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Paul Sculfor: Jennifer Aniston’s New Man

Paul Sculfor: Jennifer Aniston’s New Man

Jennifer Aniston’s new mystery man has been revealed per PeoplePAUL SCULFOR.

Sculfor comes in the form of a 36-year-old, 6 feet-tall British model. Jen’s new hottie with a body is a former boxer and construction worker and has modeled in high-end designer ads for Christian Dior and Jean Paul Gaultier. You can also check out Sculfor’s Levi’s commercial here.

The canoodling pair were last spotted holding hands during a romantic dinner over Memorial Day weekend at Santa Monica’s One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel. Sculfor gently rubbed Aniston’s back as they waited for a table, reports People.

“He’s a lovely guy,” says his friend and former gal pal London socialite Lady Victoria Hervey. “A gentleman. Simple things, like opening doors, he does all that. He’ll think of the woman before himself.”

And see if you measure up to Jen’s new man — check out Sculfor’s stats below!

Height: 6′0″
Chest: 40″
Waist: 33″
Inseam: 32″
Shoe size: 10.5
Suit: 40R/40R
Collar: 15.5″
Hair: light brown
Eyes: dark brown

Check out 40+ modeling pictures inside of Jen’s new man Paul Sculfor

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510 Comments

# 2

Wow, good for her. But the guy kinda looks like Brad Pitt in the face closeup picture. JMO.

# 3

LOl proof she still isnt over her ex.. trying to find a look a like, Jen?

# 5

he lookssooooooooooooooooooooo much hotter then old brad pitt

# 6
sick of it @ 06/06/2007 at 12:34 pm

THIS IS A FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIP. THE TRUTH GETS REVELEAD IN 2 WEEKS

# 7
julia weinstein @ 06/06/2007 at 12:36 pm

publicity stunt…so sad.
true happiness cannot be bought.

# 8
[Famous Fug Face] @ 06/06/2007 at 12:36 pm

He has Brad eyes.

# 9

This relationship was made by Huvane, the real relationship gets revealed within a couple of weeks. Jen was playing a game with Vince too. All publicity. There is nothing there. Enjoy the lame ass gossip game. Huvane is running your mouths. IDIOTS.

Wow!!! talk about moving on. Your very own Brad Pitt clone. How can I get one of those?

Loser Chin Forever @ 06/06/2007 at 12:38 pm

I know Stephen Huave had to leak this to the press, so Maniston could get more PR.

He looks so hot.

Go JEN!

enough_already @ 06/06/2007 at 12:40 pm

More media manipulation from Maniston!

Angelina fans, breathe !!!!!!!!!!!

Jen has to be so happy with this gorgeous man, even for fun he looks DELICIOUS. Go Jen and enjoy him YUMMY !!!!!!!!!!

he’s way hotter than brad and i don’t think that picking someone who has a slight resemblance to brad means she’s trying to find another ‘him’ it might just means that she has a type and her type his blond and blue eyed men…

eyes are blue

hot guy
all wonderful
oh my GOD

MANISTON SUCKS BIGTIME!!! @ 06/06/2007 at 12:42 pm

Right on! This sad, has been pathetic sitcom actress has nothing NADA. No talent, no kids, no family and a FAKE pathetic relationship w/ a guy who is rumored to be .GAY!

I’m happy Jen is moving on and with a hotter guy than Brad. Nicely done Jen!

I wish her all the happiness and love, I hope she finds a good guy that will treat her right.

Yay for Jennifer! Paul is a good looking guy and they make a beautiful couple. Good luck to Jennifer!

Well good for her, if true! Hopefully, the tabloids can now stop the triangle bullsh*t and focus on her and that relationship while keeping the J-Pitts and their relationship separate.

I do kind of feel for the guy though with some of the comments I’ve heard thus far comparing him to BP. I hope he has a strong sense of self and is ready for the pubilicity storm that’s about to rain down on him LOL. Anonymity GOODBYE.

At least he looks like a dude, unlike Bosworth’s flame.

JOE : that one @ 06/06/2007 at 12:45 pm

#6 : JULIA : you know the truth too ? It is pissing me off no end. They have made a game out of ********* ********* life !

FanOfBradAndAngie @ 06/06/2007 at 12:50 pm

YES,YES,YES! This is what I have been waiting for…Vince was not good enough for America’s own sweetheart. But this guy seems nice, good-looking and hopefully this relationship(if there is any yet) works and she will be happy and in love! Because then everybody will forget this old triangle and Angie and Brad can be happy too. Let’s all be happy! ;-) Peace my friends.

I am happy for her, maybe now everyone can leave her, Brad, and Angelina alone. They all deserve their peace and happiness in whatever shape it comes in.

You cannot compare this guy to Brad or for that matter any other guy she goes out with. She has moved on or atleast trying to, people should stop comparing her present boyfriend with her ex.

That said Brad is a great guy, and the most good looking guy on this planet!!!

WTF is wrong with poster numbe @ 06/06/2007 at 12:57 pm

No. 20….you need to get some anger management. You are doing AJ and BP no favours here. Jared, why are you allowing such offensive posters? Your site could be damaged when I link these comments to other sites. Just saying.

Yes I agree he does look a bit like Brad, she should not try to get someone who looks like Brad but someone who is better looking with different looks than Brad. Brad is not all that in my opinion

I don’t care for Jen. Actually got tired of “Friends” after the first year or so and stopped watching it. However, I wish her the best. Everyone should have a love in their life. The media (paparazzi stalkers) needs to leave her alone. Give this relationship a chance. Maybe they should spend more time in Europe. Good luck Jen.

Now, did you see all the pix of AJ and BP on the red carpet….. WOW Love to see them smiling and laughing like that. Makes me smile. ;-D

angelinammm @ 06/06/2007 at 1:05 pm

younger version of Brad Pitt?!

FoolUTwice @ 06/06/2007 at 1:06 pm

Why would a 36 year old British actor, tyring to make in the high fashion beautiful world date a 38 year old wanna be A lister who has never made any ‘most beaufitul’ lists? Pu - bli - ci - ty! PUBLICITY!!

And even if it remotely true, he will leave her just like the others for some hot young thing. She doesnt like to travel, she will become insane jealous of his looks, etc.

He does resemble Bradley - a little bit…

I find it highly suspicious that this story comes out the week Ocean’s 13 opens…come on Jen, ..do you think we are stupid….plus choosing a model only reinforces the shallow, dull opinion people already have about her…they can walk the beach, tan and drink expensive water together…at least Vince was interesting.

Thats my girl!!!
i love you jen !..this guy is super hot!!!!!!!!

Ey, well if its true.. good for her.
Looks too much like a publicity stunt, if you know what I mean. Huvane must be getting desperate with no other HW types willing to be “in a relationship” with JenJen. When you see an up and coming model in the picture you know something stinks.

Well JenJen, I’ve never really admired you, but if you did land this hottie then ride him with all you’ve got. Have fun. That’s all.

You know who he looks like… Ryan Sutter- the guy from “The Bachelorette” show years ago… the firefighter guy who married Trista! :)

He is very handsome…

Gorgeous man + gorgeous woman = fun times. Wish them all the best.

Is she so desperate for attention that she has to reveal her new boyfriend the same week Oceans 13 opens? It’s sad.

^^ughhh… she was actually named MOST beautiful… nice try though.

BTW, shoutout to Huvane: give us gullible folks some pics of the “back-rubbing” and “romantic dinner”.

And if anyone out there has seen them together with their own eyes let us know. Curious minds want to know.

(oops last post was in response to #30)

People in the entertainment industry ALL know that Jen & Vince’s relationship was only a PUBLICITY STUNT to promote their movie & put a little jab at Brad & Angie. Anybody, most of Jen’s fans, who fell for Jen’s fake act, would obviously fall for this story as well…. sigh….

As much as i want to sympathise Jen, she is as dumb, shallow and flakey as one can get - she’s a FRAUD..

Why is this news? Didn’t she date someone by the name of Vince Vaughan??????

I Don't Get It @ 06/06/2007 at 1:12 pm

I just don’t get it. How is someone like Jen Aniston able to get these really hot, handsome men…like Brad Pitt and now this guy! Jen Aniston is cute, but that’s it. She has a plain face, nice hair, nice tan, nice body, good sense of fashion, but it’s obvious that she has to work hard to look cute. And from all the interviews I’ve seen and read about her, she usually does not have anything interesting to say and usually appears flustered or confused by the interviewer’s questions. I’m trying to be objective here, and I just don’t understand how someone with Jen Aniston’s looks and personality can get all the fame and money and hot men. Maybe she does exude some superficial charisma that lures people in. But one thing that she should be extremely grateful for–her fame is due to the fact that she married Brad Pitt.

wonder how much this guy is getting paid from Huvane, plus 15 min of fame… poor guy….

Jen does have to “Buy her love”…

OMG he’s gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. Way to go Jen. Now, let everyone of this triangle have some peace and move on. Let Brangelina raise their children and be happy, let Jen date who she wants and move forward with her life. I hope all will be happy in the end.

Good for her. He’s cute. An upgrade from Vince Vaughn. It seems like dating a male model is the new trend for actresses.

Keira, Sienna, Paris, Halle, Kate B..

he looks way too hot for her. Just like brad pitt was.

[Famous Fug Face] @ 06/06/2007 at 1:25 pm

Someone get [20] a therapist a-sap. ‘anger management’

jeannified @ 06/06/2007 at 1:26 pm

He DEFINITELY resembles Brad! Good for her, even though I am glad that Brad is with Angelina…they seem more connected. However, this somewhat says to me that Jen is NOT over Brad. Still…good for Jen!

This media-wh*re and Huvane will be cooking up more gimmicks especially if Pitt gets nominated.

Ugh! another -make-believe-relationship-that-is not in existence. She has been off the limelight for a while and has no contribution to the world whatsoever!! They must come up with something!! Whoa! Jen must be really this desperate!! Poor thing..tsk tsk.

A lot of Brangelina supporters give themselves a bad name by dissing Aniston. It’s possible to GROW UP and support both.

Jen’s guy will make her a sugar mommy, it seems he made only one commercial and too old to get jobs in the US as a model. Models, especially men models are not paid well unless they get endorsements!

He is hired by Huvane to pose as Jen’s BF in anticipation of new Brangelina pregnancy. Remember Vince was used for the first pregnancy!!!

Please! Does he need glasses!

The timing of all this says it all; it is so sad and she needs to fire Huvane. He is making a fool of her.

The guy looks gay beyond words. She needs to date outside of the male model or actor world. She is killing herself try to stay in the spotlight any way she can.

She is not attractive but could redeem herself if she would just quietly go live her life and stop already with the insane jealousy of Brad and Angelina. I have never seen anyone this obsessed or she would not quietly keep gathering pity in a passive aggressive way. She knows what she is doing and she does it scarily well…

like that @ 06/06/2007 at 1:37 pm

he does have brad pitt’s slanted eyes, but otherwise, you can’t compare the two.

good for jennifer. she’s living her own life, like brad and angelina is living theirs. some of you ppl need to get over it.

Beautiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiful.

Handsome looking man. I hope it’s true.

I know she’s already moved on with her life because she no longer does interviews about her ex and how their relationship started, progressed or ended. If she was still in love with her ex, she would still find ways to interject him into her conversations/interviews.

Whoever she finds is a lucky man. God bless her-a class act.

i agree seems to be another Huvane publicity stunt. If she is dating this guy I know it won’t last for the reason based on his looks. He is much better looking than she is and has dated much better looking women than her. He is also surrounded constantly be beautiful women. If she does hold on to him is probably as bait to hook in the bigger fish. Seen that so many times.

Jen is very insecure…she will not last with this guy.

49 SUCK IT
This media-wh*re and Huvane will be cooking up more gimmicks especially if Pitt gets nominated.
Nominated? For what?

I know she’s already moved on with her life because she no longer does interviews about her ex and how their relationship started, progressed or ended. If she was still in love with her ex, she would still find ways to interject him into her conversations/interviews.

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She hasnt done an interview lately because she hasnt worked in two years.

And why is this exactly..news?

Longtime Fan/Lurker @ 06/06/2007 at 1:48 pm

As a Brangelina fan…I am happy for her…Never hated her I just hope she finds happiness and move on…

AT LEAST HE LOOKS BETTER THAN VINCE V!!!

Sorry guys,hes a batter,I work in the fashion industry myself, he shoots both ways.

It’s really hard not to leave a comment on something like this…
Desperate Jen Jen seeking for attention!!!well, it’s her money so if she wants to spend it buyin’ love….

Wow, this woman would settle for nothing less than a 10, would she?
He’s smoking hot. Good job Jen. Anytime a girl finds a guy this hot to be with, you gotta give her props–regardless who he looks like.

Longtime Fan/Lurker @ 06/06/2007 at 1:52 pm

42 I Don’t Get It | 06/06/2007 at 1:12 pm

How about $110Mil? Will that do?

I’ve never been a Brad or Angelina fan. I wish them all the happiness and love in their lives together, they seem to be very similar in their approach to life; that’s what everyone in this world desires.

I can be mature and say this, because we all deserve happiness, regardless of how our relationships begin or end.

Brad is happy with Angelina and THEIR children.
Jennifer will find happiness with another man.

CAN’T WE BE MATURE AND WISH THEM ALL HAPPINESS.

crazydreams @ 06/06/2007 at 1:53 pm

I hear he’s done some gay porn and other things in the past that should be coming out soon. Should be interesting. Jennifer will drop him quickly if the news gets out.

Wow, this woman would settle for nothing less than a 10, would she?
He’s smoking hot. Good job Jen. Anytime a girl finds a guy this hot to be with, you gotta give her props–regardless who he looks like.
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Right, even if he is known to be gay and in it just for the publicity.. she is using him too.

From what world are you guys???

Do you really think Brad Pitt would be with her 7 years of his life (of his youngth) if she doesn’t have “something”? Think about this! (otherwise he would be a stupid man)

She really has someting besides regular beauty. That’s why she has a lot of fans and beautiful lovers. As Jake once said: We all fall in love with Jen, and it’s all her fault!

