OlderJennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson
Fri, 01 June 2007 at 10:37 am
Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.
According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.
Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…
291 Comments
First?
Now that’s a first, LOL!!!
I won’t buy it unless i see it makes Paris Hilton becomes Einstein!!
were there no other celebrities willing to do it?
Beautiful!
wow, mario is the photographer, i should have known. fabulous shot.
I won’t buy unless it makes Paris Hilton smart, just like the other poster said!
Not a good picture doesn’t even look like her.
smartwater embodies a coke, nicotine and starving yourself lifestyle? go figure.
Jennifer looks 10 times awful in the pic,her chin is getting long to longer.
Now Brad Pitt can drink some of Jen’s water…. to make his chipmunk sized brain smarter!
She needs a face job because she is just ugly.
some ppl are so smart around here… :-/
LOVE it. She’s fit, healthy, and has the All-American girl appeal. It’s a win-win for both Jennifer and SmartWater. Congrats!
This is **** to me. she a b***h. Dont buy guys. Dont say i dint worn you. You’ve been worned! She is a b***h
I’m sticking to dasani
she looks so amazinly pretty ! i love her… she is the best!!!..
what a great picture. Hey alteast she isn’t like all the other actors who hide their endorsments in other countries.
yawn.
She is looking a bit manish, especially in the jaw area.
I like Jennifer Aniston. She’s kept a dignfied silence over her bas*ard of a husband.
She’s also got a great figure and isn’t afraid to eat. Beautiful woman too.
Why she hides her chin?she needs more
Surgery
Melissa… you dont know Aniston. You stupid fat cow.
Maniston’s “pretty” is one of the greatest jokes played on mankind.
Her fcuking nose is as big as that bottle
This bi*ch is fug! She is the true definition of a beard.
Norman. I know plenty of men who would like to tap that ass
WARNING: Don’t try to drink smart water, it will make chin’s longer.
OOO YOU MUST BE A B***H TOO. look at you funny face. KUPUSA.
Dianne, you’re an ugly ****. I saw you on the back of a milk carton
This picture really brings out her chin!!!!
“Smart water?”……hmmm …is it for stupid people who want to be smart? Or want to appear smart?
hmm, i wonder if the ads will show her smoking? yes, the tanning, chain smoking, margarita swilling drain on the arquettes marriage is just the epitome of health! gimme a break.
AND KATE, why are you bringing brad pitt into this? he has absolutley no part of maniston’s life anymore.
Bwahahahaha…JA is uglier than me, she looks like a ma.
I don’t care what anybody said. The ad looks great but that chin just takes it away. She looks great from the top of her head until where her nose is. After that, her chin looks like the JOKER.
With that ads Jen’s going to increase her income, very soon she’s got 200 Mio $! Congratulation to her business smartness. In fact she has no need to do any film business. We can buy her water, and she gets richer and richer.
Water is water. I have always drunk water with or without Jen’s ads. Nothing new for me and it has nothing to do with lifestyle. People have always drunk water. Coke is an invention of the 20th century.
Smart Water huh??They just lost me as a customer,Suppose I come out looking likeher by drinking the not so smart water,it happen to her its possible.Ill stick to FIGI.Oh doesnt she Smoke ,so drinking or eating healthy defies the purpose.Not so Smart is she.Smoking Kills!
For sure this B**** needs to cut off her chin and do a face lift since she’s done the nose already. ooo you are an a** h*** do you get me now. STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey 0000, that ******* is very happy now with a great woman and four children.
YES!!!! The JOKER. Thank you Pokemon. I couldn’t put my finger on it. Her chin does look like the Joker. Maybe they are doing this ad in conjuction to the new Batman movie where Heath Ledger will be playing the Joker!!!!
Melissa, wtf is “worned”? Is that a word you made up all by yourself? WOW! You should like, be a freakin brain surgeon! Who are you to call her a b*tch? You think you’re better than Jennifer Aniston? You can’t even spell properly you dumbass.
Love her.
She has substance and style.
But I don’t like that picture much.
Jennifer quit smoking in January.
I will NOT buy smartwater.
I will NOT buy smartwater.
I will NOT buy smartwater.
But I’m glad she find a way to have some income.
I have no ill feeling for her. I wish her well
healthy life style are you kidding me when was smoking part of a healthy life style so full of ****
A spokesperson for snake oil water huh? I see Jen is moving up in the world.
From now on, the only bottled water for me is Smartwater.
