Ocean’s 13 Cast @ Cannes

what’s with the hair? hot…but what’s with it?

Thre guys, three hotties..
Thanks Jared.
Can’t wait for more pictures..

Why GC so looks thin?

second!!!

the boys are back in town and hotter than ever!

more please!

a million dollar smile

Gawd, if I read one more comment on how skinny AJ is I think I will scream. Just kidding. ::) :):) There are so many threads I can’t remember where I read it, but someone mentioned that she had long arms, big hands, and skinny legs and that if they could replace x’s body with AJ’s head then she would be beautiful. Holy sh@t Batman, with all of these supposed body defects Angie is always on a most beautiful, most sexy, most wanted, most desired lists and always ranked in the top 5, 10 to 15. On the other hand x doesn’t even make most lists. So apparently her legs, arms and hands don’t matter to those who truly know beauty. I go to the gym three days a week for two hours each day working my @ss off to get thin. No I am not fat, but ten pounds would serve me well. Americans are the fattest people in the world. So someone who is not fat is considered odd.

African Girl, I just came from LaineyGossip. I don’t think you want to read about your man GC and his doings at Cannes. He is to say the least not being faithful to you and your love. I don’t know how to make a frowning face. But believe me if I could I would give me a good tongue lashing. Pun intended. :):):) Peace

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George looks old.

I miss Brad’s spiky hair

The guys look good though

Lainey mention that George in real life (she saw him yesterday) was very thin.

Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work
TUESDAY MAY 22, 2007

“I’m working this summer. I’m in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months,” Jolie said Tuesday while promoting A Mighty Heart at the Cannes Film Festival. “And then I take a year off.”>/b>

Asked if the time off will be for her family, she replied: “Yes.”

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20039712,00.html

So:

in Prague for a few months - that’s the “Wanted” shooting

then two months off - that’s Brad’s “Burn After Reading” shooting which starts in August/September

then I work for two months - that’s the Clint Eastwood film Angie will star in, shooting starts in November

then I take a year off “for her family” - that’s the new biological baby!

:lol: I speak excellent Angielish :lol:

i notice dat the loonies are not so united.there are clicks.just like angee an brad itt think there better than a certain incredible lady.some talk but will purposelly ignore other so called good posters.like the dont have a life mrmrssmith who types all day an think she is better than new posters or other new loonies, i see a divide among loonies.

I found these two on a bp thread and that poster was right I was excluded to.

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Gussie Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 1:01 pm - flag comment

Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work
TUESDAY MAY 22, 2007

“I’m working this summer. I’m in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months,” Jolie said Tuesday while promoting A Mighty Heart at the Cannes Film Festival. “And then I take a year off.”>/b>

Asked if the time off will be for her family, she replied: “Yes.”

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20039712,00.html

So:

in Prague for a few months - that’s the “Wanted” shooting

then two months off - that’s Brad’s “Burn After Reading” shooting which starts in August/September

then I work for two months - that’s the Clint Eastwood film Angie will star in, shooting starts in November

then I take a year off “for her family” - that’s the new biological baby!

:lol: I speak excellent Angielish :lol:

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Lol! Couldn’t have said it better myself; that is exactly what I was thinking. She’ll be pregnant by end of year early next and will atleast adopt one more child, no doubt from Africa, a continent that she, Brad and Mad love and where they chose to adopt and birth their daughters.

Holy smokes, more threads this morning. JJ has been working HARD for tha money!

Ocean’s 13 is the eye candy film of Cannes. I like everyone in that cast even the supporting players, that includes Bernie Mac who is not nearly as funny as he could be. I love the inside jokes in this film because I actually get them.

Love the suave, cool manly looks. Say good by to that tosseled in the front w/spikes little boy look. UGH!!!

Everyone should go by George’s villa in Lake Como after Cannes to just chill & relax.

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LOOKY Says:

its so apparent i feel sorry fore you new in between new jp fans theres a click going on, just read the threads andd see how some of you just may not be in the click, theres a im better than you ive been here longer rift, you new jps so sorry for yal maybe i can offer you advice on how to try an fit in.everone should be welcome here new or old.i feel bad for yal im a mom and aunt.

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Click!? Click!? Oh, yeah, loony… you mean the Hello poll. Thanks for reminding us.

