OlderLiveblogging @ The MTV Movie Awards 2007
For the first-time ever, The MTV Movie Awards are live (they’ve always been taped before unlike its sister event, The MTV Video Music Awards). All the liveblogging will be in this entry… Check out all of the red fuchsia carpet pictures in the entries below!!!!
Complete List of Winners:
Best Villain - Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Best Fight - Gerard Butler vs. “The Uber Immortal”
Best Kiss - Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen (Talladega Nights)
Best Breakthrough Performance - Jaden Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Best Comedic Performance - Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat
Best Movie Spoof - United 300
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet - Transformers
Best Performance - Johnny Depp, POTC
Best Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
5:15PM - Alright, just got back from the red fuchsia carpet. I missed the first 15 minutes! What happened?? Sarah Silverman just brought a HUGE sumo wrestler on stage to deter people from giving long speeches.
5:20PM - Sarah Silverman is talking with Jessica Biel… THEY’RE PRACTICALLY KISSING! They’re talking at lips’ distance. I hope they had breathmints beforehand.
5:22PM - Bruce Willis and Justin Long present “Best Fight.” I hope Borat wins!! Fantastic Four cast getting photos taken in photo room.
5:24PM - Gerry won best fight! He was funny on the red carpet.
5:33PM - Victoria Beckham takes the stage!! … with Chris Tucker from Rush Hour. She’s introducing Rihanna and Jay-Z. Vix was a doll on the red carpet and answered one of my questions! ELLA ELLA ELLA EY EY EY …
5:37PM - Sarah Silverman pokes fun at Jessica Biel’s derrière. Kevin James and Adam Sandler take the stage with her. Biel didn’t stop for my section the red carpet. Boooo!!!
5:43PM - Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell liplock!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG. They’re on the floor rolling on top of each other after winning “Best Kiss.”
5:53PM - Some girl Cathy (Kathy?) via webcam introduces Best Breakthrough Performance. Jaden wins. He’s not there but accepts his award via home video with his parents, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Jaden’s “being a good big brother and supporting his sister,” who’s filming a movie in Toronto.
5:58PM - Dane Cook pokes fun of Paris again… saying something about checking into prison early. Pan to Paris… painfully smiling. Wow, this is like torturous watching her squirm!
6:06PM - Silverman: “John Krasinski is a dirty Pollock!!!!”
6:07PM - Sacha Baron Cohen wins best comedic performance!!! “Hello!!!! I’m English. Borat couldn’t be here today.” He’s basically giving Lindsay Lohan’s car crash and rehab story, filling in Borat’s name.
6:10PM - Commercial! I’m pretty sure I can liveblog more effectively at home with my DVR.
6:15PM - Silverman: “When I think of white people with Hispanic names… I think of… Cameron Diaz!” Diaz introduces her ogre husband, Mike Myers for the MTV Generation Award. “Shall I shag him now or shall I shag him later?
6:20PM - Mike Myers makes an explosive entry… dancing in with a flock of females to the Austin Powers theme song. Talks up sponsor Pontiac a lotttttt like one of their commercials. APR financing.. lalala.
6:27PM - Samuel L. Jackson awards best movie spoof to United 300.
6:30PM - Bruce Willis congratulates Amy Winehouse on her marriage and introduce her performance of “Rehab.”
6:31PM - Dane Cook is coming into the “Bloggers Room” in a few. Anyone got questions?
6:37PM - Eva Mendes and Seth Rogen present “Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet.” Seth hypes up his “Jew sperm.” Of course, Transformers takes it!
6:45PM - Sarah Silverman slaps Andy Samberg. Haha!
6:46PM - Tyrese, Josh Duhamel and Shia LaBeouf hand over the golden popcorn to Johnny Depp for Best Performance in POTC.
6:51PM - Heidi Montag is in the photo room getting her pictures taken. She’s not wearing her engagement ring. I asked her about it and she said, “You’ll just have to watch The Hills to find out!” She’s coming into the “Bloggers Room” next with fiance Spencer Pratt!!!
6:53PM - Heidi was asked about her Playboy offer. Spencer jokes, “She was offered FIVE MILLION!”
6:55PM - Hairspray’s John Travolta, Amanda Bynes and Zac Efron gives the legendary golden popcorn for “Best Movie” to Pirates of the Caribbean.
6:58PM - FINITO!!!! Thanks everybody for joining in, it was fun!! I’ll listen back to my audio recorder and transcribe the sound bites I got from the red carpet.
Silverman’s closing line: “Sorry Matt Damon, we ran out of time!!” HAHAHA!! (Boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel’s long-running joke on his talk show.)
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LOVE that Sarah made fun of Paris!! :)
what did she say about paris?? I missed it :(
Me too!! I missed it. Someone fill me in. She did walk the red carpet…
OMG can’t wait to see pix of Victoria Beckham!!!
tell us more about victoria please!
btw, good luck jared!
I remember why I’ve always liked Sarah Silverman, The look on Paris’s face was priceless.
Posh looks totally trashtastic, I love it. What did she say Jared?
I have to listen back to my tape! She was wearing something from a NYC boutique, if my memory serves me correctly.
Sarah started on Paris with something like: “So.. Paris Hilton will be going off to jail in a few days… (paused because the WHOLE AUDIENCE APPLUADED AND CHEERED FOR HER ARREST) and then said how Paris would get special treatment because there were having a stylist come in and change the jail cell bars to plastic penises. Then she said she would break her jaw nawwing on them… (pan to Paris with the camera- looks like she is going to burst into tears and the whole audience applauds again, and they wait EVEN LONGER for the joke to set in.)