She quit smoking around the time she took up yoga.
Lately she is looking very happy and healthy.
Her Memorial Day beach photos show that she is in the best shape of her life.
Great pic!
Jen looks fabulous and she is such a great inspiration for those that choose to live a healthy life….minus the smoking habit of course,lol.
She has a terrific body and always looks beautiful. Good for her!
#38#and#39..Um Guys.. JA played all 3 Stygian Witches on the movie ‘The Clash of the Titans’.With her strong iron clad jaw she was a shoe in.,Smoking yuck!
I just drank some smartwater.
By golly, I think I’m now capable of being a surgeon. Let me get prepped so I can remove that “Joker” chin that’s beginning to grow on my face.
I’ve always liked the smartwater bottle.
She drove her ex husband into the hands of another woman and she couldn’t keep her co-star boyfriend. That product should be called dumbas s water. Dink that, and you will lose all the men in your life.
I WILL BUY SMARTWATER
I WILL BUY SMARTWATER
I WILL BUY SMARTWATER
I WILL BUY SMARTWATER
I WILL BUY SMARTWATER
I LOVE JENNIFER!
Smartwater is not making a smart decision here. Chin Chin as your spokes person is like fools wake up and be smart with your smart water. Profits are about to fall big time.
Did you see the various studies that said we’d just as well drink tap water? It’s not universal - San Francisco Bay Area tap water is the best I’ve ever tasted; San Diego’s bad, (so I bought Mom Britta filters).
Do you know how EXPENSIVE bottled water is? My brother-in-law sent me this figure:
“Evian water 9 oz $1.49……….$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don’t even know the source.” In comparison, gas is cheap.
We buy celebrity-endorsed water (Jennifer Aniston, Fifty Cents, etc.) because subliminally we consumers think by drinking the water we’ll be like them: fabulously wealthy, famous, well traveled, easier and fun career, posh clothes, desired by fantastic lovers, lots of friends, eat at elite restaurants and drive elite cars (Ferraris, Maseratis, Bentleys), etc. That’s what ads are all about, after all, wish fulfillment. Ever notice at car shows and in print ads the long-legged, suggestively clothed beauties with the cars? They don’t do it so much anymore in tv commercials. I can’t tell you how many ads I’ve seen in my life with a busty blonde in short-shorts straddling the hood of a car.
KERRY D u r not my teacher, i did that for a reason you small ***. Next time dont b a Maniston.
She quit smoking, but I wish she would stop tanning so much. Too much sun is bad for you.
Really? Wasn’t there anyone else? Or maybe she paid them to do this. She smokes like a chimney and is a role model for victims everywhere. Clearly, ain’t nothing “smart” about this water…
It’s sad to see that the oly thing people can say about this girl is how big her chin is or how big her nose is. I wonder how many of these commentors have physical imperfections. Does everyone really want to look all the same? Does everyone really think plastic surgery is the answer? It’s just sad.
Jen’s clever. She does not care about world’s poverty, Third World’s children, excluded people, social justice, donation…. playing difficult movie’s characters… she just need to sell some water as if this is something completely revolutionary and calls it even smart… the positive effect is she’s getting economically stronger… with water which should be a natural resource for everybody.
Why don’t you guys make fun of Reese Witherspoon’s chin? I forgot, she wasn’t married to Brad Pitt. So is not so threatening.
I really don’t get yor level of hatred of this woman who hasn’t said one bad thing about your idols Angelina and Brad - except that he has a sensitivity chip is missing (which he was) TWO YEARS ago!
Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html
If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.
She is the spokesperson for people with no genetic intelligence that needs ’smart’ water. Substance and style LOL my ass !
smartwater & maniston sucks anyway.
Healthy life style? How many bottles of water do you have to carry(never seen her actually drink it)around on a daily basis to cancel out a pack of cigarettes? Anybody…?
Hopefully, she gets smart with this water. If she has any brain left in last 2 years.
Since when has the chain-smoker become an idol for a healthy life style?
That’s what she is.
The shoot was taken just after a few weeks she had her nose job. She has her distorted smile. Mario Testino doesnt get good photos of her, i remember her Vogue pics, she also looks so ugly in those pics! Well, I guess thats what she is, her face is really not pretty, and her chin is really long! Even Testino cant do something about it!
Jen gives a lot of money to various charities ( especially to Children’s Hospitals), but she doesn’t issue a press release every single time. As the matter of fact there are a lot of celebrities who give so much more than you know who and who, but don’t run to the media every single time that they make a donation.
