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Beyonce Checks Up On It

Beyonce Checks Up On It

Beyonce spent a beautiful sunny day with her boyfriend Jay-Z at their Villa near Monaco.

She strutted around the pool in a lime-green bikini while checking her email.

The two seemed to be enjoying each other’s company. Later on in the day, they went shopping to cool off further.

Beyonce will re-start her world tour in Marseilles on May 29.

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BEYONCE IS A FAT COW

Why are all American women so darn overweight? What is wrong with you people? Is the food the only thing you live for and the only thing you do all day is eat? I’m confused.

Beyonce is now singing in Madrid 26 May, not starting in Marseille……. VIVA ESPAÑA!

[Fug Face You] @ 05/26/2007 at 3:42 pm

euro chicks are dirty, super skinny smuts with poor hygiene. Fcuk food, they eat co`ck all day.

I would rather take a ‘overweight’ american female over a skinny euro chick who enjoys good ole nonstop golden-showers.

Fug Face you’re just jealous because you’re all fat and can’t get laid.

I love Beyonce’s upper body, not her legs. She’s a naturally thick-legged woman.

Black women who are too fat… Jennifer Hudson, Jordin, Alicia Keyes… and Beyonce when she has a kid.

If you want to see the ideal black female form, watch past episodes of Soul Train. That’s lean toned musculature covered with skin and therefore shapely. Those women are not jiggly. Flat, narrow waists and shapely, strong legs, tight butts. They’re curvy with weight in all the right places.

[Fug Face You] @ 05/26/2007 at 9:51 pm

EuroChic, how many times were you shagged today?

fffffat beyounce ya no it @ 05/26/2007 at 10:06 pm

firstly women come in all shapes and sizes has nothing to do with being a race theres big butts whites and flat butts latinos and african americans so what you say makes no sense.second the goldenshower comment is disgusting and vulgar.thirdly she looks fat.plain fact to me b.looks over weight by at least 40-50 lbs.too skinny is not the way to go but neither is 40-50 lbs over weight either.lastly jen a. looks masuline but her body is alrite nothin to brag on.but b. is a fat chick she looks it to me chunky in swimsuit and her shorts.

[Fug Face You] @ 05/26/2007 at 10:43 pm

I see alot of jealous white girls, pissed off because black women are better than them.

She’s not quite overweight, but a little pudgy–B needs to lay off her favorite Popeye’s chicken. 15-20 lb wt loss would make her thin.

say what??? @ 05/27/2007 at 9:05 am

# 59 | fffffat beyounce ya no it @ 05.26.2007 10:06 pm

firstly women come in all shapes and sizes has nothing to do with being a race theres big butts whites and flat butts latinos and african americans so what you say makes no sense
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uh, no. u r wrong. a black man or woman with a flat butt is the EXCEPTION, not the rule. in all the other races, you find flatter booties to be the norm. black men and women have a definite unique body type. I guess God designed us to survive in the harsher climate of Africa. We physically look stronger.

dont think so @ 05/27/2007 at 11:05 am

dont think so, women really do come in all shapes an sizes theres harsh climates throughout the world everywhere hot/cold ect..people are people different body types are part of it of all colors doesnt make a difference black white, latinos, asians.Myths jmo.genes baby genes.

rachael green @ 05/27/2007 at 11:09 am

Sorry but she is a little chunky,her stomach luks tubby not a 6 pack.The thighs are way too heavy.And her booty is too heavy.Her weave is like those old country singers.Its UNBEWEAVEABLE!

Again, I pose this question: Marilyn Monroe was a size 14 her entire professional life.

No woman, arguabley, represents sexuality adn male desire like Marilyn Monroe. Still to this day, no woman compares to the iconic way she still defines sexuality and beauty.

So are we saying Marilyn Monroe was too fat?

Watch Seven Year Itch Again - that Marilyn was beyond comprehension bautiful.

What we think of women’s body types has a lot to do with what is going on in the times.

During the 80’s when AIDS was on the rise, women were obsessed with not looking thin.

Nowadays, as most American women are overweight and America has become the consumerist supersize nation that we are - we champion the waif again.

The media and image industries always champion what the majority of women don’t look like. It’s the old advertising trick: hype what most women don’t have and they will buy your product because they have a dream of being what they are not.

Since most American women are not overweight, than they skinny skinny girl is being championed as the thing to look like.

I was just in Barcelona a few weeks ago and there is hardly an obesity problem there - then again, Spain does not have the economic resources that Americans have. Americans have more so they spend more and eat more.