I see a bit of Bradley in him…

He’s gay. Believe. It will come to light.

HIS IS GAY. THIS IS HUVANE’S GAME. He wasn’t meant to be found out. Real guy = very VERY soon.

JA and her PR people are SO transparent. Mighty Heart and Oceans coming out and all of sudden she appears with a new guy, on the cover of People. She gets swarmed at the London airport a few months back by papparazi (planned by Huvane of course) yet not one pap spots her out on her date night with her so-called new guy?!! She is so fake. It’s all a front for her, all about her image, betcha it’s all a sham.

He’s goodlooking (kinda feminine though) but nowhere near as much as Brad…Brad has the it factor, a glow and energy about him that is sexy. But Paul’s modelling career will kick into high gear now!

The other fake : Vince is in the closet. WAIT AND SEE. Jen has BIG plans

I am a huge angie and brad fan but I think that the haters and lovers on both sides should be happy for their idols. I don’t like Aniston but I am glad that she found someone. I am to admit that I always attack Aniston and call her name but I truly happy for her. I think the haters should stop attacking Angie and Brad and the same (including me) should stop attacking Aniston. Seriously, it has been more than two years, just let it go. It doesn’t matter who’s fault anymore the important thing is that both Jen and Brad found someone that they are happy with. Peace.

Finally Aniston’s publicist hired a hottie for Jen. Now if they did this when the paps were snapping away during Memorial Day making Jennifer Aniston a 3rd wheeler to Courtney and David it would be somewhat believable. But wait! But then nothing is believeable in the Aniston Camp. So sad. They’re trying to make Jennifer be like Halle which she AIN’T. Halle got her MAN in a legit way, by working with him and being one of the most beautiful woman in the world… no hair in the face to hide, REVLON covergirl to claim her legit beauty.

This man is just taking advantage to boost his fame. Guaranteed , in few weeks they’ll gradually have “fake engagement ring.. then fake wedding plans…. then the breakup”… and in the end we will ALL know who Paul Sculfor is. Good job Paul! Bad job Aniston publicist. Next time make it more realistic and stop making Jen look like another fool. Sad!

69 FF | 06/06/2007 at 1:54 pm
From what world are you guys???

Do you really think Brad Pitt would be with her 7 years of his life (of his youngth) if she doesn’t have “something”? Think about this! (otherwise he would be a stupid man)

She really has someting besides regular beauty. That’s why she has a lot of fans and beautiful lovers. As Jake once said: We all fall in love with Jen, and it’s all her fault!
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Yeah….they spent most of the time being a part during their 7 yrs together. I think Brad was just patient enough and finally fed up with it and left her for good!!

76: Jen has different timing. It has nothing to do with anything. Here is reality : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16564031/

You BP/AJ fans will never like “maniston”.

You ridicule her and say she’s still stuck on Brad and she needs “to move on”. The second you hear news that she has moved on, you ridicule her as a liar; a publcity hound.

Are you Pitt-Jolie fans ever going to be satisfied, or, does your love of Brad and Angie depend on your perception that Jennifer is unhappy and still pining for the great Brad Pitt.

Like #66 said, let’s be mature and be happy for all of them. I look forward to the day when I never have to see the three of their names mentioned in the same article, don’t you, or do you need to keep this nonesense going to justify your love of Brad and Angie.

oh yeah, Paul is playing for the other team. It will come to light soon. The man is gay. Fashion insider speaks louder than tabloids.

Anybody know…is Jen working on anything soon (besides peddling water…weird). Does she not have anything lined up soon? No movie work lined up? I’m not a fan, but just wondering if all this gal is doing is spending all her time screaming at the ocean, longing for the Brad days and crying to Courtenay now? She seems so insecure. It just seems like she spends most of her time coming up with lame PR moves to keep her name in the spotlight.

fashion babylon @ 06/06/2007 at 2:08 pm

Oh gosh, what are they trying to say?!? Paul is gay!

Looks like the fools from the BP/AJ threads are jealous as old biddies. Apparently Jen cannot date anyone hotter than Brad, make that she cannot date period or the old ladies will start attacking!! WAY TO GO JEN. She landed a HOT HOT HOT man, and there is no way Brad reaches this level of hotness.

Now Angie has other man to go out for… In some years she will trad Brad for Paul!

Lol.

ding dong @ 06/06/2007 at 2:13 pm

It was all for publicity, and to possibly throw people off from ’something’ else…..ie: He’s GAY!

angelinammm @ 06/06/2007 at 2:13 pm

sometimes I think Brad was not being true to himself and he went for the type that looks and behaves like his mother
not so pretty but caring soul and that was Jennifer
I believe he came to his senses and now that he is older he is leading a life he was supposed to with a woman who’s more on his level in every aspect

conde nasty @ 06/06/2007 at 2:14 pm

Jennifer Aniston really needs a new publicist! This guy, Paul Sculfor is another Lance Bass. lol. this is too much I can’t contain my laughter.

LMAO!!! Jen dates someone and Brad fans come out screaming that he is gay! FUNNY!! All that hatred in their hearts for Jen makes them really twisted,no?

Some of you people are so ugly and hateful. What’s the point of being that way? Good for her if she’s found a new guy. Why should that bother any of you so much? Get a life people and stop all the hate.

grain of salt @ 06/06/2007 at 2:16 pm

Some have posted on JJB that there is a rumor of a gay porn tape making the rounds.

Won’t be long before he finds a reason to leave her sorry-ass!!

60 Longtime Fan/Lurker | 06/06/2007 at 1:48 pm
As a Brangelina fan…I am happy for her…Never hated her I just hope she finds happiness and move on…
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ITA…let’s have her get on with her life and maybe this mystery guy is the one!

The timing of these releases is really quite masterful on Huvane’s part ~ he sure is earning his money with her ~ The Master of Manipulating the Press…he could teach classes in it.

All the bad things you guys wish will come back to you!

Stop doing that, wish everybody happiness!

I wish you all the best, Jennifer.

N to the O @ 06/06/2007 at 2:19 pm

Don’t know why my regular handle NO won’t work.
But as I was saying…..Jen dates and the Brad fans come out of the woodwork screaming that the guy is gay. FUNNY!!! All that hatred in their hearts makes them really twisted,no?

I don’t see any resemblance to Brad PITT.
Jen Aniston is not newsworthy, i have yet to see her doing something important in the news. This is just another one of Huvanes’ publicity spin to keep jawnnifer in the news.She’s either flashing her BOOBS for attention or in a fake relationship to stay in the news.SAD

see through @ 06/06/2007 at 2:19 pm

Jen can’t keep a man because she’s too whiney and i will bet a dollar she’s a serious drama queen, never happy with herself, never happy with her lovers/husband.

I really don’t care about Jen, she’s dull and lame and boring. But she deserves to be happy. The guy is just a hottie, wish them good luck

#8 Looks like Brad. lol.

Michelle A. @ 06/06/2007 at 2:29 pm

He is not even 1% gay. He is such a good kisser and so good in bed!!!

He looks like Brad Pitt

#100 Michelle

WTF? How do You know? You’ve been with the guy?

If he didn’t look so much like a Brad Pitt wannabe - except he’s balding and british, and if she hadn’t released news that she was ‘dating’ in the middle of the Ocean’s hype and A Mighty Heart business, and if she actually meant what she said about her private life staying private, and not having her publicist run right out two weeks after a hook-up (didn’t the same PR guy leak the Vaughn ‘reunion’ news and sleepover to People not even 3 weeks ago?) - I might actually wish her luck…but it’s just all so orchestrated and ridiculous.

I don’t feel sorry for maniston, I feel sorry for the guy who might be lured into being a sperm donor for fug Maniston - and then dumped once she gets what she needs from him.

What is that you ask?

Constant hyped up ‘baby speculation’ for next year or so. She wants to intrude once again on the Brangelina party (too bad they don’t know she’s alive, lolol).

I firmly believe that’s what she (and Huvane) are up to.

She sees all her pals are married up and mamas — the celebrity world has kids on the brain, and she knows she appears to be a loser to the world (mostly because of her own PR strategy to portray herself as a victim, and the ‘one who got left behind’)

Even more crtical, she also knows that by February of next year Angie and Brad could very well be walking up the Oscar red carpet for A Mighty Heart, with Angie possibly pregnant…and Maniston is not having ANY of it.

She’ll be 39 this year…if she has to turkey baste herself preg I think she will.

It’s better that she has a balding over the hill hottie model, to pretend to love and for the DNA — but in the end…I think she’s just eager to have the same kind of coy saturated press she enjoyed with Vaughn, as she wants to compete with Brad & Angie..even if it’s only on a tabloid and weekly level.

I know, I know…it’s laughable and all….this guy is not even in the business…but where he proves valuable is being a sperm donor…VV and she had their relationship and upcoming movie to compete with…this guy and she may have their ‘relationship’ and hyped up baby speculation for the next 12 months or so — she’ll be riding the ‘brangelina’ train once again, all the way to the delivery room.

See Brad and Angie, Jen can have a baby too, and it won’t even be as fug as you know a vaughn spawn would have…

…it might stand a halfway decent chance of being a fairly decent looking baby seeing as Dad is a ‘male model’ — because believe me, to tamp down the Aniston fug, THAT is what is needed…a Brad Pitt, or a male model…hahahaha

HOT HOT HOT.

Keep him away from AngelinO Jen. Don’t let her steal him.

GOOD JOB JARED
I knew he would post these for the loons to get all worked up over and foam at the mouth lolololol
Sometime Loons I think Jared is just making fun of you. It’s like throwing a hunk of meat to rabid dogs when he posts Jen news lolololololol

theoriginalbitch @ 06/06/2007 at 2:40 pm

Wow, to all the brangelina fans who took the time to come on this thread and bash Jen, who’s the hater now? Let her be. I aint her biggest fan but she has as much right to the pursuit of happiness as her ex. Thus far she’s taken the high road. You guys are beginning to look a tad pathetic. Brad/Angelina gooooooood. Jen, Baaaaad. Eveything in life should be this simplistic.

Fugiston is a LOSER! @ 06/06/2007 at 2:42 pm

It’s no coincidence. The Aniston PR machine is still alive and kicking.

OMG…I just read on another blog, that there’s already an old interview of this guy making the rounds, and guess who HIS DREAM WOMAN IS???

((((((((ANGELINA JOLIE))))))

Muahahahahahhahahahaha!!

I cannot stand this!!

This guy doesn’t look a thing like Brad.
He is waaaaaaaay better looking.
His lips are yummy:)

Michelle A. @ 06/06/2007 at 2:46 pm

Yeah, I did. Kind of 8 years ago.

I saw the news and I couldn’t believe it. Jennifer is a lucky girl.

he looks like Brad Pitt, but obviously younger!

What’s a nice, good looking guy like him doing with a girl like her?

Michelle:

Yeah, riiiiiiigggghhhhht! Whatever floats your boat.

belladonna @ 06/06/2007 at 2:51 pm

bwhahahahahaha….
poor Loonies….I know this hurts them.

antitammy @ 06/06/2007 at 2:53 pm

YOUNGER AND HOTTER THAN PUFFY RAPIDLY AGING CHIPMUNK CHEEKS PITIFUL PITT.

Francophile @ 06/06/2007 at 2:53 pm

The guy is too handsome for her own good ! She is no Halle who can land a model type kinda beauty and feel secure.

Expect her to rush to her plastic surgeon to fix some other parts of her face beacuse of an expected rise of her insecurities…

108 CLINIQUA | 06/06/2007 at 2:43 pm
OMG…I just read on another blog, that there’s already an old interview of this guy making the rounds, and guess who HIS DREAM WOMAN IS???

((((((((ANGELINA JOLIE))))))

Muahahahahahhahahahaha!!

I cannot stand this!!

this is so funny, will she ever learn?

Ditto on the good Job Jared.
Keep torturing the Loons :D

HE LOOKS LIKE……BRAD!!!!!

Reality Check @ 06/06/2007 at 2:58 pm

He looks a lot like Brad in this picture.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=06&evt=sculfor-aniston&pic=paul-sculfor-jennifer-aniston-06.jpg

If she wanted to stop all this comparison, she should find a guy who doesn’t look like her ex. because now we are going to have a round of she hasn’t gotten over Brad tabloids sh*t.

clearview @ 06/06/2007 at 2:59 pm

Keep giving this thread hits LOONS
Bwhahahahahaha

Figures once again Chiniqua is here posting instead of homebase (B&A thread).

He looks nothing like BP, he looks like a real man and has various looks. When BP tries a new look (the current nerd) he cannot pull it off.

Good for her, I am glad she has moved on BP was a shallow, insecure and a bit of mimbo (male bimbo)

What if this guy is gay? Means she can turn a gay guys head. Speaking of Gay didnt AJ have a gay affair for some time?

BTW after seeing those naked pics of BP ysterday I would have to say I can see why Jen left him. You know this new couple would be having the wild intense everything .. while B&A are struggling to find time for each other and him having to bait her to talk to him .. poor bradley he got suckered! Angie is complicated mess .. always will be when he tired of trying to figure her out he will leave her too.

3timesalady @ 06/06/2007 at 3:00 pm

hope it’s for real. She really deserve a gay like that-gorgeous!And he’s much better looking than Brad, much much more beautiful and hopefully more sensitive and sincere. So glad for Jen :)

Does not look like Brad at all. This one is hot, actually. Pitt is just a mediocre-looking baby faced cheater.
Some people would say he looks like Pitt just because he’s not short or fat.
It’s going to get really funny when Brad and MsCollector break up. Who are you going to turn against - interesting fodder for psychologists.

JustCheckin @ 06/06/2007 at 3:03 pm

She is definetly trying to find another “HIM.” Look at the resemblance at a glance. If that is the case, she’ll never be happy. Just my opinion.

I think know who he is and how they met, see by yourselves:
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5361/smartwater03aa7.jpg

#122 Mmmmmmm,

Brad Left Jen, not the other way around!!!

