OlderJennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson
Fri, 01 June 2007 at 10:37 am
Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.
According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.
Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…
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# 171 | jennyfrDblock @ 06.01.2007 1:57 pm
I’ll buy SMART Water if she donates all she makes to the poor villages in Africa that need CLEAN WATER!!!
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Amen to that !
healthy lifestyle….riiiiight….i didn’t think healthy meant chain smoking marlboros all day.
I am glad I have a better chin!!!
I don’t need to drink smart water to have a healthy lifestye.
I don’t smoke, I don’t drink alcohol, eat 3x a day, drink milk and juices. I am 5′4″ and 120lbs
Only morons can be fooled by this ad.
Lost her man, lost her other man, has no kids, her movies suck, lesbian kiss didnt generate much buzz, is the third wheel to the Arquettes.
Now shes doing water ads?
LOSER!
NEW JA THREAD ALLERT!!!
That pic of her looks like she’s holding a giant dong
substance and style? really?
MORE QUOTABLE QUOTES ROM HUFPOST:
Does the SmartWater go with her SmartCigarettes? We all know she is a smoker. Why her as a promoter of a healthy drink? Trust me her ads will be full of airbrushing to remove the wrinkles and dark circles smokes will do to anybody eventually.
I find these types hypocritial, touting health while they smoke, like when I saw Sheryl Crowe on Fitness Magazine, and we all know she smokes or at least used to until recently.
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Smart water for dumb asses
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Enough already about this overhyped, talentless bimbo!
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Uh? It’s not like we’re talking about a serious actress who’s been doing theatre and arthouse films throughout her life. She’s a no-talent commercial actress and she’s always performed in very commercial/very silly TV shows and movies. She really has no reputation whatsoever to defend.
NOWADAYS TESTINO IS THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER IN THE WORLD. SO, HOW IS POSSIBLE THAT THIS PICTURE OF MANISTON BE SOOOOOOO UGLY… SAD TO SEE THE EVEN THE BEST (TESTINO) CANT GET A NICE PICT OF THE BEAST……lolol
i think the people who calls jen names are not brad pitt fans, he did love her once, and still cares about her, feelings don,t just go away, he fell out of love with her, i bet you make his skin crawl the way you attack her
Oh boy, Brangelina psychos have nothing better to do - here they come because Jen got some of the limelight over their precious adulterers!
Jennifer is obviously a bad person because
she is plug-ugly outside and inside.
to annita…..
GIVE ME A BREAK..
MY EYES! MY EYES!
This bottled water thing is so ridiculous. Water is WATER people. I don’t care how you package it, but water is water and there is no way in hell I would pay more money just because some bimbo’s face is plastered on it and it’s called “SMARTwater”. God. “electro-lyte pumping water” MY ASS. Jennifer can go to hell. What a joke
I’m not a fan of hers, but I think this ad looks good. Also it would be cool since she already has so much money, to donate her proceeds to charity.
She doesn’t look like herself but that’s the genius of Mario Testino. At least Jen got this gig. She’s doing everything she can to stay in the news.. the water ads and the “mystery date” reported to People magazine will not get her far but that’s a good start.
CHINNY’s CHIN is one real SCARY SIGHT specially for children… Huvane is thinking ahead about Halloween.. He negotiated a deal with a certain company which manufactures Halloween costumes and masks,CHINNY’s UGLY FACE, with that jaws and LONG CHIN as an added bonus will be the highlight of this coming Halloween night..CHINNY’FACE IS THAT SCARY ..HER CHIN IS SAGGY AND A FEW MONTHS AGO IT WAS ONLY LONG, BUT IT IS EVEN LONGER NOW..IT MUST BE THE RESULT OF HER NON-STOP CHAIN-SMOKING HABIT 24 HOURS A DAY..HER NEXT MOVE IS TO HAVE HER SCARY FUGLY FACE COPIED INTO A HALLOWEEN MASKS.. CHINNY WILL DO ANYTHING JUST TO KEEP CHINNY RELEVANT.. OK CHINNIFER ANNUSTON TAKE A BOW!
# 197 | Jamie @ 06.01.2007 6:29 pm
“I’m not a fan of hers, but I think this ad looks good. Also it would be cool since she already has so much money, to donate her proceeds to charity.”
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But what would she have left over to spend on Rodeo Drive? Do you want to take away her whole reason for living?
# 167 | I Dranked same of this watter,look at what hapen. 2+2=7. 1×9=11. Please don’t drunk this water. Is there somethung I can take to reversie this? please hep. Hep me.
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#167, dammit, you owe me a new keyboard! You made me spit out my Pepsi all over it! ROFLMAO!!
sad; doing celeb ads in the US represents the beginning of the end for former sitcom stars’ already dim career prospects
i always did think ’smartwater’ was an incredibly idiotic name for bottled water
Here we could use her as a spoke person for a free smart H2O :
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/08/21/angelina-jolie-shiseido-ads/
Instead of this not so smartwater afterall ad:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/06/01/jennifer-aniston-smartwater
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS ALL YOU CAN DO.
Everything about her is FAKE - Nose and Eyes
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3349/janosehy7hr8wa7tq5.jpg
Now she’s selling overpriced water.
The name “SmartWater” is pretentious. Just like Aniston.
Your career is over if you have to endorse water. GoodBye Oscar!
This is the most breathtaking woman, 1000000X better looking then that *****
Limited edition water? Do they mean limited to the number of dumbos out there willing to pay premium price for good ol’ water straight out of the faucet? Please Jen fans, please, please, please use your hard earned money to pay for this limited edition SMARTwater, because anyone who would pay for it obviously needs it. hahaha Consider it a donation to support her lavish lifestyle, she obviously “needs” the money.
She needs an eyebrow lift! her age is showing!
Jennifer think “she is Smart” that’s funuest thig I ever heard.She is ugly no mather what she do.
201 | R @ 06.01.2007 7:48 pm
sad; doing celeb ads in the US represents the beginning of the end for former sitcom stars’ already dim career prospects
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Exactly !!! that’s regular pattern far any has-been actors.
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