OlderJennifer Aniston: Smartwater Spokesperson
Fri, 01 June 2007 at 10:37 am
Surprise! As predicted back in October 2006, Jennifer Aniston is officially the new spokesperson for electrolyte-pumping smartwater.
According to the press release, Aniston co-created a limited-edition smartwater label, available in July.
Billboards and print publications of Aniston’s ads, as shot her photographer pal Mario Testino, will be plastered everywhere this summer.
“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, Senior Vice President of Marketing, smartwater. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
Wallpaper-sized version of Aniston’s Smartwater ad inside…
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
Celebrity Babies
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Aniston
Katie Holmes
Vanessa Hudgens
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291 Comments
Great post from Coalh…thank you. If anyone has read JJ’s or knew about you, they would have understood the sincerity about what you wrote.
there no threat, puleeese, i just like kickin her when shes down,think of it as a good
thing,she deserves what is said about her, for trying to ruin brads and angies careers in hollywierd.so since shes peddling sugar water now,that im sure is filled with filter water an laced with vodka,shes just giving me,a oppurtunity to bash her.i didnt like how she bashed two of my fav celebs, so when i see the witch im gonna bash her for entertainment purposes only, those 2 A-listers(JPs) have move on they could give a ****,but me, their fan, i remember, and will let this uggmoe has been tv wack job have as many verbal assaults as i wan,t when i have time, just for the fun of it, and she put the negativity &bad karma in the air now she gets it back.now did i say how uggmoe looks so fuggly everyday,the ugly b1tch!!!
#227 copying my mantra are you? im the one that says jenman smokes a pack and a half of ciggys a day.brad hahahah he may have an occasional cig,not sure, but hes honestly trying to stop because of angie and his children plus health risk.Man has no reason to stopped the weed and pack an a half habit she has.just look at her cig lines around her mouth and she was on ph site not long ago an it was said she,cox,david,love the weed, not that that proves it, but what does prove she gets high on the buzz&smokes still, look at her mouth, smoke lines everywhere, even her plastic surgeon couldnt get those out because shes a chronic smoker,i wont even address aj’s drinking,its to stupid, but we know man stays high with a drink in her hand!!!hahaha
When she went in to get her nose done, she should have had her chin fixed too, or perhaps that was too big a job to be done in one day. BTW, Mario Testino and all the airbrushing in the world, cannot make the ugliness go away.
Jen’s AFTER EFFECT of drinking SmartWater.
note: The after effects do vary
#245 angelah,hahahahahahahahahahahaLMAOhahahahahha cant stop laughing hahahahah,she looks like i dont know ,so fugg hahahahahahaha thanks i needed a laugh and i love laughing at her,haha no smartwater for me,hahaha
Talk about lame…..People you need to be more creative than this, the chin/nose comebacks are ~YAWN~ so old! It’s like a broken record being repeated over and over and over and over. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I would rather smoke than put needles in my veins or ummmm starve to death. Seriously! AJ needs to lay off the heroine and smoke a joint! Would help her as a matter of fact, munchies you know.
#248 WTF=old news if true.But JENHAG SMOKES TODAY! RIGHT NOW! AND WILL DIE OF LUNG CANCER!, as well as kill others,, her dogs,, if she continues,,this smoking she does is NOW! TODAY! RIGHT NOW !2007!!!,ok.Not 1990 news when people were younger.Seems all JENHAGS munchies have gone to her head,jaw, chin,cheeks,, can we say blowfish,chipmunk face jen,,ok,Dusti fan!!Its laughable you bringing up such old stuff when that hagman is a walking cigarette today!!And promoting weed smoking,yep youre a jenhag fan to the fullest, right,jenhag?hahahah
Birds of a feather flock together. Brad is the biggest pot smoker out there and he doesn’t deny it. You think AJ is just sitting there watching. LMFAO!
Jennifer is not pretty. She is cute at best and her body is not that great either. She knows it because her own mother told her so.
Kimberly was right!
Brad is too old to be smoking like he does. He will get lung cancer very soon.
Jolie can not be at a public event without a constantly refilled glass of wine of some other kind of alcohol. She’s a drunk.
She is a drunk
Remember how Brad’s mom got mad at the amount of wine she put away at Mad’s b-day party.
CHUG IT!
it does a body good!
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/9601/winelushfu6.jpg
She is a drunk
Remember how Brad’s mom got mad at the amount of wine she put away at Mad’s b-day party.
# 253 | manjawlina
Wow! you truly believed in gossips. how stupid.
Love the PJ’s..4ever..all this other s.hit
about water, chins, noses who is smoking, who
is drinking what, is so silly and not worth a good dump.
have fun children!
253 | manjawlina @ 06.02.2007 4:38 pm
She is a drunk
Remember how Brad’s mom got mad at the amount of wine she put away at Mad’s b-day party.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a fine example of a Faniston who needs to drink the product her idol is schilling.