Seriously I was happy when I read that jen find a men but this men look like brad.I think I don’t no I prefer to wait and see.Is she happy good.Her fans can move on now.

Jen got rid of Brad at just the right time.
He has jumped the shark.
This guy is in his PRIME.

128 Shar

That is interesting b/c if you go the B&A thread they say that Jen left Brad and that she filed for divorce. those freaks can even provide the dates she did and what she is wearing.

BP also went after a girl that reminded him of Jen to some degree … Chins. Jen has pointy Chin and AJ Chin that could crush concrete.

Just really just goes to show what kind of ppl AJ attracts .. twisted just like herself.

Can’t wait to see these two out together.
They will make Grangalina and Grammpy Pitt look like old news.

Mediterranean @ 06/06/2007 at 3:19 pm

If it is true, all I would like to say ” Thank God! “I hope that it’s true.

But why do I have a feeling that he reminds me of someone I saw? Strange, very strange!

In any case, wish them happiness………

bwahahaha @ 06/06/2007 at 3:19 pm

blah blah blah… NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT CHINNIFER MANISTON AND HER GAY “BOYFRIEND”. She’s such a has-been.

OH MY
Poor Brad….
this will not be good for his already snowballing mid-life crisis.

Man oh Man @ 06/06/2007 at 3:27 pm

What’s with all these british models ? First Lindsay and now Maniston. Is there an ongoing sale on brit models ? Too bad he can’t get her an acting role. Btw how does one spell g.i.g.o.l.o.o ? Is that correct ?

105 Sunny | 06/06/2007 at 2:34 pm
HOT HOT HOT.

Keep him away from AngelinO Jen. Don’t let her steal him.

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Oh honey, please. Angie has a real man; she doesn’t want this mannequin. Let Jen have him; he’s good enough for her.

The Barbie doll has found a Ken doll, so I am happy for them if it works.

(But I’ve got a sneaking suspicion he’s going to ditch her going-on-40 ass and run off with a cute little 20-something in six months or less.)

This guy is no Gabriel Aubry but hopefully being with Jennifer will raise his profile and land him more gigs. And Jennifer being with him will stop all that poor Jen talk and help her move on from Brad AND Vince. And if they decide to go ahead and have babies, good for her!

Go Jen, he’s gorgeous! He’s definitely an upgrade from Vince, and he’s hotter than her ex!

I’m afraid it’s likely to INCREASE the poor-Jen talk, if he turns out to be either gay or a gigolo, and I have a very strong feeling that if he’s not one, he’s almost certainly the other.

LOL .. that is funny that AJ will try to steal him too.

oK - you people are the first ones to point out that BP and AJ fell in love no matter how big of a star they were. Now you’re criticizing this guy because he goes out with JA whom you label as a “has been”.

Would you people stop being superficial and maybe think that people can like each other for who they are and not what they are. And don’t start with the description of how JA is because you guys don’t know her and haven’t been with her to know.

If your thinking is twisted back to Brangelina then they are really one superficial couple - let’s date the most famous person we can find!!!

Then again, I’m just applying your analysis - because me, I haven’t met any of these people and wouldn’t know what’s in their minds.

Let’s hope she doesn’t get too clingy with him! Plus, I hope he likes hangin’ 24/7 with the BoCox and her wife…

Thanx Cliniqua for your evaluation of the issue of tricking the press ~ you are SO right, now we will hear about Jen’s baby bump, from here until she hits menopause, which I dare say, is approaching rather quickly…

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK…DID YOU SAY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK?

Go Jen!!! What a great-looking guy!! Good for Jen - she deserves the very best!!! As for Huvane and publicity - how can you LOONS even write this stuff when Angie is in the tabloids every day and doing countless interviews??? Angie never met a camera or an interviewer she didn’t love - Me Me Me!!!Hypocrites Much????

She could have done better if he was not so obviously unfit. Think about it, he’s younger than she is and a model at that. Now let’s say he wasn’t most likely gay: in his superficial world she would just not do. Too old and too average. So what does this say about him? Well for one thing he can’t be too successful. And of her? That whoever is behind her needs to drop this **** already. They don’t have to mention Brad in title for the passive aggressive “I’m over him” message to come across, which at this point is downright SAD. Because really what makes her better than Lindsay right now? Granted she is not in rehab but the whole “in the news for some personal ****” thing is so played out. If you’re going to ride that wave like the best of them at least have a successful career. And say what you will she has not been a successful movie actress.

I find it very telling that the decency police come through rooting for her since her husband walked out, but do these people stop to think that maybe she had something to do with that? This ***** does not literally live next door and is just as much a part of the business as these other hacks so don’t think you can really empathize as a “wife and mother” or “as a woman” because for real I doubt anybody in real life would settle down with a man who practically wants a daycare and you don’t see eye to eye with that. In the real world not being on the same page is a reason not to marry somebody but when you live in a world primarily ruled by various power moves you do **** like that without any concern that it’s going to end because then you would have benefited. It’s evident here today as I type, I mean we are still talking about her aren’t we? When is the last time you heard from Matt LaBlanc or somebody?

Great now maybe the Brad and Angie haters can give it a rest. Jen has moved on. Now so can they. Also they need their own web site so they will leave Brad And Angie fans alone.

It is very funny to watch all of hags come here to be hatful and dying inside to see JA move on, it is hard for them to see b/c none of them can.

They have no life to go to after JA gets her life .. what will the hags talk about? Back to talking about Cute cheerios and fake family scnerios. I really feel bad for them.

I’d hit it. Many, many times. Go Jen!!!! Get your freak on. He’s hotter than Brad simply because he isn’t Brad. Besides, Brad is looking long in the tooth lately. This guy is also WAY hotter than Vince, though I like Vaughn’s humor.

Sculfor is gay, ask anyone in the fashion industry who knows, there are no more dates with him. EVER. OK? Vince was also NEVER in a romantic relationship. That was for PR for a REASON. Jen has other plans that will be revealed soon. So say what you want. You are all being fed a bunch of PR games.

Wow, her ex fools around on her, flaunts a new family all over town with a noted man stealer and flagrant flirt, and Jennifer’s the bad one? People, she deserves happiness way more than that A–hole she used to be married to.

And Jennifer, you are absolutely beautiful!

chin's a dog @ 06/06/2007 at 3:54 pm

WHO IS GETTING A BLOWJOB FROM HUVANE?! That’s the only explanation that this boring no-talent sitcom actress gets so much press for her who-cares life. If she gets a bunch of magazine covers for this non-story I’m gonna puke!

141 Mmmmm | 06/06/2007 at 3:36 pm

No, she has one so much better

Jolie is a zombie @ 06/06/2007 at 3:59 pm

HAHAHAHA! All the Jolie freaks are out in full force. The homewrecking, child-collecting (who has her eyes on a Czech baby now), anorexic attention-***** zombie can have Brad. What kind of woman says she’ll ‘take a time off’ for her kids and keeps working? What kind of woman wants privacy for her relationship and reveals intimate details to Marie Claire??? An unstable attention *****, that’s who. If anyone is crying for attention, its Jolie and Brad.

149 Rox | 06/06/2007 at 3:52 pm

Let see if he still looks that good when he reaches brad’s age.

148 Mmmmm | 06/06/2007 at 3:52 pm
It is very funny to watch all of hags come here to be hatful and dying inside to see JA move on, it is hard for them to see b/c none of them can.

They have no life to go to after JA gets her life .. what will the hags talk about? Back to talking about Cute cheerios and fake family scnerios. I really feel bad for them.
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After JA gets her life? So you are saying that she did not have one until she began with her mystery dating? For someone who seems to know so much about the fans on JJ’s threads, what does that say about your life?

Can you spell hypocrite? Can you even say it? You seem to have a really dark side to you when it comes to the JP’s and their fans.

You should be happy about your old gal and her new man. Don’t worry about us hags, we’ll be just fine. Thanks for the concern…going back over to the JP thread to see the REAL celebrities, not the water shilling B Listed has been….

chinnymonkey @ 06/06/2007 at 4:03 pm

She such a fake, fraud and poser. Next!

wanna know ? @ 06/06/2007 at 4:03 pm

it wasn’t a date : it was dinner for publicity : the real guy (not this paid off model) is f.ucking amazing… perfect. Jen’s perfect and final match.

145 LoveJen | 06/06/2007 at 3:46 pm
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I have no love for JenJen, but if this guy makes her happy (or at least heats up her sheets) then good for her!

Have to defend my darling Angie though. Why is she in interviews? Oh, maybe its because she actually has a job and is promoting her new movies including a lil’ oscar-worthy role in A Mighty Heart. AND she is a UNHCR ambassador, meaning she has much to talk about and share regarding her worthy causes.

Angie does not have a publicist. She does not need to spin. She just speaks as honestly and openly as possible making it easy for other small-minded people to judge her. No silly sobbing poor-me act there.

I feel bad for Angie and her family that the tabloids constantly hound them. And I’m sorry too for JenJen that the tabloids constantly hound her. But, bleh, this male model thing is a bit contrived hmm? And what does that say if an aging actress plants “relationship” stories in the media for attention? (I’m not naming names) If, hypothetically a particular actress were to do so, then I think she craves the tabloid attention after all.

Cuckoonest @ 06/06/2007 at 4:09 pm

…well…I’m still wondering how she even scored Brad… I mean OK Vince I don’t give a damn… but this Sculfor guy is quite hot… if it’s true…how did she do? I mean… well the guy must like her then, cuz for sure he could get any other woman…

152 chin’s a dog | 06/06/2007 at 3:54 pm
WHO IS GETTING A BLOWJOB FROM HUVANE?! That’s the only explanation that this boring no-talent sitcom actress gets so much press for her who-cares life. If she gets a bunch of magazine covers for this non-story I’m gonna puke!
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To answer your question, it is probably going to be Chin’s new man getting the BJ from Gayvane….

Manistonw/bigchin @ 06/06/2007 at 4:14 pm

I feel so sorry for this poor guy. Run whoever you are. They are just using you & will make up lies to keep the x sitcom jobless big nose long chin in the spotlight. Look what they did to Vince. They used him until people finally caught on & didn’t buy the lame story of Vince being in love with the loser. Run Spot Run (as fast as you can).

Which one is the man? I can’t tell.

156 Julianne

I dont live here, only visit HUGE difference but you wouldnt know anything about that b/c hags ONLY live in denial. Reality check, Not a fan of JA just posting comment but do I dislike the hags ABSOLUTELY!

BTW why are hags so hard up and getting rid of Jared’s posters regardless if they share your opinion? Seems pretty self of you to me, but not shocking considering how self absorbed your idol is.

Caribbean JoliePitt Lover @ 06/06/2007 at 4:19 pm

Lord, let this be true so we can have a truce at last…

Ms. Annabelle @ 06/06/2007 at 4:20 pm

Jennifer is nothing but a PUBLICITY STUNT *****, yall know it’s true this lonely woman pull this trick on yall

wow, he looks mmm good. at first i thought aniston was going the route of halle berry and looking for something younger, but he’s her age! cool, hope it works out.

He looks alot like Brad…but I’m sure she doesnt think so. :)

Brad-Angie-Jen triangle is so friggin old. I’m truly stumped how some people are still so caught up in that ****.

I do find it hilarious that JJ posted the dude’s measurements!! por queeee

Brad is as shallow as they com @ 06/06/2007 at 4:33 pm

160 Cuckoonest | 06/06/2007 at 4:09 pm
…well…I’m still wondering how she even scored Brad… I mean OK Vince I don’t give a damn… but this Sculfor guy is quite hot… if it’s true…how did she do? I mean… well the guy must like her then, cuz for sure he could get any other woman…

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Very good point, BP hit mid-life and had to trade in for a younger model. This guy is obviously into her bcuz of her and not just her looks, buz ok she is not drop dead but she has more substance unlike empty and F’d in the head AJ, once her looks go (she wont age well) BP will trade her in too. Wonder how the loones will feel when that happens? Will he still be golden boy?

alexandra @ 06/06/2007 at 4:40 pm

OMG
It seems she is so false,only interested in good looking guys.
I think Vince was just there to fill in the gaps till she could find something better.
I dont even know how Brad was interested in her,in the first place, she wouldnt be where she is today, if she had not married Brad.
Just another sitcom actress, and making stupid movies, with no real depth to her.
I think she likes to make herself look good with a good looking guy on her arm, she is not even that good looking herself.

164 Mmmmm | 06/06/2007 at 4:18 pm
156 Julianne

I dont live here, only visit HUGE difference but you wouldnt know anything about that b/c hags ONLY live in denial. Reality check, Not a fan of JA just posting comment but do I dislike the hags ABSOLUTELY!

BTW why are hags so hard up and getting rid of Jared’s posters regardless if they share your opinion? Seems pretty self of you to me, but not shocking considering how self absorbed your idol is.

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Could you translate that please into English? Perhaps the proper usage of grammar would help you to get your messsage across, because I can’t tell what the heck you are trying to say.

You Chin fans are so fun to argue with. I won’t do it on the JP thread, but when it’s a Chin thread, it’s open game, so bring it on….

Jealous much of the latest round of photo’s from premier in L.A. last night? Relax, take some deep breaths, assume your favorite yoga position, drink some Smartwater and go turn on your cable TV and maybe you can find some reruns of Rachel and her friends. You’ll be alright. Chin’s got a couple good months of publicity to ride out of a new beau and a “maybe she’s pregnant” watch.

In the meantime, I am going where there some intelligence on the planet…. buh bye

Whatever, I want Jen to move on so the haters of Brad and Angie will move on and have something to talk about since they miss Jen. Don’t forget we love Brad and Angie just as they are. What Brad and Angie share is special and we should be happy for them, Jen has a right to date and be happy. Jen has been moping around for 2+ years let her have a man. I hate reading bad things about Brad and Angie because people like jen, this way everyone is happy.

