Jennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson

Fri, 01 June 2007 at 10:37 am

Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.

According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.

Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.

“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”

Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…

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# 151

Ha Ha @ 06/01/2007 at 1:38 pm

# 123 | Mmmmm @ 06.01.2007 12:58 pm

Lay off the crack pipe.

Aniston has and will always suck. You bought into the illusion of the Golden couple which was the master mind of the media. She is now knowing what her status in life is. You can ***** about AJ for all it’s worth it will change nothing. We are under no illusions about AJ. You insult adoption by calling it “collecting” . Way to go for insulting millions of adopted kids and their parents around the world. You can be sure that brad is not of your thinking. so you can’t possibly be a fan of Brad either. If c grade aniston has fans than you btter be damn sure tha AJ has fans triple times over. We have been there from the start and will continue no matter what.

Aniston is the type that would sneer at her so called supportes. She could care less about you. Now we have to suffer seeing her on billboards all over shilling that snake oil.

# 152

Mmmmm @ 06/01/2007 at 1:42 pm

Chiniqua, I cannot believe you posted here before you did on AJ thread .. are you really a fan of AJ or just use her as an excuse to Hate JA?

# 153

WTF??!! @ 06/01/2007 at 1:43 pm

HERE’S ANOTHER COMMENT FROM HUFFPOST:

“Well, a girl’s gotta eat. She sure can’t act. I guess it was only a matter of time before someone picked her up to sell their stuff. I had HOPED she’d be out of our face, get a real job at something she can DO. Now I’ll just have to try and avoid Smartwater, whoever they are. At LEAST maybe she won’t be doing any more terrible movies, again, HOPEFULLY. SHE’S DOING THIS CAUSE SHE CAN’T ACT!”

# 154

Matahari @ 06/01/2007 at 1:43 pm

Whoaaa!!!! what a nose chin (her nose just as big as her chin )

Sure, she needs a smart water, she need to do something to keep her in the public eye.
This ad says: hello….! Anybody…..remember me?…

I just liked her when she was in Friends, after that, whatever she does now, doesn’t interest me at all.
Never seen her movies. Not so interesting ad…
I was just passing through and need to leave a comment about the ad.
Because something big just catched my eyes.

# 155

Frenchy @ 06/01/2007 at 1:46 pm

OMG I can hear the remarks now about Jennifer Aniston selling Smart Water. LOL!!!!! I don’t knock the hustle but man is she gonna hear it. LOL!!!

# 156

Jezebel @ 06/01/2007 at 1:46 pm

I’m sticking to CALISTOGA!!!

# 157

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ @ 06/01/2007 at 1:47 pm

Listen,don’t hate on CLINIQUA because she has more fans than Jennifer. Clin did’t need Brad Pitt’s coattail to ride on to help Her become this popular. Un like that mouse Jen.

# 158

CLINIQUA @ 06/01/2007 at 1:47 pm

Drink smart water and you too can look like this.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/junkinessblog/aniston.jpg

# 159

enough already @ 06/01/2007 at 1:49 pm

I wish Jen, and Brad & Angie and their four beautiful kids the best life can offer.

All of the fans of Brad, Angie, and Jen have to cool it off and stop bickering back and forth like children. It is not doing anybody any good. The only ones that are benefitting are the tabloid media and the blogs.

Have a great day Brad,Angie, and Jennifer fans!

# 160

cee cee @ 06/01/2007 at 1:50 pm

Ok, so she can’t get her movies financed..and she has to get her face out there. I guess it makes sense, she is often seen holding a bottle of this stuff.

# 161

Unemployment @ 06/01/2007 at 1:50 pm

chin + nose +Jennifer Aniston= a ugly woman
chin+nose+Jennifer Aniston= a ugly woman
Chin+ nose+ Jennifer Aniston= a ugly woman
Chin+ nose + Jennifer Aniston =a ugly woman

# 162

jennyfrDblock @ 06/01/2007 at 1:50 pm

Next job “Dancing with the Stars”!!

