Separated at Birth: Jennifer Aniston & Paul Sculfor

198 B*tch please | 06/11/2007 at 11:54 pm
the loons are afraid of the word ma.njaw
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why else would it be banned here?
because it is Jolie’s nickname all over the web.

jennifer aniston

1. jennifer aniston

Over-rated “actress” who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the allege hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently e1ect ni1ples, and for never wearing a bra.

“hey look it’s Friends but on the big screen…….no, no, ….it’s a jennifer aniston movie”

friends ni1ples braless divorced over-rated

2. jennifer aniston Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show…whats up with that

tags boring lame same ditsy stupid
by best definitions ever

3. Jennifer Aniston

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn’t.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you’re supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she’s hot and so you do. Why can’t you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

she looks good in the pic, and I think she has a great body, she has really nice legs.
A Good Girl!

190 B*tch please | 06/11/2007 at 11:16 pm
I forgot. Why is she taking her clothes off to promote water? Yes, because everytime I drink water I feel so sexy I want to take my clothes off.blech.

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omg!!!! i almost peed myself. that was too funny!!!

She looks great, if they really are dating, they’ll be a great looking couple.

1. Too low forehead
2. Beady, too close together eyes
3. Manly nose
4. Manly chin
That is one ugly broad.
And she is do damn desperat for attention, she keeps getting botox and taking her cloths off.

YOU ARE STILL UGLY *****. SO PUT YOUR CLOTHS BACK ON.!!!!!!!!

worth repeating

Jennifer Aniston Gets Behind Dumb Water
Filed under: not green — michael @ 7:02 pm
We’re a little late to the game on this story (we hate it when everyone else is having fun and doesn’t let us know!) but apparently Jennifer Aniston has decided to promote a bottled product called Smartwater. Oh, how deliciously wicked of her.

Anyone tuned into the environmental scene knows that bottled water is one of the dumbest inventions the human race has come up with. Yes, it has practical purposes in places where tap water is horribly wrong, but for the large majority of those living in the developed world, this is not an issue. It’s one of the reasons why UNICEF launched The Tap Project and why restaurants in San Francisco are starting to ban it in favor of tap water. We’ve been so brainwashed into believing that bottled water is better for us that we completely view any other alternative as a detriment to our health. Never mind the fact that tap water is more stringently monitored and more tightly regulated than bottled water. Never mind that of the 8 billion gallons consumed by Americans in 2006, only 15% of the bottles were recycled.

So, we’re definitely disappointed that Jennifer has become an investor and spokesperson for Smartwater — a label that claims to be a sports drink because of its infused electrolytes. Um, right. Sure, she’ll make lots of money — bottled water makes billions a year — but it’s just a strange move for someone who has been involved in charity work many times before and understands the desperation out there for access to clean water.

Let’s hope something “trickles” down in the end to make us believers again.

Lainey called it and i beliEve it .Paul is a pretty boy but also a ***.Jen may cover for him like she did with Vince VAUGHN BUT VV IS/WAS VERY WELL LIKED IN HOLLYWOOD SO IT’S OKAY TO BE A BEARD FOR VV but AH NA NOPE NOPE NOPE JEN WILL CONTINUE TO SAY “THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP” BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT PAUL IS HE IS DEFINEATELY HER HIRED CO-WORKER. PAUL WILL DO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING JEN DEMANDS BUT HIGHLY DOUBTFUL HE WILL GET A HARD -ON NO MATTER HOW LOUD THE DEMAND
WHEN YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL IT DON’T WORK THAT WAY. PAUL IS A CUTIE FOR ENTRANCE DATES AND MAYBE A LOT OF FUN BUT WOULD BE A LIFELESS **** TO BE HITCHED ON TO .
JEN UNDERSTANDS HOMO’S AND HAS A NUMBER OF FRIENDS WHO ARE HOMOSEXUALS . HELL FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE IS ONE TOO???i PERSONALLY DON’T CARE BUT CAN’T BELIEVE ALL OF THE FUSS MADE OVER A *** PRETTY BOY.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE JEN HOOKED UP TO SOMEONE GOOODLOOKING AND SMART TOO BUT THIS ONE IS A GAME FOR TOO MANY DIFFERENT REASONS.

HO HUM JEN AND HER GAMES..GETS SOOOOO BORING..

blah. too botox and short leg. Paul S aka K-fed Jr aka Poor man’s Brad Pitt look prettier than Jen.

What type of bull **** is this? WHO CARES REALLY? I give a damn **** about Maniston.

Just wondering after her divorce she is taking her clothes off more often in mag covers and now this water ad. How mighty hard it is for her to convince the world or HW that she has IT Or why Brad would leave this beauty……” This pic was photoshopped so well .

Legs no way. C Diaz has better legs and longer too. JMHO…

btw anyone can hire Paul as long as you have the money…check the link..

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu6DuB2dGUkMB…ndmodels04.html

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