Hey at least is not like your girl AJ that got a nose and cheekbone work done - but her being a sl*t won’t come off with any surgery.
Jen is comfortable with the way she looks and has no need for none of that stuff you talk about.
About the water - everyone that has an IQ higher than an ant knows that by buying an endorsed product doesn’t make you a celebrity, but for something like water: you see a fit woman with great skin. Water helps keep the toxins out of your body, and especially water with extra electrolytes, it hydrates you more by the liter than regular water - please educate yourselves before talking trash.
to 66 please don’t use my name again!
I have noticed that my name was used in this thread and in another one!
if she smart to promote this water, she talked about healthy, it’s mean that you aware with your brain and body, then she can thinking other people, helping people in Africa, which is need alot of water, but she’s not,
Nice nose job, I mean nice nose… We can expect to see Jen on Special K cereal boxes or suntanning lotion next year. You go girl!
# 64 | Diane @ 06.01.2007 11:42 am
Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html
If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.
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ITA. She is exactly like that unnecessary bottled water, making herself more interesting than she actually is. Why don’t she use her millions to help some people instead of taking on such stupid assignments. On yeah I forgot she is not that smart.
While she’s had some trouble finding acting work after her recent film roles failed to be commercial successes, Jennifer Aniston is now the face of Smart Water.
FYI, I’m sure all proceeds will go to charity to help the poor and needy - NOT. JEN IS SOOOO SMART AND GIVING!
Jen needs to get her mannish chin and jaw fixed.
to 64 and 76
ITA, that’s what i said, charity via this water, but she’s not, since oct 2006 as spokeperson and now when Brangelina are promote and suddenly she come out in the media, even with water,
# 71 | Jen fan for life @ 06.01.2007 11:47 am
Jen gives a lot of money to various charities ( especially to Children’s Hospitals), but she doesn’t issue a press release every single time. As the matter of fact there are a lot of celebrities who give so much more than you know who and who, but don’t run to the media every single time that they make a donation
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Yes, it’s great that those “silent” celebrities can order their accountants to write a check and their behalf. They have plenty of money!!!!!
But it’s those who actually give their TIME as well and bring actual awareness to those causes that should be commended!!!!!
I wanna see all of you give away your money to charity if you were rich…
I have a feeling all of you will be shopping, driving expensive cars and redecorating your houses at least 3 times a year.
# 72 | katie @ 06.01.2007 11:48 am
Hey at least is not like your girl AJ that got a nose and cheekbone work done - but her being a sl*t won’t come off with any surgery.
Jen is comfortable with the way she looks and has no need for none of that stuff you talk about.
About the water - everyone that has an IQ higher than an ant knows that by buying an endorsed product doesn’t make you a celebrity, but for something like water: you see a fit woman with great skin. Water helps keep the toxins out of your body, and especially water with extra electrolytes, it hydrates you more by the liter than regular water - please educate yourselves before talking trash.
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Nose job, cheekbone job, great skin blah blah blah … it’s all about look isn’t it ? No wonder you are a fan of Maniston. Superficial…t.r.a.s.h.
I do agree that drinking water is good for your health. But I just want to remind that water is natural, a good for everybody coming something from Mother Earth. In the modern society we commercialized it. And I don’t understand why we make such a fuss about something basic like water just because it is labelled with Jen?
I do agree with Diane. There are billion of people without access to clear and good water. In many countries drinking water becomes so rare that even poor people are forced to buy it!
I don’t mind how long Jen’s chin is… it could be even longer. But I don’t agree with the idea of making money from something which should be for everybody as the air we breath in.
Whats up with that chin? Horrible shot.
She does look healthy but her chin is so pointy, yuck.
at first glance before i read the caption i thought she was holding a vibrator. makes sense
So, Maniston’s drinks SMART water eh?
I presume it has made her SMART enough to give up her pack a day habit? No?
Smart enough to keep a man? No?
Smart enough to get A-list picture deals and not have to marker water? No?
Smart enough to know how to act? No?
I think it’s hilarious they used her hand to cut off the last 1/4 of her long ass chin - BAHAHAHA!!
I’m sorry, but THAT is one UGLY pic. I’m not even saying it because I HATE her (and of course will never let this product into my home ever again), but seriously — even I am willing to admit she MUST have a FEW pics in her inventory that look better than THAT. Come on. She actually can take a better pic than that, I’ll give that to her. I’m amazed that they let this pic be like THE pic for the campaign.
yeah.. a smoker.. a pot smoker and coke snorter is so healthy.. right!!
