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Separated at Birth: Jennifer Aniston & Paul Sculfor

Separated at Birth: Jennifer Aniston & Paul Sculfor

To the left, Jennifer Aniston posing in her first ad campaign for smartwater.

To the right, her rumored British model boyfriend Paul Sculfor in a strikingly similiar pose.

Pics you might have missed: Aniston’s first smartwater ad here. Sculfor even left with her house on Sunday carrying a smartwater bottle.

Sculfor was filmed for Victoria Beckham’s reality TV show. Loads of his modeling shots here.

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289 Comments

# 1

first!!!
they look great!

# 2
Colbert ROCKS! @ 06/11/2007 at 11:56 am

Smart water does a body good and apparently a mind too, nice trade up!!!! I bet they will need all that water after a long nite of adult fun! Good for you Jen!

# 3

WHO CARES…JA WILL NEVER BE HAPPY UNTIL SHE GETS AN OSCAR… WHICH WILL BE ….N..E..V..E..R HA HA HA.

# 4

Great picture, Jared. Thanks. He’s definitely a trade up from Vince in looks, but I like Vince and think he’s got a lot of character and was good to JenAn. The verdict is still out on this guy. At any rate, you go, Jen.

# 5

Jen looks fab! That is a very common pose with photographers. The b/w add at the dinner table is beautiful.

Mello, you Angie freaks need to get a f’ing life. Seriously.

# 6

That should be b/w AD…

# 7

Has anyone tasted that water yet? Water is just water.. is it not?

# 8

THANKS JARED!

# 9

I went and bought tons of Smartwater for me and my family. My refrigerator is full of Smartwater. I love it.

ROX

WHOEVER U R BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF. I SPEAK THE TRUTH UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. HA HA HA.

angelinammm @ 06/11/2007 at 12:13 pm

I wish her happines. They look beautiful together.

ole miss rebel @ 06/11/2007 at 12:14 pm

He looks like Mark Walhberg a little to me.
She looks great in the ads.

Cool for c list actor wanna be. He using her for fame. Nobody know him before and she could not date actors because no body wants to ruin his carrier.

N to the O @ 06/11/2007 at 12:23 pm

I went and bought some Smartwater as well, it’s actually very good. Jen looks gorgeous in her pics for the ad and Paul is just too handsome for his own good. I’m so happy for Jen, but I really did like Vince.

Mackattack @ 06/11/2007 at 12:25 pm

I don’t know, these pics looks weird to me. Something is off about her face, does anybody else think so? It’s kinda frozen looking (botox?) and stiff. Very stiff smile, very stiff overall. And I’m not a Jen hater AT ALL. But the pic with her legs crossed, she looks mad (would have been better with a smile). And that pose is not sexy on her at all. The one at the table, her hand is positioned weirdly and her face looks stiff. Maybe it’s just me.

Indie - I bought some and like it. It tastes like Fiji Water only far less pricey. I’m a coffee and coke drinker - hate water, but this stuff is good. In my area it sells for a buck thirty five for 33 ounces, screw top. We don’t have the sport bottles yet in Florida. Try some.

Mediterranean @ 06/11/2007 at 12:26 pm

Jen, why don’t you do an advertisement which suits yourself? SMART(????)water?

Smartwater won’t give you what you need to have: brain!

she looks good hope this relationship last & yes I’m a Angelina fan, good luck to Jennifer :)

N to the O @ 06/11/2007 at 12:27 pm

Sasha | 06/11/2007 at 12:21 pm

Why would she want another Brad? Obviously he wasn’t the guy for her so why are you trying to push him on her? Besides not everyone in the world thinks Brad is all that and a bag of chips. Personally I think he is a Robert Redford clone and Angelina’s puppet. The man has no balls of his own. Jen is blessed to be rid of Brad. Anyhoo, you must be so jealous of Jen if you have to come here and rag on Jen and her new dude instead of “rejoicing” in the coupling of Brad and Angelina.

please jared... @ 06/11/2007 at 12:29 pm

WTF Jared!?? Are you in love with them now?

ah… THE fugly, ugly AMERICAN… one vacuous being… smart water my assssssssssss… it’s aqua scam… asinine

Thank god she will not have another Brad. For all you BAMZ fans who keep on wanting for her to move on,well she has and so has everyone else. Just be happy for your idols and leave Jen alone. She is great and unlike your idols can hold her head high. Everyone else in the world know what they both truly are even you fans. hahahaha

The fact she endorses this water, doesn’t make me want to buy it (I’m already prettier and smarter than her..ha ha). Now if Angelina endorsed it, I’d be running to buy a bottle! At least she’s unique and different and more gorgeous than the average person.

No wonder they say Jen is the girl next door, nothing special, could be by neighbor (in fact my neighbor is better looking than her).

And unless gals in America are like “America’s Sweetheart” …. manipulative, self-centred and insecure, then I guess she does represent you gals.

julia weinstein @ 06/11/2007 at 12:32 pm

she looks nice in the photos, good luck 2 u jennifer.

To me he looks a little bit like Brad Pitt, and a little bit like Olivier Martinez.

I think he and Jennifer would make a beautiful baby!

9 dsh
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Good for you! Now can you please tell me why you bought a lot of Smartwater. Does it taste differently than any other expensive bottled water?
I am really curious. Aside from hydration what else can the water do for you? How much does each bottle cost? I am glad you can afford to Smartwater for you and the whole family for now and forever use and I am sure Jen will make money from all the buyers like you. I guess it is a win-win situation for you and Jen, isn’t it.
If you can convince me to buy Smartwater, I surely will. Please help out!

I am sick and tried of you all comparing her men with Brad when everytime she hooked up with some one .
Last year it was Vince You all say he is better younger and then after a year he couldn’t stick around .Now comes the model dude to compare with Brad. who is next? stay tuned

Wow, beautiful pictures! :)

20, sasha
I really don’t care who she is dating but I hate it when you all try to compare him with super brad who was a sexiest man alive twice and way too successful at 36.
I hate the fact that you all are in angie tread bashing her but you don’t want Us to come her. You can’t have it both ways first get out of her tread.

they aren’t a couple : this is Huvane playing games

I too am going to buy Smartwater, reason being to see what all the hoopla here on JJ about Smartwater is all about! If a brand of water can promote this kind of attention it must be good! Oh and save all the lame smartwater jokes, please! lol

I just wanna PUKE!

[Famous Fug Face] @ 06/11/2007 at 12:46 pm

[21] STFU, its of for Jared to post 5 Jolie/Pitt related threads in one day but he cant post a thread about this ugly biish? Suck a Dcik and die slow stupid.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks more feminine than she does?

[Famous Fug Face] @ 06/11/2007 at 12:48 pm

are his eyes open in that picture? Lmao

Nice Job Jared.
Keep poking the Loons with that stick! lolololololol

#16 Mackattack–
I agree, these pictures of her look really weird. The one of her legs crossed, is okay, but the rest almost look like they are highlighting her in a Jay Leno chin way.
I think Sculfor looks like a combo of a young Brad Pitt and Russell Crowe.

seperated by... @ 06/11/2007 at 12:50 pm

seperated by a lack of photoshoot creativity? or the fact that he is gay? or the fact he is hired by Huvane as a cover ?

21 please jared… | 06/11/2007 at 12:29 pm
WTF Jared!?? Are you in love with them now
=====================
bwhahahaha
he’s in love with watching you loons make fools of yourselves.

truth from lainey @ 06/11/2007 at 12:53 pm

Transparent commercial whorage and Jennifer Aniston’s pathetic attempt to stay relevant – here’s Paul Sculfor leaving her house at the weekend. The new boyfriend she is denying is her boyfriend who is also supposedly a former drug addict and according to the web buzz also a maybe gaybe clutching a bottle of what looks like Smart Water perfectly posed for the pappies.

Smart Water, in case you haven’t heard, is also Jen’s new employer – she recently signed on to a new ad campaign and the model man in her life just happens to be carrying it in his right hand as photographers were waiting outside.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

A combination of Brad Pitt and Olivier Martinez. Not bad! You go girl!

Huvane blew it again @ 06/11/2007 at 12:58 pm

she stole his idea because they didnt expect him to become known………. until the tabloids traced him ! They wanted a mystery date and now she looks like a clone. Huvane blew it again.

Re Liv #23 : every one in the world does know them both . They know them as great actors , philanthropists , activists , humanitarians , good parents , and very smart . They will leave a legacy that wil benefit many ( tens of thousands ) of people . Who will benefit from Jen’s stay on this planet ?

Haaaaaaahaaaa - this is so hilarious !!!!!
I wonder when this loser’s ‘contract’ with Jen will END… I believe Vince’s ‘boyfriend contract’ with Jen lasted about 6 months, plus a bonus because they got together again in London or somewhere right when they were promoting their movie somewhere in Europe…..
GOOD GOING JEN!!! YOU ARE OUR HERO!!!!

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9 dsh
“I went and bought tons of Smartwater for me and my family. My refrigerator is full of Smartwater. I love it.”
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So, dsh, did you paid from the corporation as well??!! Please save yourself. I will never in a million years buy Smartwater… Let us know if and when the proceeds will go to help the needy, not the dumb and the righteous.

I am not a Jen fan, so I don’t go on her threads and bash her. I think she looks good in the pic, and I think she has a great body, she has really nice legs. I always thought so. The photos looks a little suspecious to me, but hey if she’s happy then that’s great. It’s been two years and the Brad/Angie/Jen triangle is still going on. The paps are going to eat this up.

find madeleine.. @ 06/11/2007 at 1:03 pm

i remember someone saying it was better to be talked about good or bad than not at all and people here have proved that big time.if you really want to make a point about someone you dislike so much,maybe its better not to waste your time and typing,huh?why waste time on people you hate when you can spend it on those you do like..just a suggestion.

“33 [Famous Fug Face] | 06/11/2007 at 12:46 pm

[21] STFU, its of for Jared to post 5 Jolie/Pitt related threads in one day but he cant post a thread about this ugly biish? Suck a Dcik and die slow stupid.

wooo you’re mom definitely teach you politeness.Every time i read your comments you’re always critizing making fun or being disrespectful towards the others.You should be banned.

They both do COCAINE too! @ 06/11/2007 at 1:03 pm

Coke-head shame of Jen’s new hunk

EXCLUSIVE: Friends tell how he snorted line with Kate

By Jane Atkinson

JENNIFER Aniston’s new fella was a raging cocaine fiend who snorted the drug with Kate Moss before they met Nelson Mandela, the News of the World can reveal.

And pals of Brit Paul Sculfor warned the Friends actress to walk away from the relationship before she gets hurt.

One told us: “Jennifer should get out while she can. If he can behave like that, what kind of person is he?”

Friends revealed male model Sculfor, a former Essex roofer, has a sordid past that centred on an astonishing £450-a-day cocaine habit. They say:

TRIED to bed All Saints singer Nicole Appleton, but was so out of it on cocaine that he ended up with her band-mate Shaznay Lewis.

TOOK six months drug rehab, compared to the normal 28 days, because his coke addiction was so bad.

NEEDS daily treatment to stay off it three years after beating his habit.

ENJOYS controlling women and is a serial womaniser.

Sculfor and supermodel Kate became friends after he won a competition to become a model in 1997, snorting cocaine whenever they could — even before meeting a revered figure like Mandela in 1998.

Their agency Storm organised a fashion show in Cape Town which featured Paul, Kate and Naomi Campbell. Afterwards, they were invited to a reception at Mr Mandela’s home.

Our source said: “Kate and Paul were doing line after line of coke backstage then going down the catwalk as if they were fine.

“Afterwards they went to the Table Bay Hotel because they ran out of cocaine, and topped themselves up before going to Mandela’s.

“As Mandela was inviting guests into his house Kate nipped into a toilet and started doing cocaine. I remember Paul telling me, ‘We were totally wrecked. Kate and I were so off our heads we couldn’t remember what we said to Nelson Mandela. And we couldn’t stop laughing about it’.”

Jennifer, 38, who divorced Brad Pitt two years ago, has rarely dated since splitting up with actor Vince Vaughn last October.

She is said to be smitten with Sculfor, 36, who spent a night at her LA mansion this month. She may not be aware of his murky past.

Our source said: “Paul had a huge cocaine problem, taking about £450 of it a day. It turned him paranoid. He would tape up all his windows and hide away because he heard noises.”

Sculfor finally checked into The Priory Clinic in Southgate, north London, at the beginning of 2004.

The source added: “Most people attend a 28-day programme but he needed six months to get sorted. He had a rich friend to pay for it. Afterwards he went to Cocaine Anonymous every day. He’s still a regular and meditates every day to try to stay clean.”

Sculfor’s addictive personality spilled over into his love-life too as he bedded a string of famous beauties.

He became friendly with All Saints at the height of their success in 1999 and was desperate to bed their singer Nicole Appleton in revenge at her boyfriend at the time, Robbie Williams.

One source told us: “Robbie had been rude to Paul so he thought having sex with his girlfriend would get up his nose. He planned to make his move but on the night took so much cocaine he didn’t know what he was doing and ended up with Shaznay.