173 Julianne

One thing we agree on, You hags are a riot and good time for sure. Watching that thread sometimes I laugh so hard and when no one there is hate you turn on each, I love that part … LOL

Btw, please with rule number 2 .. cant you guys come up with some new stuff?

Rules to be a HAG

Rule 2) Mock their typing skills and their grammar. Pretend this is and ever will be the most intelligent conversation ever spoken on this earth. Example: This couple rules the world, they should run the white house and run every country in this world, they should really replace GOD!

PS.You fake (stating you didnt understand what I said) as good as AJ does when she is interviews pretending to be June Clever, oh yea and as good as when she fakes that big O while with Brad (pencil)

Fanistons foaming at the mouth over the new prey…funny how this pops up with a new ad at the same time as the JP’s have their promo’s. That Huvane is really earning his keep with this twofer.

As for #158 the “wanna know”’s inside info, why tease? If you got the goods spill them, it is the least you can do for her pathetic fans. Oh, it isn’t true, just like the rest of her story.

Not A Fan @ 06/06/2007 at 4:58 pm

What a contrived shameful move. Jennifer and Huvanne surely do know how gullible her fans are, and they think any revenge she can score against her ex is for all of them that have ever been dumped.
This is a model boyfriend alright:

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu6DuB2dGUkMB…ndmodels04.html

Escorts and Models by Gayscape
… Gay Porn Star Alec Powers. Homepage of gay porn star … All male, all gay adult store. Paul Sculfor. A site dedicated to British Super Model Paul Sculfor.

To: Mmmmmm ~ Did you create these rules all by yourself? Pretty impressive, I must say.

Tell me, besides the latest news about Mr. Model, what does the Chin plan on doing with the rest of her life?

Any new movies in the works? Just wondering. Since you are such a Chin hag, you must know all that is rocking in her world. Perhaps a television show, like her bestest friend in the world? Or, is she just going to concentrate on that water gig that she bought herself?

Gotta run….I’ll come back later and see what other idiotic statements you can conjure up.

You are fun to debate, though.

177 not a fan

really !!!!!, what does it meant this thread and mag cover ? the weeks of people magagzne or the weeks of OC 13

177 Not A Fan | 06/06/2007 at 4:58 pm

What a contrived shameful move. Jennifer and Huvanne surely do know how gullible her fans are, and they think any revenge she can score against her ex is for all of them that have ever been dumped.
This is a model boyfriend alright:

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu6DuB2dGUkMB…ndmodels04.html

Escorts and Models by Gayscape
… Gay Porn Star Alec Powers. Homepage of gay porn star … All male, all gay adult store. Paul Sculfor. A site dedicated to British Super Model Paul Sculfor.
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This url doesn’t work, doesn’t mention Paul Sculfor. Can you sends us another url….!

This guy is gorgeous but he is trying to break into Hollywood so he’s likely to be using her and there is way too much publicity early on for this to be real (I suspect this has been arranged by Huvane to boost Jen’s profile) Last but not least, he looks gay. I should add that Jennifer will soon feel insecure about him being the “pretty one” in the relationship.

carrie nae @ 06/06/2007 at 5:14 pm

I just want Jen to move on with another man so the BS triangle Anuston fans keep on holding will be over. As much as I don’t reallycare for Jennifer, this thing has tobe real for peace sake.

Brad is still hotter. His features is classic and iconic.

“well…I’m still wondering how she even scored Brad… I mean OK Vince I don’t give a damn… but this Sculfor guy is quite hot… if it’s true…how did she do?”
LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU: Jen “scored” Brad via her uber-publicist who, the minute Brad dumped Gwyneth due to her cheating on him, put a call to Brad’s publicist and arranged for a date. So he was rebounding from a very painful split and Jennifer famously SLEPT with him on that date. It was a rebound relationship and it lasted as long as it lasted only because Brad is a decent guy and didn’t have a heart to dump her earlier. You wanna bet this “relationship” has been arranged by Huvane? He needed her on the cover of People during the week Brad and Angelina are everywhere and obviously in love. The sad part is that Jen is the one who’s going to look like a fool when the truth comes out.

Vince Vaughn was more famous and more talented than this guy. He kinda looks like brad around the eyes. A model? yeah gold digger. Jen’s gonna have to bankroll his career like Halle does with Gabriel.

I’m glad for her fans because now they have something to gloat and feel smug about and hope they will disappear. So I guess there will no longer be some smug comment about Brad leaving Angelina and his family for Jen now.

Now the tabs have to cut that and start stories about Jen and Paul. Good.

this guy is definately a c*ckfag

Jen is a sucker @ 06/06/2007 at 5:27 pm

Huvane is lovely, always playing jokes on Anuston and getting paid for it, nice !

Dense Jen @ 06/06/2007 at 5:29 pm

Did Jen stopped drinking the smart water before she let Huvane pull this trick on her ?

177: your link doesn’t work, try again with http://www.tinyurl.com

Frenchy | 06/06/2007 at 5:25 pm

Vince Vaughn was more famous and more talented than this guy. He kinda looks like brad around the eyes. A model? yeah gold digger. Jen’s gonna have to bankroll his career like Halle does with Gabriel.

I’m glad for her fans because now they have something to gloat and feel smug about and hope they will disappear. So I guess there will no longer be some smug comment about Brad leaving Angelina and his family for Jen now.

Now the tabs have to cut that and start stories about Jen and Paul. Good.
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I agree. In 1997, this model was given a levi commercial, hoping to jumpstart his way to being a household name. Obviously it didnt work.
Guess dating Jen is his last resort.

Quiz time. Anyone remember a young unknown actor whose levi commercial DID help to catapult him to fame?(led to film roles)

I thought you did.

Jen is Gay…the model is a beard…so was Vince…people, get over it…Brad got out…and aren’t we glad!!!!

I hate saying this...... @ 06/06/2007 at 5:34 pm

286: this wasn’t a trick: Jen has a plan. Same with VV. That was not a relationship either. Wait and see. The hidden person is perfect for Jen.

Nice specimen of a man…but definitely not as hot as Brad.

How desperate can Jennifer and her PR man be to enlist the services of a guy that is an escort, check out an ad for her so called new boyfriend:

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu6DuB2dGUkMB…ndmodels04.html

Escorts and Models by Gayscape
… Gay Porn Star Alec Powers. Homepage of gay porn star … All male, all gay adult store. Paul Sculfor. A site dedicated to British Super Model Paul Sculfor.

outsidelookingin @ 06/06/2007 at 5:37 pm

A spokesman for Aniston declined to comment on what he called “premature reports about Jennifer’s personal life.”

http://www.reuters.com/article/filmNews/idUSN0641178320070606

I hate saying this…… | 06/06/2007 at 5:34 pm

286: this wasn’t a trick: Jen has a plan. Same with VV. That was not a relationship either. Wait and see. The hidden person is perfect for Jen.
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What hidden person? David Arquette?

Well, his eyes look blue to me, not brown.. I guess he wears blue contacts too.

194: it’s a pile of lies. If they were out, there would be photos. It’s a PR game. She gets cover, he gets publicity and Huvane gets paid.

Maxine LOL,

Jen “scored” Brad via her uber-publicist who, the minute Brad dumped Gwyneth due to her cheating on him, put a call to Brad’s publicist and arranged for a date. So he was rebounding from a very painful split and Jennifer famously SLEPT with him on that date.

That was funny Maxine, really funny. I am just glad that Jen is moving on. I love Brad and Angie and now people can leave them alone.

Us Brad and Angie fans should be wishing Jen the best. We want good vibes all around Brad and Angie.

porn model @ 06/06/2007 at 5:44 pm

if you search now on the guy , pretty all the links ( gay porn ) are shut down;

but his name is still in the pages

bad move, the water is bad

Talk about desperate. We haven’t seing a pic of the two together and already we know a lot of thins. What’s up with Gayvane and that quote a while ago about not talking about his client personal life?
That’s what I call desperation, she has nothing to promote, zip, zero, NADA. Why she doesn’t show us her movie projects?
And look at the timing? it’s too obvious, this ***** only wants attention.
What is pathetic is that she doesn’t realize that this it’s not helping her career at all, if anything it’s only getting worse.

—>LMAO at her desperate, blind fans buying all this ****!

Brad and Angie’s happiness is killing not just them, but their idol too.
Sad, really sad!

OY…i thought it was Brad Pitt!…

200th!

People love to talk about Jen!

Jen's A Beard @ 06/06/2007 at 5:55 pm

I just saw a great riddle -

How does a girl get over being dumped by Brad Pitt?

Answer: She becomes a professional beard!

Poor pitiful Jen. Only she could go from one gay man to another. Only she could find a gay man who bears a close enough resemblence to the man who finally divorced her ass that everyone who sees his photo notices it.

If this woman wasn’t such a pathetic famewhore I’d feel sorry for her. Instead, I only feel sorry for People magazine for buying the bill of goods that Huvane sold them. Jennifer conveniently having a new man just as Brad and Angie have major movies coming out? Far too coincidental, yet so very expected.

Oh well…at least Janice Min and US magazine will have a juicy issue next week IF Min has the balls to tell the truth about Jen’s bought and paid for gay male escort.

201 seneca | 06/06/2007 at 5:53 pm

200th!

People love to talk about Jen!

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No, People love a good joke!

OH MY GOD
GO JENNIFER
I want too

wonderful eyes,body,mouth all

all magazine,tvs,tabloids are crazy about this new wonderful man

brad pitt and angelina jolie remember jennifer lopez and Ben affeck

now all need new couple

wow, it does look like a conspiracy theory.

just after brangelina makes HUGE splashes at Cannes and Ocean’s premiere’s there are “love news” of Jennifer aniston.

I mean, whether you hate her or love her. Her timing for this “news” is a little coincidential, non??

maybe she is still using the new pitts for her own publicity.

It makes her look a little less classy in my eyes.

Jen you have dissapointed me.

Grangelina @ 06/06/2007 at 6:01 pm

Poor jealous bitter LOONS.
Jen has now scored two incredibly hot guys and they will never get even one.
So immature they have to pull out the grade school ”he’s gay” comment….poor lonely little loons who can’t get a hot guy.

oh shoot - even extra tv thinks jen’s guy is a brad pitt look alike. they called him the brit brad pitt. my god they are basically saying he is a clone.

Brad is OLD @ 06/06/2007 at 6:04 pm

How old is Pitt now? pushing 50?

after this young stud Jen won’t even remember Brad’s name.

No Shar JA left Brad, he was willing to work at it and she wasn’t . SORRY!

WRONG IS RIGHT @ 06/06/2007 at 6:06 pm

Brad wanted counseling and so did Jen until she found out he was cheating with a **** and kicked him the hell out.

OMG, his bottom lip looks just like Brad’s. Jennifer is such a joke.

BRAD WHO. HOT HOT HOT> WAY TO GO JEN!!!!!!!

Na na na na na na all you Brangelina pro-cheaters club

Another fake relationship! OMG she should fire Huvane.. he isnt doing her any favors..

#209 now you are trying to rewrite history? Brad wanted out, out out. He left Jen but she would not file. It wasn’t until photographs of Brad and Angelina & maddox were surfacing everywhere that she had no choice to file because she would look ridiculous. Brad was finished with Jen so he felt free to be photographed with Angelina without a care in the world. He was not hiding. It was over long before Angelina came on the scene and before the public really knew. He left to no one’s surprise.

He looks like a young Patrick Swayze. Is this real? I read clinqua’s story about what he said his dream woman would be? Is that right? I can’t believe it.

Something is wrong with Jen ..this guy can be Brad´s brother! So adorable and very similar look.

He do not look like Brad(wishful thinking).
Brad looks gay. In fact there was a rumor that Brad was gay, so what. Stop hating.

It’s telling that Brad went for and started a family with a woman who is so completely different than his ex. In just about everyway. Now that’s saying something.

This is funny. It’s CLASSIC. Huvane plants something. They run with it. Then they deny the story. They are now saying it’s premature to say it’s a real relationship. Is this the only way this woman can get publicity? Sad.

boohoo | 06/06/2007 at 6:26 pm

This is funny. It’s CLASSIC. Huvane plants something. They run with it. Then they deny the story. They are now saying it’s premature to say it’s a real relationship. Is this the only way this woman can get publicity? Sad.

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Exactly, now they are backpedaling. people mag is not like usmagazine.. they wouldnt put this on the cover unless they got info from an inside source. Huvane played this game with janice min and now he seems to be doing the same with People mag.

This is beyond sad.

221 boohoo | 06/06/2007 at 6:26 pm
This is funny. It’s CLASSIC. Huvane plants something. They run with it. Then they deny the story. They are now saying it’s premature to say it’s a real relationship. Is this the only way this woman can get publicity? Sad.

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Yeah???

For how long did your idols hide their relationship and denied it huh???

Ignoring each other in public, denying it in interviews (I am a decent woman who doesn’t go out with married man…blah blah). It just created more and more publicity for them and their movie.

Turn a blind eye why don’t you…

oh please @ 06/06/2007 at 6:39 pm

223 beth

They denied it only when it wasnt true.. once they began seeing each other..after jen filed for divorce.. then pitt’s publicist only said NO COMMENT. And Angie didnt going out with a married man.. she was seeing a divorcing man, same as vince was seeing a divorcing woman, and Jake is seeing a divorcing Reese and Owen was seeing a divorcing Kate and etc etc etc..

Ignoring each other in public, denying it in interviews (I am a decent woman who doesn’t go out with married man…blah blah). It just created more and more publicity for them and their movie.
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At least they had a movie to promote. What does Aniston have to promote now except herself and her Smartwater? No movie, no tv gig, no nothing except pimping her personal life just so she stays in the spotlight. Besides, Brad and Angelina only denied that they had an affair. Once it was out in the open (Kenya) they clammed up and did not say anything anymore.

Grangelina @ 06/06/2007 at 6:44 pm

OMG
His bottom lip looks like Brad’s!!
His bottom lip! This means she is still in love with Brad of course….*eyeroll*

You Loons are truly sad.

hes JENHAG’s riderya know,.shes a horse. or ah mule.hee haw hee haw butta-face jen.

