a Southern Baptist home with his 2 perfect sibs and they lived in the same place his entire life…and why, doggonit, to this very day Brad remains close to his ‘rents and considers them to a “model family”. Brad’s so-called friend says, “There are times he years for the simplicity of that life.” (Sidebar: Folks…I went to college in Brad’s hometown for a year. That was all I could take of the Bible Belt. All I have to say is…it’s no wonder he started smoking at 13. BTW…he couldn’t have chosen liquor because Springfield was in a “dry” county in those days.)

* OK! contends that 4 kids is a lot for anyone to handle, but especially for Brad because until 2 years ago he didn’t have any at all. His soon-to-b-ex-friend says, “He was still getting used to having 3 kids when Angelina adopted Pax.” (Sidebar: Uh…I think OK! failed to take into consideration that they’ve been planning the adoption since BEFORE Shiloh was born, so it’s not like he came home from work one night and there was an extra kid at the table stealing his pork chops.)

* OK! says that even Angelina has acknowledged how quickly their family has evolved. She told Vogue, “Life has moved very quickly.” And for his part Brad has said that they have to be careful with their expanding family, as he told Esquire, “I try not to stifle them…” (Sidebar: Oooh…new Tabloid Journalism 101 tactic…I’ve lost track of where I was…so let’s make this one #10 - use your subjects previous quotes out of context to prove your point or to “spin” your story.)

* OK!’s SHRINXPERT says, “A life with four children under the age of 6 has to be chaotic. Brad’s life is radically different from before. He has to feel pressure to spend quality time with each of the kids and with Angelina. The relationship won’t have a chance if they don’t have quality time as a couple.”. (Sidebar: Oh for the love of Pete! Would these people please quit acting like no one on earth has ever had the challenge of raising 4 kids under 6 years of age before? If my mother could do it without nannies AND work 50 hours a week…then I think Brad and Angie, WITH NANNIES, and one of them NOT working, can muddle through it, and still find time for each other…preferably ON VIDEO.)

* Challenging though it may be…OK! says that Brad HAS always maintained that he wants a large family - even when married to the albatross around his neck. In an interview X said maybe 2 kids, “but Brad wants 7″. After getting cozy with Angie on the M&MS set Brad seemed even more eager to get with the baby making and Angie said, “I got to know Brad and realized that he is naturally just a wonderful father.” And this may be why he “half-jokingly” told Gaycrest, “We’re thinking soccer team.” (Sidebar: This is OK!’s long-winded way of saying, “Brad’s totally fine and the family is thriving, but we didn’t have a Brad/Angie story at all last week and our sales were dismal.”)

* OK! goes on to say that although Angie has becomes HW’s most famous “supermom” her “increasingly flighty behavior” has raised concerns about her commitment to Brad and the kids. When picking up Pax in VN she said, “I will be a stay-at-home-mom to help Pax adjust to his new life….It’s the most important thing to me…at the moment.” BUT…after she returned from Vietnam she went buzzing off to Chi-town to do screen-tests for her new movie…which will film 4400 miles away from HW, with filming to start in May, plus she’s signed onto another movie, The Changeling, in the fall. (Sidebar: OK! practically lifted this entire section from last week US! tirade. Is it illegal to plagiarize fiction that’s presented as truth? Cuz…I wouldn’t think so. How exactly does Janice Min tell the lawyer to defend that, “Look…I know we lied…but dammit…they’re stealing our lies! I want justice!”)

* Furthermore…OK! says Angie has “created chaos” by moving the family around so much. In January she said they’d settle in NO, but since she returned from VN last month she has “uprooted yet again” and moved the kiddies back to LA while Brad films CCOBB. (Sidebar: Holy freaking cow. Is everyone at every tabloid dumber than Jessica Simpson or what? How can they blame Angie for moving to NO when they moved their so BRAD could work…and then turn around and blame her for moving the kids back to LA…when they went back there so… BRAD could work? If she had stayed in LA when Brad went to NO for 3 months, then they’d have said they broke up. And if she had stayed in NO after production moved back to LA…then they’d have said…they’ve broken up because Angie adopted Pax without telling Brad. The woman is damned if she does and double-damned when she doesn’t!)

* OK! also says that Brad is concerned about Angie’s UNHCR work putting her in danger. As OK! previously reported - ROTFLMAO - Angie has been the target of death and kidnap threats in the past. A so-called friend of Brad’s says, “Brad totally supports her humanitarian efforts. Her commitment to the poorest people on earth is one of the things that drew him to her. But can you imagine how he’d handle four babies if something happened to her? Sometimes he wishes she’d just stay home.” (Sidebar: Let me see if I can get this straight - Brad’s not really worried about Angie getting kidnapped or killed…he’s just worried that he’s going to be stuck with 4 kids to raise? Gee, whattaguy, huh? “Babe, I know you’re dead and I’m sorry about that sh#t, but b#tch you done gone and left me here with fo’ kids!”)

* To validate the point they seemed to think they’d made…OK! pulls out their SHRINXPERT, who says she sees reasons to be concerned about B/A’s relationship unless they get it “back on course”. “Brad has been a doormat to Angelina and is drowning. It is a high price to pay to make love to the sexiest woman alive. At some point, he could be looking for a graceful way out. Brad wanted to be a dad and was missing that with Jen, but he didn’t anticipate going from zero to four in such a short time. He has to be feeling overwhelmed.” (Sidebar: ROTFLMFAO!! Holy bat-sh#t, Batman! I cannot believe OK! actually PAID someone for this opinion. Right before this they have a disclaimer that the SHRINXPERT has NOT treated Brad or Angie. No wonder…cuz she’s freaking clueless! I laugh every time I read a story saying Brad is being controlled by Angie. Do they not see this woman FOLLOWING HIM to all his moving locations? If Angie were “in control” she’d be settled somewhere in Europe and Brad would be racking up some hellacious Frequent Flyer miles and the idiot tabloids would be scrambling to come up with something to put on their cover every week. Dumbsh#ts.)

