Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!

I think she has TRFT (Too Rich For This Disease)

Only “in” Paris, baby! LOL!!

spoileditis. if she gets hungry enough, she will eat. this was all a part of the plan, which is why she turned herself in early. can you say orchestrated?

dumbfuchaphobia

Cockinhermouth Syndrome

This morning it was announced that Paris Hilton has

Cantf******hacktherealworld syndrome.

But realy, who gives a **** I guess. I mean, even if she served a year, big deal, once the sentence is over, she gets to go home to her f****** mansion and lala lifestyle. This has only done her GOOD, as she will be getting twice as much attention as she did before.

Without her testosterone suppressant, her facial hair was growing back and therefore they couldn’t keep her in a women’s jail cell.

Ooops!

crybitchitis,….For real though, I’m sure she’s eat up with all kinda std’s and they were afraid the way she’ll **** anything, she’d pass that **** around.

richcuntitis

SHAME!

Vaginitis Socialitis - that’s Latin for the medical condition commonly described as “being a rich ****.”

Jared, the real game here should be “How much did Paris’s parents pay to free her from jail?”

Do these people mean to tell me that she stays healthy and well when she goes out partying constantly, drinking, having random sex, but she gets some type of medical condition when she stays in jail for 5 days???

The poor thing is too “HOT” for prison! She is also DELUSIONAL! (She has been quoted as saying that she deserves to be rich and famous because “she is a good person” and “she works so hard.”)

~:)~

Supidity

I think her medical condition is “bull5hititis.”

Two words: Coke withdrawal!

It is called PATHETIC HILTONITIS.

Her entire family is the most disgusting of human beings. How do they show their faces, they have literally NO SHAME. I would rather die than be a product of that family.

I think she has a higly contageous form of some hybrid sexually transmitted disease and they’re afraid she’s going to give it to the other inmates. Tentatively, we’ll call it: Hilton’s Disease, also known as sypharillaherpitis.

For real, probably cocaine addiction.

She has the syph.

God… what a stupid coward she is. She drives drunk, then with a suspended license REPEATEDLY and god forbid she spend 23 days in the slammer when she was supposed to get double??

she only made it THREE DAYS. what a joke.

Seeing that her psychiatrist had to see her, she must have had a mental breakdown. She was scared before she had to go in and she never had her freedom so restricted. To compound the situation in recent weeks she has come to realize how much her peers don’t like her. The MTV awards were just a clear understanding of this when people applauded her going to jail.

She probably thought in the past that her antics made her seem tough, but seeing that she could not deal with a few days of jail only shows how weak she is. Hopefully she won’t be suicidal after this saga.

When people say she gives people happiness through entertainment, they know they are wrong. The entrainment Paris gave was promiscuity, drug use, DUI, breaking the law and flaunting all these bad habits to the young in the society.

Hope she has learned her lesson and try to do something positive with her life, like helping people and giving to society a meaningful use of her time.

Sadly this is no surprise but it is so blatant that its insulting to say the least. Couldn’t the ***** at least have done what, a full week before this “illness” came on?

She has this problem

“Help! I’m constipated and my bladder is full cuz I can’t seat on stainless steel toilet bowl . “

she was recently diagnosed with syphilis!!! she paid her way out of it…they choked her with her hair extensions!!!

this is the stupidest thing ever! lucky *****! house arrest! my ass! omg she lives in a mansion thats not house arrest! this is so dumb! now im done k!

Is “dumb” a medical condition ? :)
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yeah, this is a REAL democracy, guys…

ASS HOLEISM

SPOILED BITCHISM

haha i do also like SYPHILLIS WHOREITIS

take your pick, Ive never had less faith in the justice system.

I know her disease, it’s whoredache

Ah, she broke a nail?

Paparazzinottakingmypicture and not be on the cover of all the rags syndrome…….

AIDS

So tell me, how many inmates would like to eat jail food? How many inmates died in jail under way far more serious “Medical Reasons” than Paris has and they didn’t even get to go home for one sec or see their relatives or beloved ones for one last time before they die???? The US law system embarrassed the whold world…

Her herpes had a major breakout from all the stress and they were worried that the other inmates would catch it and it would be an epidemic in the jail.

Paris…I don’t blame you. I would think of some excuse to get out of jail too. Who wants to eat that crappy food and drink that toilet water they give you to drink. Should of went to a nicer jail.
How dare they treat you like that.
Peace Paris

I know she has the crabs and scabies!

Oh my gosh - what if she caught Firecrotch?

They were triing to avoid a mass suicide of everyone in the jail it wasn’t an illness. They knew if she stayed everyone would kill themselves and she would be the only one left.

gonahepachlamydasyphelaids

On 2nd thought, maybe she contracted that other super drug-resistant TB strain, the nTBf (need to be fcuked). I hear that if you don’t get some in less than 3hrs after contracting it, you could definitely die. Strangely, either Valtrex or booze (!) may help stave it off some, but it’s a cr@pshoot. She’s definitely much safer at the house, where she could fcuk the pool boy at a moment’s notice, and maybe begin to get over those benis bars she licked in prison…

The Judge & the Sheriff just got their 2nd homes in the Hamptons via Hilton $$$$ payoff

They probably had to go have Tinkerbell removed from her butt!

Ass beat in prison condition

Genital herpes…ofcourse..;)

Ineedmydrugsnowcitis!

I think a brain disease.