Hottest Couple Ever @ 06/06/2007 at 6:48 pm

LOL she is a glutton for punishment. Once again she goes for the guy who looks better than she does.

poor frustrated jealous loonies
bwhahahahaha

224 oh please | 06/06/2007 at 6:39 pm

Yeah you keep telling yourself that they weren’t seeing each other when AJ said in later interviews that she “could wait to get to work” during the filming of MAMS. Actually your friend here just confirmed it:

225 Prue H. | 06/06/2007 at 6:40 pm

Brad and Angelina only denied that they had an affair

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Only?? Wow, I think an affair is a big thing to deny - going out with a hot SINGLE model…not so bad.

My “idols” didn’t plant fake information about a relationship and other stories. This isn’t even the first time Aniston and Huvane have done this.

I meant to say “couldn’t” not “could”

SpicylilyBK @ 06/06/2007 at 6:56 pm

The only word I want to say….
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
Enough already Jen Jen Jen Jen !!

Just a few comments:

-He is gorgeous

-Why is it a publicity stunt for her to go on a date when Angelina has given about 10 interviews in the past month but that is not a stunt?

-Angelina is going to freak when she sees this guy and realize how old & ugly Brad has gotten

-Go JEN! It’s just a few dates people. Leave her alone!!!

-An Englishman with good looks > Brad Pitt who doesn’t wash & wears same ugly hat day after day

It's not all black and white @ 06/06/2007 at 7:06 pm

I am NOT a Brad and Angie fan, not even remotely. In fact, I like Aniston, I think she is a great comic actress, however, I firmly believe this is just PR.

Grangelina @ 06/06/2007 at 7:07 pm

jolie had Confessed in the past she loves sleeping with British men.
poor Angie!

Dont worry, when Paul gets older and Aniston is tired of him you can have her seconds

I like how Jen fans keep saying how old Brad Pitt is and how young, hot, and sexy her new boyfriend is. I am happy for Jen, but women want to grow old with the men they love, she isn’t doing that now is she.

Old or not Brad is happy, he looks really good and he loves Angie.

It's not all black and white @ 06/06/2007 at 7:13 pm

#145 said ;

Go Jen!!! What a great-looking guy!! Good for Jen - she deserves the very best!!! As for Huvane and publicity - how can you LOONS even write this stuff when Angie is in the tabloids every day and doing countless interviews??? Angie never met a camera or an interviewer she didn’t love - Me Me Me!!!Hypocrites Much????

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They are all working the PR machine, every last one of them. Jen is no worse or better than Brad and Angie.

another opinion @ 06/06/2007 at 7:18 pm

He is cute. You go Jen! Hope you’ll find happiness.

I’m not a fan of hers but if it’s the real deal I wish her the best. And really the timing is no coincidence. Maybe she should consider getting a new publicist; she’s becoming a bit of a joke at this point. He does resemble Brad a little especially in this pic:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=06&evt=sculfor-aniston&pic=paul-sculfor-jennifer-aniston-06.jpg

It looks like Brad’s VF cover from a few years ago:

http://www.bradpittfan.com/pics/cv04_025.jpg

Wow that guy is Smokin!!! Very fine!!

Funny, some are saying he is gay and and Jen is desperate.

Hum, is he gay the same way Jolie is a lesbian? She has even publicly admitted a attraction to women.Does that make Brad desperate too?

Gabriel Aubrey Lover @ 06/06/2007 at 7:21 pm

HE IS NO GABRIEL AUBREY JENNIFER ANNISTON IS TRYING TO PULL A HALLE BERRY BY DATING A MALE MODEL

#230 Beth:

I guess comprehension is a problem with fanistons. I said “only denied an affair”, meaning they did not deny that they were together, but very emphatically denied they had an affair. As someone upthread said, his publicist said when asked about their relationship, “no comment.”

Jared you are so bad pouring salt in the LOONS wounds lololololol

Try to fool someone else with your technicalities. Everyone knows that when a publicist says “no comment” means: “yes it’s happening but I just don’t know what to say at this point”. Otherwise if anything was false the publicist would immediately deny it.

I don’t like Aniston, she’s not as MUCH as a FRAUD as Jolie, but still a fraud. She’s also not a persistant, consistant and compulsive liar like JoLIAR is.

Jolie has done NOTHING but continue to and consistantly YAK about EVERYTHING NON STOP for the past 2 years - and you whack jobs think Aniston is out for attention??? UM, I’m sure she probably is but she hasn’t done an IODA of the yakking Jolie has. Jolie is a serious psycho whereas Aniston is, well, a plain girl who got a break, made 100 million and continues to milk it.

Calling Tara Reid @ 06/06/2007 at 7:54 pm

Extra TV show noted that Jen’s people say it’s too soon to call it a relationship because they have only gone out two times.

Huvane is good. All this PR. He is good. All has these has been actresses should used him. Calling Tara Reid.

So the tabs will compare Brad to this guy on every cover now.
Sadly I say Brad will come up looking short.
We all know he’s pretty vain, this will probably send him to the plastic surgeons to try to regain some of his hotness he had in his 30’s.
No more BOTOX Brad you already look like wax.

did you ever hear of the movie “wag the Dog”
well this is it.

They are trying to divert attention from the upcoming premieres in order to keep her in the mags so that the producers , directors and studio heads dont forget her.. I know several (namely four that have done so already).

Anyway does anyone find it strange she jumped from that other mystery guy whom she was caught hugging up against…to Vince… then to this guy (how convenient a hot model) who happens to have loads of pics with him hugging up against half naked beautiful women. Yeah sure this is Jens dream man…
this is totally ridiculous that Huvane would even pull this stunt ,,,so stupid… someone should try and give jen some dignity. cause shes gonna need it in a couple of weeks when the headlines read: “jen dumped by mystery man and now dating John mayer”

brad's lung cancer @ 06/06/2007 at 7:58 pm

I bet this guy doesn’t smoke like a chimney like Brad does.
Probably why he still looks so young and fresh and yummy!

The thing is, Brad is okay looking and only okaay looking because he’s not too bright. He morphs into who ever he’s with and is a stratgetic manipulator just like Jolie, which is why their rich. This Paul guy is WAY hotter than Brad with an English accent to boot. Brad is a washed up has-been especially after hooking up with JoLIAR.

POOR LOONIES JEN IS STREALING THE SPOT LIGHT FROM THE HO’S.

bwahaha, Jen is stealing the spotlight from who? I never knew the FF freaks had a sense of humour.

I remember these idiots were all about Vince being funny and how looks didn’t matter because Jen was appreciating the man deep down y’all. Now they are finally releaved that he’s way hotter than Vince. They have to have a resemblance of a golden couple since Brad shattered their dreams, but they keep forgetting that even if this guy was hotter than Brad (he isn’t), Brad isn’t Brad just because of his looks. There’s a status attached to being Brad’s girlfriend in the hiearchy of hollywood and also in public’s eye. Poor Jen is so shallow she has to have a hot man to compete with Angelina and Brad even if she has to pay for him.

Someone mentioned gay porn talk already? You mean Huvane didn’t do background checks when he made his latest acquisition?

I’m sorry. It’s too funny to resist. Keep it coming. These coming weeks should be good. I was actually missing some good ol’ Maniston snark.

toofunny!! @ 06/06/2007 at 8:13 pm

would’ve been more convincing if there were pic of them together. forget pics, how about just ONE pic. lol how did they escape the paps? and if it were true (which i highly doubt), all i can say is, this guy must want to break into the tv sitcom business BAD. haha hope it helps him.

Yep she over Brad @ 06/06/2007 at 8:20 pm

Check out this pic. He looks just like Brad.

Yep she is over Brad. LOL

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21864133-5001026,00.html

michael D. @ 06/06/2007 at 8:21 pm

what the? that’s MY guy!! and no, they’ve never even met. for goodness sake! whose idea of a joke is this?

what happened to fed-ex? @ 06/06/2007 at 8:24 pm

Wasn’t she linked to K-Fed at one time? How is this hook up more credible?

To Wrong! @ 06/06/2007 at 8:28 pm

211 Wrong | 06/06/2007 at 6:04 pm
No Shar JA left Brad, he was willing to work at it and she wasn’t . SORRY!
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Idiot!! Yes you totally wrong!!!
read anisotn’s VF interview, cox and bendewald, her bffs said Jen wanted to work it out but Brad did not!!! he wanted to be free!!!!! Its her bestfriedns who said it, brad had checked when he met angelina. I used to pity aniston before, but now i can see the real her, serves her right that Brad and Vince dumped her. She is a user!! Now she is using this porno gay star again to be her boyrfriend, its going to backfire on her. She is so desperate to make it as a hollywood movie star, when in fact all she is is just a TV star!!!

Jen's BF is Old!! @ 06/06/2007 at 8:31 pm

Jen’s fans are so stupid, they think the guy still looks the same as the pics posted jared. Those are very old photos. The guy is now balding and looks wrinkled, but his body still looks hot.

He is in a gay porno website, but apparently its now down!!!

I dont feel sorry for aniston, she is such a fraud. I think this is another set up her PR machine for publicity purposes!!!

He doesn’t look anything like Brad. He has a more chiseled face.

He’s way hotter than Brad!

very much k fed @ 06/06/2007 at 8:32 pm

Left school @16
Went into boxing. lost interest in boxing.
went into modeling because of his mom.
at 36 still trying to make a living.

Yep a real catch.

Love how the fanistion always build up whoever Jenny dates. Did it with VV. Then when he dumped her the fanistons dumped on him.

let the pity party continue.

Huvane is waiting @ 06/06/2007 at 8:46 pm

of course ,Huvane is waiting because all the porn sites and nudes shots of the guy are shut down but he’s afraid that someone ‘ll come with an old or fresh porn video ;
hey
laps of time to clean it up

But tongues are waging in Gay world

PR game that’s it: suck JA ’s millions or break through TV spots in America

He’s too old in the model area , baby

ridiculous @ 06/06/2007 at 8:54 pm

so they went out for two dates and Mr and Mrs are on PEOPLE ’s cover?
She slept with him quickly
otherwise why pretend he’s her boyfriend?
the man is gay but JA is Man , so everythng in the good places

I am so HAPPY Jen found someone. Jen is famous and rich and this nobody is fast becoming one of the most well-known man in America. If he has any acting ambition, he just hit a jackpot.

I hope they marry and have kids and we NEVER, NEVER get to put her, Angie and Brad in one sentence ever again.

Jen is common hollywood actress in which her life evolves around herself. She tans, exercises, buy clothes, hangs out with her friends. She is a typical hollywood actress.

And then there is Angie. At young age of just-turned 32, she has managed to interject herself into a global social-eco-political discourse on alleviation of world’s problems. She also became an amazing mother of 4. Moreover, her beauty just take your breath away.

It always irked me that press and folks were comparing Jen to Angie. They are completely different folks.

This guy couldn’t even be compared with Brad or even Vince, Brad and Vince are talented , rich and successful. while this guy probably younger and hunky, but still a struggling model at 36 y/o! again they were using each other for publicity, he needed all this hype for modeling contract or even start a movie career while she needed all this hype to be in the public eye. don’t buy it, but still wish her happiness.

Call It PR @ 06/06/2007 at 9:16 pm

I call it as I see it

why would a struggling gay male model who used to be a contruction worker hang out with a manish looking woman ex Mrs Pitt ? STATUS, MONEY, PUBLICITY

why would People Magazine have her on the cover story ? Her publicsit sold out for money, get her aging forgetten client back into news. Since Aniston always goes to People to correct rumors, this had to be a planned PR .

seriously, anyone thinks this guy in interested in who Aniston is obviously is plain ignorant or in denial.

Everything about this cover story spell PR, PR, PR .
It s.ucks not to be in the news anymore, it . It feels rotten not to have a hot guy to an her eye candy
It kills not to have a man in her life.

Well. If this guy could help her find her self confidience back then good for her and I wish her all the luck in the world . Hope she gets out of her own rut and her bff Courtney life and start living her own.

Poor bitter Jealous Loons
Jen is obviously a hot guy magnet!

lots of gay sites post pictures of good looking straight guys on them. that does not make them gay! Just means gay men find them attractive.

You poor Loons are so childish and desperate screaming ”he’s gay” like jealous little school girls.

If they just started dating, why is he already cavorting on the beach with a bare-titt*ed lady? Kidding!

Not kidding about this though: wtf do a former sitcom star and a male model talk about? Best hairdresser on each side of the ocean? Do they even know his country and hers are separated by an ocean?

…the silence at dinner must be deafening.

agree w/142 @ 06/06/2007 at 9:22 pm

thanks beth for your comment, which was rational and calling out all the pitt/jolie fans on their twisted justifications. whether this relationship lasts or not, i’m happy that jen is enjoying her life. and also think calling aniston insecure is highly subjective. any woman who’s lived her life as much in the spot-light as jen has (and having been married to BP) is not suffering from some deflated self-image.

this new guy IS better looking than BP, and based on the few interviews i’ve read or seen on TV as long as this guy has even the hint of a personality, he’ll surpass brad in my book.

to JA’s happiness

#142 beth | 06/06/2007 at 3:38 pm

oK - you people are the first ones to point out that BP and AJ fell in love no matter how big of a star they were. Now you’re criticizing this guy because he goes out with JA whom you label as a “has been”.

Would you people stop being superficial and maybe think that people can like each other for who they are and not what they are. And don’t start with the description of how JA is because you guys don’t know her and haven’t been with her to know.

If your thinking is twisted back to Brangelina then they are really one superficial couple - let’s date the most famous person we can find!!!

Then again, I’m just applying your analysis - because me, I haven’t met any of these people and wouldn’t know what’s in their minds.

Brad’s got a whole gallery on the RAINBOW NETWORK….lolololol
I guess that make him gay too.

also - he’s kinda creepy… esp pic 37

the guys on Datalounge still today this day swear Brad is gay….he does date manly looking chicks Paltrow, Aniston, and Jolie is the manliest of them all.

