OlderJennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson
Fri, 01 June 2007 at 10:37 am
Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.
According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.
Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…
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Seperated at birth.
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I dont care how many kids AJ she collects she will always be mentally unbalanced and as known as a homewrecker and JA will be known for not having a “normal” chin. Oh yeah and having really good friends .. yeah total shame.
I feel bad for her that she will always be linked to that walking three ring circus.
I do like that JA doesnt NEED anyone, for the hags that say that she needs a man .. that is your idol you are referring to .. she bleeds needy just ask BBT.
I asked my 5 year old son who he thought was prettier, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston.
He said Jennifer Aniston.
Kids know !
Well maybe she is smart. She managed to ride the Brad Pitt gravy train for all it was worth and actually managing to have the public percieve her as a fine actress along the way. Smart.
She managed to gain the sympathy of a small minority of fans who think that she was mistreated by her ex. Smart.
She’s managed to trick people that she is this classy lady. Smart.
She got this deal becaude this is what she was serving at her pity parties. So she contacted them and they made her an official spokesperson. Smart.
Not so Smart? the fact that she is a paid endorser. she should donate whatever she makes to charities that focus on clean water. SHE DOES NOT NEED THE MONEY
Jen had four broken relationship. so, she is a tramp too.
brad, vince, tate and some musician (forgot the name)
BBT, Johnny Lee Miller. (anyone you haters name that are just rumor doesn’t count)
To all the people out there that keep throwing darts to JA….GROW UP!!
Think about if she is so ugly then why BP even marry her and until this day he (BP) still says positive things about her.
C’mon guys for one second put yourself in her (JA) shoes and think what would you do if this had happend to you or someone you really love. I think alot of us would have handled the situation badly.
Just quick note…I know that a lot of you think that (AJ) has done so much for this world but really there are so many celebrities that do just as much or even more…they just don’t advertised as mush as AJ. That when you know that these celebrities are doing from the heart and not for the publicity. Or, so people won’t judge them for the horrible things that they have done.
Jenniser is obviously a bad person because she has a long chin.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she parts her hair in the middle.
# 124 | chez
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your kid likes cartoons like this one
Dysney world , it is really smart
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Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she was once married to Brad Pitt.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she is very very rich.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she has lots of friends.
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she is so warm and friendly.
# 76 | Superficial @ 06.01.2007 11:50 am
# 64 | Diane @ 06.01.2007 11:42 am
Currently, more than 1 billion people lack access to clean water, and 2.6 billion do not have basic sanitation facilities.
Nearly 2 million children die each year due to unsafe water and inadequate sanitation. http://www.unicef.org/wes/index_36634.html
If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.
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Classy person …I don’t think so. I expect more. Now she going to get all those teen and twenty year old girls to spend more money on water just to line her pockets. Classy please.
As her former roommate said she only does things to benefit herself.
BTW can we now all agree …B or C list
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because she has a dog named Dolly.
Please don’t give me she is donating in private. If she can use her celebrity to sell water than she can use it to help those that need it.
If maniston is so beautiful, how come to don’t see her in clothing and make-up ad like Angie in St. John and Shiseido. She is in a water ad. I work in the health industry, drinking a bottle of Poland Spring is just as health as drinking that smartass water. why waste money on that kind of ****. when you can get a PS for less expensive.
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Someone just posted this pic on a blog elsewhere, I find this so funny and fake, (it’s her return photo photo from her London Vince visit she finally made after like 2 months) here she had just broken up with vaughn but was keeping it a big secret, because her phony ass is soooo insecure she couldn’t take another public breakup…so she exits the airport, after huvane has hired 50 cops (yeah, they have nothing better to do in LA, lolol), and she’s just grinning like the cat that swallowed the canary. Like I got a secret. She is SO PHONY it’s hysterical!! :lol
lynzy, We didn’t say jennifer is a mean or bad person. she is just ugly.
I read tht she became an investor in this company as well. She’s getting paid on both ends. Smart. LOL!!!!
Again the haters, leave that beauty alone, she’s so stunning in that pic, love here, pleaseeeee more pics;)
OMG….poor Brad
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bwahahahaha
A woman of substance? Shouldnt that be substances?? Wonder if that water goes down well with cocaine?
At least she was smart enough to hide part of her chin with her arm.
#122 and #130 - The resemblence is uncanny!!! Brilliant.
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You really think smart water will make you smart?
You people are as dumb and pathetic as the Prune!
I would like to see a picture of everyone of you who claim that Jen is ugly. I guess all of you have a more beautiful body and a face than Jen does.
Brad thought she was beautiful. He was with her for SEVEN years. Oh yeah, I forgot. She forced Brad to stay with her for that long!!
# 122 | pokeman @ 06.01.2007 12:58 pm
Seperated at birth.
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No charity from Jen. She is very stingy. Why don’t you do something good with your some of your money Jenny? Selling water, expensive water at that. I know that you are affraid of flying,you don’t have to leave California to do it. Give back. Maybe God will restore your broken down acting career. You are so selfish and not giving,reach out and extend yourself and your wealthto those that are less fortunate than you. Pass this on to Courteney Cox she could stand to do more to.
JUST SAW THIS COMMENT ON HUFFPOST:
An idiot selling “Smart” water? I wonder how much she will whine when they break up with her?
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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