AWESOME.
They did a movie spoof with aniston,angelina and vince vaughn…it was pretty funny
Po$h was on stage for about 2.5 seconds and said about 4words, who cares? Lol
God bless Paris Hilton, she will never live down those jokes.
So what did Gerard Butler say on the red-carpet? Care to share?
Thanks L in Philly!!! Poor Paris, haha.
The Paris Hilton bit was crazy funny. I actually kind of felt bad for her.
I don’t remember what Gerry said!! He was talking to a lot of different people and rushed through the carpet. I’ll listen back to the tape and let you guys know every detail!
Youre welcome Jared! :)
I was paraphrasing… and Im sure it will be on YouTube in no time!
Gerard Butler is one fine, hot man. Jack is cool.
so, you asked vic a fashion question? you sound like a kid in a candy store jared. lol. glad you’re having a good time.
when you look like gerard, who cares what he’s saying?
Did you actually see Gerard Butler in the flesh? If so, OOOOHHHHHH you lucky dog, you!
Sarah started talking about how Paris was going to jail soon, and the crowd started cheering. (awkward). Then she said to make her more comfortable there they were painting her cell bars to look like penises. then she commented that she might hurt her mouth on that. (very awkward). look on Paris’ face….priceless.
Jared! Did you talk to zac or vanessa?
Hmmm, if this make fun of Paris trend continues all night I just *might* feel bad for her….
What did Gerry say in his acceptance speech for Best Fight?
I don’t remember but on the red carpet, Gerry did play fight one of these reporters. I wish I had a camera crew to film it!
Thanks Jared…appreciate all the news and pictures..keep up the great work!
Cameron Diaz looks GORGEOUS!!! Breaking up with Justin has done wonders for her. Her presentation was slightly annoying, very valley girlish.
Cammie D looks AMAZING! Good for her! :)
cameron looks like she’s trying way too hard to show off her only asset
Heres a link to Gerry speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRvfnxXEhbA
Don’t know if I’m allowed to do that :)
Hey Gerry,
Thanks for the speech! Hope you can link more of Gerry tonight! We don’t get it in SoCal till 7:30PM PST.
FOR DANE:
WHO’S HOSTING TEEN CHOICE AWARDS THIS YEAR AND ARE YOU GOING?
Dane just left. Sorry, LJ.
Hey Jared,
I have a question for dane, Dane have you ever thought of changing your schtick to something other then the same old annoying routine of fast talking lame jokes accompanied by exaggerated faces and stupid sound effects?
I love your site Jared, keep up the good work
POEM FOR DANE!!!
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs,
And what’s in between.
I like your style,
I like your class,
But most of all
I like your a*s!
*takes a bow*
Make sure you grab Gerry and get him to come in here too!
the only question i have for dane is why he stole demetri martins material? or at least his shoe-joke.
YAY Johnny Depp! Looking old school and HOT!
omg I love Johnny Depp! Not only is he totally hot but he seems like such a great guy and very down to earth. he deserves all of his success
Wow, the show was waaay too short!
Well that was very disappointing
JOHNNY DEPP OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Sorry for the fangirl moment but he’s sooo f**king HOT. He’s the highlight of the show, it was boring has hell until he showed up.
Tell Sarah she kicked ass!! :)
I was severely disappointed with the host :(.
oceans 11 is on tbs!
Thanks for all the posts! Jealous that you are there! I will be even more jealous if you get to meet Johnny Depp! Can’t wait to see more pics!
That show was beat as hell but the Movie Awards always are. So i started watching the show late and caught sarah’s opening monologue on the repeat. Holy shiz! She ripped Paris a new a**hole. I’ve seen her show on comedy central and her special on showtime but i’m def a fan now. Anyway i googled cisco adlers balls and they are disgusting. the only reason i mention it is b/c the site i found his balls on had a bunch of other people who had googled b/c of sarah as well. i thought that was kinda funny :)
BTW what was up with Jack Nicholson?
any ZANESSA stuff?
cause that’s all that’s hot.
i heart zanessa!
LMAO I LOVED the Pairs Rip and that she was THERE in the audience!! Best ever! hahahaha
I am so glad Sarah said something Paris is so over and that she was inthe audience BORED me and then to her what Sarah said made it all worth it hahaha loved it!!!
Loved Jack being there too BUT I have NO IDEA what he was saying but WHO CARES its JACK hes awesome
Paris went to the MTV awards knowing that somebody would make a joke about her. She probably went there to get publicity and sympathy..awwww…NOT!
Sara’s joke about Parasite in Prison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8
Will and Sacha going at it was pretty much the hottest thing ever. EVEN HOTTER THAN GERRY and his smokin’ hot accent, imo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8
JJ! You spoke to Victoria!? Ahhh what did she say???
She looked gorgeous!! Loving the peek-a-boo fringe!
I don’t care what anyone else says, she rocked that look!
JJ please put up a new thread for Angelina Jolie’s birthday.
JARED. PARIS TURNED HERSELF IN .TMZ HAS GOT VID OF IT. lmao how ‘HOLLYWOOD’ of her to turn herself in after the whole skit with sarah. man that is priceless. Wow do you guys see that? It’s 23 days without whoris!!! yayyyyyy
Paris SHE SHOULD OF KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HER!! lolhaha
Best Performance - Johnny Depp, POTC
YEAHHHHH johnny… Love you ;D*
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