“He woke up and couldn’t believe it. He is obsessed with dating celebrities. He was engaged to Lisa Snowdon, who dumped him for cheating on her, and dated DJ Lisa I’Anson and Victoria Hervey.”

It was at a London acting school that Sculfor picked up a string of women including Elaine Tan, EastEnders’ scheming Li Chong.

Our source said: “He was vile to her. They met when he was dating glamour model Ebony. He dumped Ebony for Elaine but made her pay for it every second of their relationship.

“He was an utter control freak. If she didn’t do as he told her he would scream his head off at her.

Snake Oil Water @ 06/11/2007 at 1:08 pm

WTF are these people? Snartwater? Ya gotta be kidding me.

I hope this is the real thing for Jen. She deserves to be happy. He’s hot.

Where's Vince? @ 06/11/2007 at 1:11 pm

I don’t understand why Brad is even brought up in these posts, Jennifer’s most recent relationship was with VINCE VAUGHN!

fug face is loco!! @ 06/11/2007 at 1:16 pm

48 psa | 06/11/2007 at 1:03 pm
“33 [Famous Fug Face] | 06/11/2007 at 12:46 pm

[21] STFU, its of for Jared to post 5 Jolie/Pitt related threads in one day but he cant post a thread about this ugly biish? Suck a Dcik and die slow stupid.

wooo you’re mom definitely teach you politeness.Every time i read your comments you’re always critizing making fun or being disrespectful towards the others.You should be banned.
————————————————————————————————————————————————-Haha, Famous fug face is a stupid idiot from the mental institution, IGNORE HIM, HER, IT, WHATEVER IT MAY BE.

Jen Snortwater with Gaybe.

Seriously, there is no way she would bed this : http://tinyurl.com/yrrqs7, she pretended to be with Vaughn to defend against the media backlash from BP and AJ’s relationship, and promote a movie while she cleared her head and decided her future.

WoooooooooW, they look great and handsome. I love Jen and hope her for the best.

#52 Where’s Vince
Brad is probably brought up in these posts for the same reason Angie and Brad are constantly and cruelly brought up on the Female 1st posts. People can’t let go. These negative Jen comments are much kinder than the majority of the anti-Angie/Brad posts on Female 1st. This is a Brangelina friendly site. What do you expect?

i cant help but see brad in him!

i wonder if she’s really moving on?

and as for her face.. i use to love her in friends as rachel green and her face has personality but now it seems like all stiff and like stern

maybe its jus me?

Here is a clip from the primetime interview, brad pitt & Diane Sawyer 2 yrs ago about Africa.
Brad Pitt had visited Africa and tried to get people & America to help to end poverty in Africa.

Diane said that in America more than 250 fancy bottled water and in Africa there is no clean water to drink.
And yet, JA is doing commercial to sell a fancy bottled water. Which is going to make the rich company and her self richer. Instead of trying to help to send clean water supply to Africa.

And remind me again….why should they stay together, if they have different purpose in life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Pmc4BhzHc

Here is another different purpose in life i believe they had when they were still married.
From previous interview for O12 2004, He was longing for a child, he said he wants family, kids.
And look at his expression, I think he almost cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzHiWhxvzI

yeah it is funny that Brad and Angie had to come everytime she hookup and broke up with her boytoys, and this has to be done as soon as when he or anige has a movie to come out.Like do you remember her break up with Vince annouced as soon as Angie’s movie ready to come out. now this.. Why?

56 Monica | 06/11/2007 at 1:18 pm
WoooooooooW, they look great and handsome. I love Jen and hope her for the best.
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Lmao, Jen looks handsome?? Even her fans think she looks like a man!! :lol:

[Famous Fug Face] @ 06/11/2007 at 1:27 pm

[53] - Womp woomp wooomp. Lol

~Try again~

C’mon guys lets go for a truse. PLEASE. Lets just ignore JA threads or discuss how happy we are for Brad and Angie, but lets leave this woman and her “boyfriend” alone.

photoshopped does wonders. they cropped her jawline alot.

ROFL. I must say the first pic of her in the nude looks nice. But it looks like her long ugly chin has been photoshopped. AHAHAH. And the chin has been covered up in some of the others pics. Ahahaha. Poor transvestite, she must be sooo insecure about it. Awwwww.

I read in one of the British rags (I think it was the Globe) that Paul’s father didn’t even know who Jennifer was. He had to do some research on her to find out.

Her face does look a little weird! It looks like Ellen Pompei from Grey’s Anatomy! Bet it is photoshopped.

Does anyone else get the impression that the BAMZ fans on this site need to figure out how to move on more than Brad and Jen themselves? I mean, Brad and Angelina are practically married and Jen is obviously not sitting around pining. And even if she was pining when they first broke up, who could really blame her?

That said, this guy is really cute. Good for her!

fashion babylon @ 06/11/2007 at 1:41 pm

Huvane was the ” mutual friend” of Courtney and Jen when she was introduced to Paul Sculfor. PR conspiracy to boost Aniston’s depleting presence in the media and to overshadow Brad and Angelina’s movie and upcoming release of A Mighty Heart.

a realist @ 06/11/2007 at 1:42 pm

Very very airbrushed pics. She is still ugly.

Thanks Anonymous, I think I just may do that. I figured it would be more on the expensive side, but if I like the price out here I think I’ll pick some up. I’ve recently traded in my soda for water and store brand gets ho hum after a while. ^_^

During the primetime interview with diane sawyer 2 yrs ago.
Brad pitt cameback from Africa and tried to get people & America to end the poverty in Africa.
(check youtube)
Diane said here in America more than 250 kinds of fancy bottled water, in Africa there is no clean water to drink.
And yet, JA doing a commercial for a fancy bottled water instead of helping to send clean water to Africa.
Remind me again, why they should stay married if they don’t have the same purpose in life?
Brad wants to help others, donate his time and money.
JA help the rich company and herself become richer.

Dirty Denise @ 06/11/2007 at 1:49 pm

The fact that someone as homely and dumb as Maniston endorses that water, makes me never want to ever try that water.

Once again Jen can only sell her face if it’s half hidden. The full frontal view of her face without hair or frame masking her jawline frighten little children LOLOL

JUSTATHEORY @ 06/11/2007 at 1:54 pm

Here is what I thought:
Paul & JA were introduced. He said he is a model, and JA was excited and told him that she is going to do a commercial for bottled water. Since he has done some commercials, she asked if PAUL WOULD TEACH HIM HOW TO POSE.
There you go, she did the exact pose.
And he got free smart water!!! That would explain the stay overnight and the bottled smartwater in his hand.

Anyone amen?

Shaking My Head @ 06/11/2007 at 1:56 pm

Ten years from now, Jen will be dating her 57th boyfriend, still her fans will say he’s better than Brad.

STOP COMAPRING HIM TO BRAD

It’s been two years and she’s dated other guys after him. Vince Vaugh, anyone?

Smartwater Effect @ 06/11/2007 at 2:02 pm

Wow, Jen looks really smart in the last picture. Nothing says brain power than the hand under the chin pose.

dusti water+coke ah cola water =these two

please jared... @ 06/11/2007 at 2:09 pm

75 Shaking My Head | 06/11/2007 at 1:56 pm

Thats truth -.-

cashing in on da chin @ 06/11/2007 at 2:10 pm

he looks ok,his hair looks a mess.but she anit no different still fuggly.I think ill date him next so i can get some of the cha-ching$$$$$

TO ANYONE WHO COMPARE HIM TO BRAD and said he is better than Brad.
You could say whatever you want.
We know what the truth are :

It’s true brad is 43 yrs, sure he is not young anymore. But every man in this world would kill or die to have his look at this age.
He is still handsome and now have charisma.
( JenAn is not young anymore too, accept that!)

Paul is a handsome guy, but he doesn’t have charisma like Brad. I am sure he still looks handsome when he is 43, but will he have a charisma?

Brad pitt is a world famous and one of the biggest movie star, philantropic, humanitarian and a good father.
Paul is no comparisan to Brad pitt.
HE WILL ALWAYS BE KNOWN as one of JenAn boyfriend.

Chinnifer Maniston - Biggest F @ 06/11/2007 at 2:26 pm

Everything about Jen is fake. Her relationship. Her tits. Her nose and her alleged talent.

FAKE FAKE FAKE.

I hope she gets some happiness.. though she is her own worst enemy and admits to it ..a bundle of insecurities thanks to a mommie dearest..

And you know.. he looks like a cross between a young hot Vince Vaughn and Brad Pitt. But that is to be expected..she has a type she likes.

Hopefully its on the level, his bad boy ways are behind him (coke and womanizing and hopefully the gay rumors are false) and they can have some fun together.

tsk tsk tsk @ 06/11/2007 at 2:33 pm

That’s a whole lot of fug right there. On the other hand i never believed their relationship.

Appropriate... @ 06/11/2007 at 2:33 pm

She looks plain (not ubly but certainly nothing to go next door for…) but the water thing is appropriate… something “substantive” from someone “substantive”… hahah

no wonder she feels sorry for her self…

For three years you guy were comparing her with Aglina. Now you guys afraid for Brad to be compared with hotter guy. First of all you loonies are the one braging that he look like Brad. But in realty he is way better than him.

Ya know, today at school a friend was telling me that she’d seen a Maniston ad for smart water, and she kept telling me that Jennifer had something done to her lips.
I wasn’t quite sure if I would believe her or not. But now after seing those pictures, there’s no doubt, she definitely did smtg there.
She never had an upper lip like that.

–> This week Angie will be all over the place promoting AMH, so be prepared for Maniston’s pr strategies, she will come up with smtg to try to steal Angie’s thunder.

No More Chin @ 06/11/2007 at 2:36 pm

Who cares what she does? The bi*ch is boring and just so plain….GO AWAY

Colbert ROCKS! @ 06/11/2007 at 2:40 pm

Reality, Paul & Jens threads are currently at a hundred more posts then Brads, Hmmm I think he is bigger and better then Nancy girl Bradley or the nutjobs have found a new home?

Dee Truth @ 06/11/2007 at 2:41 pm

Damn that is one ugly woman. I about jumped 10 feet in the air when I scrolled down and saw that big, old, ugly mans head of hers. And of course Paul is gay.

wow, i can’t believe this, jennifer has a lot of fans in justjared almost a competition to the jolie-pitts!!!! anyway, i wish jennifer to hv movies and love life , i really hope so. i also think the traiangle won’t die anytime soon!!! it will be a decade for it to happen! i am a fan of the beautiful family and i wish more there unstoppable success , achievements and their great humanitarian efforts,they are my real heroes becoz they really care and help people who are truly in need. i also hope tht there will be more famous people who will follow their foosteps and maybe stepdown a bit in their pedestal and help! not only by saying they Donate quietly !!! show tht u really care!!!!!!! be active! if there will be more jolie-pitts in this world, it will be a wonderful place!

That IS pretty eerie, but they both look good, so no complaints.

Paul Sculfor @ 06/11/2007 at 2:52 pm

Jennifer Aniston is ugly as Hell. Beady ugly eyes, **** mouth, long chin, greasy long hair, Big man jaw, and her fans are all illiterate. Notice we can pin point things about her looks to prove our point about how ugly she is.

Seriously, who gives a f**k about Jolie/Pitts right now? This is a JEN thread. Heck I love Jolie to bits but I don’t bring her into the convo, she has NOTHING to do with this. Neither deos Brad.

Anyway I love that last pic of Jen, she looks great. I don’t find her a classic beauty or anything but she looks great.

find madeleine.. @ 06/11/2007 at 2:56 pm

92…
ugliest thing on this post right now is your mouth..

she looks ugly to me. It’s like I’m not blinded by her nice hair for a change because her face looks all blegh. I don’t think I ever noticed that her nose was that big or that her chin was that jokerish/manly. Not good.

It's not all black and white @ 06/11/2007 at 2:59 pm

I doubt she’s even ever met this guy. As far as him using her or vice versa, believe me, whatever is going on, they are both in on it. She is way to savvy to be used by some unknown male model C-lisy wannabe. It’s all a PR stunt. Grow up.

I just don’t understand how anyone can think, with the exception of the full-body pic, that these are good pics of her. Look at the last one with her hand on her chin. She looks like that pic of Alice in Wonderland where Alice’s neck is s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g upwards. And they make her chin look way too prominant.

Hello J. Jared, thank you for your kind consideration,it made me very happy to hear from you..and the offer for an Itaian dinner still stands,if you ever get to Pa.. anyway,just checking here and I see their are alot of negative and nasty comments made here toward Jen A. sad, but you don”t seem to moderate them.. personally I think she is great getting on with her life, and doing as she pleases, just like a woman who worked hard for what she has, nothing was handed to her, she is her own boss, and I am sure she could care less about what the public thinks about her personal life,, keep it up Jen I am still and always will be your loyal fan,,ps. love the smart water xoxo

i love her ! she looks soooooooooooo wow! she looks great.