Do you suppose her fans will realize the lunacy of believing the tabloids once they start guzzling Smart Water? Because you know they are going to be buying it by the caseful. Oh my gosh, what am I saying?! Smart Water is not going to cure what ails these simpletons!
Her head is shaped like an anvil.
why do some of you folks think she needs to help third world countries because she is endorsing water??? Idiots…..AJ is trying to sell makeup in Japan! You morons! STFU and stop pretending you care about orphans and clean drinking water.
gosh! you people have nothing better to do?
i bet if was angelina the new spokerperson for this water, you would be saying: “OMG! i will buy this water and see if i get any smart!”. duh!
no matter what our little Jen do, you (by you i mean brangelina fans) will always say something negative.
leave her alone and live your miserable lives!
I am fed up with Aniston, she is ugly…
Go Angelina !
http://starsaunaturel.canalblog.com/
I’m fed up with Jolie, she is ugly !
Go Jennifer !
And I assumed all you people who focused so much on Jennifer A’s chin are all so stunningly good looking? Most likely, you hated how you look. And probably the most achievement you can be proud of in this lifetime-is to bash somebody you dont EVEN know.
Veekyv - check your verb tense
…I also fail to see how you make that logic leap; one doesn’t have to hate how one looks at all to be able to spot and point out a pointy chin (no pun intended, I’m sure)
And I higly doubt that you have Ph D in English Composition. My deductive reasoning/logic point outs that people are actually have low esteem themselves when they obssesed and finding satisfaction in bashing somebody else’ appearance. Yes, continue on with your pathetic
“feel good about yourselves” practices.
JENNIFER HAS TO BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT, BETWEEN JJ AND PEREZ, BRANGELINA FANS ARE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR MINDS. SEE HOW KARMA COMES FULL CIRCLE. WITH MAMS, BILLBOARS ALL OVER LA. JENNIFER WAS VERY UNHAPPY AT THAT TIME, BECAUSE SHE HAD JUST DIVORCED SOMEONE SHE CARED DEEPLY FOR. NOW THE SCRIPT HAS FLIPPED. ANGELINA IS WEIGHING IN AT 99LBS, OF COARSE THAT IS WHEN SHE IS CARRYING SOME OF THE CHILDREN. SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE, BRAD IS DISRESPECTING HER, AND ABOVE ALL, SHE HAS TO SEE THESE BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS OF JEN ALL OVER LA. IF THAT IS NOT BAD ENOUGH, SHE HAS TO SEE HER IN A BODY THAT ANGELINA ONCE OWNED.
WEEPING MAY ENDURE FOR A NIGHT, BUT JOY COMES IN THE MORNING. TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO JUST DON’T GET IT. BABY FOR JEN, IT IS MORNING. GOODNIGHT ANGELINA, AND FOR THE FLAWLESS JENNIFER, GOOD MORNING SWEETHEART. PEACE BABE
266 MARTY | 06/05/2007 at 2:00 am
… BRAD IS DISRESPECTING HER, AND ABOVE ALL, SHE HAS TO SEE THESE BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS OF JEN ALL OVER LA.
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WTF are you smoking, boy? Brad is disrespecting Angelina? Pray tell, how is he doing that? When he finished shooting film in Montreal he could have told her “hey babe, see you sometime next week in LA”. Instead of which, he flew all the way back to Prague to bring her and the kids back to LA. He couldn’t be away from his family for five days. On the other hand, he had no problem being away from Chinnochio for FIVE MONTHS while he was shooting “Troy”. During which time, lets not forget, she didn’t come to see him once. Some “devoted wife”, yeah, right. Angie would have moved the whole family to Brad’s location just to be with him.
I don’t know what ‘beautiful photos” of Jen you’re talking about, but if you mean those photos of her shilling Smartwater with her anvil face, give me a break. Meanwhile, poor Jen has to see Angie’s gorgeous face and body plastered all over the covers of not one, but two magazines, and I’m not talking about the tabs — I’m talking about the July issues of Esquire and Marie Claire, both coming out next week. Those covers are knockouts. Jen and Huvane must be grinding their teeth down to the nubs. You’ll probably need dentures by the time you finish grinding yours.
I totally agree with MARTY, well said….
Angelina THE stupid cracker is using those poor kids to get attention and press, at least Jennifer doesn’t seek attention. Jen is for real, you go girl, you are clean in and out just like the water…….Congratulations…..
I totally agree with MARTY.
Angelina THE stupid cracker is using those poor kids to get attention and press. At least Jennifer doesn’t seek attention…..she is pure and for real…..Congrats girl…..
the picture was photoshopped it was unrecognizable..the picture cannot even called a picture…it is more like a painting…no facial features at all
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