Thu, 24 May 2007 at 4:14 pm

Mary-Kate Olsen Joins Cast of Weeds

Mary-Kate Olsen will play devout Christian in the upcoming season of Showtime series Weeds.
Ellen Barkin got fug.
Lindsay Lohan writhes on the floor with no panties.
Jessica Simpson will hypnotize you.
Sarah Jessica Parker launches her Bitten clothing line.
Kate Hudson’s abs don’t look like that.
Howard Stern was close to suicide.
These Borat books will sell like hotcakes.
Celebrities bring suspenders back from detention.
Nicole Richie highlights the erogenous zone on The Simple Life (video).
Fan to Jessica Simpson: “Once You Go Black…” (Video)
Love Doc to Cameron Diaz: You’re Going Through Break-Up Grief
Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck got into a shouting match on The View yesterday when an argument over the war in Iraq turned personal. Rosie called Elisabeth a coward for not standing up for her when media outlets suggested that she’d called U.S. troops “terrorists” during a previous debate. Elisabeth fired back: “Do not call me a coward, because No. 1, I sit here every single day, open my heart and tell people what I believe.” Later in a posting on her blog, Rosie wrote: “a split screen, new heights, or lows, depending on who u ask.” Rosie also said she wouldn’t be on the show today because of wife Kelli Carpenter’s birthday. Video here.
Natalie Portman guests in Paul McCartney’s music video. Behind-the-scenes video here.
John Mayer was spotted entering Jessica Simpson’s hotel room at 2 a.m. Tuesday and the pair checked out together at noon.
Michael Jackson will get $10 million for attending the 25th birthday party of Brunei’s Prince Azim, according to Britain’s Daily Mirror.
Rumor has it Candy Spelling may become a gossip columnist.