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Jessica Simpson Eats Cannes Lunch

Jessica Simpson Eats Cannes Lunch

Jessica Simpson dines out in the Juan Les Pins neighborhood of France on Saturday to lunch with manager daddy Joe and BFF hairdresser Ken Paves.

All eyes are on Jessica after calling it quits with musician John Mayer on Friday. The singer “slash” actress in town at for The Cannes Film Festival to promote her forthcoming flick Major Movie Star.

Jessica, 26, looked smiley as ever and did stop to sign autographs and say hello to her French fans.

15+ pictures inside of the Simpson Cannes lunch…

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55 Comments

# 1
tanique33 @ 05/20/2007 at 9:32 am

“slash” actress really made me laugh. thanks jared. i’m baffled that studios keep putting money behind her movies. the idea of her at cannes with a movie is ridiculous.

# 2
[Fug Face [You]] @ 05/20/2007 at 9:40 am

lmao. she shouldnt even be there.

# 3

She is so out of place at Cannes. It should be a place for “real” actors and not just hangers-on, trying to get their picture taken. (Her daddy is a master at drumming up the publicity.)
Of all the celebrities out there, she baffles me the most - HOW on earth did she get so famous?? Marginal talent at best, and her looks are something you’d see at the suburban malls - cheap, tacky and overdone, with marginal bone structure. Also - no matter how slim she gets, she still has the shortest, stumpiest legs - my four year old daughter has longer legs. UGHHH - please GO AWAY, JESSICA!

# 4
joe's a genius @ 05/20/2007 at 9:55 am

One must admitt that Joe Simpson is a genius to take two OK looking non talented daughters and generate actual money producing careers for them. Neither daughter can sing, but they get record deals, and Jessica gets to play act in movies.

# 5

Jessica Simpson at Cannes with a movie? What is happening to the world???

She doesn’t belong at Cannes, she belongs in a rundown stripclub doing the Can-Can! (lol sorry lame joke!)

# 6
[Fug Face [You]] @ 05/20/2007 at 10:11 am

I think this whole breakup thing is a tactic by the brilliant masterminded pimp - Joe Simpson. He just wants one of his little cash-cows to get more publicity while at Cannes.

# 7

Fug Face I agree with you. How can two people break up and they still call each other and text message each other like crazy! When people break up and call each that’s a good chance they’re going to reunite. I don’t like Jessica but I hope they are not over.

# 8
d list actress @ 05/20/2007 at 10:25 am

She does not have a movie opening at Cannes. She is just there to PROMOTE a movie that will be coming out. Go look at pictures of Cannes . There are always women posing for cameras as a way to promote their movie.

Once again Jessica has no idea what sexy is. She just looks like a porn star not Marilyn Monore. But I guess her father thinks if she is showing off those double D’s than she is doing it right. LOL.

Bring Back the sweet sexy Jessica NOT this thing.

# 9

3 words phrases ?

what the fcuk?

out of place

does not belong

so very delusional

not an actress

What else? Help!

Her leg was so ugly, short and stumpy. the big boob was outrageously disproportion to her body. I agree with # 4, her dad was a genius.

I can’t stand her. Y’all are right, she shouldn’t even be there. I have to say, though, as much as I don’t like her, she looks pretty in Pic #7. But the othre pics………….not so much. I guess in that specific picture, the lighting was good or something. :P

angelinammm @ 05/20/2007 at 11:01 am

“joe’s a genius Says:
May 20th, 2007 at 9:55 am - flag comment

One must admitt that Joe Simpson is a genius to take two OK looking non talented daughters and generate actual money producing careers for them. Neither daughter can sing, but they get record deals, and Jessica gets to play act in movies.”

:)

btw nice dress

Not a cute dress at all.

Now her hair, skin , and sunglasses match! Plus she added those ugly extensions! What a joke! She has no shame. Ugh.

you are all haters jess looks great so stop being jealous also glad to see her hair is lighter also and why isnt anyone ragging on kid rock who is a musician so I guess he doesnt belong their either right and also the other people that are their!!!

That dress is awful on her. Can someone please get this girl a bra? And that hair, don’t even get me started on that hair. She needs to dump Ken Paves, because her hair looks so nasty.

bee,

kid rock is an excellent musician who has performed adequately in several films….jessica simpson, not so much.

does she look in the mirror and go: “do i look like a cow that hasn’t been milked yet? great!!” and then saunters out the door?!

[punk royal] @ 05/20/2007 at 12:10 pm

For all those who love and miss Fug ‘n’ Jugs don’t worry as soon as Cannes is over they’ll get ‘back together’.

I am so glad she decided to go back to blonde, and grow her hair and nails out a little bit. You’re looking good Jessica, keep it up!

noone knows her outside the US. so i have no idea what she is doing in cannes.
probably just walking around just in case someone will take her pictures.

Juan-les-Pins is a town in the south of France, not a neighborhood…it is seperate from Cannes but nearby.

She looks horrible. Just when I think she can’t look worse she does.

does her dad pay this much attention to ashlee?

I also wanted to add, her “breaking up” with John and then dying her hair (who the hell dyes their hair while they are attending a film festival???) are all part of her publicity stunt. She wants people to talk about her.