I think Jennifer is so pretty;
And i wish her the best !

love you!

please jared... @ 06/11/2007 at 3:03 pm

he is f’ing ugly…look his face, horrible! I dont like her very much but she needs a better guy!!

suspicious package @ 06/11/2007 at 3:04 pm

Here’s a eye-opening comment brought from a previous thread - please read carefully:

430 Junior Copywriter | 06/11/2007 at 7:53 am
OMFG, you guys are hilarious. It’s so obvious this is an ad campaign for Smartwater. I work for an Advertising firm and as soon as my co-workers and I saw this pictures, we knew. AD companies are taking celebrity endorsement to a different direction. The intense interest in a celebrity’s private life, Blogs and the paparazzis have forced advertising firms to come up with new ways to sell products. A celeb hawking products on TV doesn’t as generates sales anymore because consumers have gotten wiser to endorsements and also a few celebrities have been caught in the act, they hawk one thing to the public but use the competition in their private lives.

Smartwater hires an Actress and a Model (like all ads, the hawkers have to be aesthetically appealing) to hawk their water but instead of showing them on TV in a contrived ad, they are adding a dash of realism to it by having them date and all their actions captured by the paparazzis (who are most likely real photographers). This method of advertising also cut cost because they don’t have to buy ad space in magazines or air time on TV.

The Handsome guy coming out of the lady’s house after a night of fun with Smartwater to replenish his energy. Brilliant! I can’t wait for the next installment. I’m willing to bet the next show will be Jen and Paul holding bottles of Smartwater as they walk the dogs on the beach.

I hope she doesn’t lose fans from this. It seems some aren’t smart enough to see this for what it is. They are already planning a bridal shower, Baby Shower and 10 yrs Anniversary party all rolled in one.

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bwuahahahahaha @ 06/11/2007 at 3:05 pm

Ugh, that is such terrible airbrushing. she looks so bleeehhh…

Why is her head so big on the last photo? Weird. Smart guy, he’s getting tons of exposure. Aniston, however, will end up looking like a fool when this “relationship” is exposed.

You know, Jennifer will ALWAYS be linked to Brad (and thus Angelina). When you are famous, they always bring up past exes.

And even in the real world, people compare a current partner to a past partner. I’ve been remarried for 5 years and still I know that behind my back, some friends and family still compare my current hubby to my last one (and compare me to my hubby’s ex-wife). It’s just human nature, the way people are. If you are confident in your new love, you don’t care. But luckily for me, I traded up in the looks dept. whereas JA will always have a lot of trouble with that as let’s face it, it’s not only hot looks that Brad has, but charisma, humour and the “it” factor, he just has a spart about him.

Yea, I don’t think the timing of the leaking of this new man supposedly in her love life or the ad cmpaign itself is coincidental. Her people know that she gets more attention because of her link to Pitt and still she seems to be riding his coattails. Lots of Pitt-Jolie publicity and events is sure to be followed with some Aniston publicity move. Well, good luck with that.

With all her money, THIS is her next professional act. She really is hapless.

I meant “spark”, Brad has that unmistakable spark about him that’s tough to match.

TO 102!
Thanks for bringing over here!
That’s soo true, why is the freaking guy leaving her house with the water bottle ? Why he didn’t drink there?

And also,very true about her fans. All they can think about is babies and that he’s already making her the happiest woman alive.
Go to JACF and you’ll see the Paul love fest.
They’re too naive, sometimes I wonder how old are them!

oh wow, well if the rumors are true. THAT’S ONE GORGEOUS COUPLE. too gorgeous my eyes would pop out. cute pic w/ the same pose.

JillyRose @ 06/11/2007 at 3:17 pm

It’s funny how even non-haters and fans of Jennifer Aniston are starting to think she is playing a PR game now. She’s losing even the respect of some of her fans by her CONSTANT and OBVIOUS attention seeking PR methods. It’s just too weird that everytime BP or AJ are in the news, she comes out of the woodwork with a new guy or drink or whatever. I feel sad for how needy and desperate she has become. Who would have thunk it at the hight of her Friends fame?!!

He looks like a young Brad Pitt.

Jennifer Rocks! @ 06/11/2007 at 3:33 pm

all of you saying thrash about Aniston,how about you all go get a life.
Take a good look at yourselfs,before talking down on somebody else.
Paul doesn’t look anything like Brad fools,if anything he is hotter,and it’s a total upgrade,a hot British Hunk.
You guys are so blinded,you want to believe they look like.
Before you all open your mouths talking down on Aniston,how about you take a walk in her shoes,and then we would see how your lifes would turn out to be.
And lastly,Jennifer would find happiness,it might take a while but she deserves it because her inner beauty shines through,and she is beautiful in her own special way.

Reposting @ 06/11/2007 at 3:47 pm

Found this on Jen’s other thread.

534 ENOUGH! | 06/11/2007 at 3:01 pm
two kids2 you are making JEN sound like a pathetic victim!Stop!Jen has said she wants the fans to stop feeling sorry for her and making her a victim its hurting her career and she is sick of pity from fans.Youre on here so much making the Jen fans look wacko!!How can you call the jps loonies when you post loonie wacko comments yourself?Stop you are making it worse for Jen.THE FANS that go on and on about 3 years ago,Jen cant move on.
BRAD HAS ANGELINA HES MOVED ON!LET JEN MOVE ON.JEN SAYS THIS KIND OF STUFF MAKES HER WANT TO THROW UP.Im hoping JEN fans and Brad and Angies fans please move on.Brad and ANGELINA ARE IN LOVEWITH EACH OTHER AND WITH THERE FAMILY.Jen is doing her thang.Its been pratically 3 years folks.Brad is not looking back!Let Jen move forward.Its da fans on both sides keeping this alive&IGNORE HUVANE!

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Yep,both sides are keeping this up and its making both sides look bad.Quit it,it anit worth it,and really is it this serious?3 whole years and this is still continuing,sad.I wish Brad Angee and there kids plus Jen good luck.Same for there fans.Its old news.Stale,even.

roffel kartoffel @ 06/11/2007 at 4:04 pm

btw. since angelina give interviews and public appearances with brad etc. on weekly manner

(this is just statement, as they are realy always public, everywhere, be it for promoting their films, their work, their family or what ever)

it would be, like jennifer aniston would never more be able to do anything, that would make some headline about her, without the most of brangelina fanatics (i dont mean the normal sane brangelina fans, as me, but i happen also to like aniston, so i might not count for you, as i dont bash her…) bashing her for publicity stunt

now there were months, where jennifer was living her life, no news about her, while brangelina made as usual news all the time (they are cute and have purpose for it) and everytime, when some, be it very little news come out about here - boooohooooo this is just to steal brangelina publicity

i mean, come on people, you just cant be realy serious???? you cant mean, than jennifer has to take account about what publicity appearance brangelina has or plans to have and have to wait, till brangelina finishes their campaign to be allowed (by fanatics) to work or live herself too (but until even brangelina public campaign ends she must sit at home and never go out and do something, say something, must hide to not to steal from them…)

*rolleyes*

i am happy that angelina indeed is doing humanitarian work and is not antisemitic or violent, as all the psychical ill fanatics would follow her rolemodell

that way they are harmless to their surroundings, may be give some donations to some charity to show how good they are too, and spread their sickness only blog posts

Jen love by million. She does not have to proof anything to anyone. she does not have to brag milllion times i am good , i am good. Just living her life,people can feel her,with out her talking.

111 Jennifer Rocks! | 06/11/2007 at 3:33 pm

is not just us that said he looks like brad, access hollywood or extra Tv said that same thing. i don’t recall what date but it was the day that one of these entertainment news that came out about Jen’s new men. they mentioned in the introduction that he looks like brad. he is hotter but not the hottest. he is almost ten years younger than brad. will he looks as good as brad when he gets to brad’s age, who knows but he will never be as famous as brad. if he is more famous now is because of Aniston. He is a male model. Usually male models are not as famous as their counterpart. Remember Halle’s boyfriend. He wasn’t as noticable as he is with Halle right now.

done deal @ 06/11/2007 at 4:44 pm

People its old news.The dude doesn’t look like Brad and if you think he does ok.But it’s over her last man was Vince.Brad’s been out of the picture for years.ITS SO OVER.Jens with whomever she is with.Brad is with Angelina and their babies.That Story been over years ago.

A$$niston @ 06/11/2007 at 4:50 pm

Congrats to Assniston, hope she stick to this new guy and take good care of him with all her $$$. He’s probably too good for her so hold on tight fugly Assniston, wrap him up tight with your dollar notes. Now don’t lose him to Victoria Beckham or Kate Moss or whoever, just use your cash and probably he will stay. Jen-fans don’t say I’m not being kind to your idol,btw she deserves it.

thank you “done deal” it seems both sides won’t let it go, it’s very disappointing seeing Brangelina fans react exactly the same way you’ll expect Jen loonies to react to good news about Brangelina we’re no better, let it go be happy for her she’s moving on why this story continues to grow is beyond me.

PS he looks nothing like Brad, Brad at that age was hotter, but now I’ll say this guy is better looking. People get old and lose their good looks nothing wrong with it, Paul also will someday get old, but for now his man candy ;)

well 111 Jennifer Rocks! @ 06/11/2007 at 4:54 pm

Nothing but Tabloid shows keeping up the madness;

111 Jennifer Rocks!
is not just us that said he looks like brad, access hollywood or extra Tv said that same thing.

Tabloid shows keeping up the nonsense.Thats how they keep them intertwine.Keep people buying there garbage and keep the team ja and team jp. going at it.Not helping any celebs.The Tab Shows lies on all and they go back and forth lying on all 3,the majority of the time.Why give those shows credence they dont deserve it.

don'tforgetnow @ 06/11/2007 at 4:59 pm

as was he http://tinyurl.com/2r8cp8

don’t forget about the the other brother of the triplets now.

Over Done Deal @ 06/11/2007 at 5:00 pm

done deal
I agree with you 100%. Brad and Jen have taken different directions in life.

ENOUGH ALREADY, IT’S STUPID TO CONTINUE THIS FUED.

What a HOT couple-!! I’d love to see him take up acting, and a movie of them together…sort of a James Bond typse movie. Jennifer is the sort of woman every woman would love to be able to call her friend. Thanks Jared for the update on her life. Knowing what a private person she is, it’s good to hear about her once in awhile :-)

That first shot doesn’t even look like her. What is she doing to her face? Kudos to her plastic surgeon/makeup artists and the photoshop dude for making her head not look like a potato. Is there anything authentic about her anymore?

And this Smartwater sh+t is so obscenely dumb…freaking glamour shots for over-priced BOTTLED WATER? This ain’t no Chanel ad b*tch! The concept in and of itself makes me mad, forget Aniston. If me or any of my friends saw this ad on a billboard or in a magazine we’d laugh our asses off, and if we saw someone buying it we’d think they were a douchebag. Frankly, Aniston AND Smartwater can go to hell.

"GOLDEN SH$T" @ 06/11/2007 at 5:31 pm

Oh, please, stop talking about
how “Chin has girlfriends”!

WHO are they?!
A few IRRELEVANT cackling HENS,
exactly the same like her sorry-self.

Women who are intelligent, THRIVING/
successful - would NEVER EVER (and
haven’t) be friends with the
pity-old-me.

You KNOW I am right, and how!

So stop that sh*t already!

There is NO TEAM ANISTON ANYMORE! THERE IS NO TEAM JOLIE/PITT ANYMORE! NO NEWS There!ANCIENT HISTORY!STOP!GO AND STAY WHERE YOU HAVE ADMIRATION FOR THE CELEBRITY!STOP THE CHILDISH 3RD GRADE RIDICULIOUSNESS! STOP PLEASE!They all are enjoying there lives.They all are good people.You All are wasting Energy and coming across as Children in the play ground.The teams HAVE Vanish AND have gone AWAY!!The celebrities, all of them have STARTED over its a NEW DAY!!Unarm PLEASE!!

#129

There were never any teams, really.
There was only an ALREADY FAILED
MERGER & a ROTTEN Huvaniston team
looking for some sympathy out of
GULLIBLE people.
That backfired on Maniston, as it
should.
Now what are you celebrating???????
A JOKE OF A JOBLESS LOSER!

This guy is so hot I can’t stop looking at his pictures leaving Jen’s house.
I’ve got some kind of infatuation going on with this guy.

My friend met Jen when she was filming in Chicago for the Breakup; she said that jen was extremely down to earth and is prettier in person.

You go Jen! He’s a looker!

I personally think he looks better than Brad.

it only just “happened” (or not happened at all depending on your perpective) and already this news feels old and so blah.

where’s the excitement/mystery of wanting to know more?

mmm…SAVY MEDIA WH000RE!…new endorsement+new rumor bf=mag face time=$$$

wow…i guess she’s smarter than i thought..and obviously she doesnt mind going naked for anything…

i bet if playboy asks she’ll say no cause of “morals”….

does she own stuck for smartwater??? cause that explains it…your soul for more cash…classy!

African Girl @ 06/11/2007 at 6:31 pm

BP and AJ fans have been known to mock JA but theirs is not the vindictive hate JA fans have for AJ, BP and their children.

