Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson

true on all counts ^^^^

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I just have to laugh at someone’s definition of **** on here. From many parts of the world, girls/women who have unmarried sex are *****. That makes most of the girls/women in sexually liberated countries ****. And that makes JA as much a **** as AJ. She let another man’s manhood into her womanly cave quite quickly after filing for the divorce. She sure did not grieve long about the demise of her marriage. Why do some of you do?

WOW Melissa, you can’t even spell MY name right?! Thanks for helping prove you really are a dumbass! Way to go you evil nasty b*tch!

give me a bit of chin with balls to play with

ouarf ouarf ouarf

I understand the marketing concept behind Vitamin Water (get your vitamins while drinking the water) but what on earth is the marketing concept of SMARTWater? Get smart while drinking overpriced water? or is it for the intellectually challenged? How insulting!
And Ms. Aniston is kinda late drinking smart water. She should have been drinking Smart water while she was married.

Jen, i don’t want sex with you again, you are so wet.

Reduced to shilling for a water company? Hilarious. This is what happens to actors who’s abmition far outweighs their talent. Bad acting and box office bombs - that’s a surefire way to put an end to a movie career. Thank you Jennifer for having no range. Now your fugly mug won’t be 60 feet wide and cause little children to run from the theater in horror.

If I were this water company I’d have to rethink hiring someone with sun-damaged leathery skin as my spokesperson. Drinking water is supposed to keep the skin pliable, not prune-like. That’s not exactly going to make your product jump off the shelves and into people’s shopping carts.

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Poser, get another name you lifeless hag!

ohmigod, they could have photoshopped her xtremely long chin, ewww, my brother was just cracking up…..

I dont care how many kids AJ she collects she will always be mentally unbalanced and as known as a homewrecker and JA will be known for not having a “normal” chin. Oh yeah and having really good friends .. yeah total shame.

I feel bad for her that she will always be linked to that walking three ring circus.

I do like that JA doesnt NEED anyone, for the hags that say that she needs a man .. that is your idol you are referring to .. she bleeds needy just ask BBT.

Well maybe she is smart. She managed to ride the Brad Pitt gravy train for all it was worth and actually managing to have the public percieve her as a fine actress along the way. Smart.

She managed to gain the sympathy of a small minority of fans who think that she was mistreated by her ex. Smart.

She’s managed to trick people that she is this classy lady. Smart.

She got this deal becaude this is what she was serving at her pity parties. So she contacted them and they made her an official spokesperson. Smart.

Not so Smart? the fact that she is a paid endorser. she should donate whatever she makes to charities that focus on clean water. SHE DOES NOT NEED THE MONEY