WHY DOES JESSICA KEEP UP WITH THE “SEX BOMB” LOOK WHEN SHE’S NO LONGER GOT THE BOD FOR IT? SHE JUST LOOKS DESPERATE AS IF NO ONE WILL NOTICE SHE’S PUT ON THE 15 LBS ON THAT STUBBY FRAME. THE OVER FLOWING TITS JUST MAKE HER LOOK HEAVIER. I WOULDN’T DO HER UNLESS ASHLEY WAS THERE TOO.

ew ew ew ew ew she is so sick. I agree with all of you who really hate her. She is so fake now. I think the reason her and nick broke up was because he wanted to settle down have kids and just have a peaceful life. but she wanted to go out and get ‘famous’.

i love jessica…she’s amazing at what she does and i think she looks amazing. those with no lives on here are those who sit arou8nd and judge others who they don’t even know because their own lives are not worth mentioning at all

she looks amazing

[punk royal] @ 05/20/2007 at 1:21 pm

Post # [27]’s pimp-daddy Joe Simpson himself. He likes to sign online every now and then - go on blogs and defend his cash-cows ~daughters~ JJ, I mean Joe.. you are a true dad/manager.

she has a decent movie to show case @ cannes?

A trashy huge balloon.

wow, i’m baffled at the amount of people that have nothing better to do than criticize a person they dont even know… !!??? short stumpy legs??? better be short and have a curvy body (like jessica’s) than to be tall, have no butt and no boobs… SHE’S A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! i would love to see what you all look like, i’m not a fan but if i were a man, i would find her pretty…

p.s and what is up with North America being skinny obssessed???? women without a butt and breasts might as well grow a mustache and dress like a man….in my opinion
you all talk bad about the girl because she’s attractive and you probably arent… and who made you the judge of who should or shouldnt be in Cannes??

still baffled , envy, the green eyed monster is very present in these comments

Stella

Only one I’ve seen that promotes a movie BEFORE it comes out or even starts filming. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!!!

Sandbitch @ 05/20/2007 at 1:54 pm

The only way to fix that chemically abused head is with Britney’s clippers. Awful frock too - doesn’t fit and the fabric looks like grandma’s curtains.

Talk about someone who doens’t belong.

Is she on STEROIDS???and whats up with the LIP INJECTIONS???BALDING IN THE FRONT MAYBE???HAIR COLOR IS AWFUL.SHE LOOKS A MESS.THE BREASTS LOOK LIKE THEIR NOT SUPPORTED,SAGGIN.AND SHE needs better EXTENTIONS!SHE CANT ACT!THE NOSE WHATS going on with it? it looks strange.

Keeping it REAL @ 05/20/2007 at 3:49 pm

You people are really ridiculouws, Jessica Simpson is a beutiful woman with class! I guess she is getting such bad reviews from you idiots because she is not like the other bimbos out there doing what the rest of hollywood it girls do to get press. No real man would dare say he would not f Jess! And you jealous women…stop hating! Did you all wait til you were married before you gave it up? Men were you your wife’s first? Probably not so give her the respect that she deserves!

well..i hope she only got salad for lunch.
LOL

No Audrey Hepburn had class , Natalie Portman is a woman with class … Jessica Simpson looks just ****** (remember the video clip bikini + car … oh yes , so elegant !! )

HOTTEST COUPLE EVER @ 05/20/2007 at 4:41 pm

She looks alot better than some other golden haired, no talent , sit-com actress whose face I am happy to say has not been seen much lately.

[punk royal] @ 05/20/2007 at 5:00 pm

41 you got a big dcik in your mouth and we all know who it belongs to. move on loser.

Jessica looked so much better before getting the recent breast implants - bad mistake, her boobs were a great size and natural. I hope Ashlee doesn’t make that mistake with her chest, the nose was enough. John Mayer didn’t seem happy in photos taken with Jessica, their split comes as no big surprise.

Jessica looks GORJESS! I cant wait for this movie as well as her new movie BLONDE AMBITION thats coming out this year because luke wilson is in it!!

gizmatage @ 05/20/2007 at 7:26 pm

All I want to say is — she is NOT an “actor” — she has no biz being Cannes or in a movie period. I don’t care how she looks or what, just please don’t ruin a movie!

That thing look hideous, look at those ugly legs, omg she is so fat, a real tranny.
She and John Mayer are faking this break up, he wants to sell more tickets for his
and she hopes to get attention this week end they have secretly leak this to tabs for weeks
now. They have become desperate publicity whores. John just really lost himself, I will
never go to his concert again.

She looks reallyyy fat

bee, it’s called a run-on sentence. get to know how to fix it.

jessica’s going to be getting offers from slimfast pretty soon.

hating stupid people @ 05/21/2007 at 2:40 am

Is anyone here richer and more famous than Jessica? I’ll bet no one is! LOL so back off! You haters are just jealous, with nothing better to do than bash people. Jessica is gorgeous, and whether she decides to make movies or not is none of your business. If you don’t like her movies, so don’t watch! It’s as simple as that, haha, how pathetic.

Jessica is a joke, always was, always will be. Nobody is jealous of her, she’s orange with nasty looking hair! I bet most of the girls here look 100 times better than this tranny.

Jessica is a big joke and JM has become a big joke as well. With each day that past she is transforming more and more into a tranny, this chick has very ugly legs and shes over weight, so glad my gf is not that big. She is evidence that JM is gay thats why he is attracted to her. She is as close to a man as he can get and still be welcomed by the Media, at least he thought.

Drag queen comes to mind when I see pictures of her. very YUCK!
I agree that Jessica will start getting calls from slimfast or trimmstar what every
the name of that company Anna Nicole delt with. I would not go see any movies by
her.

People are just plain sick of her. She should take the hint and go into hiding at least for awhile.

Cannes isn’t as b4 anymore…that’s sad…

jessica is so efing ugly and fake she doesnt even know how to talk right yet she gets paid all that money FOR WHAT THE EF I DONT KNOW

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