Separated at Birth: Jennifer Aniston & Paul Sculfor

To the left, Jennifer Aniston posing in her first ad campaign for smartwater.

To the right, her rumored British model boyfriend Paul Sculfor in a strikingly similiar pose.

Pics you might have missed: Aniston’s first smartwater ad here. Sculfor even left with her house on Sunday carrying a smartwater bottle.

Sculfor was filmed for Victoria Beckham’s reality TV show. Loads of his modeling shots here.

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To the desperados, #178

THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT:ANGIE BEING HERSELF: A VERY NICE PERSON WHO NEVER
SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ANYONE.
About hugging, she was not talking about
people she likes and loves, or about BRAD,
OR THE KIDS!
She OBVIOUSLY hugs them!

Maniston is a talentless wh*re with a big chin. nuff sed.

Didi posts-
”Maniston is a talentless wh*re with a big chin. nuff sed. ”
It gets posted right away. I even copy and paste it and it goes right though.

I change the names in the same sentence to Jolie and it gets ”moderated” and doesn’t go through
this site is pathetic
this site is pathetic
this site is pathetic

didi is a talentless wh*re

that’s real mature…you’re actually proud of that….pathetic

maniston chin
ma.njaw
HoJolie

bwuahahaha! sorry guys… i can’t help it!
man looks ugly. she can take her clothes off or whatever bitchy poses she tried, but she’ll never be hot! it’s not her gesture. she should keep her funny girl image. hot and sexy is not her stuff. period. and really, that face, sucks! that is not her best angle. they should choose another frame shot.

I figured it out now.
Jared has certain words flagged to ban
ma.njaw is not allowed hahahahahaha can’t draw attention to Angies big ma.njaw or call her HoJo ahahahahahahah

but maniston and chin are fine….
no wonder this site is a joke

B*tch please @ 06/11/2007 at 11:11 pm

Ditto,

Bitter much? That’s why we have Jared and you freaks confine to FF. Jared is a pretty popular site and he likes Brad and Angelina, while no sane person would visit FF without being disgusted by it.

By the way freakistons, this topic would have had just as many posts had she still been with bloaty Vince Vaughn. We were posting and laughing at her then, we’re doing it now. Don’t delude yourself into thinking she’s becoming more popular. That ship sailed when Brad left and it’s not going to come back. The most she can hope for now is follow her pal Courtney Cox and Debra Messing ’s examples and get a TV gig. She may have a career left there if she hurries.

B*tch please @ 06/11/2007 at 11:16 pm

I forgot. Why is she taking her clothes off to promote water? Yes, because everytime I drink water I feel so sexy I want to take my clothes off.blech.

The best comment on this talentless hag came from Entertainment Weekly.

“Jennifer Aniston is the new face of SmartWater. It is so pure it kinda makes you want to sleep with the more dangerous water across the aisle”.

Ouch! Who knew EW could be so snarky?Loves it.

bitch yourself @ 06/11/2007 at 11:18 pm

I honestly wouldn’t care what you losers say about Aniston if it could also be said about HoJolie.
You’re like simple little children that love to dish it out but can’t take it.

want to find out how big a joke you are?
Check the urban dictionary for your nickname. I’d type it,but I’m sure it’s one of Jared taboo words that might make you cry hahahahahahahaha

Reposting from last thread to see if I’m the only one thinking this:

The more I see these pictures, the more I’m confused by why people say Paul looks like Brad. I swear he looks like Vince

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/11/jennifer-aniston-easy-like-sunday-morning/

Seriously, receding hairline and all but without the bloat and spotty face. So, yeah, Jen has definitely upgraded from her last man (*Vince* not *Brad*. I feel the need to clarify)

I personally don’t see the hotness, but hey, I’ve never dated hot guys myself (except for current hubby who even Brad Pitt cannot top)

BTW, #178, thanks for reposting the Vogue interviews. I know you meant it to represent Angie badly, but all I see is her candor and sincerity and it truly corroborates everything Brad & Angie have said and done up until now. Love it!

the loons are afraid of the word ma.njaw
bwhahahahahahaha
poor little things, the truth hurts

Jared you are really shooting yourself in the foot pal….
no wonder you have to troll on ONTD to try and get hits.
good luck with your 12 regular loon posters.