Now back to Marilyn Monroe - what is fascinatin g about her is that men to this day, some 50 years later, consider her body and iconic sexual one.

So in fact, on a primal level, no matter what is going on societally - I think men instinctually are attracted to an abundance of a woman’s parts that are specifically female - curvy breasts, curvy butts and just all around curves.

It is a primal thing. When we reject curvy women, those are more paranoid societal responses to what is going on in our world.

But at the end of the day, when the lights are out, very few men will turn down a curvy toned butt and luscious breasts. It is so distinctly different from what males have that it is in fact what makes men know they are physically with a woman.

No surprise, Marilyn Monroe became a huge start in post WW America where abundance was the key. So everything was bigger. The women were bigger and boobier, etc. Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn - they were a baby boomer’s dream of this new America of abundance - microwaves, big cars and curvy women.

Men love a curvy woman and that is why Beyonce ends up on every Hot List. Yeah, she is talented but men get off on her curves. Like it or not.

In another decade, who knows what beauty type we will herald.

I can say this I used to take classes at a Salsa school and hung out with lots of Latin men and as far as they are concerned, a thin non curvy butt or non booby girl was the worst thing.

So it is very much cultural too. If you go down to Brazil - men are obsessed with curves or Puerto Rico.

say what??? @ 05/27/2007 at 2:06 pm

u r funny Rachael Green
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people may be more alike under the skin, but if we were all physically alike, we would all look alike but we don’t. all peoples have similar and unique traits that they should feel good about.

caucasians are unique to have blue or green eyes on a regular basis. many are born blonde so their faces can handle blonde (dye hair) when they get older. generally smaller, slim features, but SOME have big noses and full lips (A Jolie).

asians are usually sml boned slender people. disagree? never met an overwt vietnamese or cambodian-could be tho. majority of asians have slanted eyes, but SOME have round eyes.

my school had many hispanics-my opinion jlo is not the norm. most of my friends had flatter butts unless “mixed” (sometimes puerto rican) or heavy.

black race is KNOWN for larger, “protruding” buttocks and thighs. slim ones also usually have a very distinctly round rear end. observe relay race athletes-so plain to see the strength. can look great in clothes if person is fit.

I mean really….Bey…where is your blackberry..your treo.
..why why have the Mac Baby near the water….you drippin on it….making me sick…its just too precious for all that….otherwise Bey has a slamnin’ body…don’t hate…I just wish she would stop weaving….and wear her glory like God gave it to her.
Jay Z is a lyrical beast….love ya Hov! Talented men are attractive….period.

If you see pictures of Beyonce as a child, and pics of her mother, she has always had long wavy longer hair.

She probably wears the weave because as Iman and many Black models have repeatedly said, the stress of doing their hair for every show and for evert movie role damaged the hair and so they wore weaves to lessen the tension on their hair.

My Black girlfriend has hair like a Goddess but she wears weaves to protect it because black hair tends to get fragile when it is exposed to much chemical and tension. Also saline and chemicals from the pool tends to be damaging to black hair when it is chemically treated so wearing a weave or extensions is a way to protect the hair. Anyway, this is what I’ve read and have been told. My niece is biracial and her mom (who is black) made sure to school me on these things. Now my mom, who knew nothing of black hair is well schooled and knows how to protect my niece’s hair as well/. My niece is going to be the next Halle Berry - you just watch - she’s gorgeous!

Besides, almost all Hollywood starlets wear weaves.

Interstingly enough, just came back from a day at LACMA the Los Angeles Museum of Art and there is a permanent collection there on the Goddesses of South Asian cultures.

All the Godesses were very curvy and voluptuous with curves and large breasts because these were culturally seen as signs of fertility and good health. It also hinted to sexuality which in order to be fertile a woman had to be obviously sexual enough to attract the opposite sex.

I was fascinated since I had posted on this very subject here to see these really voluptuous Hindu statues of women as symbols of abundance and fertility.

They were not thin in any way. They were extrememly curvy. Also these were statues used in Buddist and Hindi meditation and shrine building. So in essence, the celebration of a woman’s voluptuousness was seen as a road to getting to this reall zen like sense of the origins of life - a woman’s body.

My two cents!

Beyonce could be naked doing the nasty with G Dubya Bush and I’d still be noticing how dangerously close that Macbook is to the pool. That being said, I think she looks fine, don’t understand the critiscism, Beyonce is a great role model. She’s working hard for her money without being a careless, druggie twat.

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