Momgelina Drops Off the Kiddies at School

187 | Lady G @ 05.29.2007 1:22 pm
I guess Brad said bump that —- and he went for the butt, again!

http://pics.livejournal.com/pittimpression6/pic/000xfshc
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I love it. It seems so natural for the both of them. It is as if he doesn’t realize where his hand is and she isn’t phased by it, it is just natural. We have a lot of good things to look forward to. I’m sure Brad will be at the AMH state side premiers and hopefully Angie will be at the LA Ocean’s 13.

I’m gonna jump on the train from last week and say…

I think she’s pregnant again.

“After the premiere, the entire cast, including Brad and Angelina, hightailed it over to the restaurant Le Baoli for the official after party. Brad and Angelina walked into the party and immediately looked unhappy.

Angelina wanted a drink so she simply walked up to the bar and got it for herself, but co-star George Clooney wouldn’t have that so he reached over the bar and grabbed some ice and made Angelina a vodka tonic. She smiled and accepted but seconds after George left her, she left the drink on the bar and ordered a water.

“It was loud and smoky in there and Angelina was very uncomfortable. She kept pestering Brad, ‘Let’s go! Let’s go!’ and he finally convinced her to have one drink but then relented and took his wife home,” said a partygoer. “
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that story is from last week, BEFORE the video of the kiss surfaced the internet, the people who wrote it must feel like MORONS now.

Oh - and we ALL saw the pics of her and Maddox and Pax on Sunday at the zoo or something, right? Feeding the whales? Mom of the year, right?

THAT WAS SHILOH’S FIRST BIRTHDAY!

But she spend it with the better “adopted” children.

YOU PEOPLE ARE BLIND. SHE IS A MONSTER.

# 191 | cheesecake @ 05.29.2007 1:25 pm
Oh dear, I do see that you have to be foul-mouthed and ignorant to be a brangelina fan. All I can say is that if this is the mentality of her followers, god help the poor woman. Jennifer has more class in her tushie than this woman will ever have.
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Then take yourself over to the thread where YOU think the class act can be found.

Last week was probably very hard for you, if you truly believe what you wrote. Now JJ has provided an opportunity to write on a JA thread. Go over there, and share your ideas with other JA fans…

Hurry, though, cuz you don’t get many opportunities for blogging an a JA thread, as there has been such little news since the GLAAD award she bought, I mean was awarded.

yeah ok, now she finally can ride a normal size ****.

JELLO AND CHEESECAKE!

Jennifer Aniston has two, I REPEAT, TWO threads that Jared has put up for you who have had no thread about her for almost two months! Why don’t you FOOD PEOPLE shoo and go there instead of posting on the thread of a woman you purport to hate so much?

That goes for Chris too!

If we’re calling the cops on Cliniqua i guess we should tell them about 2kids2 and mmmmm too since they hate on angelina just as much as crazy Cliniqua hates Aniston.

Jo lee’s post:

Okay people. I’m getting out of fugiston’s thread.

Toodles.

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hi ida, how are you ?i am gonna headache, last week was sooo fun, we were happy with all the pics, The yellow so dominant spread all over the world, and now the short pants pics try so hard to spread all over the world, yikess, and still short pants is classy. what!!!

Don’t know if this has been posted.

Cannes Diary: Thumbs Up for Ocean’s Thirteen
TUESDAY MAY 29, 2007 07:50 AM EDT

By Leah Rozen

Pitt and Clooney in Cannes

Photo by: Richard Lewis / WireImage

For a festival celebrating its 60th year, the Cannes Film Festival proved mighty frisky. Sure, a handful of the 21 international titles in competition were dolorous arthouse tush-testers – but enough films pleased, entertained and touched a viewer that Cannes 2007 turned out to be memorable.

This year’s top prize, handed out on Sunday night as the 12-day festival in this resort town on the French Riviera ended, went to 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, an emotionally wrenching Romanian drama about a woman helping a friend seek an illegal abortion in the waning days of the Communist regime. It’s expected to open in the U.S. later this year or next.

Two American filmmakers won major prizes: Artist-turned-director Julian Schnabel was named best director for his French-language film, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. It’s a visually stunning drama based on a memoir by Jean-Dominique Bauby, a successful French magazine editor who, after suffering a massive stroke at age 43, could communicate only by blinking a single eyelid.

And director Gus Van Sant, a Cannes regular, took home a special prize for Paranoid Park, his wispy drama about a teenage skateboarding enthusiast who accidentally kills a man. The Cannes jury said it was awarding the prize for Van Sant’s total body of work.

Here’s my personal scorecard on movies either competing or premiering at the festival:

Winners:
• Ocean’s Thirteen: The third chapter in the George Clooney-Brad Pitt-Matt Damon caper series is fast, funny and über-cool, adding up to a crowd-pleasing bit of sleek fluff. It opens wide June 8.

• A Might Heart: Angelina Jolie peels away the glamour to give a controlled, moving performance in a documentary-like drama about Mariane Pearl, the wife of slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. It opens June 22.

• No Country For Old Men: Ethan and Joel Coen, the sibling directing duo behind Fargo, return to top form with a bittersweet crime drama based on a Cormac McCarthy novel. Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem star. It opens in November.

• Sicko: Director-provocateur Michael Moore (Fahrenheit 9/11) delivers another hugely entertaining documentary, this one targeting the ailing U.S. healthcare industry. Expect his film, due June 29, to jumpstart debate on the issue in the upcoming Presidential race.

Losers:
• Paranoid Park: Okay, so it won a prize. Big deal. As in his other recent films, Van Sant here focuses on a good-looking, mumbling youth dumber than a bag of hammers. He fails to make viewers understand why we should care about this kid.

• My Blueberry Nights: While as gorgeously lush as his previous arthouse hit, In the Mood for Love, Hong Kong-based director Wong Kar Wai’s first English language film suffers from a crushingly banal script. And singer Norah Jones proves a ho-hum leading lady. It also stars Jude Law, Natalie Portman and Rachel Weisz.

Title That Had Me Laughing Hardest:
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead: Can’t say I bothered to see this no-budget screamer from Troma Inc. (a production company specializing in cheapie exploitation films) but I sure do love the title.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20040468,00.html

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