# 163

question @ 06/01/2007 at 1:51 pm

How much is a bottle of Smartwater?

# 164

Unemployment @ 06/01/2007 at 1:52 pm

Chin
nose
chin =Jennifer Aniston
nose

# 165

diane @ 06/01/2007 at 1:53 pm

I love drinking bottled water. I just buy all different shapes of them. Since I don’t drink alcoholic beverages, I can justify the money I spend on water. I will definitely try Smartwater. How much is it?

# 166

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ @ 06/01/2007 at 1:54 pm

I Dranked same of this watter,look at what hapen. 2+2=7. 1×9=11. Please don’t drunk this water. Is there somethung I can take to reversie this? please hep. Hep me.

# 167

Matahari @ 06/01/2007 at 1:54 pm

JA is nice, because she did not take care of Brad when they were still married

# 168

Matahari @ 06/01/2007 at 1:55 pm

JA is nice, because she doesn’t care about anybody else, except herself.

# 169

Matahari @ 06/01/2007 at 1:57 pm

JA IS A NICE PERSON, because she chose her career over her marriage

# 170

jennyfrDblock @ 06/01/2007 at 1:57 pm

I’ll buy SMART Water if she donates all she makes to the poor villages in Africa that need CLEAN WATER!!!

# 171

Jil @ 06/01/2007 at 1:59 pm

Looking at that photo just gave me a very good reason to stick to Diet Snapple.

# 172

Matahari @ 06/01/2007 at 1:59 pm

JA IS A NICE PERSON, BECAUSE SHE WAS DOING THE FUNDRAISING ON TV JUST TO PROOF THAT SHE CAN DO A CHARITY WORK TOO

# 173

Gianne @ 06/01/2007 at 2:01 pm

Smart water are mixed of Jen’s urine and ******

# 174

4Darfur @ 06/01/2007 at 2:02 pm

I’ll buy Smart Water if she donates all she gets paid to promote this product to Darfur. With her $110 mil. the money she makes from peddling this product is a drop in the bucket.

# 175

Matahari @ 06/01/2007 at 2:02 pm

JA IS A NICE PERSON, BECAUSE SHE DITCH HER OWN MOTHER FOR GOD KNOWS WHY. THE WOMAN THAT BRING HER TO LIFE AND CARRIED HER FOR 9 MONTHS!!!!

ANGIE IS A BAD PERSON BECAUSE SHE DITH HER FATHER WHO LEFT HER WHEN SHE WAS TOO LITTLE.

# 176

CleanH20 @ 06/01/2007 at 2:06 pm

I’ll buy SMART H20 if Aniston & Smart H20 makes any kind of donation to any third world country that needs clean drinking H20.

# 177

Jill @ 06/01/2007 at 2:07 pm

# 71 | Jen fan for life @ 06.01.2007 11:47 am
Jen gives a lot of money to various charities ( especially to Children’s Hospitals)

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Well that’s damn big of her, I must say… especially since she’s got, what… $110 million? So she can afford to throw a big check at St. Jude’s Hospital once in a while. Does she ever actually go to that hospital and spend time with the kids? Or is she too busy going to parties and premieres, shopping out Rodeo Drive and walking the dog?

Hell, anybody with a big bank account can write some checks for charity. It takes dedication and commitment to get out in the field and get your hands dirty.

So many parties, so little time….

# 178

just wanted to say... @ 06/01/2007 at 2:09 pm

I wish Brad, Angie, and Jen all well.

# 179

Amy @ 06/01/2007 at 2:17 pm

Wow, you people are hilarious. I love reading you all argue about the most ridiculous, speculative things! Keep it up! This is better than a soap opera.

# 180

WTF??!! @ 06/01/2007 at 2:28 pm

# 167 | $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ @ 06.01.2007 1:54 pm
I Dranked same of this watter,look at what hapen. 2+2=7. 1×9=11. Please don’t drunk this water. Is there somethung I can take to reversie this? please hep. Hep me.
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LOL!!! This is hilarious!

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