Fri, 11 May 2007 at 12:30 pm
Jessica Simpson is a Balloon Babe
Jesssica Simpson dresses in gorgeous gowns in vibrant reds and blues while holding big bunches of balloons during a nautical-themed photo shoot Wednesday at NYC’s Coney Island in Brooklyn.
The 26-year-old songbird also posed with an “officer and a gentleman” as well as other other sailors and soldiers for the photo shoot.
25+ pictures inside of Jessica Simpson at Coney Island…








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48 Comments
wow.. she’s still funny looking.
I am sorry but she look’s like a man-*****…
hey it blocked it man w-h-o-r-e!
Jessica looks very different lately, 4 one thing, i think she uses 2 much i mean 2 much make up/s, she looks like a hoochi, i’ll say it again her bazookas are humungous as in humungous ewwww
Jessica also looks like a transvestite/transgender, know what i mean? bahahahha
She looks odd, in the gold dress it looks like she doesn’t have a waist. She has got a very manly arms and shoulders.
It will be interesting to see the finished pictures, how much photo shopping they will use to thin her down.
Why? Why do people want her for a photo shoot? All of those outfits are tacky/awful!
I hope this isn’t for a fashion magazine.Probably Papa Joe.
Something’s off about Jess’s face ..cant pin point it..lips or her nose..she looks different..maybe even older on the last pic..
Jessica what have u done girl? u look horrible, n please please fix ur “bazookas” don’t like them hehe
So sick of this girl…and her twin sisters.
Ugly dresses, ugly shoes.
I think the red dress looks good on her……
Iam so glad Nick is away from this chick, she looks like her dad in drag!
Tranny!!!!!
She looks like the old Ashlee, haha!!! She kills me when she stresses she’s the ‘natural beauty’ trying to undermine Ash’s recent surgeries. Well, I hope you read this blog Jess because you are NO NATURAL BEAUTY! She be shooting her lips to hell, and botoxing herself to oblivion when she should be shaving off that beak of nose of hers! She was never a BEAUTY, before Ashlee’s surgery nor will she ever be a NATURAL BEAUTY, she needs to follow in her sister’s footsteps and get that long awaited nosejob, because she is in dire need of it, or she can kiss her dwindling career GOOD BYE!!
She looks fake.
Is Jessica trying to look like Nick’s girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo? What ever she is doing… just stop already!
You dumbasses checking jessica, I’m checkin’the guy who’s sitting on the bench next to her, damn he’s fine …
the end product of this photoshoot will be a slim and beautiful jessica (photoshop big time!!)
Wow!! She looks great. No wonder so many women are jealous.
Great pics! It’s been a long time since I have seen pictures of how a women should look. She has curves and not straight as a board like the normal hollywood actresses and models.
Is she on steroids? It’s like her juggs, her chin, nose and shoulders are all getting bigger.
She does look bigger everywhere. She looks awful.
Isn’t that blue dress the same one she wore to the Costume Instisture Gala? But it’s blue not gold beads.
And Nicole Richie did the exact same photoshoot like a year ago. Well a bunch of people have done the same premise, but I remember hers - ballons, a gown, and a beach.
^Institute* — I can’t spell
Lisa Simpson is bettre looking than this biish.
Glad she finally got fat. She looks like she’s wearing a gold Ding Dong wrapper. Nice fat belly, legs, and out-of-shape arms.
how low are you people ranking on jess when she is as beautiful and natural and also she looks great in those two gowns in the pictures and how are you saying shes fat when she is noway fat maybe you should all look in the mirror at yourselves
anyone else think she’s starting to look like fergie?
I’m sorry. Yuk. She’s not photogenic.
Wow, that gold dress looks like a mumu! Look at photo#12. Looks like she has no clue. I hope that isn’t a fur coat.
God! Id love to see pics of you people!!! Jess still looks good!
she looks like her dad … and thats not good
You guys are kidding me.. right? She is beautiful and I would LOVE to see the people that are writing these comments about her. I can see saying that you don’t find her attractive but you people are OUT THERE. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE! Feels safe out there hiding behind your computer screen, doesn’t it? Why don’t you try doing something REAL. Maybe you would gain enough self respect that you wouldn’t have to belittle everyone else.
I think Jessica is trying to adopt a Rita Hayworth look but she just looks like a cheap tart.
she used to be pretty. now she really doesn’t look good. it’s not only that she got fat… there’s something odd about her lately. i think the hair also doesn’t help.
i’m sorry but this girl is not beautiful at all!!!!!
SHE IS SUPER FUG…AND I SWEAR SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!!!!
i just want to say i read all the neg.things you guys and girls said and i just wanted to say jess is beautiful.you are probably fat and ugly and in no way compare to her so your just hatin!im not saying shes the best thing since sliced bread but i know when i go in public i see a bunch of fatass’s with like 5 kids so yall get real.No Im not perfect either!yes i did type yall and yes i do know better.So hit the gym fat ass and put down the soda and the candybars!
She is beautiful but has no style whatsoever so doing this photoshoot(wich is for Harpers Bazaar magazine)is worng on many,many levels.
Everything about this photoshoot looks REALLY tacky. Jess just can’t do the vintage glamour that Scarlett or others can pull off. She just comes across as a poor man’s wannabe glamourpuss.
She looks like a tranny, she really should lose some weight and she if that help.
She is so fat, look at the picture with her in the short dress woo she’s fat could she be pregnant??????????? maybe her and John Mayer are expecting.
Is it just me or do I spy a bump in most of the pics? Perhaps her change in look is she’s picked up some weight, but she deffo needs to lay of the selftan, use to be such a pretty one, and now? Looks like a man , she use to look so soft, now its buckets of make up.Sorry hun - but more natural is the key forward!
No more JS, please!!!!
love these pics!
-c
I think she looks better, more like a real woman, and far healthier, does anyone think that she might be pregnant?
She hasn’t experienced failure in her movie ‘career’ yet?????? Bwahhhhhhhh!!! That’s a good one.
she is soooo beautiful. for her to be able to get me to pleasure my self without her being naked means she has stunning look. women take one look at her and her beauty causes so much envy and jealousy among them. She is the lust of men and the burning jealousy of women. Her beauty gives pleasure to men and makes women drawn in the boiling waters of envy and jealousy.
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