WOW! I am so happy for jen who knows if this will work out but she sure will be having a good time! Just give it up we all know that you guys are jealous!!!

i should not waste my time on this but i am .
through all the time that has passed they choose to post this news this week while BRAD is getting the attention with the movie,
that is odd. there is no picture of both of ja and this guy together is there?
i am thinking that possible the week that angelina and brad premiere the movie Mighty heart she probable will announce that she is getting engaged , PATHETIC ,GET A LIFE JENNY DEAR

this gay talk is intriguing… anyone have (ahem!) hard proof that he is? no gay sites please - that only means the gays dig him, not vice versa.

to 272

Your comment is racist!

the ones calling those who calls it as they see it loons are loonies and in serious denial.

If you believe anyone is jealous of Jen ..try harder. In life, people do not need a WALLPAPER in their arms . They need a soulmate, a partner with common interest.

Ya, maybe Jen wants to get into modeling and model boyfriends wants to break into hollywood. So be it .. they have a lot in common.

PR and using each other LOLOLOL

How desperate can Jennifer and her PR man be to enlist the services of a guy that is an escort, check out an ad for her so called new boyfriend:

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu6DuB2dGUkMB…ndmodels04.html

Escorts and Models by Gayscape
… Gay Porn Star Alec Powers. Homepage of gay porn star … All male, all gay adult store. Paul Sculfor. A site dedicated to British Super Model Paul Sculfor.

The loons have gone over the flippin edge! All because JA has a hotter looking guy than AJ. Don’t take it personally for crying out loud, she’s only dated him a few times. I would get me some of that too!

239 It’s not all black and white | 06/06/2007 at 7:13 pm
#145 said ;

Go Jen!!! What a great-looking guy!! Good for Jen - she deserves the very best!!! As for Huvane and publicity - how can you LOONS even write this stuff when Angie is in the tabloids every day and doing countless interviews??? Angie never met a camera or an interviewer she didn’t love - Me Me Me!!!Hypocrites Much????

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They are all working the PR machine, every last one of them. Jen is no worse or better than Brad and Angie.

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Brad and Angelina have had movies, top and important movies to promote the past year. hence all the red carpet required work. Jen has nothing to promote except her smartwater. There’s no reason for her to be in the public eye. She’s not doing anything workwise. It’s not like she’s gotta take some time off because she’s been working till she drops and is a fulltime mother and wife all at the same time. She has done nothing since that 10 minute thing she co-directed.

Dang even gay guys find him attractive! LOL

and ya’ll really believe this sh*t?????
Riiiiggghhhhtttt. I gotta a bridge I wanna sale your a$$e$ if you do. The heffa needs to get her but in the news. So why not get someone who is younger and cuter than herself and in some others opinions cuter than Brad a 43 1/2 year old man who still makes the Sexiest list every time. Never seen this guy. You know why? Because “Models” like him a re a dime a dozen and can be bought and sold for a little publicity. He gets to hang with the “American Sweetheart” girl. She gets to apear not so pathetic. Its a win win.

They will date a few times and then it will just go away just like her and Vince. This ain’t no “Ashton and Demi” and even if this man models until he’s what 40 (cuz they won’t want him after that) he will still not be the catch Brad Pitt is NOW and WAS when he was 36.

like I said it was a win/win for both of them.

anon, There hasn’t been a photo of the two of them you flippen moron. How is that a pr stunt. Stupid

270 R | 06/06/2007 at 9:22 pm
wtf do a former sitcom star and a male model talk about? Best hairdresser on each side of the ocean? Do they even know his country and hers are separated by an ocean?

…the silence at dinner must be deafening.
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Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had all night! ROFLMAO!

fashion babylon @ 06/06/2007 at 10:17 pm

And the Aniston fans were so sure about the Vaughn/Aniston relationship too. LOL!

Sorry Aniston fans, this is not about Brad and Angelina , however Jen’s publicist Huvane, needs to be fired immediately. He’s making her look like the fool of the year. The fake relationship Huvane/Aniston conjured up only bode well for Vaughn. his movie was watched by millions even though it SUCKED. but we didnt know that until we already paid our $10.75. After the premier of their Break Up, no pun intended, they coincidentally broke up. Now, Ocean’s 13 premier followed by A Mighty Heart which has been receiving critical reviews are debuting this month, here comes Aniston with a model boyfriend. Which the paps have not shot not ONE pix of them during the times between her supposed break up with Vaughn and now. All those times the paps were snapping away were Aniston being the 3rd wheel to the Coxes no mention of this model dude. So there you have it it is all publicity stunt. Another Vaughn make believe relationship for Aniston. And here I thought Jennifer was better than this.

And not to mention this guy is a fairy, as what the Brits would say. lol

ALSO, Paul Sculfor is well noted he only goes out with HIGH PROFILE LADIES to boost his fame and his agency. What a coincidence.

chinny chin chin @ 06/06/2007 at 10:18 pm

Gay.

whoa, he’s a hottie. good for her!!

197 ashby | 06/06/2007 at 5:39 pm
Well, his eyes look blue to me, not brown.. I guess he wears blue contacts too.
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Well now, I guess they have something in common. All joking aside, I wish her the best. Its really her fans that I truly hate.

Now back to things that make you go hmmmm….
Jen used Brad to get movies
Jen used Vince to get a hit movie
Jen will use this guy to get modeling gigs???
Oh, I get it. Perhaps he helped with the Smartwater gig….HAHA

It really is smart to drink Smartwater.

Going back to royalty thread….

I have excellent gaydar, nearly perfect, and this guy is not interested in her body–just her hair, makeup, shoes and dress,

Give love a chance @ 06/06/2007 at 10:23 pm

Paul and Jen deserve each other. Give their love a chance.

286 wellwell | 06/06/2007 at 10:11 pm
anon, There hasn’t been a photo of the two of them you flippen moron. How is that a pr stunt. Stupid

Thank God. It’s enough they have them plastered on the cover of people magazine and the “description” of them being together over memorial holiday/ Frankly after Perez’s outing this guy’s porno star status, we may never see them ever. So all this talk all over the TV for what? PUBLICITY!!!!!!!! Whatever a B list actress has to do, I guess. Do what you gotta do even if it means buying a date.

Now, the fact that Chin bought the GLAAD Award makes so much sense to me….

LOL

UHHHH….BRAAAAD CLONE!!

He’ll never be Brad, hunnie. Brad’s got the $$$, power, friends, family, daddy-ness, and compassion that this guy ain’t showing. PFFT…model..*rolls eyes*

this guy is seriously taking it up the a*se

Jen fans are really sad, really…

You have your idol dating a 36 year old model (not someone in early 20s but someone who couldn’t even further his career to acting) who is probably poor, uneducated, and losing his youth. And for some reason, you think Brad’s fan will be jealous. Brad, A-list move start with millions and millions, will be jealous of this nobody guy!!!

Even Kim Catrall from Sex and the City is dating much younger guy with actual career (he is a chef).

If I were Jen’s fan I would be more worried about how superficial and desperate Jen has become. She is dating a has-been model became he is cute rather than keep dating Vince, who is rich and famous, just because he is good-looking tells me more about her character and superficial nature than anything else.

Jen fans are really sad, really…

You have your idol dating a 36 year old model (not someone in early 20s but someone who couldn’t even further his career to acting) who is probably poor, uneducated, and losing his youth. And for some reason, you think Brad’s fan will be jealous. Brad, A-list move start with millions and millions, will be jealous of this nobody guy!!!

Even Kim Catrall from Sex and the City is dating much younger guy with actual career (he is a chef).

If I were Jen’s fan I would be more worried about how superficial and desperate Jen has become. She is dating a has-been model became he is cute rather than keep dating Vince, who is rich and famous, just because he is good-looking tells me more about her character and superficial nature than anything else.

The so call ex gf Lady Vic is a reality tv star wannabe. To her recent credit, she was on Celebrity Love Island and this is a synopsis of the show

“12 Z-list celebrity, famed in the UK for their sexual behavior, are being put together on a paradise island in Fiji where the viewers can see them hopefully copulate. The show is running in direct competition against C4’s Big Brother. Viewers vote on who they want removed from the island and when 2 are left (a male and female) the ‘couple’ receive a £50,000 prize each”

nuff said about contruction worker model hollywood wannebe dating likes .. now Paul is grinning at his luck. LOL

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and another thing…. How convenient.
What a coincidence, what a better way then to time her paid release cover story on People ( the magazine that never lies) the same week when Brad and Angie has covers and stories of them at Cannes, O13 and A mighty heart.

Well at least her publicist is doing his best to keep his ailing client on the Zlist . LOL

i just wish her a good and happy life, and if there’s any truth to this story that she’s seeing this man, and if she’s happy with that, then well and good.

Now we know what Jen sees in this guy - he is hot. And no, he looks nothing like Cad Pitt. Plus - Brad was never this hot in his whole life. Get over it. Thanks for the pictures, Jared. You go, Jen.

AddictedtoBAMPZs @ 06/06/2007 at 11:23 pm

Has anyone seen the site that keeps being posted about him? Each time I’ve tried I get the Yahoo Home Page. Conspiracy?????

gosh!!!!!! @ 06/06/2007 at 11:33 pm

reason people talk about this coz we can see it right thru the bulls!
pls….
36 y.o model and still trying to make it BIG in the U.S???????hmmmm….wonder if he can afford to lavish her with her favorite material things!
hey..i think this is part of many services offered by the agency besides modelling… ESCORT for a month..oops..perhaps they have it on 1 year package!
geez!grow up jen….i was ur fan..note..WAS…i think you are so PLASTIC!typical plastic!u r still in the dreamland…Barbie hoping to meet her KenS….one hottie is not enuff…u tried to pull that imnotintoprettyboy by staging the Vincemyboyfriendyetnothotenuff…but anyway..wish you had a good time making a comeback into front page of tabs covers!

no one is comparing Paul with Brad. It’s like comparing duck and chicken, mountain and molehill, moon and sun. get the picture.. there is zero similarity. The only common denominator is Jen was ONCE ex Mrs Brad but that was history years ago.

maybe Jen finally found a man of her own calibrate. I personally thought Brad wad kind of over and above in terms of all area especially in the intellectual brain capacity

Well now ex-waitress and ex-bricklayer can be soulmates forever. Isn’t it a match made and now all Jen fans can finally sing songs of praise.

LOL

the ultimate hotness @ 06/06/2007 at 11:40 pm

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG fuking HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YAY jen im happy for her take that on your ugly nasty faces pathetic obesessed lonnies WOW so much hotter than the old ***** toy

OH and one more think that is so good to see u getting jealous so funny to see your ” hated comment” BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAH keep analysing please hahahahhaha so hilarious keep wasting your time ” obsessed in her life ” creating your craps hahaha while she is in his arms right now hahahahahahhahahaahhahaha

I don’t think this story is true but if it is - good for her. hopefully people can get over the whole love triangle. I’m sick of it. Brad and Angie are happy in love. Thank god Jen found someone because I’m so sick of hearing about poor jen.

He’s hot. She’s rich. They are both shallow. Perfect match.

I check back and of course the sad little loonies are still bitchin and crying over Jen’s hot new guy. bwhahahahahaha
poor little jealous whiners.

yes.. all fishy.

Did you know that Paul made a special LA-UK trip (all expense paid 1st class travel) back to his hometown 2 weeks ago back to brief his parents and inform them about the pending media furore.

All of which has come as something of a surprise for Paul’s mother Jean, 62, and father George, 66 who live in a modest bungalow in Upminster, greater London.

The senior couple confirmed their son’s relationship with Miss Aniston but added that they had to receive guidance from him before saying any more.

At their bungalow, two bushes stand either side of the doorstep. One bears a saying: “A life without friends is like a garden without flowers.”

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very interesting that Paul flew back before his Memorial Day outing with Jen. Looks like everything was planned to the T !!! Makes one wonder .

Escot selection list -> Paul Sculfor -> checked
Inform Paul on rules, dos and dont -> checked
Inform Paul to tell parents to shut up ->checked
Go on memorial day date in crowded papz infested resturant ->checked
Make PR release to People Magazine (pay them good to give cover slot)-> checked

good lord….do the Loons ever actaully listen to how crazy they sound?
No relationship Jen ever has is real. It’s always PR, the guy is always gay….pathetic.

You crazy loons. You scream, rant and rave that Aniston is not news worthy and that nobody cares and this is frivalous garbage, yet every Aniston thread everywhere you hit and hit and hit and hit so that bloggers and magazines continue to give her press for your hits, you stupid twits. Keep it up. When Jared can get over 400 hits in a couple of hours on a Jennier Aniston thread, I would say she’s news. Did I remember to call you idiots twits?

JEALOUS LOONS @ 06/06/2007 at 11:58 pm

IT’S BEEN OVER TWO YEARS LOONS MOVE ON. JEN IS NOT A THREAT TO JOLIE. SHE DOESN’T WANT BRAD BACK ESPECIALLY NOW SHE HAS A YOUNGER BETTER LOOKING MAN.

Grangelina @ 06/06/2007 at 11:59 pm

312 is spot on

hahahahahahaha @ 06/06/2007 at 11:59 pm

309 gungho | 06/06/2007 at 11:46 pm
I check back and of course the sad little loonies are still bitchin and crying over Jen’s hot new guy. bwhahahahahaha
poor little jealous whiners.

man they crackes me up seriously lol haahahhahaha what the hell i’ve heard they got issues but not at this point they are talking as they know theme lol as they are living with her they are convicing themesleves constantly by making a comparison with the her ex old hag hahahahhaahahah man it’s too much they are mad hahahah they are shocked haha you know i feel sorry for theme i mean they are ridiclous and pathetic and the same time poor lost kids

poor jealous loons still posting in Aniston’s thread….lolololol…Jolie and all her fans are such a joke.

geeze, you crazy loons loonies worshiping Aniston and screaming with joy now she finally found a gay model .wonderful job loons for keep faith in your idol Aniston. loons are celebrating joyously for loons.