* To impress the seriousness of the problem OK! trots out a PAID “friend of Brad’s” to agree with the PAID shrinxpert, “He’d just love to have a date night with the woman he loves - to kick back a bit with a few close friends. It’s a case of too much too soon for Brad. If they aren’t able to spend any quality time together, the relationship could be doomed.” (Sidebar: First they had Brad as a pussywhipped puppet…now he’s a just Lancelot pining for Guinevere. Make up your damned minds already.)

* Poll: OK! polled 100 NY Readers and asked them this stupid question - “Should Angelina sacrifice her charity work to be with her family?” Yes=54%, No=46%. (Sidebar: PT is also taking a poll. She’s asking 100 JJ readers - Does any at OK! have an IQ above 50?)

* Sidebar: “Wanted : A Brad Mini-me” - CCOBB is looking for a newborn infant to play Brad’s character as a baby. OK! says Brad’s really mini-me is too old for the role. (Sidebar of my own: Personally I would think the fact that’s she a GIRL would disqualify her…but, hey…maybe that’s just me. As long as they’ve got their clothes on all bald white babies look the same, don’t they? Once again…that could just be me.)

* Sidebar: “A baby…one more time” - According that font of accuracy and truth, the News of the World, Angie is planning to adopt a 1 year-old girl from Chad. The child is currently in a Sudanese refugee camp in Chad. OK! says Angie has said in the past that she wants to give Z “an ancestral-ethnic mate”. (Sidebar of my own: No, that’s not what Angie said…it’s what NOTW said she said…which, of course, means she never said any such thing. Also, I have it on good authority - thanks Gitane - that it’s not possible to adopt children who are in refugee camps, nor is it currently possible to adopt from the country of Chad. And since we all now Angelina isn’t going to do a Madge…they ain’t adopting any refugee children from Chad!)

* Sidebar: “When Will Brad Adopt Pax?” - According to OK, Brad may not have been on VN when Angie picked Pax up, but he DID meet Pax when the two of them visited VN in November 2006. They also say that B/A are “staying mum” on whether or not Brad has filed to adopt Pax, but Cali law says it takes a minimum of 2 months to complete an adoption. (Sidebar of my own: Sheesh. OK! had almost three weeks to read the press release by Angie’s adoption agency stating that they did NOT meet Pax in November 2006…and the dumb fcukers STILL can’t get that right. As for whether or not Brad has filed to adopt Pax - they could stand in front of the OK! reporter and fill out the paperwork and OK! would STILL get the story wrong!)

* Sidebar: “Angelina on the go” - OK! gives the following list of places to prove Angie’s been traveling to much…

- Jan 8 - In LA after Panama vacay
- Jan 12 - In NOLA
- Jan 20 - In VN for MJPP meeting
- Jan 23 - Back in NOLA
- Jan 24 - Back to LA because her mother died (thoughtless wench!)
- Mar 5 - Back in NOLA after going to Chad in late Feb
- Mar 14 - In VN to pick up Pax

(Sidebar of my own: Hmmm…you know what this proves to me? That OK! is to lazy to do research. Cuz they are missing a few key travel events - for instance, Jan 2-6 in USVI for CCOBB shoot, Jan 14-16 in LA for the GGs, Feb 24-27 in Chad, Mar 1 back in NOLA, Feb 8 (I think) in Austin TX for AMH shoot, etc. The way I see it…if they’re going to try to make the woman look “flighty” and unable to stay in one place…you might was well give as many details as you know about…and that way people like me won’t nitpick your lack of research!)

- National Enquirer: NE actually has 2 stories this week, but one of them is a miniature version of the Star’s cover story, which I’ll cover later. Evidently someone at American Media thinks that printing the same lie in two “publications” makes it less of a lie. I hate to tell them, but…whether it’s in the NE or the Star…American Media…you sh#t still stinks.

The NE’s second story is about Pax’s mother, the heroin addict - “Pax’s Druggie Mom: ‘I’m sorry I gave you away.’” Nifty title, huh? Succinct and pithy, yet degrading at the same time. I doff my cap to vu, NE.

* According to NE, Pax’s mother, Pham Thu Dung, is a former heroin addict who lives in the slums of Ho Chi Minh City with her boyfriend, but…she’s a sentimental “druggie” because she “pines for the little boy she abandoned and her dream is to one day meet him and tell him she’s sorry.” (Sidebar: Someone at the NE has been reading those damned Danielle Steel novels again! Let us all take a moment to bow our heads and pray that no one there ever discovers Barbara Cartland’s schlock regency romance novels. Lord help us all if that ever happens.)

* NE says that Dung never gave permission for the adoption, that her parents were the ones who signed away custody of Pax last month. Poor old Dung has been an addict since she was 16 and she didn’t know anything about the adoption until it was in the VN newspapers. However, she has no problem with what her parents did, “I’m not his mother anymore because I abandoned him, but it hurts so much to see his face and to hear about everything that is happening to him. My dream is that one day he will come back to visit me and call me mother. But it is only a dream - I know it is impossible.” (Sidebar: ROTFLMAO. Apparently the Danielle Steele novels have an a negative affect on memory as well as intelligence. Last week the NE carried the News of the Word story in which Pax’s grandparents are quoted as saying that Dung was present when they signed away custody and neither they nor she revealed that she was Pax’s mother. So…is the NE revoking that story or saying that NOTW LIED and made the whole thing up? Nope. They’re just acting like they never published the story and don’t bother to say they’re correcting themselves. I guess they don’t realize that all that does is make you wonder if THEY made up this week’s story just like the NOTW made up last week’s story? Stupid mofos.)

* Dung may be a druggie, but she’s a nice one. NE says she’s said she won’t go Angie and Brad for money or to have her son returned, “I am very happy for Sang. He is better off with the movie star because I am not a good mother. I wasn’t able to take care of my own baby.” (Sidebar: Uh, ’scuse my ass, but the chick didn’t even TRY! She abandoned the kid. So far the only thing that’s true in this story is that Dung ain’t a good mother! Even I’m willing to give the NE a Brownie point for that!)

