Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson

That mannish looking b*tch is not fooling anyone, the pic is AIRBRUSHED.

Okay - you guys know I NEVER come to this thread to comment as I could care less about the ex, but I just can’t believe it. This is too funny - now Jen is shilling water like Donald Trump??!!! Good grief, talk about a bad PR move - we’ve all seen his stock go down the toilet (pardon the pun) in the past while. If she had half a brain she’d be getting on board with Jay-Z, as suggested previously. Personally, the only water I would dream of endorsing right now if I was a celebrity would be Ethos Water, which actually contributes some of its profits towards helping those who DON’T have clean drinking water develop the means to get it.

So on one hand you have Jennifer Aniston investing in a water company and shilling to make herself more money, and on the other hand you have Angelina Jolie doing UNHCR work and actually going to the countries that DON’T have clean drinking water to bring attention to this serious health issue. How bloody ironic is that? Having just been to a country where even the locals can’t drink their own water I think it’s pretty obvious who I support on this one. The only way JA could save face in this would be to actually donate 250 million litres of her stupid “Smartwater” to the UN for distribution to refugees and people who actually can’t turn on their darn tap and drink a glass of water from it.

Making money off of water with a few minerals added to it when 1 billion people don’t have clean drinking water on this planet just seems sick and absurd to me.

# 42 | Goog morning @ 06.01.2007 11:26 am
Jennifer quit smoking in January.
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What evidence do you have that she stopped smoking. Because she said so. Please. She also said she had made up with her mother but there have been no reports of them getting together. She also said she would be starring with Meryl Streep in Wanted. All evidence is that Streep will be working until 2009 on other movies.

Jennifer is a liar and fraud and will say anything to put her in the brightest light.

Go coal, 228 — great post!! :-)

WOW! What an ugly face! She’s an epitome of what a true FUGLY woman is…LMAO.

ANUSTON WAS ASKED BY A TABLOID REPORTER IF SHE HAD WATCH BRAD AND ANGELINA ON THE COUPLE’S THRIUMPANTS APPEARNCE AT CANNES LAST WEEK.. ANUSTON’S REPLY WAS THAT SHE ONLY TOOK A PEEK AND WAS NOT INTERESTED FOR SHE HAD NO TIME TO WATCH TV CAUSE SHE WAS BUSY WATCHING HER FAVOURITE DISNEY VIDEO..AND SHE REVEALED THAT HER FAVOURITE DISNEY VIDEO IS “CHINNOCHIO” err
‘pinnochio’ SHE MEANT.

Jesus Christ, I didn’t realize how much jealousy there was over Jennifer Aniston, LMFAO, looks at all these hateful posts!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Jennifer Aniston threatens the hell out of some Brangaloonies, only because she is a reminder of how Brad and Angelina got together. Sorry, no matter how many orpans angelina adopts (and BP just gives his name to)or how BP would like you to think how eco minded he is(LMFAO)Jennifer Aniston wins hands down in this moral war.Jennifer is a sweetheart! Angelina Jolie is a skinny nasty ho! Yuck!

The only smart aspect of this water, is the timing of the “spokeschin” announcement….

Gayuvane has a job to keep her relevant, and is working his darn arss off to do it.

First, the mystery date (REALLY mysterious ~ maybe even invisible?)….suspiciously closely planted after Cannes, and then the denial of a rumor that Huvane probably planted, and now the water ads.

All in efforts so the world doesn’t forget about poor little Chin…. She is really an oddball ~ almost 40 and selling water? Does this mean her Oscar quest has been washed down the drain with a bottle of Smart Water?

I’ll stick with Ice Mountain.

there no threat, puleeese, i just like kickin her when shes down,think of it as a good
thing,she deserves what is said about her, for trying to ruin brads and angies careers in hollywierd.so since shes peddling sugar water now,that im sure is filled with filter water an laced with vodka,shes just giving me,a oppurtunity to bash her.i didnt like how she bashed two of my fav celebs, so when i see the witch im gonna bash her for entertainment purposes only, those 2 A-listers(JPs) have move on they could give a ****,but me, their fan, i remember, and will let this uggmoe has been tv wack job have as many verbal assaults as i wan,t when i have time, just for the fun of it, and she put the negativity &bad karma in the air now she gets it back.now did i say how uggmoe looks so fuggly everyday,the ugly b1tch!!!

When she went in to get her nose done, she should have had her chin fixed too, or perhaps that was too big a job to be done in one day. BTW, Mario Testino and all the airbrushing in the world, cannot make the ugliness go away.

#245 angelah,hahahahahahahahahahahaLMAOhahahahahha cant stop laughing hahahahah,she looks like i dont know ,so fugg hahahahahahaha thanks i needed a laugh and i love laughing at her,haha no smartwater for me,hahaha

I would rather smoke than put needles in my veins or ummmm starve to death. Seriously! AJ needs to lay off the heroine and smoke a joint! Would help her as a matter of fact, munchies you know.

Birds of a feather flock together. Brad is the biggest pot smoker out there and he doesn’t deny it. You think AJ is just sitting there watching. LMFAO!