JP Fans say Jen is not pretty
JA Fans call the JP children racist names
JP Fans say Jen isn’t a good actress
JA fans wish the Pitts death.
JP fans say Jen is shallow
JA Fans call AJ the devil and her children devil incarnates

My point is, the hate from the JA fans is mind boggling. I don’t get it and to be honest, I am glad I don’t….I can’t imagine what it’s like to be that hateful.

Having said that, I’d like to plead to all JP fans…..STOP. We are bigger and better than these people. Hate is all they have, the Jolie-Pitts are thriving, if this was a war (emphasis on the IF) then the JPs have won. Honestly, We look like bullies when we pick on someone who is already down, someone who’s barely holding on, someone who resorts to cheap tricks to remain relevant….it’s like picking on a handicapped child…..it’s not cool.

If JA wants to pose for bottled water, let her be. If she wants to hire a man, more grease to her elbow. At this point, it doesn’t matter what she does because it really has no bearing on the JPs. We have a lot to look forward to, please let the JA fans have their little victories, let them enjoy their Smartwater ads in peace.

I guess this is my signature on the peace treaty….lol.

Of course, this does not mean the JA fans get a free ride on the insult the JPs train. Nope, I’m hoping since we (JP Fans) are saying we’re bigger and better than you (JA Fans), you guys will be driven to prove us wrong….by doing something opposite of what your natural instinct wants you to do…I.E love instead of hate. Is that remotely possible? I doubt it but here is to wishing and hoping.

And that’s it for me on this thread.

OMG! They cut Maniston’s LANDMARK CHIN!
Such a JOKE of a DUMB-A**-WATER-SELLING HO!
TWO FAKE, JOBLESS LOSERS, what a match!

find madeleine.. @ 06/11/2007 at 6:34 pm

plenty of celebs do endorsements for products,up to them.brad did one too in japan,so if you tar one celeb why not all the others?? seems like some people are finding ANY excuse to slag her off…

I had thought up to this point that the only people who thought her relationship with this new guy was fake were only brangeloons but after seeing the picture of him leaving her house with the water makes me wonder. That is really strange that he would have THAT drink in his hand out of all the other drinks he could have and she just happens to be endorsing it. I guess we’ll find out soon enough if it’s real or not, but it’s very suspicious. The same pose thing isn’t weird, though, because I’ve seen a ton of celebrities pose just like that.

lmao. You do know this pic of the balding aging male model is a good 10 years old? Seriously, why not put up Vince’s pic from Swingers when she was fake dating him. Bahahaha! She is lame.

to #133 Madonna @ 06/11/2007 at 7:15 pm

in the new Marie Claire magazine, they have photo shopped Jolie’s veiny arms..so there!

I have to agree with #132.

Sure, the JP fans laugh at Jennifer, but that is a long way from the Jennifer fans calling Angelina’s children “mud children”, “ugly”, slandering Brad as “gay” because he left Jennifer, wishing Angelina’s plane would crash, hoping she would die in childbirth when she was carrying Shiloh, hoping Shiloh would be stillborn, retarded, deformed, you name it… it’s bad enough wishing harm on Angelina, but how can anyone ventilate so much hate and spite against innocent young children?

I’m done. I wish Jennifer well wherever she goes, whatever she does and whoever she’s with. I have no wish to kick someone who’s already down. I ask all JP fans to refrain from taking any more digs at Jennifer, no matter how much her fans insult Angelina or Brad or the children. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. As African Girl said, we should be above all that.

I love Jen! @ 06/11/2007 at 7:17 pm

More power to Jen!

I love love love her!

My refrigerator is full of Smartwater!

PAUL IS SUPER HOT! EAT YOUR HEART OUT BRAD!

Gabriel Aubrey Lover @ 06/11/2007 at 7:26 pm

BOTH JA FANS AND AJ FANS GET A LIFE
WHAT WOULD YOU GAIN ANYWAY IF YOU BAD MOUTH BOTH JA AND AJ NOTHING.

Francophile @ 06/11/2007 at 7:33 pm

To 132 !

Preach on girl !

It’s all about perspective and hypocrisie !

Hottest Couple Ever @ 06/11/2007 at 7:33 pm

#132 African Girl

Great post AG!

poor cliniqua @ 06/11/2007 at 7:35 pm

NOW THE REAL REVIEWS ABOUT A MIGHTY HEART…..

PS…Ocean’s 13 BOMBED barely 33 million???!!
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CANNES: Trumpet the cause, don’t dwarf it + models dissed at the Du Cap, a Rolls ride and Clooney in zoom
By Liza Foreman

Why queue for hours to watch a film you can see at your local cinema in four months, and why go inside a party when you can have just as much fun outside?

Those were some of the questions I began asking myself Friday as cineastes here debated less critical issues, a la who should win the Palme d’Or.

While the 60th edition of the festival (15-27 May) was considered a strong year in critics circles - think “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”; “No Country for Old Men”; and Romanian abortion pic, “4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days” - there’s just no beating the live entertainment outside of the theater, or the soirees.

Highlights not to un-spool on the big screen included Jerry Seinfeld jumping from an eight-storey building; Roman Polanski storming out of a press conference; and a black truck advertising Burn energy-drink booming music up and down the Croisette.

Forget covering the Carlton in pricey ads. Burn wins the prize hands down for most effective marketing gimmick in town.

Most creative Cannes tie-in, meanwhile, goes to Motorola, which designed 25-limited edition cell phones, each bearing a cinema-themed word such as camera, cut or director, in diamante letters. Trust me, George Clooney took a good look as I shoved mine in his face Thursday to snap a photo. It’s just too bad I left the zoom function on.

Thanks to not getting into the Vanity Fair party, I had plenty of fun on the Hotel du Cap steps watching top models denied entrance; girls in posh frocks sussing out secret stairways, and stars a la Bono and DiCaprio come and go.

The booby prize was a ride home in a Rolls Royce and drinks with Roberto Cavalli on his yacht. (It’s a long story involving the New Line 40th Anniversary/”The Golden Compass” bash at the fabulous Rothschild Mansion; an Arab called Abdullah; and a German from Rome.)

When I did make it into the cinema to see “A Mighty Heart,” “We Own the Night,” and “Ocean’s 13” frankly I asked myself why I’d bothered. The first featured Angelina in one of, I thought, the kitchy-est performances of her career. Following on from the work of Jennifer Lopez in “Bordertown,” which was laughed out of the cinema at the press screening in Berlin, it makes you wonder whether it’s not better for actors of a certain stature to trumpet these causes rather than dwarf such important political films.

“We Own the Night” turned out to be nothing more than gratuitous sex and violence that went absolutely nowhere; and “Ocean’s 13” really should have stopped at 12.

Still, with critical opinion running high, it seems this is one year one should have one’s cake and eat it.

Come Sunday, when everyone else is sleeping off the madness, there’s one person you can count on for the marathon competition repeats.

http://hollywoodwiretap.com/?module=news&action=story&id=14917

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AND NOW THE REAL REVIEWS ARE STARTING TO COME OUT!
ENJOY!

L.

Grow up!Get on your knees and pray.If not do something for someone less fortunate.Brad, Angie,Jen do not know you and you are not contributing anything positive for Jen.Please let it go.Like another poster said its over.You are not Jen,you were not married to Brad and Angie does not know of you either.Let it go.Elememtary sparring is Silly.

I say “Creepy”!!! A guy can be sexy but to be just as sexy as a woman or the woman he is apparently dating is just gross.

Laughable @ 06/11/2007 at 7:57 pm

132 African Girl

JP Fans are bottom dwellers, on a thread the other day death was wished upon someone, bleeding throat etc. Sick minded twisted freaks bottomline. Every last one needs a life and someone to love them esp Ida and poor Cliniqua that girl is so out of her tree. But thanks for stopping by and see you again under another name.

Malibu Rie @ 06/11/2007 at 8:11 pm

Another FAKE RELATIONSHIP Huvane/Aniston conjured up. We all know Vaughn-Aniston FAKE RELATIONSHIP was just to get Aniston’s celeb status back in the public eye and her upcoming movie the Breakup. Unfortunately, Vince was the only one that gained from the FAKE RELATIONSHIP- he got his 15 minutes of fame on the front covers of every tabloid and blogs , now the paps are saying “Vince who?”. This unknown, cocaine, gay british model has the paps following getting his 15 minutes of fame in gear using Aniston as his ladder. When will Huvane/Aniston going to just let Jennifer be herself and stop trying to out-do her ex husband and his new family. I can’t believe Huvane and Aniston is listening to the media trash.

MANISTON's CHICKEN CUTLETS @ 06/11/2007 at 8:18 pm

# 139!
BRAD HAS ANGIE AND SHILOH, MADDOX,
Z AND PAX!
HE DUMPED MANiston’s sorry, old a**!
NOT the other way around!
HOW ELSE DO YOU WANT THAT FACT TO BE SAID!
MAN BOUGHT THIS XY&Z-LIST GIGOLO!
YEAH, THEY ARE A PERFECT MATCH!

CHECK THE PIX OF ANGIE AND BRAD, AND SEE
FOR YOURSELF WHAT A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN THESE TWO ARE! AND LEARN HOW THEY ARE T.H.R.I.V.I.N.G!
Then come back here, and whine and cry for the next three years.
That’s your problem!

public relations hottie @ 06/11/2007 at 8:19 pm

Another Ken Huvane stupid idea. It’s so obvious this fake relationship is see-through and well calculated. People, Paul did not have sex with Anison nor are they “dating”. this is all a setup., stage by Huvane PR with Aniston agreeing to it. it’s what sells and make headlines. Paul stayed over but that’s because Huvane ordered the sleepover. If Huvane was so smart he could’ve stage Paul and Jen’s fake relationship right after the fake breakup of Vince-Jen’s not when her ex-husband just released his movie and his current lover’s premiere of hers.

hey jared, pls. make a new jennifer thread coz she will be representing L’oreal cosmetics and get paid for a cool ten million dollars, IS THIS TRUE?????

145 ha ha! | 06/11/2007 at 7:52 pm
Brad who?

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The better question is Jen and Paul who?

Jen hire a man to sleep with her…how pathetic.. Paul is hotter than Brad bwahahaha… even my 11 year old niece can tell that Brad is far far hotter than this for sale Paul..

So Maniston fans enjoy chin and paul affair while it last….

big veins @ 06/11/2007 at 8:36 pm

The ugly veins on Jolie’s arms and forehead are simply beautiful.

Ignorance is bliss @ 06/11/2007 at 8:39 pm

Well, as I said last night on another thread, I still mainatin this is a publicity stunt, just like her relantionship with Vince was. I don’t blame her for wanting her name in the papers, since she really isn’t getting any decent offers or working on anything,but the way she goes about it is too obvious and screams pathetic.

KC | 06/11/2007 at 7:07 pm
I had thought up to this point that the only people who thought her relationship with this new guy was fake were only brangeloons but after seeing the picture of him leaving her house with the water makes me wonder. That is really strange that he would have THAT drink in his hand out of all the other drinks he could have and she just happens to be endorsing it. I guess we’ll find out soon enough if it’s real or not, but it’s very suspicious. The same pose thing isn’t weird, though, because I’ve seen a ton of celebrities pose just like that.

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I thought it was fake, because it came out of nowhere and in the middle of Pitt/Jolie promotional campaign, but his shilling out her water just reinforced what I thought. I don’t know if SmartWater is paying both of them,but this guy looks shady to me. Not a week into the news yet and he’s making sure he’s being photographed leaving her house, going out and about with Posh Spice and Mel B. I’m sure he’ll try and make the most use of his 15 minutes of fame.

Oh Jill #138, you’ve forgotten to mention also that some of the JA fans also wished Zahara to die of AIDS which is sickening beyond belief.

But as AG said, please guys, AJ or BP or both fans who are constantly arguing with the Manistonnuts, leave this thread. We’re above this and we’ve got better things to do in our lives. This is not for us.

big veins @ 06/11/2007 at 8:40 pm

Paul is younger and HOTTER than Brad.

Brangalunatics are freaking out that Jen has moved on , looking healthy and happy and that she has a hot new guy.

Just loving it this week!!!

THANKS JARED!

Jill #138 (ATTENTION: CLINIQUA)

Jill, I agree with your post.

I’ve actually been bemused by the latest from Jen’s camp because it is so blatantly a manipulation of the media (and her fans).

However there is something about this whole Aniston publicity blitzkrieg that I find really chilling and very disturbing.

Its my opinion that this woman is ultimately a good person—I mean that— but when it comes to her career, she is hell-bent to succeed. I think it crosses over into the negative what she will do to keep herself on the publicity A-list.

Not for the greater good but for her own self-interest. In that, she is so transparent its a wonder her fans don’t feel unnerved by it.

I also think that tho she most suredly loved Brad Pitt, the fact that he has moved on in such a BIG way—- leaving her in his dust—-just fuels her determination to stay current and relevant.

Those of us who are not fans of hers (me) do not respect her, do not find her ‘classy’ because we perceive her words and actions since the separation/divorce to be passive-agressive. There is an anger, a hostility towards Brad that comes thru.

