Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson

I just drank some smartwater.
By golly, I think I’m now capable of being a surgeon. Let me get prepped so I can remove that “Joker” chin that’s beginning to grow on my face.

She drove her ex husband into the hands of another woman and she couldn’t keep her co-star boyfriend. That product should be called dumbas s water. Dink that, and you will lose all the men in your life.

Smartwater is not making a smart decision here. Chin Chin as your spokes person is like fools wake up and be smart with your smart water. Profits are about to fall big time.

KERRY D u r not my teacher, i did that for a reason you small ***. Next time dont b a Maniston.

Really? Wasn’t there anyone else? Or maybe she paid them to do this. She smokes like a chimney and is a role model for victims everywhere. Clearly, ain’t nothing “smart” about this water…

Jen’s clever. She does not care about world’s poverty, Third World’s children, excluded people, social justice, donation…. playing difficult movie’s characters… she just need to sell some water as if this is something completely revolutionary and calls it even smart… the positive effect is she’s getting economically stronger… with water which should be a natural resource for everybody.

Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html

If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.

smartwater & maniston sucks anyway.

Hopefully, she gets smart with this water. If she has any brain left in last 2 years.

Since when has the chain-smoker become an idol for a healthy life style?

The shoot was taken just after a few weeks she had her nose job. She has her distorted smile. Mario Testino doesnt get good photos of her, i remember her Vogue pics, she also looks so ugly in those pics! Well, I guess thats what she is, her face is really not pretty, and her chin is really long! Even Testino cant do something about it!

Hey at least is not like your girl AJ that got a nose and cheekbone work done - but her being a sl*t won’t come off with any surgery.

Jen is comfortable with the way she looks and has no need for none of that stuff you talk about.

About the water - everyone that has an IQ higher than an ant knows that by buying an endorsed product doesn’t make you a celebrity, but for something like water: you see a fit woman with great skin. Water helps keep the toxins out of your body, and especially water with extra electrolytes, it hydrates you more by the liter than regular water - please educate yourselves before talking trash.

if she smart to promote this water, she talked about healthy, it’s mean that you aware with your brain and body, then she can thinking other people, helping people in Africa, which is need alot of water, but she’s not,

# 64 | Diane @ 06.01.2007 11:42 am
Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html

If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.

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ITA. She is exactly like that unnecessary bottled water, making herself more interesting than she actually is. Why don’t she use her millions to help some people instead of taking on such stupid assignments. On yeah I forgot she is not that smart.