OlderJennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson
Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.
According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.
Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…
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Jennifer is not pretty. She is cute at best and her body is not that great either. She knows it because her own mother told her so.
Kimberly was right!
Brad is too old to be smoking like he does. He will get lung cancer very soon.
Jolie can not be at a public event without a constantly refilled glass of wine of some other kind of alcohol. She’s a drunk.
She is a drunk
Remember how Brad’s mom got mad at the amount of wine she put away at Mad’s b-day party.
CHUG IT!
it does a body good!
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She is a drunk
Remember how Brad’s mom got mad at the amount of wine she put away at Mad’s b-day party.
# 253 | manjawlina
Wow! you truly believed in gossips. how stupid.
Love the PJ’s..4ever..all this other s.hit
about water, chins, noses who is smoking, who
is drinking what, is so silly and not worth a good dump.
have fun children!
253 | manjawlina @ 06.02.2007 4:38 pm
She is a drunk
Remember how Brad’s mom got mad at the amount of wine she put away at Mad’s b-day party.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a fine example of a Faniston who needs to drink the product her idol is schilling.
Do you suppose her fans will realize the lunacy of believing the tabloids once they start guzzling Smart Water? Because you know they are going to be buying it by the caseful. Oh my gosh, what am I saying?! Smart Water is not going to cure what ails these simpletons!
Her head is shaped like an anvil.
why do some of you folks think she needs to help third world countries because she is endorsing water??? Idiots…..AJ is trying to sell makeup in Japan! You morons! STFU and stop pretending you care about orphans and clean drinking water.
gosh! you people have nothing better to do?
i bet if was angelina the new spokerperson for this water, you would be saying: “OMG! i will buy this water and see if i get any smart!”. duh! :P
no matter what our little Jen do, you (by you i mean brangelina fans) will always say something negative. :( leave her alone and live your miserable lives!
I am fed up with Aniston, she is ugly…
Go Angelina !
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I’m fed up with Jolie, she is ugly !
Go Jennifer !
And I assumed all you people who focused so much on Jennifer A’s chin are all so stunningly good looking? Most likely, you hated how you look. And probably the most achievement you can be proud of in this lifetime-is to bash somebody you dont EVEN know.
Veekyv - check your verb tense
…I also fail to see how you make that logic leap; one doesn’t have to hate how one looks at all to be able to spot and point out a pointy chin (no pun intended, I’m sure)
And I higly doubt that you have Ph D in English Composition. My deductive reasoning/logic point outs that people are actually have low esteem themselves when they obssesed and finding satisfaction in bashing somebody else’ appearance. Yes, continue on with your pathetic
“feel good about yourselves” practices.
JENNIFER HAS TO BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT, BETWEEN JJ AND PEREZ, BRANGELINA FANS ARE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR MINDS. SEE HOW KARMA COMES FULL CIRCLE. WITH MAMS, BILLBOARS ALL OVER LA. JENNIFER WAS VERY UNHAPPY AT THAT TIME, BECAUSE SHE HAD JUST DIVORCED SOMEONE SHE CARED DEEPLY FOR. NOW THE SCRIPT HAS FLIPPED. ANGELINA IS WEIGHING IN AT 99LBS, OF COARSE THAT IS WHEN SHE IS CARRYING SOME OF THE CHILDREN. SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE, BRAD IS DISRESPECTING HER, AND ABOVE ALL, SHE HAS TO SEE THESE BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS OF JEN ALL OVER LA. IF THAT IS NOT BAD ENOUGH, SHE HAS TO SEE HER IN A BODY THAT ANGELINA ONCE OWNED.
WEEPING MAY ENDURE FOR A NIGHT, BUT JOY COMES IN THE MORNING. TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO JUST DON’T GET IT. BABY FOR JEN, IT IS MORNING. GOODNIGHT ANGELINA, AND FOR THE FLAWLESS JENNIFER, GOOD MORNING SWEETHEART. PEACE BABE
266 MARTY | 06/05/2007 at 2:00 am
… BRAD IS DISRESPECTING HER, AND ABOVE ALL, SHE HAS TO SEE THESE BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS OF JEN ALL OVER LA.
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WTF are you smoking, boy? Brad is disrespecting Angelina? Pray tell, how is he doing that? When he finished shooting film in Montreal he could have told her “hey babe, see you sometime next week in LA”. Instead of which, he flew all the way back to Prague to bring her and the kids back to LA. He couldn’t be away from his family for five days. On the other hand, he had no problem being away from Chinnochio for FIVE MONTHS while he was shooting “Troy”. During which time, lets not forget, she didn’t come to see him once. Some “devoted wife”, yeah, right. Angie would have moved the whole family to Brad’s location just to be with him.
I don’t know what ‘beautiful photos” of Jen you’re talking about, but if you mean those photos of her shilling Smartwater with her anvil face, give me a break. Meanwhile, poor Jen has to see Angie’s gorgeous face and body plastered all over the covers of not one, but two magazines, and I’m not talking about the tabs — I’m talking about the July issues of Esquire and Marie Claire, both coming out next week. Those covers are knockouts. Jen and Huvane must be grinding their teeth down to the nubs. You’ll probably need dentures by the time you finish grinding yours. :D
I totally agree with MARTY, well said….
Angelina THE stupid cracker is using those poor kids to get attention and press, at least Jennifer doesn’t seek attention. Jen is for real, you go girl, you are clean in and out just like the water…….Congratulations…..
I totally agree with MARTY.
Angelina THE stupid cracker is using those poor kids to get attention and press. At least Jennifer doesn’t seek attention…..she is pure and for real…..Congrats girl…..
the picture was photoshopped it was unrecognizable..the picture cannot even called a picture…it is more like a painting…no facial features at all
aniston gives me hope that maybe someday i would be lucky to get a guy who looks like brad pitt to marry me even if i am plain looking
You Jennifer fan are delusional just like her, don’t believe this publicity stunt she’s pulling you morons.
Smart water? No. Kabbalah water for $16727635 dollars a case ftw. lmao
damnn… u kno i didnt notice it until ppl strtd saying it but … HER CHIN IS REALLY LONG.. and her nose seems to be getting bigger by the day..
they should advertise:
SMART WATER…DRINK IT AND YOU WILL LOOK AS MANISH AS MANISTON..
Is it just me or her chinny-chin-chin is so long it has to be hidden behind her wrist? If she is smart she would stop smoking! What has she done lately? No new films (that would bomb in the box office) in the making. The only film that made decent money was when her ex-boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, pulled her ass out of another movie flop. I am so happy they broke up. I love Vince, being from Chicago myself. And he was smart to dump her.
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