OlderThu, 07 June 2007 at 11:38 am
Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!
Let’s play a game!
It was announced earlier this morning that Paris Hilton was released from prison because of a confidential medical condition.
This could be an epidemic for all we know and cause widespread pandemonium if we don’t find out what kind disease Paris possibly has.
For example, during one episode of The Office, Pam and Jim created (fictional) diseases when Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing a new health care plan — spontaneous dental hydroplosion (in which the poor person’s teeth turn to liquid), hot dog fingers, and government-created killer nano robots.
COMMENT! Which medical condition do you think Paris has?
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Is “dumb” a medical condition ? :)
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must be an STD
yeah, this is a REAL democracy, guys…
Boycott!! Don’t stay at the Hilton Hotel.
Since she didn’t pay the price because of connection she and her family has, then they can definitely pay the price if people boycott. Just don’t book a reservation to stay in the Hilton. Secondly vote to get rid of people who encourage this system of corruption.
This situation is only causing people to hate Paris even more.
ASS HOLEISM
SPOILED BITCHISM
haha i do also like SYPHILLIS WHOREITIS
take your pick, Ive never had less faith in the justice system.
She is a mental case… she is so screwed in the head. What a joke!
I know her disease, it’s whoredache
Her illness is also known as ” I am afraid to be in a room too long, without having my chanel bag”
It’s pretty serious!
Ah, she broke a nail?
gonorrhea =P
Paparazzinottakingmypicture and not be on the cover of all the rags syndrome…….
Chlamydia
AIDS
Birdfachooknose titis
So tell me, how many inmates would like to eat jail food? How many inmates died in jail under way far more serious “Medical Reasons” than Paris has and they didn’t even get to go home for one sec or see their relatives or beloved ones for one last time before they die???? The US law system embarrassed the whold world…
“The Hilton rule the Law”. Very sick….
Her herpes had a major breakout from all the stress and they were worried that the other inmates would catch it and it would be an epidemic in the jail.
She has craps
Paris…I don’t blame you. I would think of some excuse to get out of jail too. Who wants to eat that crappy food and drink that toilet water they give you to drink. Should of went to a nicer jail.
How dare they treat you like that.
Peace Paris
SAUDADE!!!!
Paris miss her family and friends
I know she has the crabs and scabies!
I think she’s got a chronic case of Spoiled ******* Rotten. There was a telethon for it last week; but I couldn’t bring myself to donate because of an acute case of Couldn’t ******* Care Less.
Oh my gosh - what if she caught Firecrotch?
***** is having withdraws from lack of sucking on ****…
They were triing to avoid a mass suicide of everyone in the jail it wasn’t an illness. They knew if she stayed everyone would kill themselves and she would be the only one left.
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