Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson

Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.

According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.

Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.

“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”

Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…

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clever girl @ 06/01/2007 at 11:40 am

Jen’s clever. She does not care about world’s poverty, Third World’s children, excluded people, social justice, donation…. playing difficult movie’s characters… she just need to sell some water as if this is something completely revolutionary and calls it even smart… the positive effect is she’s getting economically stronger… with water which should be a natural resource for everybody.

Why don’t you guys make fun of Reese Witherspoon’s chin? I forgot, she wasn’t married to Brad Pitt. So is not so threatening.

I really don’t get yor level of hatred of this woman who hasn’t said one bad thing about your idols Angelina and Brad - except that he has a sensitivity chip is missing (which he was) TWO YEARS ago!

Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html

If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.

She is the spokesperson for people with no genetic intelligence that needs ’smart’ water. Substance and style LOL my ass !

smartwater & maniston sucks anyway.

Healthy life style? How many bottles of water do you have to carry(never seen her actually drink it)around on a daily basis to cancel out a pack of cigarettes? Anybody…?

Mediterranean @ 06/01/2007 at 11:44 am

Hopefully, she gets smart with this water. If she has any brain left in last 2 years.

Since when has the chain-smoker become an idol for a healthy life style?

Pathetic Parasite @ 06/01/2007 at 11:44 am

That’s what she is.

The shoot was taken just after a few weeks she had her nose job. She has her distorted smile. Mario Testino doesnt get good photos of her, i remember her Vogue pics, she also looks so ugly in those pics! Well, I guess thats what she is, her face is really not pretty, and her chin is really long! Even Testino cant do something about it!

Jen fan for life @ 06/01/2007 at 11:47 am

Jen gives a lot of money to various charities ( especially to Children’s Hospitals), but she doesn’t issue a press release every single time. As the matter of fact there are a lot of celebrities who give so much more than you know who and who, but don’t run to the media every single time that they make a donation.

Hey at least is not like your girl AJ that got a nose and cheekbone work done - but her being a sl*t won’t come off with any surgery.

Jen is comfortable with the way she looks and has no need for none of that stuff you talk about.

About the water - everyone that has an IQ higher than an ant knows that by buying an endorsed product doesn’t make you a celebrity, but for something like water: you see a fit woman with great skin. Water helps keep the toxins out of your body, and especially water with extra electrolytes, it hydrates you more by the liter than regular water - please educate yourselves before talking trash.

to 66 please don’t use my name again!
I have noticed that my name was used in this thread and in another one!

if she smart to promote this water, she talked about healthy, it’s mean that you aware with your brain and body, then she can thinking other people, helping people in Africa, which is need alot of water, but she’s not,

Nice nose job, I mean nice nose… We can expect to see Jen on Special K cereal boxes or suntanning lotion next year. You go girl!

Superficial @ 06/01/2007 at 11:50 am

# 64 | Diane @ 06.01.2007 11:42 am
Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html

If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.

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ITA. She is exactly like that unnecessary bottled water, making herself more interesting than she actually is. Why don’t she use her millions to help some people instead of taking on such stupid assignments. On yeah I forgot she is not that smart.

While she’s had some trouble finding acting work after her recent film roles failed to be commercial successes, Jennifer Aniston is now the face of Smart Water.

FYI, I’m sure all proceeds will go to charity to help the poor and needy - NOT. JEN IS SOOOO SMART AND GIVING!

Jen needs to get her mannish chin and jaw fixed.

to 64 and 76

ITA, that’s what i said, charity via this water, but she’s not, since oct 2006 as spokeperson and now when Brangelina are promote and suddenly she come out in the media, even with water,

# 71 | Jen fan for life @ 06.01.2007 11:47 am
Jen gives a lot of money to various charities ( especially to Children’s Hospitals), but she doesn’t issue a press release every single time. As the matter of fact there are a lot of celebrities who give so much more than you know who and who, but don’t run to the media every single time that they make a donation
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Yes, it’s great that those “silent” celebrities can order their accountants to write a check and their behalf. They have plenty of money!!!!!
But it’s those who actually give their TIME as well and bring actual awareness to those causes that should be commended!!!!!

I wanna see all of you give away your money to charity if you were rich…

I have a feeling all of you will be shopping, driving expensive cars and redecorating your houses at least 3 times a year.

Superficial @ 06/01/2007 at 11:57 am

# 72 | katie @ 06.01.2007 11:48 am
Hey at least is not like your girl AJ that got a nose and cheekbone work done - but her being a sl*t won’t come off with any surgery.

Jen is comfortable with the way she looks and has no need for none of that stuff you talk about.

About the water - everyone that has an IQ higher than an ant knows that by buying an endorsed product doesn’t make you a celebrity, but for something like water: you see a fit woman with great skin. Water helps keep the toxins out of your body, and especially water with extra electrolytes, it hydrates you more by the liter than regular water - please educate yourselves before talking trash.
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Nose job, cheekbone job, great skin blah blah blah … it’s all about look isn’t it ? No wonder you are a fan of Maniston. Superficial…t.r.a.s.h.

I do agree that drinking water is good for your health. But I just want to remind that water is natural, a good for everybody coming something from Mother Earth. In the modern society we commercialized it. And I don’t understand why we make such a fuss about something basic like water just because it is labelled with Jen?

I do agree with Diane. There are billion of people without access to clear and good water. In many countries drinking water becomes so rare that even poor people are forced to buy it!

I don’t mind how long Jen’s chin is… it could be even longer. But I don’t agree with the idea of making money from something which should be for everybody as the air we breath in.

aneesa howell @ 06/01/2007 at 11:59 am

Whats up with that chin? Horrible shot.

JustCheckin @ 06/01/2007 at 12:00 pm

She does look healthy but her chin is so pointy, yuck.

at first glance before i read the caption i thought she was holding a vibrator. makes sense

So, Maniston’s drinks SMART water eh?

I presume it has made her SMART enough to give up her pack a day habit? No?

Smart enough to keep a man? No?

Smart enough to get A-list picture deals and not have to marker water? No?

Smart enough to know how to act? No?

I think it’s hilarious they used her hand to cut off the last 1/4 of her long ass chin - BAHAHAHA!!

I’m sorry, but THAT is one UGLY pic. I’m not even saying it because I HATE her (and of course will never let this product into my home ever again), but seriously — even I am willing to admit she MUST have a FEW pics in her inventory that look better than THAT. Come on. She actually can take a better pic than that, I’ll give that to her. I’m amazed that they let this pic be like THE pic for the campaign.

yeah.. a smoker.. a pot smoker and coke snorter is so healthy.. right!!

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