DAYUM!!! He’s freakin’ hot!

kathygriffinhater @ 06/07/2007 at 12:17 am

kathy griffin has always been known for someone who tries very hard to gain attention and yet compared to jennifer aniston now, she appears to have more class. at least she hasn’t stooped so low… not yet at least.

I don’t understand why Jen’s fan would be happy about this?!

He is 36 year old and average model (never became too famous, not beautiful as Halle Berry’s boyfriend), and you guys are over-the-moon happy about this.

It’s pathetic! Aren’t you worried that he may be after her fame and money? I would.

If Angie had been 38 years old and single and was dating an aging model with no future or intelligence, I would feel like Angie had become desperate.

If I were Jen, I would feel ashamed about what my life had become. It became so pathetic that my fans are happy that I am dating anyone….as long as he is good-looking, doesn’t matter what he does, how old, how successful, anything….sad.

Just a rumor??? @ 06/07/2007 at 12:23 am

For all who say he’s gay, could you please provide proof of your knowledge, as in posting a link to the source of information, if no proof can be provided, I will dismiss this as a rumor being started by the jealous loons!

disgusting lunatics @ 06/07/2007 at 12:25 am

316 gangrel | 06/07/2007 at 12:02 am
poor jealous loons still posting in Aniston’s thread….lolololol…Jolie and all her fans are such a joke.

it’s the proove that they didn’t want to move on why they still sticking like this on jen’s life ? no one gives a **** about your anorexic ho i mean ewww i don’t even want to waste my time on the *****’s thread but theme are sticking as a glue on jen’s thread so pathetic i ignore their ho at all

and proove again that they are full of hate on this news there is nothing wrong she is just with a guy but they can’t stand it they don’t want to see her happy cuz all they want is to hate hate hate hate hate her till blowing their ***** stoles her husband already what they want more ? they want this one too maybe ? i don’t get it they are not satisfy yet ? what is their fuking probleme at the end ? fuking pathetic obsessed losers without life

stupid fangirls @ 06/07/2007 at 12:26 am

Jolie fangirls are like a bunch of childish high school girls jealous that a girl they don’t like has a better looking boyfriend.
The only thing they can think to say is ”he’s gay”…..lol….why don’t you just say he’s got cooties.

middle aged brad @ 06/07/2007 at 12:28 am

when the gays think you’re hot that means you are super HOT.
Most gay sites don’t even talk about Brad anymore, he is over the hill.

Everything has been full of Brad & Angie for weeks so of course she has to find something to get herself in there. She is just pitiful and he is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

106 xmenfan | 06/06/2007 at 2:37 pm
GOOD JOB JARED

I knew he would post these for the loons to get all worked up over and foam at the mouth lolololol
Sometime Loons I think Jared is just making fun of you. It’s like throwing a hunk of meat to rabid dogs when he posts Jen news lolololololol

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middle aged brad @ 06/07/2007 at 1:11 am

Q - What do Brangelina fans like more than a Brangelina post?

A - A Jen post of course?

this whole thread is proof of the Loons obsession with Aniston.

320 ira | 06/07/2007 at 12:23 am
I don’t understand why Jen’s fan would be happy about this?!
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They have to have something to be happy about, and there hasn’t been much for them in the past two and a half years. Angie and Brad keep rising on the A-list while poor Jen keeps sinking lower and lower. She’s practically in total eclipse.

They just want to see her with someone — anyone — to show she is still in the game.

The whole think reeks of desperation. I hope for her sake the gay porn rumors are false. If they turn out to be true, she’ll never live it down.

First thing she needs to do is fire that idiot Huvane. He’s turning her into a joke.

manjawlina @ 06/07/2007 at 1:12 am

326 So True! | 06/07/2007 at 12:38 am
106 xmenfan | 06/06/2007 at 2:37 pm
GOOD JOB JARED

I knew he would post these for the loons to get all worked up over and foam at the mouth lolololol
Sometime Loons I think Jared is just making fun of you. It’s like throwing a hunk of meat to rabid dogs when he posts Jen news lolololololol

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It’s true. I think Jared just likes to sit back and laugh at them. He even made fun of them and called them crazy on another site.

Oompa loompah @ 06/07/2007 at 1:36 am

LOL. Oh. My. GOD.

When entertainment tonight started listing the dude’s fu*king physical stats like a piece of meat I couldn’t contain my hysterical laughter. Oh dear me. And this one: “Jen and Paul have so much in common. They love working out and Mexican food.” HAHAHAHA! Wha?? You mean that’s all?? Proof that she is still an airhead. So we have a has been actress with no movies on the horizon having to resort to peddling expensive water, and a former model who nobody could give a sh*t about and is totally gay. If you follow fashion you know what I’m talking about. Paul is a total gaygay. SCORE! Way to go HUvaniston! I mean they could have at least chosen an actor, someone who has done something with their lives. Someone who has more than their chest size, height and weight on their c.v. Oh and a couple of gay pornos.

It’s interesting how the stories are already starting to contradict themselves, seems like someone is having a hard time keeping track of their lies. Jen’s people told Extra that the relationship wasn’t serious and they had only gone out twice, yet the same source tells E.T they’ve been “quietly dating for 3 months”.

BWAHAHAHAH!!!! I bet you anything when A Mighty Heart premieres we’ll conveniently get more details about this “relationship”, maybe even a staged photo. This is getting too predictable. We hear nothing from the Huvaniston camp since her stupid ass GLAAD appearance, then all of a sudden, on the day O13 premieres, Jen miraculously has a new man. All to give the story more traction than it would have gotten otherwise. It’s funny how there are absolutely ZERO pics of them together. If they really wanted to proclaim their relationship don’t you think we’d get a picture? These games are getting old.

There are so many holes to this PUBLICITY STUNT it is not even funny. Well actually it is. VERY funny. And also kind of sad. I feel sorry for Aniston. She obviously has no career as a serious actress so she has to resort to petty PR stunts and mediawhoring to maintain relevance in hollywood. Too bad it won’t get any of her movies greenlighted. Sad Biotch.

And for the fanistons who say Jen has no control or isn’t aware of the media’s portrayal of her, kiss my a$$. How many times has she run crying to People to deny stories? Mkay, let’s see: ran to people to deny a nose job, getting engaged to Vince, getting DUMPED by Vince, getting a boob job, am I missing anything? The poor b*tch keeps tabs on every negative story published about her and is so painfully aware of how she is perceived. I’m sure being called “homely” by Rod Stewarts daughter still causes her pain to this day. LOL.

And I bet if you sifted through this thread you’d get at least 75% who felt the same way. No one takes this sitcom hack seriously. All ANiston is doing is making herself look more pathetic day by day.

oompa loompah, i love your post! thank you for speaking so eloquently. jennifer aniston is so pathetic i almost feel sorry for her (note: almost). but i’m kinda glad she’s so shallow, these threads are so much fun and great for a good laugh!!

Paul goes to Gap @ 06/07/2007 at 2:02 am

have you notice?
the guy is in the business since how many years and all we get is the levis clip from 10 years ago ? nothing

his site is shut down

old pics

Bizarre Bizarre

goto splashonline , the guy has a Gap’s bag
I guess Aniston is a million dollar baby

I don’t like Huvane : he’s making Aniston look like a fool

But i’m not sad for her , she’s airhead

LOL@ Silly LOONS @ 06/07/2007 at 2:03 am

329 manjawlina | 06/07/2007 at 1:12 am
326 So True! | 06/07/2007 at 12:38 am
106 xmenfan | 06/06/2007 at 2:37 pm
GOOD JOB JARED

I knew he would post these for the loons to get all worked up over and foam at the mouth lolololol
Sometime Loons I think Jared is just making fun of you. It’s like throwing a hunk of meat to rabid dogs when he posts Jen news lolololololol

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It’s true. I think Jared just likes to sit back and laugh at them. He even made fun of them and called them crazy on another site.

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Veruca Salt @ 06/07/2007 at 2:36 am

330 Oompa loompah | 06/07/2007 at 1:36 am

And I bet if you sifted through this thread you’d get at least 75% who felt the same way.
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Umm.. Hello…is there anybody in there?!?! Of course 75% feel this way, because that 75% is the same 8, OK, 10 JP fans changing their names and posting the same cr*apola over and over. Yes, yes we know, being a Loonie is hard work!
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Oompa loompah says: When entertainment tonight started listing the dude’s fu*king physical stats like a piece of meat
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Jealous Much? Admit it, he’s HOT, that boy’s on FIRE!

Oompa loompah says: total gaygay
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Oompa loompah says: there are absolutely ZERO pics of them together
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Oompa loompah says: called “homely” by Rod Stewarts daughter
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Anything coming from Kimberly Stewart’s mouth should be taken with a grain of salt being she is about as homely as they come!
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Oompa loompah says: making herself look more pathetic day by day.
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Mmmm, nope, It’s just you who looks pathetic and :evil: Go on, Go and wipe the foam from your mouth now.

JA -dumb water @ 06/07/2007 at 2:46 am

JA gets behind dumb water

We’re a little late to the game on this story (we hate it when everyone else is having fun and doesn’t let us know!) but apparently Jennifer Aniston has decided to promote a bottled product called Smartwater. Oh, how deliciously wicked of her.

Anyone tuned into the environmental scene knows that bottled water is one of the dumbest inventions the human race has come up with. Yes, it has practical purposes in places where tap water is horribly wrong, but for the large majority of those living in the developed world, this is not an issue. It’s one of the reasons why UNICEF launched The Tap Project and why restaurants in San Francisco are starting to ban it in favor of tap water. We’ve been so brainwashed into believing that bottled water is better for us that we completely view any other alternative as a detriment to our health. Never mind the fact that tap water is more stringently monitored and more tightly regulated than bottled water. Never mind that of the 8 billion gallons consumed by Americans in 2006, only 15% of the bottles were recycled.

So, we’re definitely disappointed that Jennifer has become an investor and spokesperson for Smartwater — a label that claims to be a sports drink because of its infused electrolytes. Um, right. Sure, she’ll make lots of money — bottled water makes billions a year — but it’s just a strange move for someone who has been involved in charity work many times before and understands the desperation out there for access to clean water.

Let’s hope something “trickles” down in the end to make us believers again.

http://www.ecorazzi.com/?p=2761

Stupid HAGS @ 06/07/2007 at 2:52 am

148 Mmmmm | 06/06/2007 at 3:52 pm
It is very funny to watch all of hags come here to be hatful and dying inside to see JA move on, it is hard for them to see b/c none of them can.

They have no life to go to after JA gets her life .. what will the hags talk about? Back to talking about Cute cheerios and fake family scnerios. I really feel bad for them.
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Hey BARREN HAG as if you’re not posting on B&A thread so STFU If MANISTON has move on i’m HAPPY FOR HER coz now she’ll stop her whining everytime Brad & Angie are on the NEWS, MAGZ, BLOGS etc., etc. in fact she should have MOVE ON two years ago including YOU …. Puleaaaseeee!!!

Keep Promoting SMARTWATER @ 06/07/2007 at 2:53 am

Thank you for the support of Jen and Smartwater, you nutters are promoting Smartwater like there’s no other day! Keep promoting and post, post, post about Smartwater!

FOR THE JEN FANS... @ 06/07/2007 at 2:59 am

… some questions for you:

Are you people so totally shallow that the only reason you think he and Jen make a great couple is because he’s “hot”?

Did it ever occur to any of you pinheads that this out-of-nowhere, aging model is probably using her to further his own career? Is that really what you want for Jen? A user and a loser? Don’t you think she deserves better than that?

Do any of you find it suspicious that his web page vanished into thin air the minute it was mentioned in JJ that he was into gay porn? If the rumor was false, why pull the page?

Do any of you find it suspicious that all of the tabs that were talking about “Jen’s Mystery Man” all of a sudden got very quiet on the subject?

Do any of you find it suspicious that her stupid publicist can’t get his story straight? Have they only dated twice or have they been quietly dating for three months? Does he mean they only dated twice in three months?! What kind of relationship is that?

Did any of you notice how all of a sudden Huvane backed water at 50 mph saying “it wasn’t really a relationship”, blah blah blah, as soon as the gay porn rumors started circulating?

What’s really with this guy? Don’t any of you think maybe Jen deserves something better than him?

Because if you think he’s right for her only because he is “hot”, then you sure as hell don’t think much of Jen.

Think about it.

Please, please, please, pretty please, let Jenjen date this guy. Then these fanistons can dream about their wedding, their kids, and all that BS. Please don’t let him be gay. If this one turns out to be another PR stunt, I might actually start feeling sorry for Jen and her fans, and I don’t really feel like pitying people that are that damn stupid all on their own.

Thanks Jared, you rock for bringing us this good news about our girl Jen and her handsome handsome handsome date! She is teaching everyone how to choose a man, so ladies, take a note (you know who u r :)
Paul is hotter than Brad Pitt and I don’t really mind if it is a one day relationship - he just is a DUDE a MANLY MAN! And as long as Jen has her fun!
Some crazy 10 year old who posted here thinks Paul is Gay. :) :) Have you ever seen or heard a word ‘gay’ before? Read books please. That is one thing he totally doesn’t look like. And does he looks like Brad Pitt? Yes in a bit of his eyes… but be honest to yourselves, Paul is younger, more manly-looking, sexier and really looks ‘firmer’ in every way than that Brad Pitt can’t even imagine. And since he is British, I totally dig him even more. He will teach funny men like Brad (the sex symbols :) - - how to be a man. He is totally a man head to toe. Good for Jen, yay!!!! Paul, teach these American slimy men a thing or two…

338 FOR THE JEN FANS… | 06/07/2007 at 2:59 am
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Why do you even care to sit down and think of these questions if your not a fan of JA?

Do any of your questions have any substance?
Are they even worthy of an answer?

Since you don’t think this is the perfect guy for JA than who do YOU (not Jen) but YOU recommend?