Just the way she has never addressed the backlash towards Brad because of the breakup,
(as if she doesn’t know full well that many people believe Brad had sex with Angie before the separation. She could stop this negativity towards this man with one sincere statement. What we get instead is silence and the never ending strong Jen soldiering on……)

And so Brad takes the fall for the ultimate failure of their relationship. And good man that he is, deeply happy with his choices that he is, he accepts it. Small price to pay, I guess, to have gotten out cleanly (with Plan B to boot!)

But it doesn’t seem to be enough for Jen.
She seems determined to sabotage Brad at every turn. The timing of this latest media grab of hers just seems downright malicious.

There is room for both of their projects—why the need to compete for publicity at the same time?

ALSO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PHOTOS OF THIS NEW GUY LEAVING HER HOUSE WITH THE PRODUCT PLACEMENT FIRMLY VISIBLE? VANISHED FROM THE NET. ANYONE HAVE A LINK? WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT AND WHY?

Brad moves on and lives his life.
Jen just keeps the whole ‘Bermuda Triangle” alive and well—-
Surely, not something that would get a ‘blessing’ from OPRAH, tsk, tsk.

to Miss Lolita @ 06/11/2007 at 8:49 pm

Angie is the one who is keeping the Triangle alive by dragging Jen’s name into interviews.

Jen has not said a word about Pitt and Jolie. Get it?

to,157 to Miss Lolita @ 06/11/2007 at 8:57 pm

Um.. I beg to differ.AJ was asked or JA was asked certain things in the long long long ago past.Maybe they answered,maybe not.But its you FANS KEEPING IT GOING! Oh and the TABS that cater to LIES.I have not a problem with either of those 3 people.So thats what I see.Got it…?You just brought them up.

I appreciate your comment but you must say how or what Angie said that you would call ‘dragging Jen’s name into interviews.’
Words are not all we do to communicate—-as the saying goes: ‘actions speak louder than words.’

Angie speaks her mind and her heart–that is her M. O. and her fans LOVE her for her candidness.

To me, Jennifer speaks very cryptically—there always seems to be a hidden meaning or a joke that belies an insult, ya know what I mean?

She says she’s happy and then she always looks forlornly at the camera. When you are happy you smile—if you want to ensure that you are getting that message across. Otherwise, you don’t smile—which sends out yet another message. That being that you are hanging in there, soldierin on, making the most of things after you’re cheating husband screwed you…..

she can’t smile cos of that chin, if she does most likely all the planets will reallign

158 to Miss Lolita | 06/11/2007 at 8:49 pm

Angie is the one who is keeping the Triangle alive by dragging Jen’s name into interviews.

Jen has not said a word about Pitt and Jolie. Get it?

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Oh really??? Tell me where? Where are the proofs??? Link please and I shall believe ya.

158 to Miss Lolita | 06/11/2007 at 8:49 pm

Angie is the one who is keeping the Triangle alive by dragging Jen’s name into interviews.

Jen has not said a word about Pitt and Jolie. Get it?

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Oh really??? Tell me exactly where Angie’s dragging Jen’s name into interviews? Where are the proofs??? Links please and I shall believe ya. Oh, and please get the links from reputable mags not tabloids.

Jen aniston looks sorta like @ 06/11/2007 at 9:08 pm

Doesn’t Jen kind of remind you or looks kinda like Christina Applegate(Kelly Bundy)from the 1980’s Married with Children Show,on the first picture with her legs cross?jmo.

i do believe this is going out of portion. jens people did say that their is nothing going on and i do believe that. she only dated this guy a few times.
i think jen is waiting for brad to go back to her , probably hoping that brad and angie
have one of those dramatical split that the tabloid are hoping and fabricating on, the only wish i have is that brad and angie marry so that jen can finally be convinced and then go on with her life

Why is that when Jen is dating someone it is an act but it is not for Brad? Please dont throw the kid thing, do you know how many single parents are in this world?

I don’t know if this has been said already, but what a vain dork she is! Of all the ideas and fun she could have utilized with the ad, her solution is to undress. BIG effin’ yawn.

Of all the ways to sell water (and SELL OUT), she decides to go this way - taking her clothes off. It seems to be the ONLY way she knows how to get and keep public attention. What a tool! So vain and so insecure at the same time - no wonder she’s so disliked. What intelligent person can’t see through her act?

I was just beginning to look at her a new way and give her a break when she pulls out the same old crap. Forget it - she doesn’t want respect; she wants lust and vanity. I can’t wait until she’s in her 50’s and can’t rely on showing her tired a** to the masses any longer.

My goodness what will she do then for attention?

is it me or does her face look puffy? it doesn’t look like her under the eye area. hope she’s happy with this guy. he looks cute enough.

TO #157
I am FINALLY speachless! Are you for real!
Angie mentioned Chin ONCE in her Vogue interview. She was EXTREMELY nice to that trainwreck. I don’t know, maybe she and Brad wanted to send some kind of a message - that they thought enough was enough, perhaps. But that obviously didn’t work,b/c that would be the end of Maniston - she is nothing without milking her infamous “experimental merger”.

On the other hand, I am sure you remember, eg,
VF “article” in witch Maniston back-stabbed Brad AND Angie & their kids (w/o even knowing them!!) Many and many will NEVER forgive Chin that, even if she says the TRUTH about that ALREADY FAILED merger.

just you watch when Smartwater trinkle down Jen and Paul will have their ‘fake breakup’. LMFAO!

157 Lolita
ALSO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PHOTOS OF THIS NEW GUY LEAVING HER HOUSE WITH THE PRODUCT PLACEMENT FIRMLY VISIBLE? VANISHED FROM THE NET. ANYONE HAVE A LINK? WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT AND WHY?

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they were taken down because her address was visible and your fellow Loons were making threats of going to her house to kill her now that they knew where she lived.

JOLIE-PITT @ 06/11/2007 at 10:03 pm

158 to Miss Lolita | 06/11/2007 at 8:49 pm

The only time angie ever mentioned jennifer (in a positive way) was the Vogue, no where else. Is us fans and haters attacked them both. i am not a fan of Aniston but it has been more than two years, I think people should let the negative stuff go ( I did) and bring in the positive things that happen to these people.

The reason JA threads have so much traffic is because this guy is wayyyyyyy hotter than BP. This is the only reason. Can’t have JA hanging with someone hotter than Brad!

Free, you **&*W@@#$$#%, JA was backstabbed by those two cheaters. JA was actually nice. I would have ran their a s s e s through the ringer in that interview.
p.s. I wonder if AJ ever got her knife back?

Maniston is a talentless wh*re with a big chin. nuff sed.

171 candice | 06/11/2007 at 10:01 pm
You’re a LIAR. No one said anything thing like that.

She looks so healthy and sexy in this ad. Smartwater is perfect for her. #167 Sex sells, think about it, it’s worked for AJ ever since she’s been 16.

To #166

This is AMAZING: how do you resist
answering to something like this!

I am sure you’ve heard that Brad dumped
Maniston FOR REAL (=not fake).So did
V.V.

I am sure you’ve heard that he run
to be with Angie as soon as possible
after the divorce was filed, and
EVERYONE and their dog knew he was
finally free to be ALIVE and have a
GORGEOUS (in every sense) YOUNG WOMAN
by his side and, YES, a looooong time
LONGED for KIDS WITH HER (FOR REAL!!)

You must be totally cuckoo to compare the
two.

For your reading pleasure @ 06/11/2007 at 10:22 pm

162 Bendy

Link you were looking for, AJ speaks about JA as the elephant in the room and the right page half way down. She tells how sheepish is acted around her considering she was shaggy her husband.

http://www.joliewatch.com/pictures/2006-12-angelina_jolie_vouge_full_04-jpg/Angelina_Jolie_on_Vogue_04.html

I included this link because I love how AJ talks about her major itmacy issue’s about not liking PDA (hugs etc) but at the last statement at the end of the interview she lets her true colors shine thru, insecure. Is she insecure or a liar? She didnt even finish that interview before she changed stories, usually it is diff from interview from interview. Maybe it is her other personality and not even a matter that is a liar or fake, just a freak!

http://www.joliewatch.com/pictures/2006-12-angelina_jolie_vouge_full_08-jpg/Angelina_Jolie_on_Vogue_08.html

GOLDEN SH$T @ 06/11/2007 at 10:34 pm

OMG/no. 173,

Hmmmmm, only B.P. didn’t cheat.
Amazingly so, but he did NOT. Brad is
NOT a cheater, that is the ONLY reason.
ALL three of them said so.
Also, Angie and Brad said they KNEW THE
TRUTH, and that was enough for them.
I am so happy for them and their family.
Now that Maniston’s been busted,
millions luv them.
Check all over the internet, and enjoy
love and happiness, instead of being so
miserable.
Not good for YOU, at all.

I wondered what JA would do for attention now that Ocean’s 13 has premiered (with lots of Brad and Ange coverage) — now I know!! Pretty lame.

To the desperados, #178

THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT:ANGIE BEING HERSELF: A VERY NICE PERSON WHO NEVER
SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ANYONE.
About hugging, she was not talking about
people she likes and loves, or about BRAD,
OR THE KIDS!
She OBVIOUSLY hugs them!

Maniston is a talentless wh*re with a big chin. nuff sed.

Didi posts-
”Maniston is a talentless wh*re with a big chin. nuff sed. ”
It gets posted right away. I even copy and paste it and it goes right though.

I change the names in the same sentence to Jolie and it gets ”moderated” and doesn’t go through
this site is pathetic
this site is pathetic
this site is pathetic

didi is a talentless wh*re

that’s real mature…you’re actually proud of that….pathetic

maniston chin
ma.njaw
HoJolie

bwuahahaha! sorry guys… i can’t help it!
man looks ugly. she can take her clothes off or whatever bitchy poses she tried, but she’ll never be hot! it’s not her gesture. she should keep her funny girl image. hot and sexy is not her stuff. period. and really, that face, sucks! that is not her best angle. they should choose another frame shot.

I figured it out now.
Jared has certain words flagged to ban
ma.njaw is not allowed hahahahahaha can’t draw attention to Angies big ma.njaw or call her HoJo ahahahahahahah

but maniston and chin are fine….
no wonder this site is a joke

B*tch please @ 06/11/2007 at 11:11 pm

Ditto,

Bitter much? That’s why we have Jared and you freaks confine to FF. Jared is a pretty popular site and he likes Brad and Angelina, while no sane person would visit FF without being disgusted by it.

By the way freakistons, this topic would have had just as many posts had she still been with bloaty Vince Vaughn. We were posting and laughing at her then, we’re doing it now. Don’t delude yourself into thinking she’s becoming more popular. That ship sailed when Brad left and it’s not going to come back. The most she can hope for now is follow her pal Courtney Cox and Debra Messing ’s examples and get a TV gig. She may have a career left there if she hurries.

B*tch please @ 06/11/2007 at 11:16 pm

I forgot. Why is she taking her clothes off to promote water? Yes, because everytime I drink water I feel so sexy I want to take my clothes off.blech.

The best comment on this talentless hag came from Entertainment Weekly.

“Jennifer Aniston is the new face of SmartWater. It is so pure it kinda makes you want to sleep with the more dangerous water across the aisle”.

Ouch! Who knew EW could be so snarky?Loves it.

bitch yourself @ 06/11/2007 at 11:18 pm

I honestly wouldn’t care what you losers say about Aniston if it could also be said about HoJolie.
You’re like simple little children that love to dish it out but can’t take it.

want to find out how big a joke you are?
Check the urban dictionary for your nickname. I’d type it,but I’m sure it’s one of Jared taboo words that might make you cry hahahahahahahaha

Reposting from last thread to see if I’m the only one thinking this:

The more I see these pictures, the more I’m confused by why people say Paul looks like Brad. I swear he looks like Vince

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/11/jennifer-aniston-easy-like-sunday-morning/

Seriously, receding hairline and all but without the bloat and spotty face. So, yeah, Jen has definitely upgraded from her last man (*Vince* not *Brad*. I feel the need to clarify)

I personally don’t see the hotness, but hey, I’ve never dated hot guys myself (except for current hubby who even Brad Pitt cannot top)

BTW, #178, thanks for reposting the Vogue interviews. I know you meant it to represent Angie badly, but all I see is her candor and sincerity and it truly corroborates everything Brad & Angie have said and done up until now. Love it!

the loons are afraid of the word ma.njaw
bwhahahahahahaha
poor little things, the truth hurts

Jared you are really shooting yourself in the foot pal….
no wonder you have to troll on ONTD to try and get hits.
good luck with your 12 regular loon posters.

She looks great, she really does…she should really thank the photographer.

chief red bull @ 06/11/2007 at 11:39 pm

of course the nickname is a flagged word.
Don’t let anyone call us that Jared or we’ll cry. whaaaaaaaaawhaaaaaaaaaaa

They will throw a full out tantrum when they see what it says on ubrbandictionary.

LrangeBoony

I wasn’t about to post again on this thread, but I have to respond to #178, who is lying or can’t read.

