Thu, 07 June 2007 at 11:38 am

Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!

Let’s play a game!

It was announced earlier this morning that Paris Hilton was released from prison because of a confidential medical condition.

This could be an epidemic for all we know and cause widespread pandemonium if we don’t find out what kind disease Paris possibly has.

For example, during one episode of The Office, Pam and Jim created (fictional) diseases when Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing a new health care plan — spontaneous dental hydroplosion (in which the poor person’s teeth turn to liquid), hot dog fingers, and government-created killer nano robots.

COMMENT! Which medical condition do you think Paris has?

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# 76

latin_kaos @ 06/07/2007 at 6:34 pm

Syphillis sounds good enough but..noone is released from jail for it…if that´d be the case…most of the criminals would be out so…not that..
so probably it was just her parents paying for it…like its all the time with this kind of stupid rich spoilbrat

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# 77

Ashley @ 06/07/2007 at 8:30 pm

gonahepachlamydasyphelaids

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# 78

R @ 06/07/2007 at 9:26 pm

maybe she did break her teeth on those bars…
at any rate, no more hilton hotels for me - evah

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# 79

R @ 06/07/2007 at 9:35 pm

On 2nd thought, maybe she contracted that other super drug-resistant TB strain, the nTBf (need to be fcuked). I hear that if you don’t get some in less than 3hrs after contracting it, you could definitely die. Strangely, either Valtrex or booze (!) may help stave it off some, but it’s a cr@pshoot. She’s definitely much safer at the house, where she could fcuk the pool boy at a moment’s notice, and maybe begin to get over those benis bars she licked in prison…

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# 80

Rose @ 06/07/2007 at 9:58 pm

STUPIDITY!

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# 81

WTF! @ 06/07/2007 at 10:54 pm

The Judge & the Sheriff just got their 2nd homes in the Hamptons via Hilton $$$$ payoff

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# 82

Tash @ 06/07/2007 at 10:58 pm

**** I cant stand this ****. If there is anyone is the world I could have ‘removed’ it would be her.

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# 83

WTF! @ 06/07/2007 at 11:01 pm

They probably had to go have Tinkerbell removed from her butt!

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# 84

Cynthia @ 06/08/2007 at 1:01 am

I hope they put that doofus back in jail, she is not over the law!

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# 85

Amy @ 06/08/2007 at 2:56 am

Ass beat in prison condition

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# 86

Cecilia @ 06/08/2007 at 4:02 am

I’m actually going to school to become a nurse, so I have without further investigation come to the realization that Paris Hilton suffers from… Spoiled-syndrome, with a side of “money is magic”-itis:)

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# 87

Cosmin @ 06/08/2007 at 4:20 am

Genital herpes…ofcourse..;)

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# 88

Robsgurl @ 06/08/2007 at 8:06 am

You have to respect Martha Stewart, she went to jail, did her time made friends with fellow
inmates was a model prisioner which shows backbone, strength and a unbreakable spirit!
Paris is weak, pathetic and has no backbone!
I hope People will now see her for the loser
waste of space that she is and just ignores her
give her the respect she is due! which is none.
Then the Paps will stop because “WE” subhumans who are obviously not as worthy as her will have moved on, then Paris will truly get what she deserves, to be IGNORED! that Media *****
will suffer beyond belief at being a NOBODY!