Hey, guys, do not forget to give Brad your click:

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/mostattractiveman/month/index.html

TO FRIENDS,

Thank you very much for the concern you have shown for my health. Until yesterday morning, I was afraid of finding out something very serious. Thank God, everything was fine. My doctor thinks that I have migraine, maybe after what I have been through in January which affected me deeply. Anyway, I am fine, thanks all of you.

On the other hand, someone got into my e-mail address. As if this is not enough, a friend from JJ who has my email address informed me that soemone has been using my nickname Mediterranean as if it’s me on some threads; showing off, swearing, insulting kind of things. During my painful days I didn’t care less about these stupid people. After all, I have a private hater(s), how nice, isn’t it? But they do forget one thing, with this technology, it is possible to track down anybody.

I come to JJ to share my love for the Jolie-Pitts and have some fun. But some people have serious problem inside of them and they are here unfortunately.

Tomorrow, my daughter and I are going to Antibes. Do you think that I shall be lucky enough? :)

#668 who says those artikles are true???may all be made up. rejected and accuse because you ask a simple question.

I think Angelina will be doing the Clint Eastwood movie.Anyone who is a fan of Eastwood knows one thing,he SHOOTS FAST.He never takes more than 6-8 weeks to shoot a movie.He shoot Million Dollor baby in like 40-45 days.Angelina stated during her press for TGS that she didn’t plan on shooting movies that took more than 7 weeks.Also who would turn down the chance to work with CLINT EASTWOOD?This man has made award winning films.Brad and George are looking good!BTW George has always been a skinny man.Has anyone ever seen Out of Sight?He has a shirtless scene in that movie.He was skinny then,but he looks good though.

Does that mean angie won’t be doing Atlas shrugged i was looking forward to her doing that.

Seen it?? I am obsessed with Out of Sight!! Love love love that movie :) Soderbergh, Clooney and Cheadle togeether are a hit! And a cameo by Sam in the end is awesome :) Can’t wait to see AJ in an Eastwood directed pic. Love him as a director :)

Does that mean angie won’t be doing Atlas shrugged i was looking forward to her doing that.
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Atlas is still in the script review part with no director attached, that movie will take awhile to develop.

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Mediterranean Says:

Medi, get well soon. Migraine is a killer. Switching to Turkish: sinus boslugunun buyuk oldugu insanlarda migren daha cok oluyor. kriz basladiginda bir tatli kasigi bal, sicak havlu, karanlik bir odanin faydasini cok gordum, bir de cok iyi bir gunes gozlugu bulundur yaninda, akdeniz’in gunesi cok parlak gelebiliyor, ozellikle gun ortasinda. iyi bak kendine.
~curly

Jared, you’re killing me! ;)) I bet you are having a lot of fun watching us tripping all over the place with all these threads. LOL!!!

Matt looks good! George does look skinny and I think it makes him look older, but he’s still hot!

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What the F are you doing here then?? Oh that’s right, you’re one of the 3 or 4 headed green eyed monsters, that is like a very spoiled brat. Told not to do something, but will do it anyway, just to see how far he/she can push his/her parents. You know the cure for that right?? IGNORE!!!

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susan Says:

May 22nd, 2007 at 1:07 pm - flag comment
then I work for two months - that’s the Clint Eastwood film Angie will star in, shooting starts in November

then I take a year off “for her family” - that’s the new biological baby!
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Is she doing the eastwood movie for sure? and november? I don’t think so, Brad starts filming State of Play in November.

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“State of Play” is far behind Clint’s “Changeling” in pre-production. Then, as The Real Lou says, Clint shoots fast. Take or add two weeks to the above schedule and Brad’s State fits nicely after Angie’s Changeling. As for confirmation that Angie is doing it, of course the cast has not yet been officially announced, but the source is very reliable… Variety announced the thing and it is a trade paper, they are usually right.

“It’s impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying.”
Jennifer Aniston

“I want to be loved, happy and not settle for something less than we all deserve.”
Jennifer Aniston

One hour to the Dafur pics! Did Jerry confirmed he sold the pics inside the party to people?

AVOID TO REPLY TO ANY X TROLL PEOPLE!