* Although Dung won’t be trying to get Pax back, it’s really nice to see that she’s decided, courtesy of the NE’s reporter’s imagination, to kick her heroin habit and “straighten out” her life. “I don’t want Sang to be ashamed of me when he grows up.” (Sidebar: Ooooh…now we’ve moved from Danielle Steele to Lavyrle Spencer with just a little hint of the redemptive forgiveness of Dorothy Garlock. I am officially nauseated now…)

- Lifeless & Styleless: Story - “Will Brad Leave Angelina?”. That’s right…it’s 2-for-1 week. Two stories, one theme - Brad’s unhappy with his life and it’s all that mean old Angie’s fault! The tone of this story seems to be - Angie’s a self-involved b#tch and Brad just fell off the turnip truck…cuz as y’all may or may not know…all us Missouri folks are dumbass hicks easily led by big slickers like Angie. If only the Mississippi or Missouri Rivers had some white water rapids…We’d be just one Ned Beatty shy of “Deliverance”. (Little Jon Voight humor there…)

* According to L&S, 2 days after she returned from VN Angie pulled Brad aside and “dropped a bombshell”. She told him she wanted to adopt another child before the end of the year. A supposed friend of Angie’s says, “She told him she intends to adopt another child before the year’s out.” And, you might ask…how did Brad react? Well, the friend says, “He laughed at first because he assumed she was joking. I mean, they were still trying to figure out Pax’s shoe and clothing sizes.” (Sidebar: What state are the L&S offices in? Cali? NY? Wherever they are apparently they don’t get the entertainment shows. AH or ET or Extra…one of those shows…had a story about a friend of Angie’s who went to Kitson’s and picked up a whole bunch of clothes for Pax. She either knew his sizes or bought one of everything in every size they had!)

* L&S says it eventually dawned on Brad that she was serious, so he asked her to have a sit for a little powwow. Angie’s supposed friend says, “He explained, as calmly as he could, that there was no way he was going to bring another child into the family so soon after Pax’s arrival. Not only is Brad not ready, but he said that their kids - Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and most of all Pax - weren’t ready yet either.” (Sidebar: Angie’s friend has an amazing memory, huh? S/he remembers every word that Angie supposedly told her with such total clarity. It’s almost as if Angie had recorded her conversation with Brad and played it back for the friend, who then took word-for-word notes so they could recount the entire incident for L&S. Or, maybe L&S just made it all up? Nahhhhh…)

* L&S’s SHRINXPERT says Brad is probably right because it can take up to 6 months for a family to adjust to an adoption, “A new child requires a great deal of the parents’ attention. They’ve got to have the emotional energy to embrace a new child who needs them so much.” (Sidebar: Could take up to 6 months, huh? “Could” being the operative word here. They “could” all be as happy as a pig in slop from the second the child comes home, couldn’t they?)

* According to L&S’s source - that oh so good buddy of Ange’s - she was “unmoved” by Brad’s appeal to put the breaks on another adoption and told him, “You can do whatever you want, but I’m adopting again.” (Sidebar: Note to Angie…I’ve got the perfect adoptee for you…she’s old enough to feed and clothe herself, doesn’t need to go to school, adjusts easily to frequent new surroundings, isn’t that crazy about travel - unless someone else is footing the bill, is clean and can be polite when paid to be, is willing to let Z have those nasty-ass Cheerios to herself, will let Mad keep his t-shirt collection to himself, is willing to teach Pax how to glare at the razzi and will let Shiloh continue to be her daddy’s mini-me. Should you be interested in this “older child” please have Jared send your e-mail addy to me. Oh yeah…I’m already potty-trained, too.)

* L&S says that later that some day Angie “showed her independent streak” again and headed off to the Windy City to do some screen-tests for her new movie…and she left the kids in LalaLand with Brad. Having been left holding the bag with the kids, Brad then had time to think about their relationship and came to the conclusion that it was “more than he bargained for.” A soon-to-be-ex-pal of Brad’s says, “Brad hardly knows what’s hit him these days. He never gets any time alone with the woman he loves - in fact she has almost no time for him at all. He’s caught up in a whirlwind of baby bottles, dirty diapers, and screaming kids. He feels so overwhelmed that he’s having second thoughts about the situation he’s gotten himself into.” (Sidebar: In addition to not having cable tv, the good folks at L&S apparently don’t have access to Newsweek magazine either, so let me enlighten their employee who’s trolling here…Courtesy of Newsweek magazine’s “15 People Who Make America Great” article from July 2006 - “Since returning from Africa, the Jolie-Pitt clan has been swarmed by paparazzi. “They’re outside the house right now, at least 40 of them,” Pitt says, as a baby’s cry fills the background. “There are two boats out in the water, and there’s an occasional chopper that goes by.” Indeed, the sound of a helicopter propeller is so loud at times during NEWSWEEK’s interview that Pitt can’t hear the questions. “It’s madness,” he says. But he doesn’t sound annoyed. Far from it: he sounds like any other blissed-out new dad. “Do you have kids? It’s absolutely sublime.” You can virtually hear him smile over the phone.”)

* In an effort to quell the uncertainty of us BAMZSP fans, L&S assures us that “for now” Brad and Angie are committed to staying together, BUT…insiders tell them that the relationship is at an all-time low point. Another supposed friend of Brad’s chimes in to say, “This is the most challenging time for them in the two years they’ve been together. Angelina doesn’t look well, her professional and personal commitments are in overdrive and she’s hardly had a moment to sit down. It’s just push, push, push - something’s got to give.” (Sidebar: If something’s got to give, please let it be the floor below the L&S printing press.)

* L&S goes on to say that when Brad tries to get Angie to slow down and focus on their family and relationship it “backfires”. His so-called friend says, “He tells her to take a few things off her plate so she can have some rest and concentrate on their life together. But Angelina thinks he’s being condescending. She tells Brad she managed just fine before him.” (Sidebar: Puh-leeze. The woman has worked about 10 days since the start of 2007. If she takes anything else off her plate, then she really will be as anorexic as everybody thinks she is. I’m also sick of these damned tabs trying to turn her into X. They b#tched that X was putting her career first, now they’re doing the same with Angie, but they don’t complain that BRAD is the one who’s working outside the home all the time. Ye olde double standards are alive and kicking Angie in the teeth.)

