Paul Sculfor: Jennifer Aniston’s New Man

106 xmenfan | 06/06/2007 at 2:37 pm
GOOD JOB JARED

I knew he would post these for the loons to get all worked up over and foam at the mouth lolololol
Sometime Loons I think Jared is just making fun of you. It’s like throwing a hunk of meat to rabid dogs when he posts Jen news lolololololol

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This needed to be posted again! LMAO

320 ira | 06/07/2007 at 12:23 am
I don’t understand why Jen’s fan would be happy about this?!
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They have to have something to be happy about, and there hasn’t been much for them in the past two and a half years. Angie and Brad keep rising on the A-list while poor Jen keeps sinking lower and lower. She’s practically in total eclipse.

They just want to see her with someone — anyone — to show she is still in the game.

The whole think reeks of desperation. I hope for her sake the gay porn rumors are false. If they turn out to be true, she’ll never live it down.

First thing she needs to do is fire that idiot Huvane. He’s turning her into a joke.

LOL. Oh. My. GOD.

When entertainment tonight started listing the dude’s fu*king physical stats like a piece of meat I couldn’t contain my hysterical laughter. Oh dear me. And this one: “Jen and Paul have so much in common. They love working out and Mexican food.” HAHAHAHA! Wha?? You mean that’s all?? Proof that she is still an airhead. So we have a has been actress with no movies on the horizon having to resort to peddling expensive water, and a former model who nobody could give a sh*t about and is totally gay. If you follow fashion you know what I’m talking about. Paul is a total gaygay. SCORE! Way to go HUvaniston! I mean they could have at least chosen an actor, someone who has done something with their lives. Someone who has more than their chest size, height and weight on their c.v. Oh and a couple of gay pornos.

It’s interesting how the stories are already starting to contradict themselves, seems like someone is having a hard time keeping track of their lies. Jen’s people told Extra that the relationship wasn’t serious and they had only gone out twice, yet the same source tells E.T they’ve been “quietly dating for 3 months”.

BWAHAHAHAH!!!! I bet you anything when A Mighty Heart premieres we’ll conveniently get more details about this “relationship”, maybe even a staged photo. This is getting too predictable. We hear nothing from the Huvaniston camp since her stupid ass GLAAD appearance, then all of a sudden, on the day O13 premieres, Jen miraculously has a new man. All to give the story more traction than it would have gotten otherwise. It’s funny how there are absolutely ZERO pics of them together. If they really wanted to proclaim their relationship don’t you think we’d get a picture? These games are getting old.

There are so many holes to this PUBLICITY STUNT it is not even funny. Well actually it is. VERY funny. And also kind of sad. I feel sorry for Aniston. She obviously has no career as a serious actress so she has to resort to petty PR stunts and mediawhoring to maintain relevance in hollywood. Too bad it won’t get any of her movies greenlighted. Sad Biotch.

And for the fanistons who say Jen has no control or isn’t aware of the media’s portrayal of her, kiss my a$$. How many times has she run crying to People to deny stories? Mkay, let’s see: ran to people to deny a nose job, getting engaged to Vince, getting DUMPED by Vince, getting a boob job, am I missing anything? The poor b*tch keeps tabs on every negative story published about her and is so painfully aware of how she is perceived. I’m sure being called “homely” by Rod Stewarts daughter still causes her pain to this day. LOL.

And I bet if you sifted through this thread you’d get at least 75% who felt the same way. No one takes this sitcom hack seriously. All ANiston is doing is making herself look more pathetic day by day.

have you notice?
the guy is in the business since how many years and all we get is the levis clip from 10 years ago ? nothing

his site is shut down

old pics

Bizarre Bizarre

goto splashonline , the guy has a Gap’s bag
I guess Aniston is a million dollar baby

I don’t like Huvane : he’s making Aniston look like a fool

But i’m not sad for her , she’s airhead

330 Oompa loompah | 06/07/2007 at 1:36 am

And I bet if you sifted through this thread you’d get at least 75% who felt the same way.
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Umm.. Hello…is there anybody in there?!?! Of course 75% feel this way, because that 75% is the same 8, OK, 10 JP fans changing their names and posting the same cr*apola over and over. Yes, yes we know, being a Loonie is hard work!
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Oompa loompah says: keeps tabs on every negative story published
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Your doing a GREAT job yourself keeping tabs on Jen, Again, yes don’t explain, being a Loonie takes so much & effort! But Thanks for the laughs!
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Oompa loompah says: When entertainment tonight started listing the dude’s fu*king physical stats like a piece of meat
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Jealous Much? Admit it, he’s HOT, that boy’s on FIRE!

Oompa loompah says: total gaygay
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As another poster mentioned: Post link, please! or is this all made up in your head? OOPS, that’s right, Your Loonie, blah blah
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Oompa loompah says: there are absolutely ZERO pics of them together
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Did you forget she’s not a publicity wh ore like someone else we know.
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Oompa loompah says: called “homely” by Rod Stewarts daughter
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Anything coming from Kimberly Stewart’s mouth should be taken with a grain of salt being she is about as homely as they come!
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Oompa loompah says: making herself look more pathetic day by day.
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Mmmm, nope, It’s just you who looks pathetic and :evil: Go on, Go and wipe the foam from your mouth now.

148 Mmmmm | 06/06/2007 at 3:52 pm
It is very funny to watch all of hags come here to be hatful and dying inside to see JA move on, it is hard for them to see b/c none of them can.

