OlderJennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson
Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.
According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.
Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…
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sad; doing celeb ads in the US represents the beginning of the end for former sitcom stars’ already dim career prospects
i always did think ’smartwater’ was an incredibly idiotic name for bottled water
Here we could use her as a spoke person for a free smart H2O :
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/08/21/angelina-jolie-shiseido-ads/
Instead of this not so smartwater afterall ad:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/06/01/jennifer-aniston-smartwater
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS ALL YOU CAN DO.
Everything about her is FAKE - Nose and Eyes
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3349/janosehy7hr8wa7tq5.jpg
Now she’s selling overpriced water.
The name “SmartWater” is pretentious. Just like Aniston.
Your career is over if you have to endorse water. GoodBye Oscar!
This is the most breathtaking woman, 1000000X better looking then that *****
Limited edition water? Do they mean limited to the number of dumbos out there willing to pay premium price for good ol’ water straight out of the faucet? Please Jen fans, please, please, please use your hard earned money to pay for this limited edition SMARTwater, because anyone who would pay for it obviously needs it. hahaha Consider it a donation to support her lavish lifestyle, she obviously “needs” the money.
She needs an eyebrow lift! her age is showing!
Jennifer think “she is Smart” that’s funuest thig I ever heard.She is ugly no mather what she do.
201 | R @ 06.01.2007 7:48 pm
sad; doing celeb ads in the US represents the beginning of the end for former sitcom stars’ already dim career prospects
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Exactly !!! that’s regular pattern far any has-been actors.
Poor Jen, no movie career, ending up selling water and peddling Yoga DVD. waht a bad karma.
uhh I just drank this water too and one of my toothfess fell out..oh an I have diareah,,Cousin it is a lying Bitzh! I anit be no dang smarter,,now wheres det toothfez,,Bitzh Iwant my money backs!
I don’t think we can put the blame entirely to smartwater. They have no choice. She invested in the company.
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WHITESTONE, N.Y., May 31 /PRNewswire/ — Everyone knows about Jennifer Aniston’s healthy lifestyle. The all-American beauty has a passion for yoga, cooking organic meals and walking Norman and Dolly on the beach. Not only does Jennifer exercise and eat right, but she has also been drinking the biologically best water, smartwater®.
(Photo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20070531/NYTH151)
Whether it’s the electrolytes (to help rapidly hydrate her body) or the fact that smartwater is the purest water you can get, Jennifer became an immediate fan. She believes so much in smartwater that she recently became an investor in the company and is even getting actively involved in the business.
As part of the partnership with smartwater, Jennifer co-created a limited- edition smartwater label, which will be available in stores across the country this July. Jennifer will also be starring in an upcoming advertising campaign for smartwater, shot by Mario Testino, which will be seen on billboards and print publications this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
117 | Sasha @ 06.01.2007 12:55 pm
If Jennifer was a person of substance, she would join Jay Z who is promoting action about this water issue, rather than selling expensive and unnecessary bottled water.
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Agree. Dough Pitt ,Brad’s younger Brother and her X brother in law was also in this kind of project in Tanzania, Didn’t Huvaniston told the rag, her x husband family love her more than Angie and was still in regular contact with her ? may be she can gie Dough a call and donate some of this water to Tanzania.
…..the arm did not do much to conceal her best facial feature and it was even airbrushed to accentuate the chin—very creative. this shot was as bad as “that photo” she fought tooth & nail to be removed from the web (at least that showed her next best assets). surely, she has got to sue her pal photographer & get the ad photo altered REAL QUICK. +++++huh, BE WARNED….SHE DRINKS SMARTWATER. high five, Jill!
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They didn’t mention she is a chain smoker , healthy life style? BS!
So i see this post and i’m wondering why, why
did they really pick JJJJJen for spokesperson
for Smartwater? BINGO it came to me because she
is alllll ‘WASHED’ up..hahaha! who better to represent water!
BTW–i will continue to drink Smartwater–why
because i like it and i will never let another
person alter my life–you know in the Real World!
hmmmm, so does this water go with the Zone diet? Does it make you give up smoking? Do you serve @ a pity party? Or do you drink it and howl at the ocean wiht your girl crew? Perhaps you just give it to your dogs…hahaha
My oh my, have the might fallen. No movies, no 10 minute directorial debuts, no tv shows…so now she promoting water.
I just dont know what he ever saw in her.!!!
#206whatwhat, I agree with you–not only is she breath-taking(CANT BREATH AROUND HER SHE STANKS LIKE WEED&SMOKE) shes SIGHT-TAKING(IM BLIND THATS ONE UGLY BIT!H)AND LASTLY WELL I BETTER NOT MENTION THAT ENORMOUS CHIN-SHE MIGHT HEAD BUTT MY @SS!!!A DUMB@SS SELLING DUMB@SS WATER!
ATTENTION LOONS
Jennifer has quit smoking…
however, Brad is puffing away like a chimney and Jolie is going to crawl into a wine bottle:D
she tried to quit but she anit there yet.sorry to disapoint you and the weed intake is still in full affect nice try though!
She should have covered her chin!
what i don’t get is why all the hype about electrolytes? most ppl don’t really understand human physiology-gatorade, powerade and other sports drimks contain electrolytes(charged ions)-the body has to maintain stability and when you exercise a lot you need to replace the ions you’ve lost-these are normally sodium(Na+), potassium(k+) and calcium(ca+)-these are regulated by hormones ans are necessary for stable metabolic function-bottom line-this is just water with sodium, calcium or poassium added
Report Abuse # 17 | lisa @ 06.01.2007 11:02 am
she looks so amazinly pretty ! i love her… she is the best!!!..
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The pic is air-brushed to the max. You know that girl does not look like. Don’t be so dumb.
# 112 | WHAT? @ 06.01.2007 12:45 pm
I understand the marketing concept behind Vitamin Water (get your vitamins while drinking the water) but what on earth is the marketing concept of SMARTWater? Get smart while drinking overpriced water? or is it for the intellectually challenged? How insulting!
And Ms. Aniston is kinda late drinking smart water. She should have been drinking Smart water while she was married.
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lol, Your post is awesome. I love it.
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