* According to L&S’s SHRINXPERT, no couple, no matter how much in love could survive so much stress in their relationship. “It takes families a while to stabilize. It’s not just that they have adopted several kids. Angelina’s mother recently died, and they have to worry about security issues. This family is taxed to the max.” (Sidebar: Speaking of taxing things to the max…I’d say the Brain Trust that runs L&S has reached a glass ceiling on believability.)

* L&S says that instead of banding together, Brad and Angie are about to spend 6 weeks apart. Despite Angie telling a HCM paper that she would be a stay-at-home-mom, insiders tell L&S that she will start shooting her new movie, Wanted, in Eastern Europe in late April, but Brad will stay behind in LA to promote O13 and work on other projects. Although their rep says Brad is going to Prague with his peeps, L&S’s insider says that Angie will take Mad and Pax with her to Prague and Brad will stay in LA with Z & Shiloh. (Sidebar: Pfffft. As freaking if. Brad ain’t staying in no stinky LA if his peeps are in Europe. When, oh when, will these idiot tabloids get that through their thick skulls…where goeth one, so goeth the other.)

* According to L&S, some of their PAID INSIDERS thinks time apart will do them some good because “absence makes the heart grow fonder”. Some of their other PAID INSIDERS insist it’s too late, baby, oh it’s too late…though we really did try to make it…Something inside has died and I can’t hide…and I just can’t fake it…”Brad’s admitted to friends that Angelina has changed in the past 2 years and that she is far from the woman he met and fell in love with. They’ve become like strangers living under the same roof.” (Sidebar: Angie’s NOT the same woman he met and fell in love with…she’s the mother of 4 and the most hunted celebrity in the world. Hellz yeah she’s changed! The woman Brad met and fell in love with was OCCASIONAL tabloid fodder, now she’s their bread-and-butter. She’s walking around with a bull’s eye on her back because of @sswipes like L&S who’ll do or say anything to make a buck off her. Lowlife fcukers that they are.)

* Sidebar: “Brad’s worried about Shiloh” - Apparently Brad’s biggest concern is that Angie isn’t spending enough time with Shiloh because she’s obsessed with adopting and she’s in an “adoption frenzy”. According to a supposed “pal” of Brad’s, “Angie has left most of the parenting to Brad. It’s like Shiloh barely exists to her. Brad is starting to suspect that Angelina can feel empathy only for children who have been abandoned.” (Sidebar of my own: Did I just call L&S “lowlife fcukers”? I meant “lowlife MOTHERFCUKERS”. My bad.)

* Sidebar: “They’re fighting about Jen” - According to L&S many people sent congratulatory gives for their adoption of Pax, including X. Yep, that’s right…X supposedly sent them some books and some games. The PAID INSIDER said it was a “kind gesture”, but Angie was not pleased about it. “Angelina didn’t appreciate it at all. She threw the card in the trash! Brad hated that Angelina did that. He asked a mutual friend to thank Jen for the gifts and not to say what Angelina did!” (Sidebar of my own: B#tch, please. Brad probably put that cr@p in the driveway, dusted off the Suburban and ran over that sh#t himself, put it back in the bag and sent it back to X with a note saying, “You buying gifts for my kids is about 5 years too late. You didn’t want to then…and I sure as hell don’t want you to now.”

* Sidebar: “Why Brad’s Frustrated” (Sorry, but this doesn’t have anything to do with nookie) -

1. “Angelina rushed Pax’s adoption” - L&S says when Brad found out they couldn’t adopt as an unmarried couple he wanted to wait to adopt. A so-called “pal” of Brad’s says, “Her mind was made up. She told him she’d adopt as a single parent and pulled strings to speed up the process.” (Sidebar of my own: Lowlife AND stupid. No, they don’t say why Brad wanted to wait after finding out they couldn’t adopt together. L&S obviously neglected to mention that the process got under way “shortly after Shiloh’s birth” which means that Brad knew in at least June 2006 that they couldn’t adopt together…yet he told the Esquire magazine a month or so later for their Oct 2006 issue that they wouldn’t marry until everyone who wanted to could. So Brad knew in June 2006 that Angie would have to adopt as a single…but went ahead and told Esquire they weren’t getting married anytime soon…anybody wanna buy L&S a cheap-ass Casio calculator so the dumb hos can do some math?)

2. “She’s putting their lives in jeopardy” - According to L&S, before Brad learned about he latest threats (ie, NOTW’s supposed kidnap threat) he was concerned about Angie going into war-torn areas. (Sidebar of my own: He’s probably more concerned about all they’ll all die in a car wreck while being chased by the razzi who are trying to get an exclusive photo to sell to soulless tabloid editors.)

3. “She’s pushing for another kid!” - L&S says Brad wants to get to know Pax, who doesn’t even speak English, but Angie is already looking to adopt again. A supposed “pal” of Angie’s says, “She must have found some sort of salvation in adopting children, because it’s become like a mission for her.” (Sidebar of my own: If Angie found “salvation in adopting” then she found it in kindergarten because that how long she says she’s known she would adopt kids! Twits.)

4. “She won’t let up on her UN work” - L&S says Angie seems to go to Cambodia or Chad or give a speech in DC every week. A Pitt family insider says, “She’s obsessed with her goodwill work.” (Sidebar of my own: Did Angie do some UN work we don’t know about? The only trip she’s taken SPECIFICALLY for that purpose was a 3-day trip to Chad in February. She did UN work in India, but was there working on a movie; she did UN work in Costa Rica, but was there on a family vacation. She hasn’t been to DC since December 2005. On top of which, saying she’s obsessed with her goodwill work…is that supposed to be an insult? Would it be better if she were getting falling down drunk, doing every drug known to man, partying all over LA every night and flashing her cooch to the entire world?)

5. “She always uproots the family” - Now comes the litany of places they’ve been in the last year - “England, France, Africa and NO” and Brad is worried the kids have “no sense of stability - or even know where home is”. (Sidebar of my own: I guess L&S never heard that “Home is where the heart is”? And BTW…they haven’t been to England “in the last year”…once again L&S can’t get the little facts right, but they want us to believe they know what’s going on in these people’s lives?)

