OlderJennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson
Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.
According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.
Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…
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While she’s had some trouble finding acting work after her recent film roles failed to be commercial successes, Jennifer Aniston is now the face of Smart Water.
FYI, I’m sure all proceeds will go to charity to help the poor and needy - NOT. JEN IS SOOOO SMART AND GIVING!
Jen needs to get her mannish chin and jaw fixed.
to 64 and 76
ITA, that’s what i said, charity via this water, but she’s not, since oct 2006 as spokeperson and now when Brangelina are promote and suddenly she come out in the media, even with water,
# 71 | Jen fan for life @ 06.01.2007 11:47 am
Jen gives a lot of money to various charities ( especially to Children’s Hospitals), but she doesn’t issue a press release every single time. As the matter of fact there are a lot of celebrities who give so much more than you know who and who, but don’t run to the media every single time that they make a donation
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Yes, it’s great that those “silent” celebrities can order their accountants to write a check and their behalf. They have plenty of money!!!!!
But it’s those who actually give their TIME as well and bring actual awareness to those causes that should be commended!!!!!
I wanna see all of you give away your money to charity if you were rich…
I have a feeling all of you will be shopping, driving expensive cars and redecorating your houses at least 3 times a year.
# 72 | katie @ 06.01.2007 11:48 am
Hey at least is not like your girl AJ that got a nose and cheekbone work done - but her being a sl*t won’t come off with any surgery.
Jen is comfortable with the way she looks and has no need for none of that stuff you talk about.
About the water - everyone that has an IQ higher than an ant knows that by buying an endorsed product doesn’t make you a celebrity, but for something like water: you see a fit woman with great skin. Water helps keep the toxins out of your body, and especially water with extra electrolytes, it hydrates you more by the liter than regular water - please educate yourselves before talking trash.
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Nose job, cheekbone job, great skin blah blah blah … it’s all about look isn’t it ? No wonder you are a fan of Maniston. Superficial…t.r.a.s.h.
I do agree that drinking water is good for your health. But I just want to remind that water is natural, a good for everybody coming something from Mother Earth. In the modern society we commercialized it. And I don’t understand why we make such a fuss about something basic like water just because it is labelled with Jen?
I do agree with Diane. There are billion of people without access to clear and good water. In many countries drinking water becomes so rare that even poor people are forced to buy it!
I don’t mind how long Jen’s chin is… it could be even longer. But I don’t agree with the idea of making money from something which should be for everybody as the air we breath in.
Whats up with that chin? Horrible shot.
She does look healthy but her chin is so pointy, yuck.
at first glance before i read the caption i thought she was holding a vibrator. makes sense
So, Maniston’s drinks SMART water eh?
I presume it has made her SMART enough to give up her pack a day habit? No?
Smart enough to keep a man? No?
Smart enough to get A-list picture deals and not have to marker water? No?
Smart enough to know how to act? No?
I think it’s hilarious they used her hand to cut off the last 1/4 of her long ass chin - BAHAHAHA!!
I’m sorry, but THAT is one UGLY pic. I’m not even saying it because I HATE her (and of course will never let this product into my home ever again), but seriously — even I am willing to admit she MUST have a FEW pics in her inventory that look better than THAT. Come on. She actually can take a better pic than that, I’ll give that to her. I’m amazed that they let this pic be like THE pic for the campaign.
yeah.. a smoker.. a pot smoker and coke snorter is so healthy.. right!!
Oh, and suddenly the People NON-story plant by Huvane, AND the STAR ‘tell all’ book plant (supplied by her PR people to the rags, all so she could immediately issue a denial and get in the news for SOMETHING - as well as using her standard old coattail riding trick to latch on to ‘brangelina’) - makes PERFECT sense.
There she is..Cliniqua…Jen’s #1 enemy, hater number one.
I was wondering when you were going to make your grand enterance…You never dissappoint…Do you?
By the way, in other blogs they are saying that you are in reality Angelina Jolie posting!!
i am sooo surprised that they would use a chain smoker?!? huh… i do wish her all the best however. wouldn’t want to be her these past few years.
# 54 | Snake Oil Water @ 06.01.2007 11:33 am
She drove her ex husband into the hands of another woman and she couldn’t keep her co-star boyfriend. That product should be called dumbas s water. Dink that, and you will lose all the men in your life.
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This is officially the funniest post of the year on JJ’s! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Cliniqua, as famous as you are getting in the celebrity gossip blog world, may be you should get Huvane to be your publicist…He could do wonders for you… ..in your career as the hater number one.
Jennifer Ugly Woman
Big Chin
She can’t act
The woman is of Greek descent, she’s going to have features that aren’t Barbie-like. (which - let’s face it - seems to be what the people who are knocking her looks are implying she doesn’t have) She’s a beautiful woman! She sure as sh*t wouldn’t have a career in Hollywood if she weren’t.
Smartwater has electrolytes in it which help your body rehydrate faster. NOT make you smarter. It’s SMART to drink it.
I guess I won’t be buying Smart Water anymore!
Chinochio wipes floors for free with her chinchin
chin water= diarrhea
so there are different head shapes like oval, egg-shaped, heart-shaped, square etc. but she’s in a league of her own, she has a diamond-shaped head. wide in the middle and pointy at the ends. special
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