She looks great, she really does…she should really thank the photographer.

chief red bull @ 06/11/2007 at 11:39 pm

of course the nickname is a flagged word.
Don’t let anyone call us that Jared or we’ll cry. whaaaaaaaaawhaaaaaaaaaaa

They will throw a full out tantrum when they see what it says on ubrbandictionary.

LrangeBoony

I wasn’t about to post again on this thread, but I have to respond to #178, who is lying or can’t read.

I have that issue of Vogue and have read the article. Several times, in fact. Angelina never referred to Jennifer until the author of the article brought her up during their interview. (”The elephant in the room” is a metaphor for something that can’t be ignored or avoided, no matter how much you’d like to.)

The author asked Angelina if she’d ever met Jennifer and Angelina told her honestly, they’d met in passing but not to sit down and talk. She also said that such a meeting would have to be initiated by Jennifer, but if Jennifer wanted it, she would be okay with it.

B*tch please @ 06/11/2007 at 11:54 pm

the loons are afraid of the word ma.njaw

___________________________________________

Yes, because the person most online bloggers refer to as the Man is Angelina right?Right?

ditto,

Don’t worry about Jared and his fanbase here. Obviosuly, people like Jared, Perez nd Lainey have gotten more and more famous over the last 2 years, getting gigs here and there nd appearing on red carpets. May I remind you that Perez was the first to post Brad and Angelina’s Kenya pictures, causing the site to shut down for few hours and making Perez (then only pagesixisxsix.com) instantly famous? Jared’s popularity is helped a great deal by Brad and Angelina supporters and you haters with all the hits, and of course by his great work in covering almost all celebrities. Two years ago not too many people knew who Lainey was. This year she covered Cannes. These are just examples. I do think that the whole Brad/Angelina/Jen saga made a lot of people richer and more famous than before. The tabloid industry is thriving in the two recent years where all magazines have increased circulation by a nice percentage. I remember most covers being about Brad and Angie and some other hag lingering in the background, riding their coattails. Oh wait! She’s still doing it, when she blatantly comes out swinging her boytoy right amidst Brad and Angie’s promotional tour.

lookingood @ 06/11/2007 at 11:54 pm

Jennifer Aniston looks absolutely fabulous. Whatever she is drinking and eating has certainly payed off. She looks healthier and happier than ever. Atta girl!

the only reason rags are flying off the shelves is because of the big scandel Angelina and Brad brought on themselves, dragging Jennifer Aniston through a totally humiliating ordeal. Stop laying blame on Jennifer Aniston when it was clearly Brad Pitt and Angelina’s dispicible behavior that started this circus.

Great pictures…Thanks Jared
Go Jen. Be Happy!

chief red bull @ 06/12/2007 at 12:03 am

198 B*tch please | 06/11/2007 at 11:54 pm
the loons are afraid of the word ma.njaw
==========
why else would it be banned here?
because it is Jolie’s nickname all over the web.

vivelle to SIMPLY ME @ 06/12/2007 at 12:04 am

Thanks so much for the link. THAT confirms to everyone that Brad and Angelina were meant to be together… Have u seen tha Diane Sawyer mention Angie and Madox during the interview. Funny how life is… suddenly he became her lovely son and she the love of his life. They complete each other….
VIVAN LOS JOLIE-PITTS

oh#191 bitch yourself @ 06/12/2007 at 12:05 am

jennifer aniston

1. jennifer aniston

Over-rated “actress” who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the allege hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently e1ect ni1ples, and for never wearing a bra.

“hey look it’s Friends but on the big screen…….no, no, ….it’s a jennifer aniston movie”

friends ni1ples braless divorced over-rated

2. jennifer aniston Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show…whats up with that

tags boring lame same ditsy stupid
by best definitions ever

3. Jennifer Aniston

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn’t.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you’re supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she’s hot and so you do. Why can’t you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

Brad Pitt is a dog, a ball-less one.
He’s a joke.

she looks good in the pic, and I think she has a great body, she has really nice legs.
A Good Girl!

I love smartwater. It’s really smart!

almostdiedlaughing @ 06/12/2007 at 12:36 am

190 B*tch please | 06/11/2007 at 11:16 pm
I forgot. Why is she taking her clothes off to promote water? Yes, because everytime I drink water I feel so sexy I want to take my clothes off.blech.

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omg!!!! i almost peed myself. that was too funny!!!

Jen aniston…simple but HOT!

She looks great, if they really are dating, they’ll be a great looking couple.

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