6. “She won’t take a vacation” - L&S says Angie has a very busy film schedule ahead, but has no time for Brad or the kids. when Brad recently suggested a vacay to the Caribbean she said, “No, I’m too busy”. (Sidebar of my own: BBBBWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What L&S is really saying is, “We made up that Bahamas wedding”. And let me see if I have this correct - Angie is being castigated for not taking a vacation IN THE FUTURE? BUT…L&S ignores the fact that she’s basically been home with the kids since last June. Since Shiloh’s birth Angie did a 2-day Vogue shoot, she worked on AMH for a whole 6 weeks - excluding weekends!, 1 day on MJPP business in Cambodia, she did 4 days worth of PR for TGS, she did 2 1-day and 1 3-day UNHCR trips. I count about 40 days worth of work in the last 290-300 days. Whew! No wonder she needs a vacay! Uh…but I guess their weekends off in India, pleasure trips to VN, Cambodia, Costa Rica, Panama, and the USVI while Brad worked…tough life, huh?)

7. “She’s not talking to her Dad” - That’s right…L&S says Brad wants the kids to know their grandpappy, but Angie refuses to reconcile with the Sperm Donor. (Sidebar of my own: My advice to Brad? Get over it…she knows how worthless her father is better than you do.)

8. “She’s still talking to her exes” - L&S is back to riding this old nag - Angie chats with BBT, JLM and Colin, but doesn’t want Brad talking to X. The infamous “Pitt family insider” says, “Brad feels it’s unfair.” (Sidebar of my own: This deserves another, “B#tch, please”. Brad is no more interested in speaking to X than I am. Actually…I may be more interested in talking to X than Brad is. After all, I’m dying to know if that chin is real or if it’s an implant.)

9. “Angie does get along with his mom” - Another well-worn nag - Jane adored X “and still does”, she’s “horrified” that Angie keeps adopting urchins, and she worries that Angie isn’t paying enough attention to the rug rats she already has. (Sidebar of my own: If I were Jane Pitt I’d go over the L&S office and kick some ass. She’s got to be sick of them continually insinuating her into their lies. If Jane’s worried about her arthritic knee, she has no cause to worry. Squashing roaches won’t cause her any pain at all.)

- Star: Story - “Is It Over? Angie Walks Out On Brad - And Dumps The Kids!” After I read this story it wasn’t hard to see why American Media relieved Bonnie Fuller of her duties as Ed-in-Chief. They were looking for a leader who could go out there and do some hard-hitting investigative reporting…not a bad fiction writer. And doggonit, if I do say so myself, Carol whatever-the-hell-her-name-is, is going to take the Star to new heights…of absurdity. This week Star has Angie creating a brouhaha at the Warner Brothers on-site daycare facility. And never mind those darned silly denials from Cindy G. that Angie hasn’t taken the kids to the Warner’s facilities since the O13 shoot wrapped. Still…

- According to the Star - just days after returning from VN with Pax Angie walked out on the family and flew to Chicago to start work on her new flick, “Wanted”. Star has learned - no claims of exclusivity it seems, but then again, NE has the exact same quotes - that even though Angie said she was going to do the stay-at-home mom thing, she’s actually dropping the tots off a the Warner Brothers studio-run daycare facility - even though she’d be at home in LA. (Sidebar: This isn’t true, but even if it was, is it now a crime for a woman to send her kids to daycare? If so, all you women out there with kiddies in daycare…say hello to your new roomie “Big Betty, Queen **** of Cell Block C”.)

- The Star says Angie is also headed off to Prague and after that she has 2 other films she’s signed on to do and friends are worried that her absence will have a negative affect on Pax, the other kids - and most importantly, Brad. (Sidebar: Uh…I would’ve thought the concerns of a 3 y.o., in a foreign land, who speaks no English, would trump those of a 43 y.o. multi-millionaire who not only speaks English, but is supposed to be taking care of the 3 y.o….but…could just be my ass that thinks that way…)

- According to Star’s PAID SOURCE, “I’m also sure Brad has tried to tell Angelina to put the brakes on. With the death of her mother, worrying about the children and adding another, plus her work for the U.N. traveling to impoverished places, he’s got to be worried she’s going to crack under the strain.” (Sidebar: Hmm…their source is “sure” Brad’s worried…but they didn’t actually talk to him…so in other words…Star’s source don’t know Jack.)

- The PAID SOURCE also says friends are worried about the relationship cracking under the strain as well. “This may be too much for Brad. He fell in love with a hot, sexy woman with one son, and now they’re a family of six. Stay-at-home- mom? Ha! At some point Brad may say, ‘I’ve had enough. This is not what I signed up for.’” (Sidebar: Gee…Carole what’s-her-face threw that new investigative reporting bent right out the window, didn’t she? What happened to, “We want a soccer team.” THAT is what they have quoted Brad as saying at least 10 different times since his Babel interviews last fall. How sad is it when you’re too lazy to even research your own archives?)

- Star says that while Angelina is used to “living in her personal hurricane”, poor Pax isn’t and he’s having a rough time making the transition to orphan from an “impoverished place” (love using their own words!) to son of the mega-rich and famous in an LA “mansion” to being dropped off at the studio daycare center - and that’s all exacerbated by “his new mom’s seeming inability to focus”. (Sidebar: Let’s see…because the folks at Star can’t walk and chew gum at the same time, that means no one can? It’s called “multi-tasking” @ssholes and hundreds of millions of women do it billions of times every day!)

- Furthermore, Star says Maddox is feelings the stress - as you know Star previously reported, Mad’s sick of traveling the world and staying in exotic locales - and now he’s having problems dealing with the added “stress and strain” of his new bro. Star’s SHRINXPERT, who does not, never has and never will treat the J-Ps, says, “there could be temper tantrums or sly, sneaky behavior like pinching the baby. Five-year-olds are capable of deviousness, and children are wired to be possessive of their parents.” (Sidebar: Lemme see if I can get this straight - now they have Maddox is physically abusing “the baby”, by which I can only assume they mean BioBaby, aka Shiloh, because he’s stressed with Pax’s existence? Does that mean he also pinched Z when BioBaby made her appearance? And have these losers seen pictures of Mad with BioBaby? Or heard Angie say Mad thinks of BioBaby as his personal plaything? Call Lavely & Singer, Brad…I think you’ve got a great case for libel here.)