Oh, and suddenly the People NON-story plant by Huvane, AND the STAR ‘tell all’ book plant (supplied by her PR people to the rags, all so she could immediately issue a denial and get in the news for SOMETHING - as well as using her standard old coattail riding trick to latch on to ‘brangelina’) - makes PERFECT sense.
There she is..Cliniqua…Jen’s #1 enemy, hater number one.
I was wondering when you were going to make your grand enterance…You never dissappoint…Do you?
By the way, in other blogs they are saying that you are in reality Angelina Jolie posting!!
i am sooo surprised that they would use a chain smoker?!? huh… i do wish her all the best however. wouldn’t want to be her these past few years.
# 54 | Snake Oil Water @ 06.01.2007 11:33 am
She drove her ex husband into the hands of another woman and she couldn’t keep her co-star boyfriend. That product should be called dumbas s water. Dink that, and you will lose all the men in your life.
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This is officially the funniest post of the year on JJ’s! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Cliniqua, as famous as you are getting in the celebrity gossip blog world, may be you should get Huvane to be your publicist…He could do wonders for you… ..in your career as the hater number one.
Jennifer Ugly Woman
Big Chin
She can’t act
The woman is of Greek descent, she’s going to have features that aren’t Barbie-like. (which - let’s face it - seems to be what the people who are knocking her looks are implying she doesn’t have) She’s a beautiful woman! She sure as sh*t wouldn’t have a career in Hollywood if she weren’t.
Smartwater has electrolytes in it which help your body rehydrate faster. NOT make you smarter. It’s SMART to drink it.
I guess I won’t be buying Smart Water anymore!
Chinochio wipes floors for free with her chinchin
chin water= diarrhea
so there are different head shapes like oval, egg-shaped, heart-shaped, square etc. but she’s in a league of her own, she has a diamond-shaped head. wide in the middle and pointy at the ends. special
Jennifer ugly
Long chin
She can’t act
true on all counts ^^^^
Notice how she tries to obscure her HUGE JAY LENO CHIN with her left arm.
Chin
Chin
Chin
Chin
Chin
chin + Jennifer Aniston=Ugly
CLINIQUA IS NOT THE ONLY CHINOCHIO HATER
CHIN CHIN CHIN CHIN
OLE
I just have to laugh at someone’s definition of **** on here. From many parts of the world, girls/women who have unmarried sex are *****. That makes most of the girls/women in sexually liberated countries ****. And that makes JA as much a **** as AJ. She let another man’s manhood into her womanly cave quite quickly after filing for the divorce. She sure did not grieve long about the demise of her marriage. Why do some of you do?
# 107 | vn
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I have an answer: Brad didn’t have sex with her for ages
why?:
she had balls growing in her ******
that’s why she was named “man of the year”
it’s rare
VV and Man were playing balls
WOW Melissa, you can’t even spell MY name right?! Thanks for helping prove you really are a dumbass! Way to go you evil nasty b*tch!
test
give me a bit of chin with balls to play with
ouarf ouarf ouarf
jo lee1 is embarrassing Jolie-Pitt fans again on jjb.
I understand the marketing concept behind Vitamin Water (get your vitamins while drinking the water) but what on earth is the marketing concept of SMARTWater? Get smart while drinking overpriced water? or is it for the intellectually challenged? How insulting!
And Ms. Aniston is kinda late drinking smart water. She should have been drinking Smart water while she was married.
98 | Amy,
You don’t have to be beautiful in hollywood to make it. Is true that hollywood thrive on beauty. There are many talented actors/actresses who don’t have the look and they are more famous than Chiniston. The reason she got a “MOVIE” career was because she was associated to brad. If it wasn’t for brad, she would just have a TV career.
Jen, i don’t want sex with you again, you are so wet.
63 | Jen fan @ 06.01.2007 11:42 am
hey jen fan, neither did brad and angie. they didn’t say anything bad about her, why do the maniston fans keep attacking brad and angie. if the maniston fans stop attacking Angie and Brad, I will stop.
Reduced to shilling for a water company? Hilarious. This is what happens to actors who’s abmition far outweighs their talent. Bad acting and box office bombs - that’s a surefire way to put an end to a movie career. Thank you Jennifer for having no range. Now your fugly mug won’t be 60 feet wide and cause little children to run from the theater in horror.