I have that issue of Vogue and have read the article. Several times, in fact. Angelina never referred to Jennifer until the author of the article brought her up during their interview. (”The elephant in the room” is a metaphor for something that can’t be ignored or avoided, no matter how much you’d like to.)

The author asked Angelina if she’d ever met Jennifer and Angelina told her honestly, they’d met in passing but not to sit down and talk. She also said that such a meeting would have to be initiated by Jennifer, but if Jennifer wanted it, she would be okay with it.

B*tch please @ 06/11/2007 at 11:54 pm

the loons are afraid of the word ma.njaw

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Yes, because the person most online bloggers refer to as the Man is Angelina right?Right?

ditto,

Don’t worry about Jared and his fanbase here. Obviosuly, people like Jared, Perez nd Lainey have gotten more and more famous over the last 2 years, getting gigs here and there nd appearing on red carpets. May I remind you that Perez was the first to post Brad and Angelina’s Kenya pictures, causing the site to shut down for few hours and making Perez (then only pagesixisxsix.com) instantly famous? Jared’s popularity is helped a great deal by Brad and Angelina supporters and you haters with all the hits, and of course by his great work in covering almost all celebrities. Two years ago not too many people knew who Lainey was. This year she covered Cannes. These are just examples. I do think that the whole Brad/Angelina/Jen saga made a lot of people richer and more famous than before. The tabloid industry is thriving in the two recent years where all magazines have increased circulation by a nice percentage. I remember most covers being about Brad and Angie and some other hag lingering in the background, riding their coattails. Oh wait! She’s still doing it, when she blatantly comes out swinging her boytoy right amidst Brad and Angie’s promotional tour.

lookingood @ 06/11/2007 at 11:54 pm

Jennifer Aniston looks absolutely fabulous. Whatever she is drinking and eating has certainly payed off. She looks healthier and happier than ever. Atta girl!

the only reason rags are flying off the shelves is because of the big scandel Angelina and Brad brought on themselves, dragging Jennifer Aniston through a totally humiliating ordeal. Stop laying blame on Jennifer Aniston when it was clearly Brad Pitt and Angelina’s dispicible behavior that started this circus.

Great pictures…Thanks Jared
Go Jen. Be Happy!

chief red bull @ 06/12/2007 at 12:03 am

198 B*tch please | 06/11/2007 at 11:54 pm
the loons are afraid of the word ma.njaw
==========
why else would it be banned here?
because it is Jolie’s nickname all over the web.

vivelle to SIMPLY ME @ 06/12/2007 at 12:04 am

Thanks so much for the link. THAT confirms to everyone that Brad and Angelina were meant to be together… Have u seen tha Diane Sawyer mention Angie and Madox during the interview. Funny how life is… suddenly he became her lovely son and she the love of his life. They complete each other….
VIVAN LOS JOLIE-PITTS

oh#191 bitch yourself @ 06/12/2007 at 12:05 am

jennifer aniston

1. jennifer aniston

Over-rated “actress” who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the allege hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently e1ect ni1ples, and for never wearing a bra.

“hey look it’s Friends but on the big screen…….no, no, ….it’s a jennifer aniston movie”

friends ni1ples braless divorced over-rated

2. jennifer aniston Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show…whats up with that

tags boring lame same ditsy stupid
by best definitions ever

3. Jennifer Aniston

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn’t.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you’re supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she’s hot and so you do. Why can’t you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

Brad Pitt is a dog, a ball-less one.
He’s a joke.

she looks good in the pic, and I think she has a great body, she has really nice legs.
A Good Girl!

I love smartwater. It’s really smart!

almostdiedlaughing @ 06/12/2007 at 12:36 am

190 B*tch please | 06/11/2007 at 11:16 pm
I forgot. Why is she taking her clothes off to promote water? Yes, because everytime I drink water I feel so sexy I want to take my clothes off.blech.

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omg!!!! i almost peed myself. that was too funny!!!

Jen aniston…simple but HOT!

She looks great, if they really are dating, they’ll be a great looking couple.

. Hey Jen - not only did you get yourself a hottie, but you have managed to piss off the loonies to the point that they are stroking out. If you yourself a baby bump, they’ll commit mass suicide. You go, gal.

MANISTON THE BOTOXED CLOWN @ 06/12/2007 at 12:54 am

1. Too low forehead
2. Beady, too close together eyes
3. Manly nose
4. Manly chin
That is one ugly broad.
And she is do damn desperat for attention, she keeps getting botox and taking her cloths off.

YOU ARE STILL UGLY *****. SO PUT YOUR CLOTHS BACK ON.!!!!!!!!

#213 STFU you are a total moron.

worth repeating

Jennifer Aniston Gets Behind Dumb Water
Filed under: not green — michael @ 7:02 pm
We’re a little late to the game on this story (we hate it when everyone else is having fun and doesn’t let us know!) but apparently Jennifer Aniston has decided to promote a bottled product called Smartwater. Oh, how deliciously wicked of her.

Anyone tuned into the environmental scene knows that bottled water is one of the dumbest inventions the human race has come up with. Yes, it has practical purposes in places where tap water is horribly wrong, but for the large majority of those living in the developed world, this is not an issue. It’s one of the reasons why UNICEF launched The Tap Project and why restaurants in San Francisco are starting to ban it in favor of tap water. We’ve been so brainwashed into believing that bottled water is better for us that we completely view any other alternative as a detriment to our health. Never mind the fact that tap water is more stringently monitored and more tightly regulated than bottled water. Never mind that of the 8 billion gallons consumed by Americans in 2006, only 15% of the bottles were recycled.

So, we’re definitely disappointed that Jennifer has become an investor and spokesperson for Smartwater — a label that claims to be a sports drink because of its infused electrolytes. Um, right. Sure, she’ll make lots of money — bottled water makes billions a year — but it’s just a strange move for someone who has been involved in charity work many times before and understands the desperation out there for access to clean water.

Let’s hope something “trickles” down in the end to make us believers again.

Brace yourselves…the REAL Aniston:

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3349/janosehy7hr8wa7tq5.jpg

Lol, brown eyes, brown mousy hair and a gigundo nose. But she was actually prettier then because at least it was HER. The only thing she hasn’t altered now is her chin, but I have a feeling a chin reduction is high on her priority list after fixing that “deviated septum”. I mean she can only camouflage it in so many ways.

It must get tiring being such a fraud.

And this:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=05&evt=jennifer_aniston_wedding&pic=jennifer-aniston-wedding50.jpg

BLEEEeeeaaaaargggghhhh!!!!! You can’t hide from a candid camera! No airbrushing option here biyatch! Look at that frightful mug….

Lainey called it and i beliEve it .Paul is a pretty boy but also a ***.Jen may cover for him like she did with Vince VAUGHN BUT VV IS/WAS VERY WELL LIKED IN HOLLYWOOD SO IT’S OKAY TO BE A BEARD FOR VV but AH NA NOPE NOPE NOPE JEN WILL CONTINUE TO SAY “THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP” BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT PAUL IS HE IS DEFINEATELY HER HIRED CO-WORKER. PAUL WILL DO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING JEN DEMANDS BUT HIGHLY DOUBTFUL HE WILL GET A HARD -ON NO MATTER HOW LOUD THE DEMAND
WHEN YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL IT DON’T WORK THAT WAY. PAUL IS A CUTIE FOR ENTRANCE DATES AND MAYBE A LOT OF FUN BUT WOULD BE A LIFELESS **** TO BE HITCHED ON TO .
JEN UNDERSTANDS HOMO’S AND HAS A NUMBER OF FRIENDS WHO ARE HOMOSEXUALS . HELL FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE IS ONE TOO???i PERSONALLY DON’T CARE BUT CAN’T BELIEVE ALL OF THE FUSS MADE OVER A *** PRETTY BOY.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE JEN HOOKED UP TO SOMEONE GOOODLOOKING AND SMART TOO BUT THIS ONE IS A GAME FOR TOO MANY DIFFERENT REASONS.

HO HUM JEN AND HER GAMES..GETS SOOOOO BORING..

no worries @ 06/12/2007 at 2:23 am

Brad threw Jennifer away two years ago. He has not said her name once (please grow up and don’t recite the tabloid BS) He could care less who she is bedding these days. If anything it just reminds his of the shallow person and life he left behind.

blah. too botox and short leg. Paul S aka K-fed Jr aka Poor man’s Brad Pitt look prettier than Jen.

Francophile @ 06/12/2007 at 4:47 am

At first, I thought the guy was hot but on a second glance he kinda really cute and handsome, a pretty boyish type kinda guy. He is not really hot in a mannish way like the like of Halle’s boyfriend who is really jaw dropping and a knock out who oozes raw sex appeal.

He has beautiful features and is tall but Gaby is taller, alluring and really hot, he has that hotness and charisma about him, just like Brad or Georges have.

That pic has been extremely photoshopped !

What type of bull **** is this? WHO CARES REALLY? I give a damn **** about Maniston.

pinkypaws @ 06/12/2007 at 5:16 am

I have often wondered why this woman was referred to as America’s Sweetheart. Now I have a better understanding of it .. looking at her. Pathetic .. don’t have the looks, don’t have the talent .. she doesn’t SHINE!!!
This woman is as GENERIC as they come!!! SPARE ME!!!! I need to get stimulated .. LIFE IS BORING AS IT IS !!!

Curiousgal @ 06/12/2007 at 6:29 am

Just wondering after her divorce she is taking her clothes off more often in mag covers and now this water ad. How mighty hard it is for her to convince the world or HW that she has IT Or why Brad would leave this beauty……” This pic was photoshopped so well .

Legs no way. C Diaz has better legs and longer too. JMHO…

stupidmaniston @ 06/12/2007 at 6:50 am

211 hahaha | 06/12/2007 at 12:46 am
. Hey Jen - not only did you get yourself a hottie, but you have managed to piss off the loonies to the point that they are stroking out. If you yourself a baby bump, they’ll commit mass suicide. You go, gal.

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or it’s the other way around.. when angie annouce she’s pregnat again Maniston will commit suicide hahahahah

beside Maniston will never be pregnant because her ovary is KAPUT… fortunately PMBP aka balding Paul is for sale that he can give lonely maniston rubbing her ass…

stupidmaniston @ 06/12/2007 at 6:56 am

btw anyone can hire Paul as long as you have the money…check the link..

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu6DuB2dGUkMB…ndmodels04.html

Escorts and Models by Gayscape
… Gay Porn Star Alec Powers. Homepage of gay porn star … All male, all gay adult store. Paul Sculfor. A site dedicated to British Super Model Paul Sculfor.

Great Pics, THEY ARE HOT..HOT…HOT ….I’m happy for you Jen, you look real and simply WONDERFUL…….

Jennifer is such a Loser @ 06/12/2007 at 7:12 am

161 Didi | 06/11/2007 at 9:03 pm
she can’t smile cos of that chin, if she does most likely all the planets will reallign
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

PRICELESS!!!

NOW I GET IT!!!! @ 06/12/2007 at 7:51 am

“He used to talk about wanting to be an actor but he was too busy with his modelling. He certainly has the looks to make a movie star. Maybe Jennifer can give him some tips.”

Paul to Huvane: “I can teach her some of my poses if she teaches me to act. I mean I’m no supermodel and she’s hardly Oscar material either, so yeah… I think this could work…”

The picture with Jen nude and Smartwater ad is GROSS!!! This does NOT make me want to rush out and buy the water. The nude picture of Jen makes me want to throw up. The Smartwater ads are tasteless and definitely NOT classy. Come on Jen, have some respect for yourself!

“Come on Jen, have some respect for yourself!”

She lost that when she did the Vanity Fair piece a couple of years ago. Since that time she has been stalking the couple via her pr campaign and has become a pathetic joke.

She isn’t nude. You can see the bottom of her
swimsuit and the straps. Look again loonies.
Looks like it is a one piece.

There are alot of jealous loonie hags on this site. LMFAO! This guy is way more handsome than Brad Pitt, if anyone has baby features, Brad Pitt does. LMFAO! example, HIS Ugly half formed pig nose.Brad Pitt does not come off as manly.

wether or not he is hotter than Brad, has no weight when you compare everything else Brad has on him,

Security
over 120 million more
a beautiful family
major clout in hollywood
was 100 milion dollars richer than Paul when he was Paul’s age
did not need a woman to launch his career
has way more balls than paul
owns a production company
can do modeling jobs and get payed a lot more than paul, who is a model
And has a real relationship with a beautiful woman.
Has a genticaly beautiful child so you know beautiful genes runs in his and Angie’s family,
and all their children will be very successful at an early age unlike paul,
who at 36, needed Jen aniston of all people to boost his career, how pathetic is that.
Need i say more?

She get naked for that stupid water!
How desperate !!!

hey u all, if u drink smartwater, u feel smarter!!!!! and u feel sexy getting ur photo naked!!! i assure u!!!smartwater is so pure , u can feel it!!!!very sexy, very naked, very smart!!! very smartwater!i am feeling sexy already and naked.