Please tell us who Jen should date. Tell us how old he should be, what he should do for a living and what he should look like, etc..
Please inform us and maybe we can get a signed petition stating you do not approve of this man and send it to Jen!

Seriously, get a grip!

Oompa loompah @ 06/07/2007 at 3:15 am

Umm.. Hello…is there anybody in there?!?! Of course 75% feel this way, because that 75% is the same 8, OK, 10 JP fans changing their names and posting the same cr*apola over and over. Yes, yes we know, being a Loonie is hard work!
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God you are so smart. I love you. You totally whupped my a$$ there. Phew.

TRASH.

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Okay, I guess I’ll have to beat it into your brain. WTF do you call this desperate magical out of nowhere relationship with some random model conveniently timed for the premiere of O13?? Is that not the definition of P-U-B-L-I-C-I-T-Y S-T-U-N-T????? and media wh0ring??? It’s one thing to be living your life and having paps CONSISTENTLY follow you wherever you go and promoting your MOVIES…. it’s ANOTHER to be completely unseen and unheard of one minute, then ALL OF A SUDDEN having a shiny new People mag cover detailing your new relationship that has supposedly been going on for “a while”. Do you see the inconsistency there?? Or do I have to spell it out for you again?

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EXACTLY. And all the more pathetic that Aniston was crushed and devasted by the comment from someone the likes of Kimberly freaking Stewart. Dumb.

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Mmmm, nope, It’s just you who looks pathetic and Go on, Go and wipe the foam from your mouth now.
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Crazed Loon @ 06/07/2007 at 3:29 am

#342 Oompa loonie

WTF do you call this desperate magical out of nowhere relationship with some random model conveniently timed for the premiere of O13??
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ALERT ALERT…CRAZED LOON ON THE LOOSE!

Is someone upset because Jen stole BP/AJ thunder during HIS premiere of OC13????
WOW-WEE I guess Jen is more popular than you thought, huh? LMAO, you worked yourself up into a tizzy! LOLOLOLOL

HA..HA..Ha..
Go Jens!! She gets better man, younger man and fresh from the oven!!
The other side… Jolie gets her ex.. ( rest of craps), older man, and old…. and elook like grand pa.. (eversince Brad with Jolie, he lost his title of The sexiest man)…
huaahhahahahah…

HA..HA..Ha..
Go Jens!! She gets better man, younger man and fresh from the oven!!
The other side… Jolie gets her ex.. ( rest of craps), older man, and old…. and he look like grand pa.. (eversince Brad with Jolie, he lost his title of The sexiest man)…
huaahhahahahah..

what’s up with people saying it’s all publicity? I don’t get it. As if she WANTS publicity after everything she’s been through. I believe that’s the furthest thing she wants in her life, really. I mean she is keeping a low profile nowadays.

As for people saying she hasn’t moved on from brad.. so she has type! Some people like blondes, some like latinos, some like blue eyes. I think it’s just coincidence.. she did date vince for a year and he looks nothing like pitt.

Good for her btw! That Paul guy is younger than brad and just as hot. Hotter than vince but is his age. You go girl!

340. Lainy.

Totally agree….

Plus, Jennifer Anniston has proven that she has dignity and class something another female actor is missing.

Totally agree with Potter # 344

You go girl, you deserve the best and you have been BLESSED with the BEST….unlike that jolie, blessed to be a Homewrecker……

Good for her, moving on along…

NormanisJenSon @ 06/07/2007 at 4:43 am

I don’t know why the Jen fans are so proud that Jen finally found a hot guy or bedmate. At Jen age , she better find a guy with stable career not a has been aging male model with a struggling career at 36. this guy reminds me of Britney’s K-fed. that’s all!

Trying to get over Brad? No!!!!!! He isn’t hot at o, his life will b hel by that fat aSS of hers. I have 2 say, she likes toyboys doesn’t she? Its a shame.

I wonder why a guy like that would go 4 that ass, chin, nose and ******** of hers. Sorry but he’s just made his life *******. Its like u living with ur grandma. I guess thats the end of his life.

The Jen Hen Diaries @ 06/07/2007 at 5:21 am

I wake up

I cry for 10 minutes because at some point I have to look in the mirror

Blow-Dry My Hair

Meet Huvane

Blow Dry My Hair

Sell Water

Call my Ya-Ya’s

Blow Dry My Hair

Cry because Courtney won’t talk to me.

Drink Smart Water. I think I feel smarter coz now I take less time to blow dry my hair when I’m driving

Arrange date with Huvane’s X-Boyfriend

Blow Dry My Hair

Google Angelina Jolie

Cry because even I know NO rhinoplasties can get me halfway there

Blow Dry My Hair. Angelina never won a beautiful hair contest. I’m Better!!!

Practise shopping for kids I will never have. I cannot believe Huvane forgot to tip the media about where I don’t want to be seen right now! I just blow-dried my hair!!

Blow Dry My Hair

Eat my dog’s food to grow my hair.

Go out on date with Huvane’s xboyfriend. He so does not look like my husband. This is a sign. He is going to see I am meant for him because we both have golden hair and we are the golden couple.

Complete my photo album of Shiloh and the other kids. I need to learn all their names before they move back in… Court thinks I’m delusional but I don’t care. I mean no offence, but David isn’t exactly Brad girl…!

Yeah You Go Jen @ 06/07/2007 at 5:30 am

You go now ghurl and find yourself a gay will never turn to Brad struggling artist.

I so hope you marry him and he runs with all your TV and water money!!!

And the knuckle head who said the broke gay porn model looks better than Brad????????

He made it to whose World’s Most Beautiful List???????????

Team Aniston T-Shirt - anyone?

WHY IS JEN ACCUSED OF DATING A HOTTY BRITISH??????????????????????????????? AND WHY ARE BRANGELINA ACCUSED OF WRECKING A HOME?????

I MEAN, PAUL IS HOT, & BRITISH, YOUNG AND VERY HANDSOME GUY, PERIOD!!! AND SHE IS HAVING FUN, PERIOD!!!

WHY ARE WE MENTIONING,
-BRAD PITT
-ANGELINA JOLIE
-MOVIES AT # 1
-OCEANS 12
-PUBLICITY
-SHILOH
-MADDOX & ZAHRA
-PAX
-DOGS & CATS

THE LIST GOES ON. I THINK PEOPLE POSTING ON THIS SITE EITHER ARE SICK OR BARELY 11 YEAR OLDS.

ANYHOOOOO, I AM TOTALLY DIGGING PAUL AND WHATEVER JEN IS DOING, I HOPE SHE IS HAVING FUN. GUYS, HE IS BRITISH AND HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS. THERE IS SIMILARITY WITH BRAD BECAUSE THAT TYPE OF LOOK IS JEN’S TYPE. WHY IS EVERYBODY FINDING IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?????????????

PAUL LOOKS MORE SOLID THOUGH - OR FIRM, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. AND HE WILL TEACH BRAD A THING OR TWO AM SURE…

Boooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chinnifer Noseston.

I wanna see all of you old hags turning down a guy 1/8 as good looking as this guy!!

Go ahead and criticize: old, loser, etc. You know you will never even get within the same zip code of someone as hot as Paul Sculfor.

Jealous hags.

somebody please put her down @ 06/07/2007 at 5:45 am

All that “smart” water and she still pull up some dumb shytte…you would have thought…

He is GORGEOUS, DAZZLING, STRIKING….just like Jennifer Aniston….you go girl

when did 36 become young age? The pictures posted of Paul are when he was much younger. Did you see his recent photos? He is balding now. Also, he is struggling aging model, same education as Jen (both drop out of high school), and poor. He is an aging boy-toy. With her money and fame, Jen should be dating much younger, hottie who still models (like Halle Berry).

Jen could be 400 pound, 80 year old woman and Paul will jump at the chance to date her. She is rich and famous! He became overnight sensation! Imagine money he can get out of Jen if they get married and then divorce (K-fed, anyone?)

Shouldn’t you guys be more worried about the fact that Jen couldn’t get someone who is smart, wealth, famous, AND good-looking? Any hollywood actress can get pretty boytoy.

I think he was given the so called smart water 4 him 2 start fancing her coz that danm chinnifer was already fancing him. I hear Vince is heart broken, no!!!!! am just kidding he soooo happy that he is out of it.

We don’t really give a flying crap…this is ridiculous…she moves on..amen!!

You like f**k dump a is who person retarded another to it post now, this read to trying time f**kin your took you.(NOW READ IT BACKWARDS)

What am trying 2 say is that u r o taking ur time reading Jens danm s**t!!!!!!! She is a f**kin ***********

If true, I’m glad for her. Everyone deserves to find someone and move on from the past.

But is is just me, on some photos at the People website he just looks like a taller version of Mark Wahlberg.

This is boooooooooo s**t!!!!!!!!!!!! Jen is a bolfghseghduisd.!!!!!!!

Francophile @ 06/07/2007 at 7:09 am

I want to see a recent picture of the dude and another one with JA, because I searched through the net and the only pictures I have found are professional model-type ones of him from years ago.

looks like Michael Ballack

Ooooh the loons are so mad! teehee

Their just seething mad with jealously, I bet your sitting at your computers right now with smoke coming out of your ears and nose! lolololol

Holy Jennifer Aniston! Over 350 posts so far and counting…… YAY! lmao

Scufor’s gay and Huvane’s boyfriend. Feel sorry for Jennifer who tries so hard to get good publicity. I thougth she were smart, well she needs her water desperately.

Keep Promoting SMARTWATER @ 06/07/2007 at 8:14 am

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Thank you for the support of Jen and Smartwater, you nutters are promoting Smartwater like there’s no other day! Keep promoting and post, post, post about Smartwater!
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I want to thank you all for promoting Smartwater! Your support is greatly appreciated!

He is gay. Ask anyone in the fashion industry. This is for publicity and she will NEVER have another “fake date” with this guy again. Same with Vaughn whom she also acted with, publically. She does have a long term relationship with a man, but nobody knows his name except a small few at the top.

Team Jolie Pitt Dammit!!! @ 06/07/2007 at 8:26 am

357 yeah!!! | 06/07/2007 at 5:41 am
I wanna see all of you old hags turning down a guy 1/8 as good looking as this guy!!

Go ahead and criticize: old, loser, etc. You know you will never even get within the same zip code of someone as hot as Paul Sculfor.

Jealous hags.

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Yeah bwahahhahahah - act like you’ve ever seen him or heard of him before today!!Unless of coz you did his gay porn collection…

Paul-Sculfor-My-Nose-But-Leave-My-Chinny-Chin-Chin is SOOOOO MUCH hotter than BRADDY DADDIO and MOMGELINA MAGIC…sic.

Team Jolie Pitt Dammit!!! @ 06/07/2007 at 8:29 am

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nobody wants Jen, don’t lie now!

After Effects @ 06/07/2007 at 8:32 am

359 reply | 06/07/2007 at 6:01 am
He is GORGEOUS, DAZZLING, STRIKING….just like Jennifer Aniston….you go girl
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You are sooooooooooooooooo drinking smartwater!
It also makes you see things?

They are starting to compare Jen new guy with Jolie old guy…

372 Team Jolie Pitt Dammit!!! | 06/07/2007 at 8:26 am

I never compared anyone - and WHO CARES IF WE KNEW ABOUT HIM BEFORE????

I never heard of Hally Berry’s boyfriend either until they started going out, and so many other girlfriends/boyfriends of actors.

He’s a beautiful man and you have no clue if he’s nice or sweet or whatever -

BUT DEFINITELY ANYTHING BETTER YOU COULD EVER GET HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I would like to see Jennifer Aniston in a movie any movie, something to say she is stll relevant in this movie buisness. I don’t care if the movie bombs as many major stars have had “bomb movies”, this way it can clearly be established that she has not been riding the Brad Pitt gravy train. I know she has lots of money but yhis acting thing supossed to be her job, her craft wouldn’t she be clammoring to get into the swing of things again. If that happens I would be more than glad to give her credit where credit is due. Until then ?????????

#368, what is up with the no. of posts. That cannot even top the Joile-Pitt posts on any given day.

Honorary Jolie-Pitt @ 06/07/2007 at 9:09 am

378 debjosy | 06/07/2007 at 8:48 am

#368, what is up with the no. of posts. That cannot even top the Joile-Pitt posts on any given day.
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Not even a fifth… 378 posts after days? That happens first hour on The Most Happening Thread of the Coolest.

Oh i get it… they’re normally used to 12 threads, aha aha aha ahahahaha hah hahahah
ROTF!!!

The Happy Fans of The Happy Family baby!

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debjosy | 06/07/2007 at 8:48 am
#368, what is up with the no. of posts. That cannot even top the Joile-Pitt posts on any given day.

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Shhhhh… the loons don’t know it, but their obsessed with Jennifer Aniston, why else would Jennifer get so many posts??

Their spending more time in here than their beloved JP’s!

Go LOONS! roflmao

379 Honorary Jolie-Pitt
Not even a fifth… 378 posts after days? That happens first hour on The Most Happening Thread of the Coolest.

Oh i get it… they’re normally used to 12 threads, aha aha aha ahahahaha hah hahahah
ROTF!!!

The Happy Fans of The Happy Family baby!

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SCAM! Go back to “in your words” *Ahem*: The Most Happening Thread of the Coolest. BTW Are you serious? Did you just type that? STOP, lol (I know it’s not nice to laugh at Loony people but THIS. IS. TOO. MUCH.)

Just sayin' @ 06/07/2007 at 9:52 am

375 FF | 06/07/2007 at 8:34 am
They are starting to compare Jen new guy with Jolie old guy
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There’s no comparison, this guy is way hotter than Brad!

Just sayin' @ 06/07/2007 at 9:53 am

and jlm

Honorary Jolie-Pitt @ 06/07/2007 at 10:11 am

376 yeah!!! | 06/07/2007 at 8:34 am

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eeet sheeet end dye beeech. You’re a JenFan.

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I’m a BrangeFan - do your math…!

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