If Brad Pitt Cannes, So Cannes You

The kids are absolutely adorable. The dad is super fine and the mom is crazy hot.
Love love love the Jolie-Pitts!

#177 PHIL ANTHROPIST…Is this a quote from an article? If so, it is perfectly worded and says exactly how we feel. I am so glad to read it! I suspect it is in response to a probably fabricated but still annoying “quote” from an Aniston “friend”, who said X thinks they are such a “joke.”

PHILANTHROPIST has always been very articulate, and her posts are such a pleasure to read.

So little Shiloh is going to be one in ten days. Here are a few photos of the little one. Enjoy.

http://pics.livejournal.com/pittimpressions/pic/000r913g

hello cover

BAMZS

http://pics.livejournal.com/pittimpressions/pic/009482e2

NOLA

So Janice Min is busily rebranding Us Weekly as free of the cover story bait’n’switch tactics of other magazines. And on the one hand that’s ridic, but on the other hand, sometimes she really has a point. “Brad and Angelina Threesome… SEXY ROMP with Victoria’s Secret Model—The truth!” screams this week’s Star cover. Let us save you $3.49 and a precious, un-get-backable five minutes of your life by revealing “the truth,” per the article inside.

Doesn’t it sound hot and/or absurd?

“Seriously sexy Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova was the filling in a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie cannoli, according to a scandalous new report.
But wait!
At a recent clothing fitting, Karolina [Kurkova] was reportedly “giddy, like a schoolgirl” when talking about her supposedly torrid time with Brad and Angie, a fashion insider claims in Australia’s New Idea magazine. However, the claims stand in stark opposition to what really happened: that such a threesome never occurred and that Karolina says she never even met the couple.
The rest of the article is about how even if a threesome didn’t happen, it so totally could have, or still might at some point in the future! **** this noise. I am actually switching to In Touch. —Emily

I have to conclude that both Brad and Jen consider each a FREE person the minute divorce papers were filed which was 3/25/2005.

1) According to Aniston, she considers one is free and can do whatever she/he wants when the divorce papers was filed. Judging from this VF interview which was done in June 2005.

……. But it’s not my life,” she says. “He makes his choices. He can do—whatever. We’re divorced, and you can see why.”

2) If you go back and look at those pictures, during the separation period , Brad still wore the wedding ring as can be seen on Jen’s birthday party. But Jen took off her ring even during the separation period.

3) When Jen filed the divorce paper on 3/25/05, pictures show that Brad’s ring is gone.

4) Brad also bought the house in Malibu in 4/2005, and also moved out of the house.

5) In the video with Diane Sawyer aired in May, 2005, Brad did NOT have a ring in his ring finger. Instead, we see a ring with a “cut out ” shape in his middle finger.

US mag is playing on the mini van’s IGNORANCE.

it’s obvious when we get the new pix of him with Zahara and Pax the tabloids must be talking some kind of mess.

Gorgeous trio

got the OK MAG.der all good news.on the cover says,SAVE 1.80,COMPARED TO US WEEKLY!LOLZ.if der story are always positive in this family,ill buy a dozen to pissed off the freakin janice miniac!

got the OK MAG.der all good news.on the cover says,SAVE 1.80,COMPARED TO US WEEKLY!LOLZ.if der story are always positive in this family,ill buy a dozen to pissed off the freakin janice miniac!
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Don’t be a tease! do a recap of the article please :D

#202Marty405=In Internet terminology, a troll is someone who intentionally posts derogatory or otherwise inflammatory messages about sensitive topics in an established online community such as an online discussion forum to bait users into responding., where mischief is caused in order to ensure chaos is spread