LOL look at the hags go! Cannot be happy for anyone in life besides their leaders. What a drag it must be for the hags family and friends, well that is if they have any (highly doubt it). Sad bunch of ladies … poor things.

What if is he is gay, how hot does he find her in order to change teams? Wasnt AJ gay for a while there too???

Brad is also Angelina’s toyboy if you ask me.

Every one in hollywood uses the other. Angelina is using Brad, Kidman uses Urban and viceversa but it does not stop them from enjoying each other. Grow up, people, Jen has moved on and in a big way. You are always screeching for her to move on you loonies and when she does, you start throwing tantrums. Man he loos HOT.

Security
over 120 million more
a beautiful family
major clout in hollywood
was 100 milion dollars richer than Paul when he was Paul’s age
did not need a woman to launch his career
has way more balls than paul
owns a production company
can do modeling jobs and get payed a lot more than paul, who is a model
And has a real relationship with a beautiful woman.
Has a genticaly beautiful child so you know beautiful genes runs in his and Angie’s family,
and all their children will be very successful at an early age unlike paul,
who at 36, needed Jen aniston of all people to boost his career, how pathetic is that.
Need i say more?

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Lets see what he has over Brad.

He is more gorgeous and taller. Nice for their kids.

Is not wash up or Leathery like Pitt.

May have done drugs but is clean. Pitt is the spokes person for Cannabis.

He has a more decent crowd than Pitt and his druggie friend.

Shiloh has the most dangerous Gene pool which includes a history of mental illness and sexual perversion on her mother’s side. Jen and Paul’s children will be normal and clever.

Above all, he will not runoff to Africa with his next modelling lady. Bwahhhhaaa

Need I say more?

Oh. I forget, must be more well endowed than Pitt who ladies have confessed has the smallest d!ck in hollywood.

JOLIE WAS NUDE ON TOP OF A MAGAZINE SELLING HER LATEST MOVIE. None of you complained. You go Jen, this guy is hot. Marry him and have your babies.

For those of you who say he used to do drugs (should you even be speaking when you are fans of two greast drug queens, Jolie and Pitt?)

Here is their reaction to drugs

Angelina Jolie:

‘I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated by it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.’

Brad Pitt:

‘If someone wants to do drugs…as long as he or she isn’t corrupting minors or driving under the influence or endangering others, shouldn’t a person have that right? ‘

I guess then Brad approves of Sculfor.

Hey did you know this at that Justjared fantancy land?

I guess Jen can have Paul with Brad’s blessing! Ha!

Ocean’s Twelve, the star-studded sequel to Ocean’s Eleven, has been filming around Europe over the past year. The stylish heist movie from filmmaker Steven Soderbergh stars Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, and Matt Damon. Also along for the sequel ride are Andy Garcia, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Bernie Mac, Don Cheadle, and Elliot Gould.
The script and locations for Ocean’s Twelve had been carefully kept secret, but a key scene was recorded in the coffeeshop “De Dampkring.” The owner, Paul Wilhelm, told media the lead characters are no strangers there. “We have Brad Pitt in our store a few times a year,” he said, “all incognito with a beanie and glasses. Just sitting there smoking some. We’ve had George Clooney in, too. They are just nice people.”

Partying on the set in Amsterdam apparently got pretty stoney due to stars’ easy access to legal pot. According to insiders, Warner Bros got word that the toking was causing production delays, translating into increased costs to get the film made.

Brad Pitt – who plays Rusty Ryan in the film and who is well-known to have a love for the weed – is said to have previously lived in Amsterdam for a few months in 1991. In fact, the architecture and remodeling junkie is rumored to own a place in Amsterdam’s Jordaan area in his multinational real estate portfolio.
It has been previously and widely reported that Brad Pitt is “hooked” on marijuana. As reported by the tabloids, the Pitts’ idea of a perfect night is getting high together at home. They allegedly smoke every day, and are open about their marijuana use and are happy to smoke in public or at parties.

Now There Are Real Friends, Like Brad Pitt,
Wearing A T-shirt That Reads, “I live for hemp.” – Late Gossip

From MSNBC
March 30,

Brad Pitt for marijuana - Cannabis Pitt

Brad Pitt seems to be replacing Woody Harrelson as the celebrity defender of marijuana. The star of “Meet Joe Black” was recently spotted at a party for the United Talent Agency wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a large cannabis leaf. Not long before that, he was seen at trendy Los Angeles restaurant Les Deux, in a T-shirt that read: “I live for hemp.”

(Marijuananews note: More celebrities need

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229 Susie | 06/12/2007 at 10:04 am
She isn’t nude. You can see the bottom of her
swimsuit and the straps. Look again loonies.
Looks like it is a one piece.
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(Flag This) You are right, she has a white costume on. Would she be the first hollywood actress to pose nude in an advert? Wasnt Angelina Jolie nude on Eqsuire magazine? When she is trying to pull of an image which is proving to be Mission Impossible 4? Wait, it must be since Brzad Pitt was supposed to be in MI 4 .lol

From Parade interview, Angie;

“I think that when I was in my early 20s, I knew, innately, that I wasn’t living an important life…I hadn’t found my way. i wasn’t giving very much…I like film. But at the end of the day, you wonder about your worth as a person.”

Above quote also applies to Brad before he left Jen.

I am afraid, Jen is almost 40 and still hasn’t found her way or purpose in life. This constant shallow lifestyle of tanning, exercising, hanging out with friends should have gotten old by now.

Stop just giving money to charity and get your butt off your yoga mat and volunteer! Take classes on acting!

No wonder all your fans talk about is how “hot” Paul is as if that’s all that matters. He is 36 Years old! What is he doing with his life?

243 Pat

What a laugh, any time a B&A thread pops up you hags go on for days on how hot the couple is .. even talking about how hot their body guard is and how cute the cheerios are … SHALLOW thru and thru. No run home to the other hags.

Mmmmmmm

You are not even making any sense! Brad and Angie are physically beautiful, but their lives are much more than looking “hot”. They have 4 kids; they are humanitarian; they visit refugee camps; they mingle with global key players to change the world for better; they have actual movie career. They found their way when they realized that constant self-indulgence and selfish living is not worth living.

Jen’s life will be great if she is in early 20’s, but she is almost 40! How can you admire someone who contribute nothing to the world, nor does anything productive aside from making herself look good? How is she different from Paris Hilton? At least Paris on in early 20’s.

Just wondering.... @ 06/12/2007 at 12:07 pm

… Why in the world is a woman almost middle-aged (pushihng 40) still being referred to as “America’s Sweetheart”?

Isn’t it time she grew up?

Brace yourselves, the REAL Aniston:

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3349/janosehy7hr8wa7tq5.jpg

Hmm, the only thing she hasn’t altered yet is her c-h-i-n….but I’m sure a c-h-i-n reduction is high on her piority list after fixing that “deviated septum”. I mean you can only camouflage it in so many ways. It must get tiring being such a fraud.

The thing is I actually think she was prettier then, because at least she was herself. Not THIS fright:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=05&evt=jennifer_aniston_wedding&pic=jennifer-aniston-wedding50.jpg

It’s written all over her face…”Do they know I’m a fake?”…

Watch out Jen, the man-eater is back in town from Prague.

Keep Paul close!

245 Pat

And you know Brad, Angie and Jen personally? Sorry I dont admire ppl I dont know and I am sorry that you do .. I wish you had real life inspirations to look for then celebs that you truly know nothing about, only about what you read about and that is the stuff that they want you to know. Just b/c you read about their lives, mean you actually know them? Classic!

248 Mmmmm | 06/12/2007 at 12:29 pm
245 Pat

And you know Brad, Angie and Jen personally? Sorry I dont admire ppl I dont know and I am sorry that you do .. I wish you had real life inspirations to look for then celebs that you truly know nothing about, only about what you read about and that is the stuff that they want you to know. Just b/c you read about their lives, mean you actually know them? Classic!

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And you Jen Hens claim to know everything about Brad and Angelina, just the same. Over and over you say they cheated. Were you there? You don’t know what happened. There’s much more evidence he did not cheat since Jen got so little in the divorce settlement. That’s proof right there. You claim to know all kinds of detals about Angie and what she thinks, and you are just telling lies.

LMAO !!!

This all JA love life with her presume new toyboy is hilarious and the juvenile cheap competition with the “he is hotter than X” is playschool ground, as if any decent woman of that age were supposed to choose a mate based on the beauty alone…very insulting, shallow for JA and women in general.

Let the woman, enjoy herself if true or decredebilise herself if it’s not, it’s her choice.

She isn’t relevant within her core business in her home country, and is definitely not outside of it. Just a middle age average looking wealthy gal who just needs some fun or tenderness and has the cash to land any pretty boy around.

No big deal.

People relax, like i said, let her have some fun, it’s her own life ! If that’s makes her fulfilled and happy then let her be.

stupidmaniston @ 06/12/2007 at 1:03 pm

247 anon | 06/12/2007 at 12:28 pm
Watch out Jen, the man-eater is back in town from Prague.

Keep Paul close!

sorry but Aj wont hire a cheap balding PMBP aka Paul when she have Brad Pitt only Maniston will hire a man to rub her ass because nobody will is she’s not paying them..

Better yet tell Maniston to keep Paul close away from Havune as you know Paul is also known as a gay for hire bwaaaawaaa

249 Molly

You would have to be deaf, blind and dumb if you dont think that B&A were getting it on during the movie and PLEASE dont now say that JA said it wasnt true. You hags love to say she is a liar except for that one statement. Now run along to the rest of the immoral hags.

#236 LUCY

He is more gorgeous and taller. Nice for their kids.

Is not wash up or Leathery like Pitt.

May have done drugs but is clean. Pitt is the spokes person for Cannabis.

He has a more decent crowd than Pitt and his druggie friend.

Shiloh has the most dangerous Gene pool which includes a history of mental illness and sexual perversion on her mother’s side. Jen and Paul’s children will be normal and clever.

Above all, he will not runoff to Africa with his next modelling lady. Bwahhhhaaa

Need I say more?
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SO IN OTHER WORDS, HE HOPES TO ACCOMPLISH AT LEAST HALF OF WHAT BRAD ACCOMPLISHED

AND FYI, THEY’RE BOTH THE SAME HEIGHT 6″ TALL IDIOT!!!!

I have a question @ 06/12/2007 at 1:27 pm

Maybe somebody can answer it:

Just what does Jennifer do all day long?

She seems to spend her days between the tanning salon and the hair stylist, shopping, and hanging out with her friends.

Does she ever do anything else? Like take an interest in something that doesn’t have to do with her and her inner circle?

It just seems to me that she is living a very selfish, wasted life, when she could be doing so much more and making a positive impact.

247 anon | 06/12/2007 at 12:28 pm
Watch out Jen, the man-eater is back in town from Prague. Keep Paul close!
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Get over it, hon. Jen has nothing to worry about. The “man-eater” has a real man. She wouldn’t touch Jen’s gigolo with a ten-foot pole.

Oh, and please don’t delude yourself that Brad is “jealous”. He couldn’t care less about the gigolo. As if any real adult could.

They will have very pretty babies. He is really a great cross between brad and oliver martinez. Yum.

I wish her nothing but true HAPPINESS!!

Brad wears a ton of makeup to hide all those craters and wrinkles on his face. He is losing his hotness.
Look at Ocean’s premier pics LMFAO

Nobody knows what Jennifer does behind the scenes to help society. just because she does not flaunt her good-doings doesn’t mean she doesn’t do anything. Lighten up and allow her to live her life. Stop judging the woman!

Mrs. Lenny @ 06/12/2007 at 3:10 pm

PAUL IS A B I TC H A S S POOR MAN BRAD PITT. AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. WHO AM I TO GIVE CREDIT FOR THIS ONE. PMBP HEHEHEHEHEH. I PITY YOU FOOLS.

BUH BYE FOOLS!!!!!. OH YEAH. YOU KNOW YOUR IDOL IS PIMPING YALL DON’T YOU. SHE IS USING YOU IDIOTS TO SPREAD THIS UNBELIEVABLE S H I T.

I KNOW BRAD PITT,HE IS NO BRAD PITT.

AMH WILL BOMB!!!! @ 06/12/2007 at 3:15 pm

Yet ((((another True & Bad Review))))

For A Mighty Heart:

(((A MIGHTY HEART WILL BOMB!!!))))

the tomato meter is falling at rottentomatoes… it was 86 last week, 78 this week:

for example:
A Mighty Heart, by Ed Gonzalez
Posted: June 7, 2007

Bad Michael Winterbottom movies are not uncommon, but none have been as useless as A Mighty Heart. The film’s only achievement may be what Premiere’s Glenn Kenny acknowledges as the director’s understanding that audiences are no longer able to look at Angelina Jolie onscreen without seeing Angelina Jolie. Winterbottom recognizes the actress’s iconicity as a force that must be reckoned with—which is to say, disguised. Except the tricks he employs to help the actress disappear into the film’s tapestry of uncertainty aren’t exactly new and reek of evasiveness. You could say they’re as transparent as this painstaking chronicle of a police investigation is gutless.

