Brad Pitt @ CineVegas 2007

http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2387&photo_key=3086

And I’m sorry if you already see this picture, sorry for posting it again, but it is beautiful!

congrats to brad and angie for coming in #1 and #2 on popsugar 100 celebrities, over 4 million votes were take, once again congratulations

OT

Have any of you taken this test? I think its flawed.

http://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/study.html

I can’t believe a smart woman like Oprah couldn’t see that.

x man is gay?oi heehe she’ll be f!ck up wer?….desaster lovelife.aarrrgg!

Clooney’s flimsy whimsy

George & his H’wood pals do their thing in shallow ‘Ocean’s Thirteen’

By JACK MATHEWS
DAILY NEWS MOVIE CRITIC

Standing on the Strip in Las Vegas, staring across a man-made lake at the posh Bellagio Hotel, George Clooney and Brad Pitt bemoan the changes from the good old Vegas days of the Stardust and the Sands Hotel, back when things weren’t so big.

One could be just as nostalgic about “Ocean’s Eleven,” the 1960 Rat Pack movie that was relaunched as an elaborately overproduced tent-pole franchise, starring a latter-day, lower-case rat pack with Clooney reprising Frank Sinatra’s suave Danny Ocean and Pitt as the laid-back sidekick played by Dean Martin.

“Ocean’s Thirteen,” the third film in Steven Soderbergh’s red-carpet series, returns to the scene of the low-tech original and the 2001 remake. Though it may be the most entertaining of the Clooney-Pitt movies, it underscores in nearly every scene its debt to Sinatra et al., as well as its inability to duplicate the Rat Pack’s connection to Vegas.

“He shook Frank Sinatra’s hand” is a repeated encomium in “O13,” which would be an odd bit of name-dropping in a movie flush with contemporary stars if its attempt to provide a heart for the film weren’t so transparent.

“Ocean’s Thirteen” is passingly enjoyable summer fluff, but if you can find a more genial, less edgy caper movie, you might want to own it as a pet.

Ditching the “Mission: Impossible”-type plot complications of the first two films, “O13″ is a straight-ahead revenge comedy, with Danny’s gang trying to destroy the grand opening of a flashy new Strip hotel owned by Willy Bank (Al Pacino), the thieving mogul who gave Danny’s mentor - a man who shook Sinatra’s hand! - a heart attack by stealing the land from him.

When a plea for fairness fails, Danny’s enlarged crew sets out to infiltrate the hotel staff, rig the casino games, figure out how to beat a state-of-the-art security system and steal millions of dollars worth of diamonds in the process.

What ensues is sometimes clever, often funny and almost never believable. And though the movie returns Andy Garcia’s thug casino owner Terry Benedict and, from “O12,” Vincent Cassel’s Francois Toulour, there is no suspense or tension.

It’s just a whimsical and very expensive (I’m talking ticket prices now) get-together.

‘Oceans’ parts for Brangelina

Ellen Barkin is the only femme fatale in “Oceans Thirteen,” but at the film’s L.A. premiere Tuesday night, the paparazzi were clamoring for Angelina Jolie. The U.N. adoption ambassador arrived with partner Brad Pitt and tried to blend into the background - which was not a success. As reporters beckoned, she repeated, “It’s Brad’s night,” until safe at the end of the red carpet.

The couple zipped home in their hybrid (declining a sponsor-offered Audi for the evening) after the screening at Grauman’s Chinese Theater, while the rest of the cast retired for cocktails and fireworks.

“Almost everyone was gone except the bartenders,” says our spy. “But George [Clooney] and Matt [Damon ]’s VIP cabanas were still packed past midnight.”

Rating:
June 7, 2007 — HOLLYWOOD’S summer of risk-free programming continues with the fourth three-peat in six weeks, “Ocean’s Thirteen,” the least overbearing of the franchise installments rolled out so far.

George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and all of the original cast (with one notable exception) are back, along with newcomers Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin. Once again, they are under the direction of Steven Soderbergh, who is smart enough not to succumb to the “bigger is better” mentality that trips up so many sequels.