Someone is posting old interviews! lets’ guess who
1. Paid troll from Huvane
2. Paid troll from L&S
3. Janice Min intern
4. Some fat cow from FF

Jennifer Aniston
For Om-girl Aniston, 38, the benefits of yoga go beyond just a toned bod. “I’ve had everything from deep laughter to deep sadness, where I was crying through moves,” she told Self magazine. “It’s good to get that stuff out. You feel like you’re having a therapy session, a workout and a meditation at the same time._”One of People’s Mag.most Beautiful.

Me ‘ave die and go heaven!!!! I….I…..

from the prev thread, thanks malibumom

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malibumom Says:
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I don’t get to post much anymore, but I surely thought some of the deluded X-file groupies would have relented. What is it going to take? Look, let me see if I can help you ppl understand. Shiloh is a baby right? She poops right? Well, when Shiloh poops in her diaper and her dad is the one who is changing her, he works really fast and hard to get rid of the poop because it not only stinks to high heaven, but it is absolutely worthless. He doesn’t talk about it, he doesn’t save pictures of it, he doesn’t cry over it or feel sorry that it is gone. Well, consider his relationship with Aniston on the same level as the poop. It is worthless, it is gone, it needed to be disposed of as soon as possible. There is nothing else to talk about. Was it worth something at one time. Yes. Sure it was. Just like the food that Shiloh eats or milk that she drinks was worth something at one time. But it evolved into something else that was repulsive to both of them so they disposed of it. End of story.

Now, for those of you who still insist on bringing out the x-files, there is a very special program for you called Hooked on Phonics. I heard it does wonders for children and adults. Perhaps you should try it. While you are at it try Barney and the Teletubbies-they used to come on PBS. Maybe if you watch a few episodes you can start to understand.

from the prev thread, thanks malibumom

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malibumom Says:
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I don’t get to post much anymore, but I surely thought some of the deluded X-file groupies would have relented. What is it going to take? Look, let me see if I can help you ppl understand. Shiloh is a baby right? She poops right? Well, when Shiloh poops in her diaper and her dad is the one who is changing her, he works really fast and hard to get rid of the poop because it not only stinks to high heaven, but it is absolutely worthless. He doesn’t talk about it, he doesn’t save pictures of it, he doesn’t cry over it or feel sorry that it is gone. Well, consider his relationship with Aniston on the same level as the poop. It is worthless, it is gone, it needed to be disposed of as soon as possible. There is nothing else to talk about. Was it worth something at one time. Yes. Sure it was. Just like the food that Shiloh eats or milk that she drinks was worth something at one time. But it evolved into something else that was repulsive to both of them so they disposed of it. End of story.

Now, for those of you who still insist on bringing out the x-files, there is a very special program for you called Hooked on Phonics. I heard it does wonders for children and adults. Perhaps you should try it. While you are at it try Barney and the Teletubbies-they used to come on PBS. Maybe if you watch a few episodes you can start to understand.

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LMAO !!!

Anyone know if Rica will ever update her fan fic?

At the du Cap

Last night, having cocktails at Hotel du Cap on terrace, an Oceans 13 dinner was going on next door at Eden Roc without Brad and Angelina who were at The Might Heart gala. But George Clooney, Don Cheadle, Matt Damon with Luciana, Andy Garcia, the super rich producers I’m too hung over to name… all of them present, and all of them spilled over back to the du Cap bar just after midnight. Things start late in Cannes.

Was headed to the loo when I spotted Daniel Craig first. Wearing a tux and shorter than I remembered. Saw him at Oscars, from that distance he had some height. But at this distance, like literally half a metre away, not so much. But still…Bond looks quivering in a tux. And very fair. Almost grey though distinguished and a lot of stubble. Girlfriend hovering, hovering all night, almost always by his side.

Just behind Daniel, Andy Garcia in another group laughing, chatting, then making his way over to chat with Bai Ling who was talking up some rich dudes I didn’t recognise and not flashing her nipple. I couldn’t believe it.

But the marquee arrival – all of a sudden George Clooney appears, holding hands with a very tan, very leggy, very tall generic blonde. He leads her to the corner of the terrace which just happens to be right next to us followed by his bodyguards and more powerful producers and proceeds to hold court there for the next hour and half. I could hear his voice in the background the entire evening.