If I were this water company I’d have to rethink hiring someone with sun-damaged leathery skin as my spokesperson. Drinking water is supposed to keep the skin pliable, not prune-like. That’s not exactly going to make your product jump off the shelves and into people’s shopping carts.
Diane,
You are absolutely right about this issue. Ms. Chin Chin has no concern or feeling for others except her pay check.
Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html
If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.
# 87 | Mmmmm
Poser, get another name you lifeless hag!
CLINIQUA
How many broken relationships has Jolie had???
How can you idolise such a TRAMP!!!!
Jennifer RULES 4EVA!!!!!!!!
ohmigod, they could have photoshopped her xtremely long chin, ewww, my brother was just cracking up…..
Seperated at birth.
http://i19.tinypic.com/4q6vpet.jpg
I dont care how many kids AJ she collects she will always be mentally unbalanced and as known as a homewrecker and JA will be known for not having a “normal” chin. Oh yeah and having really good friends .. yeah total shame.
I feel bad for her that she will always be linked to that walking three ring circus.
I do like that JA doesnt NEED anyone, for the hags that say that she needs a man .. that is your idol you are referring to .. she bleeds needy just ask BBT.
I asked my 5 year old son who he thought was prettier, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston.
He said Jennifer Aniston.
Kids know !
Well maybe she is smart. She managed to ride the Brad Pitt gravy train for all it was worth and actually managing to have the public percieve her as a fine actress along the way. Smart.
She managed to gain the sympathy of a small minority of fans who think that she was mistreated by her ex. Smart.
She’s managed to trick people that she is this classy lady. Smart.
She got this deal becaude this is what she was serving at her pity parties. So she contacted them and they made her an official spokesperson. Smart.
Not so Smart? the fact that she is a paid endorser. she should donate whatever she makes to charities that focus on clean water. SHE DOES NOT NEED THE MONEY
Jen had four broken relationship. so, she is a tramp too.
brad, vince, tate and some musician (forgot the name)
BBT, Johnny Lee Miller. (anyone you haters name that are just rumor doesn’t count)
To all the people out there that keep throwing darts to JA….GROW UP!!
Think about if she is so ugly then why BP even marry her and until this day he (BP) still says positive things about her.
C’mon guys for one second put yourself in her (JA) shoes and think what would you do if this had happend to you or someone you really love. I think alot of us would have handled the situation badly.
Just quick note…I know that a lot of you think that (AJ) has done so much for this world but really there are so many celebrities that do just as much or even more…they just don’t advertised as mush as AJ. That when you know that these celebrities are doing from the heart and not for the publicity. Or, so people won’t judge them for the horrible things that they have done.
Jenniser is obviously a bad person because she has a long chin.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she parts her hair in the middle.
# 124 | chez
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your kid likes cartoons like this one
Dysney world , it is really smart
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2043/maniston1ch1.jpg
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she was once married to Brad Pitt.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she is very very rich.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she has lots of friends.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she is so warm and friendly.
# 76 | Superficial @ 06.01.2007 11:50 am
# 64 | Diane @ 06.01.2007 11:42 am
Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html
If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.
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Classy person …I don’t think so. I expect more. Now she going to get all those teen and twenty year old girls to spend more money on water just to line her pockets. Classy please.
As her former roommate said she only does things to benefit herself.
BTW can we now all agree …B or C list
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she has a dog named Dolly.
Please don’t give me she is donating in private. If she can use her celebrity to sell water than she can use it to help those that need it.
If maniston is so beautiful, how come to don’t see her in clothing and make-up ad like Angie in St. John and Shiseido. She is in a water ad. I work in the health industry, drinking a bottle of Poland Spring is just as health as drinking that smartass water. why waste money on that kind of ****. when you can get a PS for less expensive.
http://www.celebrities.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Aniston_LAX.jpg
Someone just posted this pic on a blog elsewhere, I find this so funny and fake, (it’s her return photo photo from her London Vince visit she finally made after like 2 months) here she had just broken up with vaughn but was keeping it a big secret, because her phony ass is soooo insecure she couldn’t take another public breakup…so she exits the airport, after huvane has hired 50 cops (yeah, they have nothing better to do in LA, lolol), and she’s just grinning like the cat that swallowed the canary. Like I got a secret. She is SO PHONY it’s hysterical!! :lol
lynzy, We didn’t say jennifer is a mean or bad person. she is just ugly.
I read tht she became an investor in this company as well. She’s getting paid on both ends. Smart. LOL!!!!