They have no life to go to after JA gets her life .. what will the hags talk about? Back to talking about Cute cheerios and fake family scnerios. I really feel bad for them.
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Hey BARREN HAG as if you’re not posting on B&A thread so STFU If MANISTON has move on i’m HAPPY FOR HER coz now she’ll stop her whining everytime Brad & Angie are on the NEWS, MAGZ, BLOGS etc., etc. in fact she should have MOVE ON two years ago including YOU …. Puleaaaseeee!!!

… some questions for you:

Are you people so totally shallow that the only reason you think he and Jen make a great couple is because he’s “hot”?

Did it ever occur to any of you pinheads that this out-of-nowhere, aging model is probably using her to further his own career? Is that really what you want for Jen? A user and a loser? Don’t you think she deserves better than that?

Do any of you find it suspicious that his web page vanished into thin air the minute it was mentioned in JJ that he was into gay porn? If the rumor was false, why pull the page?

Do any of you find it suspicious that all of the tabs that were talking about “Jen’s Mystery Man” all of a sudden got very quiet on the subject?

Do any of you find it suspicious that her stupid publicist can’t get his story straight? Have they only dated twice or have they been quietly dating for three months? Does he mean they only dated twice in three months?! What kind of relationship is that?

Did any of you notice how all of a sudden Huvane backed water at 50 mph saying “it wasn’t really a relationship”, blah blah blah, as soon as the gay porn rumors started circulating?

What’s really with this guy? Don’t any of you think maybe Jen deserves something better than him?

Because if you think he’s right for her only because he is “hot”, then you sure as hell don’t think much of Jen.

Think about it.

Thanks Jared, you rock for bringing us this good news about our girl Jen and her handsome handsome handsome date! She is teaching everyone how to choose a man, so ladies, take a note (you know who u r :)
Paul is hotter than Brad Pitt and I don’t really mind if it is a one day relationship - he just is a DUDE a MANLY MAN! And as long as Jen has her fun!
Some crazy 10 year old who posted here thinks Paul is Gay. :) :) Have you ever seen or heard a word ‘gay’ before? Read books please. That is one thing he totally doesn’t look like. And does he looks like Brad Pitt? Yes in a bit of his eyes… but be honest to yourselves, Paul is younger, more manly-looking, sexier and really looks ‘firmer’ in every way than that Brad Pitt can’t even imagine. And since he is British, I totally dig him even more. He will teach funny men like Brad (the sex symbols :) - - how to be a man. He is totally a man head to toe. Good for Jen, yay!!!! Paul, teach these American slimy men a thing or two…

Umm.. Hello…is there anybody in there?!?! Of course 75% feel this way, because that 75% is the same 8, OK, 10 JP fans changing their names and posting the same cr*apola over and over. Yes, yes we know, being a Loonie is hard work!
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Your doing a GREAT job yourself keeping tabs on Jen, Again, yes don’t explain, being a Loonie takes so much & effort! But Thanks for the laughs!
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Jealous Much? Admit it, he’s HOT, that boy’s on FIRE!

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As another poster mentioned: Post link, please! or is this all made up in your head? OOPS, that’s right, Your Loonie, blah blah
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God you are so smart. I love you. You totally whupped my a$$ there. Phew.

TRASH.

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Did you forget she’s not a publicity wh ore like someone else we know.
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Okay, I guess I’ll have to beat it into your brain. WTF do you call this desperate magical out of nowhere relationship with some random model conveniently timed for the premiere of O13?? Is that not the definition of P-U-B-L-I-C-I-T-Y S-T-U-N-T????? and media wh0ring??? It’s one thing to be living your life and having paps CONSISTENTLY follow you wherever you go and promoting your MOVIES…. it’s ANOTHER to be completely unseen and unheard of one minute, then ALL OF A SUDDEN having a shiny new People mag cover detailing your new relationship that has supposedly been going on for “a while”. Do you see the inconsistency there?? Or do I have to spell it out for you again?

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Oompa loompah says: called “homely” by Rod Stewarts daughter
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Anything coming from Kimberly Stewart’s mouth should be taken with a grain of salt being she is about as homely as they come!
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EXACTLY. And all the more pathetic that Aniston was crushed and devasted by the comment from someone the likes of Kimberly freaking Stewart. Dumb.

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Mmmm, nope, It’s just you who looks pathetic and Go on, Go and wipe the foam from your mouth now.
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*wipe*

HA..HA..Ha..
Go Jens!! She gets better man, younger man and fresh from the oven!!
The other side… Jolie gets her ex.. ( rest of craps), older man, and old…. and elook like grand pa.. (eversince Brad with Jolie, he lost his title of The sexiest man)…
huaahhahahahah…

what’s up with people saying it’s all publicity? I don’t get it. As if she WANTS publicity after everything she’s been through. I believe that’s the furthest thing she wants in her life, really. I mean she is keeping a low profile nowadays.

As for people saying she hasn’t moved on from brad.. so she has type! Some people like blondes, some like latinos, some like blue eyes. I think it’s just coincidence.. she did date vince for a year and he looks nothing like pitt.

Good for her btw! That Paul guy is younger than brad and just as hot. Hotter than vince but is his age. You go girl!

Totally agree with Potter # 344

You go girl, you deserve the best and you have been BLESSED with the BEST….unlike that jolie, blessed to be a Homewrecker……

I don’t know why the Jen fans are so proud that Jen finally found a hot guy or bedmate. At Jen age , she better find a guy with stable career not a has been aging male model with a struggling career at 36. this guy reminds me of Britney’s K-fed. that’s all!