OlderThu, 07 June 2007 at 11:38 am
Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!
Let’s play a game!
It was announced earlier this morning that Paris Hilton was released from prison because of a confidential medical condition.
This could be an epidemic for all we know and cause widespread pandemonium if we don’t find out what kind disease Paris possibly has.
For example, during one episode of The Office, Pam and Jim created (fictional) diseases when Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing a new health care plan — spontaneous dental hydroplosion (in which the poor person’s teeth turn to liquid), hot dog fingers, and government-created killer nano robots.
COMMENT! Which medical condition do you think Paris has?
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Well i guess Justic stops at the Hilton’s
door….Shame!
Money talks, the Justic System listens, i
want an investigation……..(:………:)
~:)~
panic attacks, depression and thoughts of suicide. all in one day!
i guess she is a good actress after all
Supidity
the dreaded disease known as “Hilton Heiressitis”. OH THE PAIN,THE PAIN LOL
I think her medical condition is “bull5hititis.”
She’s a total *****, that’s her disease.
Two words: Coke withdrawal!
As the host of the MTV Movie Awards stated, she did end up breaking her teeth on the bars.
It is called PATHETIC HILTONITIS.
Her entire family is the most disgusting of human beings. How do they show their faces, they have literally NO SHAME. I would rather die than be a product of that family.
Paris has a case of the POOR ME’s…..and once she gets home she will have a case of the LMAO at the state of California!
I think she has a higly contageous form of some hybrid sexually transmitted disease and they’re afraid she’s going to give it to the other inmates. Tentatively, we’ll call it: Hilton’s Disease, also known as sypharillaherpitis.
Imo the poor girl has been stricken with a bad case of Athazagoraphobia (fear of being ignored)!
For real, probably cocaine addiction.
in all likelihood she’s detoxing
She has the syph.
God… what a stupid coward she is. She drives drunk, then with a suspended license REPEATEDLY and god forbid she spend 23 days in the slammer when she was supposed to get double??
she only made it THREE DAYS. what a joke.
slutwhorec*ntitis
Seeing that her psychiatrist had to see her, she must have had a mental breakdown. She was scared before she had to go in and she never had her freedom so restricted. To compound the situation in recent weeks she has come to realize how much her peers don’t like her. The MTV awards were just a clear understanding of this when people applauded her going to jail.
She probably thought in the past that her antics made her seem tough, but seeing that she could not deal with a few days of jail only shows how weak she is. Hopefully she won’t be suicidal after this saga.
When people say she gives people happiness through entertainment, they know they are wrong. The entrainment Paris gave was promiscuity, drug use, DUI, breaking the law and flaunting all these bad habits to the young in the society.
Hope she has learned her lesson and try to do something positive with her life, like helping people and giving to society a meaningful use of her time.
what the hell. We’ve never heard of being sick after partying so many nights and now that she’s been in isolation in Jail for less than a week, she supposedly gets sick? we ALL know that there is no medical condition and she somehow got herself out of it.
Sadly this is no surprise but it is so blatant that its insulting to say the least. Couldn’t the ***** at least have done what, a full week before this “illness” came on?
Irritable Bowel Syndrome…
This bowel of a human being was irritable about having to be accountable for something.
The medicine (freedom) had to be administered STAT!
She has this problem
“Help! I’m constipated and my bladder is full cuz I can’t seat on stainless steel toilet bowl . “
How about withdrawal from cocaine.
she was recently diagnosed with syphilis!!! she paid her way out of it…they choked her with her hair extensions!!!
this is the stupidest thing ever! lucky *****! house arrest! my ass! omg she lives in a mansion thats not house arrest! this is so dumb! now im done k!
Dude! I really like Paris Hilton, she makes me laugh a lot …
But she’s definitely not sick, she has only one problem TMM (TOO MUCH MONEY).
:D
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