- According to Star, it appears, “sadly” as if Brad and Angie are leaving it to other to deal with the burgeoning sibling rivalry between Mad and Pax. Despite having full-time nannies and “millions of dollars to pay for private schools”, Angie has been taking the 3 older kids to the $931/mo. daycare facility on the Warner Bros. lot. According to their FICTIONAL PAID INSIDER at the school, “Zahara is in the toddler section. Pax and Maddox are in the pre-school age classes. Pax is only three years old, but the instructors put him in the four-year-old class to help him assimilate.” (Sidebar: The kid doesn’t speak English, so what does it matter which class he does his “assimilating” in? Oh snap…I know why…because the 3-year-old class would be the two-year-olds…ergo, there’d be no Mad/Pax sibling rivalry for Star to pimp! God…I’m so dense sometimes!)

- Star goes on to say that according to their PAID INSIDER it’s this kind of preferential treatment - bumping Pax up a class - is what has the other ‘rents ticked off. “There is a waiting list to get your child in, and most parents wait an average of two years for an opening. And here’s Angelina just breezing in with her kids.!” (Sidebar: Two things - First, how does the Star know Angie hasn’t been on the waiting list for 2 years? Did the Star’s mighty investigative minds think to ask the school officials? After all…Angie did have Mad 2 years ago. Secondly, here’s how business works - I have an employee who I pay $20MIL for 4 months work…his work has the potential of making me $500MIL. I also have an employee who I pay $30,000 PER YEAR in salary, plus lay out another $10,000+ in benefits, to empty my office trash can. His or her work doesn’t have the potential to earn me anything other a clean trash can. Now…both of these employees have children they want to put in my daycare facility. Now, who’s kid is getting in the facility first? Discuss amongst yourselves and get back to me.)

- Star’s PAID SOURCE says that Angie started using the facility for Maddox last year when Brad was filming O13 and now she uses it “like an as-needed drop-off service”. According to the source Angie generally drops the kids off, “around 10 a.m. and picking them up at 2 p.m.” (Sidebar: Hmm…interesting how Star didn’t have a problem with the kids being at the daycare last summer when they reported on how cute it was that BRAD WAS BRINGING MAD AND Z TO WORK WITH HIM, BECAUSE THEY CRIED WHEN HE LEFT HOME IN THE MORNINGS, AND LEAVING THEM AT THE DAYCARE, then popping by throughout the time they were there to check on them. Note…BRAD was the one who took them to the daycare last summer, not Angie, but now it’s Angie’s fault because their kids are taking up places at the daycare? That whole “investigative reporting” thing just ain’t working out for the Star, is it?)

- Star’s PAID SOURCE further says that Angie’s use of the “company subsidized” daycare has other studio employees/parents “incensed”, “Single mothers who work at the studio and have a normal 9-to-5 job need the day-care facility for its convenience and cost. But because Angelina’s kids have taken up three spaces, other kids can’t get into the program. I’d hate to think Angelina is just using the center as a babysitter while she waltzes around town doing errands and lunching with movie producers.” (Sidebar: “Single mothers”…uh, does Warner’s not allow their married parents to use the facility? If not, then I think Lucy’s got some ’splainin’ to do! Star’s worried about Angie using the facility, but SHE’S a “single mother”!)

- Oh yeah…by-the-by…Star says Angie’s rep, Geyer Kosinski, denies this piece of sh#t story. “ANGELINA HAS NOT WORKED SINCE LAST FALL. [SHE] CARES FOR THE CHILDREN ALONG WITH BRAD EVERY DAY.” Star’s other sources also say that Angie is committing to giving her children the normal “everyday social lives” they need “despite the hurdles her fame brings”. For instance, when in NO, Maddox went to a regular school and Brad and Angie made a point of walking around “the ravaged city” just like everyone else, with very little security. (Sidebar: Uh…this would be the paragraph that fulfills Star’s criteria of 1% truth for their articles.)

- According to Star, Angie’s dedication to children all over the world is well-known, but it now looks like she’s set to adopt yet another orphan from an “impoverished country”. (Star LUVS that word, don’t they?) They quote Angie as having said earlier this year that she wanted to “balance the races” in their family so that there’s “another African person in the house for Zahara [and] another Asian person in the house for Mad.” Since adopting Pax took care of the “Asian person”, the NOTW now reports that Angie is set to adopt a 1-year-old girl from Chad. (Sidebar: Mmmm…now here’s an interesting investigative technique - quote other tabloids but forget all the things your own rag has printed in the past that contradict your current story. I’m pretty sure that defies the known laws off GOOD investigative journalism.)

- According to the NOTW article Angie has her “heart set on a young refugee” she met visiting the Oure Cassoni orphanage in Chad during her recent UNHCR trip to visit Darfur refugees. NOTW says that someone from Angie’s “entourage” confirmed this, “Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara won’t feel alienated as the only black face in their family.” (Sidebar: BBBWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Totally fcuking ridiculous. One, what “entourage” would that be? NOTW and STAR both printed that Angie travels alone on her UNHCR missions and MEETS the UNHCR photog on-site. Two, Chad has no laws in place allowing international adoptions. Angie has already stated that she would never take a child away from a country that doesn’t legally allow international adoptions. Three, the child is a citizen of Sudan, not Chad, therefore Chad has no domain over the adoption. And last, but not least, you cannot adopt refugee children. I found all of this stuff out on the internet and through an e-mail buddy - props to Gitane - who’s looking into international adoptions for herself. If I can find it out, then how come Star’s crack team of TRAINED investigative journalists can’t?)

- In honor of Bill Murray, Star next asks…but what about Pax? With Angie traveling for movies and possibly planning another adoption and Brad finishing work on CCOBB then promoting O13 and AOJJ…where does poor old Pax fit in? Once again, Angie’s manager, Geyer Kosinski tells Star to mind their own damned business and quit pretending concern for Pax because Angie will have plenty of time for the tyke, “Angelina worked a total of 35 days last year and is currently scheduled to work 40 days this year.”