George? SO beautiful. Like… SO beautiful. Tanned naturally, light striped button-down shirt with khakis and very, very thin. Dylan called it scrawny. But again…unbelievably handsome in an Old Hollywood way. Had his hair combed and parted to the side. Now that I think about it actually, he and Brad had the same ‘do last night. Little grown up boy. QUIVER!!!

The blonde was definitely an accessory. Picture him leaning against the terrace, back to the ocean, she kept one arm draped around him, once in a while he would stroke it, once in a while they’d have a private whisper, then he’d go back to his boy’s club conversation with the men and she’d stand there smiling vacantly…can you see it?

She had a friend with her. An attractive brunette who appeared to be assigned to any man not George. High end sleaze, that’s what I call it. But that’s how they roll, the rich and famous especially in Cannes. Besides, as shameful as this sounds, as degrading as this sounds, I would have traded places with her in a second. Seriously, George Clooney is so f&cking hot, he has just flown up to the top of the Freebie Five. Will update it when I can walk a straight line.

Needless to say, everyone wanted a piece of George’s fraternity. At one point, Angelina’s assistant Holly came down to shake a few hands. We thought they were en route, especially since that bodyguard – you know that dude who throttled some pappy in India? – he came down to do a sweep, to check out if the situation was safe for the Pitts.

Unfortunately, there were way too many people for his liking. Either that or they were too tired and went back to their kids. Because they didn’t show…which was kind of a relief. I don’t think I could have maintained my cool…

Besides, we had enough to keep us occupied.

Particularly Daniel Craig in jeans. He changed clothing. Tux was gone replaced by plain white tee shirt and jeans and EVERYTHING was bulging. Arms were bulging, abs were defined, quads were popping out… I was sitting next to a gay man, he could barely control himself. Nor could I.

Daniel and girl made their way over to pay respects to George. At one point, while squeezing past, he touched my back to slide my chair over.

They were drinking Grey Goose straight – Daniel pouring into glasses, passing all around. Like I said, it had a very fraternity feel to it, everyone was in great spirits, a lot of laughing. George has a great laugh. And everyone thinks what he says is funny. It’s kind of nauseating in that private member’s club kind of way, you know what I mean?

And then he left. Hand in hand with the girl and a bodyguard, down the steps into what I can only describe as the palm tree garden, joking all the while with his minder and hand always tucked into hers. But my smutty sense was tingling. Just a feeling. That he’s one of those guys who prefers no hassle, no drama…like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. She was Julia Roberts, you get where I’m going? That’s exactly what I think it was. I think.

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NO! Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 1:53 pm - flag comment

it’s funny how the haters are totally loosing their ****, I’m ******* loving it. I have the feeling that will get very nice pics from the chairty party tonight. awwww
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Is the charity thing tonight? I thought it was after the o13 premiere .

And then he left. Hand in hand with the girl and a bodyguard, down the steps into what I can only describe as the palm tree garden, joking all the while with his minder and hand always tucked into hers. But my smutty sense was tingling. Just a feeling. That he’s one of those guys who prefers no hassle, no drama…like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. She was Julia Roberts, you get where I’m going? That’s exactly what I think it was. I think.
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Is she trying to say George hired a hooker as his date? Lmao

This time last year, Brad was sporting a mohawk and you all want to complain about this haircut?!!

Come on!!! ;)

“I’m gonna live my life,” Jolie continues. “There are gonna be times when people wanna try to attack me and I don’t know why, but they will. And that’s okay. … There are other things I’m more concerned about. My kids are healthy. I have a lot I want to do in this world. …I wanna do a lot of things as a woman, as a mom, and – and that’s my focus.”

dina #1 Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:56 pm - flag comment
African Girl, I just came from LaineyGossip. I don’t think you want to read about your man GC and his doings at Cannes. He is to say the least not being faithful to you and your love. I don’t know how to make a frowning face. But believe me if I could I would give me a good tongue lashing. Pun intended. :):) Peace
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Lol….and Lainey wants us to believe she’s an expert on the ins and outs of Hollywood. Bah! Alright, here’s the deal….GC and I don’t want the whole world in our business, that why I suggested he take the very young, very tan, very leggy, very tall blond haired model to Cannes. Yes, yes…that’s it, it was my idea and as you can imagine, he resisted at first….I mean the poor guy won’t hear of it especially when I told him to kiss her, stroke her arm and basically keep his eye on her at every turn. He was appalled but you know me….I was able to convinced him and I’m glad he took it to heart.

