Angelina Jolie: The Cradle of Life

5-star Barbancourt is some delicious rum! Care to share?

# 1577 | Jill @ 06.04.2007 12:26 am

LOL I feel stingy tonight. I will sip some for all BAMZS fans tonight.

By the way another film which Angelina is rumored to be in with Hugo Weaving is on IMDB. I know they can be unreliable but it just came from nowhere:

Confessions of an Action Star (2007)
2008 (Japan) more
Genre:Documentary / Comedy
Plot Outline:A mockumentary that follows the life of stripper-turned-action star Frank Sledge

http://imdb.com/title/tt1037715/

OK the rum is staring to kick in. Goodnight all. I bet there will be a birthday thread soon. It’s gonna be a busy week for Brad & his family.

Worth repeating!!!!

To all the fans, if you have time, please read the article. Like the post below mentioned, it exposed who/what kind human being Leslie Bennetts really is (you still remember the author of the infamouse Vanity Fair article of JA, the backstabbing weapon?)

It’s interesting to see all the motherf*ckers of America attracts by the passive aggressive b*tch. They are all pretty much the same.

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# 1399 | To Cliniqua @ 06.03.2007 7:04 pm
Thought you would enjoy reading about this. It’s about Leslie Bennetts. Heh. Doesn’t she remind you of someone else? It explains so much that this is the kind of woman that relates to Aniston and praises her.

http://www.mothertalkers.com/story/2007/5/31/175233/287

http://www.youtube.com/v/MB9V79L_KO0

Here is a sweet birthday video for Angelina.
Sorry if it has already been posted.

Birthday Greetings to the Fabulous Angelina
Jolie ~ may your ‘STAR’ shine forever..cheers!

# 1493 | Juno @ 06.03.2007 9:55 pm
# 1433 | Passing Through @ 06.03.2007 8:36 pm

Why in the hell does everyone and their dog have a hard on for Angie’s veins? Brad’s veins stand out like that, too and I don’t hear people b#tching about his veins! Speaking as someone who regularly has the phlebotomist half a dozen times before successfully tapping a vein…let me just say, Angie’s prominent veins are a phlebotomists wet dream.

***Hahahaha!!!! LOL PT! Where Angie’s prominent veins are a phlebotomists wet dream, I am a phlebotomist’s nightmare!! Yeah, I wish my veins in my arm be a bit more prominent, because I am the one who put up a lot of pain and trial and error before they find one. This is hilarious, but trust me I cringe everytime I need to have lab work done.

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I hear ya. Ditto for me. Long story short - one time I was in the hospital for 4 days after surgery. My veins are deep and they can never find them. By the time I left the hospital they had resorted to putting the IV needle in the vein on the top of my foot and drawing blood from a veign on the back of my hand. On the morning of day 5 the phlebotomist came to draw blood and nurse told her it wasn’t necessary because I was being release and the woman actually said, “Thank God.” I has bruises running the length of both forearms and on the back of my hands. I was glad to be released because I was just about to hurt the next person who came in to draw blood. So believe me…I’d love to have Angie’s prominent veins!

# 1515 | Star’s readers panel @ 06.03.2007 10:18 pm
ZAHARA TRAGEDY! A very worried Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are meeting with doctors, seeking help for their daughter Zahara, the African-born child they adopted. Star has learned that the two-year-old is suffering from a crippling condition–a side effect of the childhood disease, rickets - and may never be able to walk normally. Star has the heartbreaking inside story of Brad and Angie’s ordeal.

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This might be one of the stories in next weeks trashy Star Magazine.

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Star’s new EIC needs to stop reading the damned OuttaTouch. This is the 3rd story they’ve ripped off from OuttaTouch since Candace Trunzo took over from Bonnie Fuller 5 weeks ago. Almost 2 months ago OuttaTouch had a story about Angie being stressed out and said that one of the reasons was Z possibly needed corrective surgery because of bowed legs due to Ricketts. And now the Star has picked up on that? No wonder this wench was running the bottom-feeder Globe. They need to send her back there before she has Z seeing an African witch-doctor to cure the bow-legs…after which she’ll be abducted by aliens and sold to Xenu as a sacrifice…

Happy Birthday Angelina Jolie!
May God protect the Jolie-Pitts family from any harm.

April 19, 2007
Jon Voight: Angelina Jolie’s Father Knows Best

By Debbie Schlussel

Well, no wonder Angie Voight (that’s her real name) a/k/a Skankelina Jolie won’t speak to her father, actor Jon Voight. The dude is one of the only men in Hollywood who loves America and knows the threat we face in the war on terrorism. AND–horror of horrors!–he supports the Patriot Act and understands Hezbollah. Voight gets it. He gets that Islamism is like Third Reich Nazism. And for those, like me, who’ve followed his moves, he’s always been a strong supporter of Israel.
If only he could talk some sense into his severely misguided pro-Islamist daughter. Voight is enlightened, intelligent, and very classy.

G-D HELP US.SHE’S NOT ALL THAT, BUT REGARDLESS,LOOKS DON’T GIVE YOU A FREE PASS.

DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

April 19, 2007
Jon Voight: Angelina Jolie’s Father Knows Best

By

Well, no wonder Angie Voight (that’s her real name) a/k/a Skankelina Jolie won’t speak to her father, actor Jon Voight. The dude is one of the only men in Hollywood who loves America and knows the threat we face in the war on terrorism. AND–horror of horrors!–he supports the Patriot Act and understands Hezbollah. Voight gets it. He gets that Islamism is like Third Reich Nazism. And for those, like me, who’ve followed his moves, he’s always been a strong supporter of Israel.
If only he could talk some sense into his severely misguided pro-Islamist daughter. Voight is enlightened, intelligent, and very classy.
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WHAT ??OH,GOD THAT IS SO OFFENDING TO ME AS A MUSLIM!GOD FORGIVES ANGELINA’S FATHER!I’M CONFUSED BUT I WISH THAT SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE THE SAME THOUGHT!I’M VERY SORRY!!:(!AND I DON’t ACCEPT THAT ANY b**** AS
Debbie Schlussel OR VOIGHT WHOULD TALK THAT WAY ABOUT A VERY WIDESPREAD RELIGION,IN OUR RELIGION WWE BELIEVE IN ALL GOD’s RELIGIONS INCLUDIND CHRISTIAN ,JUISH….SO WE CAN NOT OFFEND ANY RELIGION SINCE WE ARE MUSLIMS!BUT THAT SEEMS VERY PATHETIC…ufff!

This is only a tabloid garbage story by a stupid reporter a nobody.and a troll trying to annoy us.Disregard.Its a false story.angie loves everyone!Disregard!we all do.NEW THREAD!!FRESH ONE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

#1595 pay no attention to what that ignorant ***** debbie schlussel says you only have to go to her blog to see that she is the most bigoted woman i have ever come across you only have to read a few articals to see what kind of person she really is.