Asking no questions, giving no insights, and demanding nothing of his audience, Winterbottom dramatizes the last days in the life of Daniel Pearl in his typically cold, hyperventilating fashion: cinematography that looks like the walls of the Lincoln Tunnel, shots that don’t last more than five seconds, and lazy cultural specificity. His faux sense of urgency attempts to keep the blood pumping, except all it does is camouflage this historical recreation’s almost disturbing lack of resonance. Getting at nothing about Daniel’s wife Mariane (Jolie) as a woman or a journalist, or the ethical conundrum of Americans living in foreign lands, Winterbottom settles for a cliché portrait of a wife waiting for her husband to come home.

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They won’t have any babies at all, Sue, believe me. The last thing Jennifer wants to be bothered with is morning sickness and stretch marks and labor pains and getting up in the middle of the night and changing diapers full of poop. If she ever had a child she’d dump it on the nanny and never hold it or look at it from one day to the next.

Please don’t believe that tired BS about her helping society anonymously. As desperate as she and Huvane are for some good PR, if she was helping society she’d be shouting it from the housetops. I’m sure she tosses a few checks at a few charities every once in a while; it’s not like she can’t afford it. But, my God, this woman has the emptiest life I’ve ever heard of. No career to speak of, no family, no interests beside sitting in the tanning salon and blowdrying her hair all day long. No wonder Brad left. The woman is a crashing bore. She’s completely centered on herself and doesn’t give a damn about anybody else. I’d bet a dollar to a donut hole she can’t hold an intelligent conversation on any subject. If she gave half the proceeds from that Smartwater deal to developing countries in need of clean water, I’d have some respect for her. But you can’t respect a mindless twit who only cares about how she looks. The only difference between her and somebody like Paris Hilton is she hasn’t been busted for drunk driving. Yet.

Mrs. Lenny @ 06/12/2007 at 3:19 pm

Huvane is pimping Jenny to help his Gay Friend Paul with no Balls,jump start his lackluster career.

AMH WILL BOMB!!!! @ 06/12/2007 at 3:27 pm

NOW THE REAL REVIEWS ABOUT A MIGHTY HEART…..

About Jolie’s performance - CANNES: Trumpet the cause, don’t dwarf it + models dissed at the Du Cap, a Rolls ride and Clooney in zoom
By Liza Foreman

“When I did make it into the cinema to see “A Mighty Heart,” “We Own the Night,” and “Ocean’s 13” frankly I asked myself why I’d bothered. The first featured Angelina in one of, I thought, the kitchy-est performances of her career. Following on from the work of Jennifer Lopez in “Bordertown,” which was laughed out of the cinema at the press screening in Berlin, it makes you wonder whether it’s not better for actors of a certain stature to trumpet these causes rather than dwarf such important political films.”

PS…Ocean’s 13 BOMBED!!!! barely 33 million???!!

Angelina Jolie ((((dwarfed such important political film)))))

Jolie’s performance was (((kitchy)))))

A Mighty Heart WILL BOMB!!!!!! It’s unfortunate because Marianne Pearl deserves better.

To AMH will bomb @ 06/12/2007 at 3:35 pm

Talk about rotten tomatoes…

The Break UP 33%

Along came Polly 27%

Derailed 20%

Rumor Has It 18%

260 sue | 06/12/2007 at 2:35 pm
Nobody knows what Jennifer does behind the scenes to help society. just because she does not flaunt her good-doings doesn’t mean she doesn’t do anything. Lighten up and allow her to live her life. Stop judging the woman!
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What a load of crap. If you want to help, you need to bring awareness to causes that you support . Public need to know what and who need help, so the public can help . What is the use of hiding behind walls and helping .. I think she is hiding behind walls to hide her face and non-actions.

What is the use of selling and marketing a reap off SMART WATER product when people in africa doesn’t even have clean running water to survive on, you are trying sell some Gourmet Water to feed some egoist individual like Ms Aniston .. GEEZE …. sometimes I wonder where all the sensible braincells of her went to.

find madeleine.. @ 06/12/2007 at 6:36 pm

so when brad did his sell out commercials to japan..how much did he donate from his fee to charity??enlighten us…also apart from running people down on this post,what have YOU done for charity….if it’s all about charity,why don’t we put up and shut up!!!
easyto judge people you have no clue about from the safety of your computer,eh???

find madeleine.. @ 06/12/2007 at 6:44 pm

Basically,try looking at your own lives b4 you cast judgement on others…it is fundamental!
how easy is it to judge others…maybe get of the soap box and do something positive in what time you have left in this life…bit deep for you,well the truth can bite you like that..
we all do stupid things at some point in our lives ,just think about that when you spread this poisonous crap!

MANISTON's CHICKEN CUTLETS @ 06/12/2007 at 6:52 pm

I am amazed this Nobody has ANY fans.
WHAT exactly do you like about her?????????????

You, Man’s fans, are TRASH.
What “mental illness”?! You’ve never seen a person this collected, smart, gorgeous inside and out. Go watch Actor Studio’s (yeah, the one Man will never be on!!) video clips on utube - Angie said to Lipton that she checked herself for extra credit at her acting school.
Yeah, ANGIE AND SHILOH ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, AND THE HAPPIEST, GIRLS IN THE WORLD. AND THEY DESERVE IT. Too much to bear, I understand.

On the other hand, Maniston the Nobody said (in
Vogue) that her biggest loss ever was the death of her THERAPIST! How many of them did she kill?! And, that was AFTER that NASTY divorce.

Maniston is OBVIOUSLY INSANE, and an FUGLY
PIECE OF SH*T. That’s ALL THERE IS. Period.

find madeleine.. @ 06/12/2007 at 7:12 pm

270…
always good to hear a totally unbiased, in depth intellectual viewpoint.’FUGLY’…Yes,very bright!

MANISTON's CHICKEN CUTLETS @ 06/12/2007 at 7:58 pm

271
Forget “bright”, we are talking about Maniston.
Consider FACTUAL, instead.

249 anon | 06/12/2007 at 12:28 pm
Watch out Jen, the man-eater is back in town from Prague.

Keep Paul close!

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Yep, Jen better watch out coz the Man eater - Angie is the sort of woman who doesn’t passively sit by and whine and bemoan her losses. She goes out there and makes things happen and gets what she wants.

(1) She wanted to fly a plane and whadya know, she’s licensed to fly in America and the UK.

(2) She wants to help out in Cambodia and whadya know, she is working on Maddox Jolie Pitt Program and benefitting thousands of poor Cambodians including over 800 cambodian kids who get to go to school.

(3) She wants to help aids orphans and she’s gone and done it by setting up the Maddox Chivan Children’s Home for cambodian children afflicted with aids.

(4) She wants to help animals and whadya know, she is a patron who has actively donated and promoted to the Harnas Wildlife Sanctuary.

(5) She wants to influence matters in Washington and whadya know, she’s a member of the council for foreign relations and the honorary chairperson of the Global Action for Children, a non partisan group which has amongst its luminaries, Mpho Tutu, (otherwise known as Bishop Tutu), Gene Sperling, Director of the Center on Universal Education at the Council on Foreign Relations; Kay Warren, Executive Director of Saddleback Church’s HIV/AIDS Initiative, and wife of Pastor Rick Warren

(6) She wanted to act and whadya know, she has an oscar and 2 GG to prove she can.

(7) She wanted to make an action movie and whadya know, she’s got lara croft, still the most successful female action heroine.

(8) she wanted her mother to have the best medical care and whadya know, she provided for her mother the best medical care that money could buy so that her mother could live another 7 years and anyone who knows anything about cancer knows that that doesn’t come without the best medical care.

(9) she wanted to rid her life of critical, toxic people who won’t do their duties as father and husband and whadya know, she got rid of her sperm donor.

And oh my goodness, what I’ve listed here, isn’t all of her achievements. So, yes, if she wants Paul Sculfor, I’m sure she can get him. Lucky for Jennifer, Angelina doesn’t want a Poor Man’s Brad Pitt.

As for Jennifer, LOL. Brad Pitt was for her to lose and whadya know?? Jennifer did.

273 Ecorazzi | 06/12/2007 at 9:33 pm
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Excellent! Bravo,Bravo, Bravo!

Brad wears a ton of makeup to hide all those craters and wrinkles on his face.

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I agree, he wears too much make-up. I love Brad’s imperfections. Watching Brad age is like watching a work of art in progress.

Sorry jared, I know that was off topic for this thread.

Curiousgal @ 06/12/2007 at 10:30 pm

273
Ecorazzi

Thanks for the wonderful and true description of A. Jolie.
A remarkable woman. we can truly say she has HW swooning and DC/NY think tank mesmerized without selling a drop of water. ha ha ha….

273 Bravo Ecorazzi!

just a lil correction
Actually, Angie has 3 Golden Globes.

To #249

Why in the world would Angelina want the Poor Man’s Brad Pitt when she has the real Brad Pitt?

Poor Man’s Brad Pitt ROFLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, wasn’t Aniston linked to Kevin Federline too????

Jan Brady will try anything to revive her career.

And that guy - does he have a job? Male model? Hmm….that means unemployed.

Nice going Jan Brady ….hehe.

I hope this is true from (US Weekly) because Maniston deserves him. Since all the haters think he is better than Brad.

Jennifer Aniston and her latest love interest, model Paul Sculfor, 36, are getting hot and heavy (the two had a sleepover on June 9), but friends of the actress are worried that her new beau is not all that he appears to be.

On June 10, the U.K. tabloid News of the World printed lurid allegations about Sculfor’s past and called Aniston’s new beau a limelight-loving “cokehead” and a “serial womanizer.”

Though Sculfor, who entered rehab in 2004, is candid about his wild past, a pal tells Us that he was “really down” after the story broke.

(One embarrassing tidbit which a Sculfor source denies, details the Levi’s model snorting cocaine before a 1998 meet and greet with Nelson Mandela.)

At the same time, those who know the model say he is not above using Aniston, 38, for her fame.

“Before he moved to L.A., he told everyone he was going to find ‘a rich, lonely girl,’” says a source close to Sculfor, who relocated earlier this year. “Jen’s fallen right into his trap.”

For more details on the troubling allegations against Jen’s new man and the actress’ reaction to the news, pick up the current issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.

After looking at this guys picture closer, he does look alot like Brad. Something through the eyes. Kinda like in Snatch, Benico and Brad could of morphed into one another at the beginning of that movie. I don’t know, there is something about this guy that resembles Brad alot. Especially in the picture above.

It is being reported he is or was a drug addict and that he has latched onto Jen to further his career. I don’t know anything about that, but her name sure seems to be all over the media right now. Yesterday on ET she was adopting a baby, which has since been shot down by her rep.

Bizarre how these celebrities just appear at random times when other times they can disappear completely.

Anonymous | 06/11/2007 at 12:25 pm

Indie - I bought some and like it. It tastes like Fiji Water only far less pricey. I’m a coffee and coke drinker - hate water, but this stuff is good. In my area it sells for a buck thirty five for 33 ounces, screw top. We don’t have the sport bottles yet in Florida. Try some.

I bought a bottle this evening. I like it, it has a clean taste. Thanks. ^__^

june rixby @ 06/15/2007 at 1:24 pm

My god these two are gorgeous. They are lucky to have met. They look like the all American couple even though he is a Brit. He is stunning and so is she.

i like her AD. Jen haters need a friggin life. pillow mouthed angelina adopts kids and shows the world how humane she is. NAH!!! She’s a basketcase!! GO JEN!!!

tranor bixby @ 06/16/2007 at 10:30 am

To all you folks that think Angelina Jolie is a saint. Think about this. All of the humanitarian work that she and Brad do did not really start until after she caused the break up of Pitt’s marriage and then got pregnant by him before his divorce was finalized and by her own admission she did it on purpose. Sure she had adopted Maddox and may have done some work for the UN. But the real work came after she and Pitt got together. Do you think that it might have been a ruse to get everyone to not think about their behavior. In other words a distraction. Look at Angelina’s
past. The girl has some real issues where men are concerned, she even has some pretty strange issues with her own brother (remember the incestuous kiss). If Aniston had done something like that you guys, that do not like her, would have had a cow and called her all kind of names. We should at least not be cruel to any of these folks. They are trying to live their lives just like the rest of us. Some times they screw it up just like the rest of us.

Have anyone noticed that every single time they bash Jennifer, you see her get another award, another honor, now being asked to sit on the academy awards. I think that you all should just bash her til the end of time. Maybe, she will get a honorary Oscar. Everytime they bash her one more of the A-listers in hollywood embrace her. Now, you have to admit, if you can not promote your movies on Oprah, or Ellen, you have a very large portion of America that will not support the movie. I believe that was more than clear when it came down to AMH. It is clear that Jennifer is being embraced by hollywood, and Brangelina are being pushed out of hollywood. It is amazing. Things has surely changed in 2 years. I wish Brad and Angelina much happiness, although they look so sad everytime you see them. But, hey, I guess that is what misery is all about. Jennifer Aniston, baby girl, keep doing what you do, because you are doing it so well.

Theye were never ever a couple……..this was publicity that will be revealed later.

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