PT not one word. I mean it.

Yes JEN is all natural those are just rumors about her she looks the same as always and angee is the one who had cheek implants lip injections and 3 nose jobs.Jen believes in keeping it real.

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from mm Says:

May 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm - flag comment
from the prev thread, thanks malibumom

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malibumom Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 1:19 pm - flag comment

I don’t get to post much anymore, but I surely thought some of the deluded X-file groupies would have relented. What is it going to take? Look, let me see if I can help you ppl understand. Shiloh is a baby right? She poops right? Well, when Shiloh poops in her diaper and her dad is the one who is changing her, he works really fast and hard to get rid of the poop because it not only stinks to high heaven, but it is absolutely worthless. He doesn’t talk about it, he doesn’t save pictures of it, he doesn’t cry over it or feel sorry that it is gone. Well, consider his relationship with Aniston on the same level as the poop. It is worthless, it is gone, it needed to be disposed of as soon as possible. There is nothing else to talk about. Was it worth something at one time. Yes. Sure it was. Just like the food that Shiloh eats or milk that she drinks was worth something at one time. But it evolved into something else that was repulsive to both of them so they disposed of it. End of story.

Now, for those of you who still insist on bringing out the x-files, there is a very special program for you called Hooked on Phonics. I heard it does wonders for children and adults. Perhaps you should try it. While you are at it try Barney and the Teletubbies-they used to come on PBS. Maybe if you watch a few episodes you can start to understand.

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ROTFLMAO….an apt metaphor. Bravo to you Mmom.

BRB

Gussie..love your logic…I think you are right. I do hope you are right.

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Gussie Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 2:19 pm - flag comment

desiccated…

Definition please

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Definition
desiccated
adjective
1 dried:
100g of desiccated (= dried and broken into small pieces) coconut

2 DISAPPROVING not interesting or completely lacking in imagination:
All the party seems to have to offer is the same desiccated old ideas.

desiccation
noun [U] SPECIALIZED
the process of becoming completely dried

(…)

(AKA - a bit of a dried old prune)

NEW THREAD

whwn is the charity gala?

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Gussie Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm - flag comment

I heard that…..

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African Girl Says:

LOL!! Girl, you are way too kind and understanding. hehehehe!!

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malibumom Says:

Brilliant!!! There is another book I would like to recommend to those who just cannot for cyin’ out loud let go. It’s called “Who Moved My Cheese”, by Spencer Johnson. Small thin book, in big type font. You can read in less than an hour, even a 2nd grader can ace it. Absolutely a must to help y’all move on. :)

WOW! George is looking good! Talk about a man who looks younger than his age,lol. He is hot.
Brad and Matt, happily married men that they are, look quite happy to be hanging out with “the guys” again. I know, I know…Brad & Angie aren’t technically married, but you guys know what I mean. They all look like they are having a good time together, can’t wait to see their press interviews for O13!

Brad and George have awesome camaraderie on the big screen. You just know that they genuinely like each other. Brad has his forever in Angie while George seems to be content playing the field. George deserves someone better than the one suggested by george seems…

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dina #1 Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:07 pm - flag comment
Oh Dina, I know but what can you do? It’s the price that comes with being with THE MOST ELIGIBLE MAN in town. I know the game and how it’s played and I play it well. See what really matters is he comes home to me….wait are you snickering?

I remember reading sometime ago that George Clooney was sick and got hospitalized, not sure what anymore. But evidently, it was serious enough — he had a concussion and was unconscious for a day or two. Can anyone remember that? I hope, he is not sick again. He is very private person, lives in a quiet villa, in a quiet, protective Italian town, and we may not know if he has been ill again.

Where is Brad’s family? What day was this?

Just a hunch, but I think the “blonde” with George is the new woman that he is said to be dating. Her name is Jennifer Aguero. She is a 28 year old model who is a single mom with two boys.

I LIKE SEEN BRAD WITH HIS FRIENDS HAVING A GOOD TIME.