- BUT, says, Star…a friend - they don’t specify who’s friend so I guess it’s the new EIC’s friend - questions the timing of Pax’s adoption, “It did seem curious that they chose this time to bring another child into the fold when their professional lives are so busy. They really throw caution to the wind in that regard.” (Sidebar: Note to Star - Here’s how adoption works. You apply to adopt a kid. IF you make the grade, and let’s get serious, none of you people ever would, then you are referred a child. You may accept or deny the referred child and ask for another one. Now here’s the interesting thing…IT’S ON THE TIMETABLE OF THE ORPHANAGE…NOT YOUR’S! See, how simple that is? They tell you, “You can pick up the kid on __________.” And you take your ass over there to get the kid or you tell them, “Nah, I can’t come then…I’ve got sh#t to do.” At which point they doubt your sincerity in wanting children…because the little buggers are nothing if not inconvenient…and you get no more referrals and legitimate adoption agencies note this information in your file and other legitimate agencies are less likely to take you seriously in the future…no matter how many Benjamins you flutter in their faces…and you don’t get any kids. See…the timing isn’t so “curious” after all. Dipsh#ts.)

- Curious, indeed, says the Star. Yet another supposed “friend” of Brad & Angie’s tells the Star - exclusively, I’m sure - Pax “May not be having the best adjustment” to both his new sibs and America. “Pax still seems to be under the impression that he’s going back to Vietnam. Angelina tries to tell him, that this is home, but he shakes his head ‘no’.” (Sidebar: The kid’s only been here a week, you twits! Of course he’s having trouble adjusting!)

- Star trots out their PAID SHRINXPERT, the author of some dumb book nobody’s ever read, and she says that at this early stage in Pax’s transition to his new life, Angie “has to make sure that she is foremost in the child’s mind, instead of a caretaker or a nanny. In the case of sickness or an injury, even though it may be slight, the parent should be the one to nurture or comfort the child.” If Angie’s not there when Pax needs her, “he’s at risk of not having a secure attachment in his home. He could have problems becoming integrated into an American way of life and be at risk to have emotional problems.” (Sidebar: Ooookay…kinda jumpin’ ahead of themselves, aren’t they? Let’s just say we slow the fcuk down and let the kid stub his toe in the dark on the way to the bathroom first before you have him on a grassy knoll looking waiting for Dubya to drive by in an open motorcade, huh? On the other hand…I can see the headlines now, “Dubya gunned down by child who’s age equals Dubya’s IQ”.)

- Unfortunately for the J-Ps, Pax is not the only kid in the house having problems adjusting. That’s right, Star’s PAID SOURCE says poor widdle Mad might just be having a hard time adjusting to the fact that he’s no longer the only male child in the family, “Maddox is clinging to Brad all the more. I think there’s some insecurity there with the little guy that he’s not the number-one boy in Brad’s life any longer.” (Sidebar: Pffft! B#tch, please. Mad knows he’s irreplaceable in Brad’s heart. No Mad, no Angie. Don’t think Brad don’t recognize!)

- While Mad may be worried about his place in the family, Star says their PAID SOURCES say Brad & Angie are determined to do everything possible to reassure Mad that he’s still da bomb. But…with their upcoming workloads it would seem as though they won’t have much time to spend with him. Star’s source says Brad recently had a “heart-to-heart” with his mother about the effects of Angie’s busy schedule on their family, “Brad’s mom was telling him over the phone that Maddox has to go to school. And how can they expect Pax to fit in if his parents won’t be together all the time. Brad knows this - all he said was ‘I know, I know.’” (Sidebar: Sooo…call me stupid, but why is Brad getting off scott-free? They’re his kids, too. Why should Angie have to be the one to stay home? Brad’s the one who said he wanted a soccer team. Father’s need to spend time with their kids and bond, too, so I say Star needs to get the fcuk off Angie’s back and get on Brad’s! Women all around the world are cringing at Star’s idiotic insinuation thought that the father is just there to pay the bills and tell the woman what SHE should be doing. Uh…if this is way the ball bounces…I think this must be why I’m single…and childless…)

- Star says, Brad knows what needs to be done…but does Angie? If they can’t agree on the care of the kids or organize their work schedules better, then their relationship could be headed for disaster. Star’s next SHRINXPERT says, “This is only the beginning of their problems. Brad and Angelina have four children, and it looks like she’s flying off and leaving him with the kids. Not only does it seem like she isn’t keeping her part of the bargain, but she’s now burdening Brad.” (Sidebar: Star WAS nice enough to say that their SHRINXPERT DOES NOT treat Brad & Angie…so…I say to her…STFU if you don’t know what you’re talking about. Business must be bad if you’re selling opinions to the Star…and based on the one you’ve proffered here, I think I know WHY business is slow!)

- Oh yeah…Star says Brad’s rep denies Maddox is having any problems with the adoption…but Star’s not going to let that stop them from writing whatever the hell they want…the truth be damned!

- Star goes on to say that so far Brad seems to be taking all the drama “in stride” and their PAID SOURCE says, “I think for Brad and Angelina, things are always subject to change. They make up the rules of their lives on the fly, and they’re always revising their plans. There’s no doubt that all their children are going to be loved and provided for, but how that works out logistically is another matter.” (Sidebar: Star closes with their usual “everything’s fine in BAMZSPland but we got mags to move” summation. They do this sh#t every week - here’s Brad & Angie’s big drama this week…then close by saying everything’s fine for now, but just you watch out…one day it’s not gonna be fine and at that point we’re gonna say, “See…we tried to tell ya!” I think that’s called “hedging your bets”. Or in PT parlance - they’re full of sh#t.)

- Sidebar: “Is Maddox Mad At Pax?” - Star says according to their PAID SOUCE, who’s close to the J-Ps, Mad is understandably having difficulties adjusting…then trot out a SHRINXPERT, who they claim is a Beverly Hills psychologist who treats children of celebs…just NOT the J-P kids!. The SHRINXPERT says the good feelings about Pax’s adoption may be short-lived, especially for Mad, “The five-year-old isn’t going to love this three-year-old ‘intruder’. It’s going to mean a tremendous loss of attention.” Add in all the moving Maddox has done in his young life and “the boy could end up losing predictability. All of a sudden he practically has a twin to share everything with. And moving is traumatic as well.” Sooooo…what should Brad and Angie do to cheer up the little bugger? “I would recommend several months of nothing but playing with the children. If [the parents] are often out of town, it could seriously mar the children.” (Sidebar of my own: I don’t know what F-list celeb is taking their kids to see this woman, but…word of advice for ya….SSSSTTOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!! She obviously doesn’t bother to get the full story before handing out advice…so, save yourself $200 bucks an hour…b#tch got her psych degree from that art institute that makes you draw the donkey as your admissions test.)