The main special effect in this visually elegant flick is The Bank, a new Las Vegas casino that is being opened by megalomaniac Willy Bank (Pacino) - a massive set designed as a vulgar parody of Frank Gehry, complete with a phallic tower.

To erect this monstrosity, Willy has double-crossed Reuben (Elliott Gould), beloved mentor of Danny Ocean’s gang, and left him a broken man at death’s doorstep.

This doesn’t sit well with Clooney’s Danny or the rest of the crew, who vow to spectacularly sabotage Willy’s opening.

If all goes according to their very ambitious plan, the house will lose every time - thanks to artfully loaded dice, rigged slot machines and card shufflers.

They also make sure that a hotel critic (David Paymer, very funny) for the “Five Diamond Award” that Willy desperately covets will have a miserable stay in every way.

But the coup de grace will force the casino’s evacuation at a crucial moment by simulating an earthquake, using a giant drill employed in digging the England-to-France Chunnel.

This ultra-expensive scam forces Danny and his confreres to go to former nemesis Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia), who, as it happens, hates the shadow The Bank casts over his swimming pool.

Terry’s price for additional bankrolling is a cache of diamonds at the aforementioned tower’s supposedly impregnable apex.

The key to that is Willy’s majordomo Abigail (Ellen Barkin), described as “a woman of a certain age” who has succumbed to Damon’s dorky Linus, even though he is wearing a false nose - one of many disguises employed by the gang - for the occasion.

Her (fruitless) lunge for Linus’ pants is, in fact, the only reason this movie is rated PG-13 rather than PG. One of the recurring gags in the script by the clever, zinger-filled Brian Koppleman and David Levien (”Rounders”) is that Danny and Rusty (Pitt), played by notoriously womanizing actors, are both unlucky with women.

Julia Roberts, who played Danny’s estranged wife Tess in the first two movies, is particularly missed; the meta moment in the last one where Tess pretended to be Julia Roberts is the only scene I can vividly recall from either one of them.

“Ocean’s Thirteen” can best be enjoyed as a lavish, undemanding celebrity lark, complete with colorful turns by Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan and Carl Reiner. It’s skillfully rendered fun, but don’t expect to remember much the next day.

lou.lumenick@nypost.com

OCEAN’S THIRTEEN
Slots of fun.
Running time: 113 minutes. Rated PG-13 (brief sensuality). At the Empire, the Cinema 1, the Union Square, others.

On Angelina raving about her man, George joked, “She has to. I mean really, in public, that’s her man – she has to!”
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George is so funny, I love him

Soure: NY Post 6/7/07 (close up pic on JJ reinforces this comparision)

Jen’s New Hunk

SINCE Jennifer Aniston can’t have Brad Pitt, she’s found the next best thing - a Brad Pitt look-alike. The willowy actress is dating Pitt clone Paul Sculfor , a hunky jeans model from England, according to People magazine and London press reports. Before he worked as a mannequin for the likes of Christian Dior and Jean Paul Gaultier, Sculfor, 36, lived a rugged life as a humble bricklayer and amateur boxer. Aniston, who broke up with Vince Vaughn last year, was first spotted with Sculfor having a romantic dinner, complete with a sexy back rub, in Santa Monica. She isn’t the only ex-lover of an “Ocean’s Thirteen” star Sculfor has dated - he was formerly attached to Lisa Snowdon, George Clooney’s old flame.

http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/73059/t/Brad-and-Angelina-Ocean-s-13-premiere-6-5.html?page=5

VIDEO OF BRAD SQUEEZING ANGIE ASS!
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Thanks for the link, best video ever LMAO!

Personally I don’t get the big story about The Gay Porn Nose Sculptor hooking up with The Man.

They are both men…

what’s all the fuss about him being gay? DO people know what gay means?

Duh! Brangelina’s are sooo slow.

@169

Thats soo cute, naughty Brad.
I just can’t stop repeating it.
Pitt porn indeed.