- Sidebar: “Pax’s Mom: I want To See My Son!” (Sidebar of my own: I want the Star to cease publication…but I got a bad feeling neither of us are going to get what we want.) Anyhoo…Star says that the “reportedly heroin-addicted mother” of Pax is heartbroken at giving him away. She tells the Star, “in a tearful interview” - “I want to see my son again.” Pax’s mother, Pham Thu Dung, says she did not give her consent to the adoption and knew nothing about it until stories appeared in the VN newspapers. “I saw his face in the newspapers, and I couldn’t recognize him. He was a stranger to me.” Star says Pax was “whisked” out of the orphanage after the grandparents signed the adoption papers releasing him, but the mother says she won’t try to extort, er, get money from Brad and Angie or ask for his return. “My dream is that one day he will come back to visit and call me mother. But it’s only a dream. He is better off with the movie star. I wasn’t able to take care of my own baby.” (Sidebar of my own: Right…you weren’t able to take care of your own baby…you abandoned his little ass and ran out on the bill…so why the fcuk am I having to read about you whining about not knowing your own kid’s face and not being able to see him or hear him call you “mommy”? You need to STFU and sit your ass down someplace…preferably someplace where the Star can’t find you for another insipid, whiny interview in the years ahead.)

- Sidebar: “The 4 Reasons Preschool Parents Want Angie’s Kids Kicked Out!”

1. “When her kids are in day care, there are signs up that read ‘No cell phone zone’. Angie is worried that some parents will snap pictures.” (Sidebar of my own: Somehow I doubt the parents pay this much heed. There’s also a sign that says, “No lying to tabloid reporters.” but we see how well the parents follow that rule.)

2. “If your child has a birthday party at the center when Angelina’s kids are in town, only a day-care employee can take photos.”…so says Star’s PAID SOURCE. (Sidebar of my own: Okay…how dumb is this quote? “If Angelina’s kids are in town” means the LA area. If they meant at the daycare that they don’t go to in the first place…it’s still stupid!)

3. “When Angelina is picking up her kids, other parents can’t leave their vehicles until Angelina is inside the facility.”…says the PAID SOURCE. (Sidebar of my own: Uh…if Angie’s kids are only there until 2pm…and the other parents work 9-to-5, as Star huffed earlier…then this is a non-issue. The parents are at work when Angie is picking up her kids, ergo, they should be AT WORK and not at the daycare!)

4. “Parents are instructed not to look at or talk to Angelina.” (Sidebar: Well, really…this is for their own good. Lesser mortals have been blinded looking at the gorgeousity that is Angelina Jolie. And these poor slobs DO have to work. I don’t think they’ll get workman’s comp because they got blinded gazing upon the fair Angelina. On the other hand…these same people DON’T want to look at X…the word “Gorgon” is frequently overheard from the frightened crowd running away…

5. Parents are afraid cameras will be barred from their kids’ June graduation. The Star’s PAID SOURCE says, “Th

#298 Dirty Denise Says:

No..Denise I don’t blame Brad ..not one bit. LOL

And both of their fathers pimped out their baby pictures.
What nice parents they both have.
Give them a few years.
They’ll be partying around like Paris and Nichole.

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Passing Through Says: April 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 pm - flag comment

Thank you so much for the tab report PT, the tabs are so full of bullshit, do anybody believe this crap that they write, oh yes the haters, cause they would believe anything.

LMFAO oh PT, you sidebars are cracking me up, love love them, lady, you are the best :)

Passing Through, You have just taken Cliniqua” title as the most verbous and pompous poster here.
Sure I can scroll but my scrolling finger now has CTS

Thanks for the tab report PT. I especially like this part about US WEAkLY lying and other tabs copying them. Too Funny!!!!

“Is it illegal to plagiarize fiction that’s presented as truth? Cuz…I wouldn’t think so. How exactly does Janice Min tell the lawyer to defend that, “Look…I know we lied…but dammit…they’re stealing our lies! I want justice!”)

PT-
:lol: :lol: :lol: , thank you

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CLINIQUA Says:

April 22nd, 2007 at 12:47 am - flag comment

I presume you’re also sending a critical private e-mail to Passing Through who does the tab reports on a weekly basis and discusses them “ad nauseum” as you put it, OR….is your criticism just reserved for me?!

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I don’t know what the hell is going on around here…but what the hell have I got to do with it? I haven’t even been on here other than a quick post for a good 2 weeks. Don’t drag me into this disagreement with Indie. Indie did send me an e-mail about the proposed tabloid boycott, but only to let me know my name had been brought up. Obviously I didn’t knock myself out getting on here to respond…but…leave me and my tabloid report out of it.

Y’all can boycott the tabs if you want, I just don’t think it’s going to do you much good to boycott the sponsors if you’re not buying the tabs or their sponsors’ products in the first place…and then tell them as much. Have you seen the ads in these stupid rags? I mean, how many rapid-weight loss products does a woman need? Unless you’re Anna Nicole Smith you’re smart enough not to take them all at the same damned time! And if you’re taking the rapid weight loss products…then why would you need the thigh-thinning anti-cellulite cream? I gotta admit, though, that the easy-electrolosis hair-removal systems do make sense if you’re got a little mustache problem or maybe some hairs sticking out of a mole on your chin…but other than that, I can’t think why anyone would be buying any of the products that advertise in the tabs anyway.

PT is also taking a poll. She’s asking 100 JJ readers - Does any at OK! have an IQ above 50?)

my answer…..those hacks are worst than mentally retarded so they have an IQ of 10…..they think people are stupid and just willing to be feed with garbage….maybe some idiots but not the fans….true fans of this couple and their family know when they are being manipulated to buy their dirty smut… :(