Jennifer Aniston: Adoption Papers Filed!

CLINIQUA | 06/13/2007 at 11:43 am
I called this, as soon as I saw Crowe with her baby.

See, this is how Maniston works - she can’t do sh*t under her own steam - she’s always too concerned over how sh*t will look…if she hadn’t had a close pal she could say she was ‘INFLUENCED’ by, she was afraid people would say she was COPYING ANGELINA JOLIE, and also that she had FAILED at her plan to ‘HAVE’ children.

But (if true) Crowe gives her a good excuse to say she’s suddenly had an ‘epiphany’ about adoption. As if she hadn’t been around damn near 40 years and seen a million other people adopt babies…even people that are her own friends.

Hahahahaha!! She is SUCH a famewhore. The leaks and plants by her and her PR team are so obvious — ROFLMAO, but using a baby to get publicity?!! UGH. That is just RANK.

This is a woman who said she would NOT ADOPT, that it was NOT FOR HER, a mere 12 months ago.

But Sheryl Crowe ‘adopting’ suddenly gives her the itch?

She is such a weak, sad publicity whoring follower.

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Waaa!! Brangelina fans, go discuss in your own thread. Dont give this false story hits. Let it die slowly and slowly!! Go to ur threads!!

LOL

“inspired by Sheryl Crow”
more like copying the Jolie-Pitt!!!

Fom her own mouth - She does NOT hav problems concieving.

She said her inspiration was Sheryl Crow not Brad and Angie? That’s rich! She is starting to concern me. Next thing we’ll here is the baby is from Cambodia or Vietnam. Excuse my snark, but really Jen. Adoption is a good thing and it isn’t new at all but why can’t she just admit who the idea came from?

bibs needed - to much foam. Lmao

She won’t be a mom, I don’t buy this story at all.
I’m LMAO at her fans thinking it’s true LOL
They’re so desperate for her to prove that she would be a mother, deep inside they know she ain’t maternal at all.
The truth is, they want Jennifer to accomplish, every single thing Brad and Angie had accomplished together for the last 2 years, that’s why they go nuts with these planted stories you know? her new beautiful HOT man, she’s adopting, she’s producing a movie and blah blah blah

ps: ^^that’s such an airbrushed pic of her!

i knew it! i knew she would do such a thing by Copying sheryl crow. I knew it. I said that to my friends and they wouldn’t believe me. I knew she would adopt a baby b/c sheryl has a kid, cox has a kid, even, lisa kudrow has a kid. Then you got violet, suri, shiloh, zahara, kingston, isabella,Jaden james, and all the other celebrities babies and she wants one too!! She only wants the baby b/c is another way for her to get publicity! She’ll be on every mags cover every week now if she’s got a baby. She wants to b fotografed in the park like Jgarner playing with her boy and then say to the world ‘look at me, i’m maternal after all!’ she’s so sick!!!
yukkk!! i hope this story is not true. she’d better do the right thing and **** paul gayman and if she can’t, at least get his sperm and get herself impreganted instead of rushing for a child purchase to be on a magazine cover. SIIIIIIICK!!!!

29 Didi | 06/13/2007 at 11:48 am
read the message again Amy. I said her NEXT BABY and there will undoubtedly be another.

Only reason she is using the same agency as sheryl crow is because she can’t be ar*sed visiting a god forsaken shithole full of black kids with flies in their eyes. she can’t do without her weekly hollywood beauty regimen not to mention her $10,000 a bottle hand sanitiser.

Maniston is trying to portray an image, that image being ‘hey look at me, i’m moving on with my life. I hired a gay english nobody to play my boyfriend and i’m also adopting a son to prove i am not a shallow self obsessed conceited ***** who’s about as maternal as jack the ripper’
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ROFLMAO!!

Check it — believe me, this is NOT a coincidence, Maniston suddenly appearing in these new tabloid dumps like crazy!!

Stephen Huvane and Maniston were well aware of Brad & Angelina’s schedule, as Brad’s agent gave it to the press - ‘Huvaniston’ has ORCHESTRATED all of this, and it is PATHETIC.

Brad & Angelina were/are promoting O13 in Cannes, Hollywood, and Las Vegas — also promoting A Mighty Heart in Cannes and NYC. This was/is planned to take place over a 2-week period. Basically it’s just an intensive promo and press junket for their respected projects (O13 & AMH).

WHY, would Maniston pick the EXACT SAME TIME FRAME, and over the space of ONE week do the following??:

1)Announce her shilling for DUMB water ads (with ads that make her nose look as big as the water bottle she’s holding)

2)Have HUVANE get PEOPLE Mag to run a story about her new boy toy.

3)Have HUVANE deny the story to US Magazine.

4)Have HUVANE set up staged pics of said balding model exiting her house a few days later for the tabloids.

5) Have HUVANE leak another tabloid story to about ADOPTION.

6)That he (HUVANE) will of course DENY any minute now. LMAO.

All of this is timed so that bits on Aniston concur in the same rags, mags and Enertainment shows that are running pieces on A Mighty Heart and Ocean’s 13.

She’s had PLENTY of time to release all this stupid sh*t — all was quiet on the western front for several weeks and months from this b*tch and now she and her PR b*tch HUVANE are taking a tabloid dump every week, then issuing non-stop statements in the middle of AJ promoting her movies??? COME. ON.

I guess she was more upset about ‘A Mighty Heart,’ than we thought?? ROFLMAO. The amazing ‘tour de force’ reviews must have sent both HUVANE and Aniston into a f**king TAILSPIN!! Bahahahaha!! So that’s why we have both she and HUVANE dry humping the tabloids ina frenzy - ‘Jen’s New F*ck toy!!’ Jen’s Having a Baby!’ Jen’s Selling water!’ BAHAHAHA!! :lol:

This is pretty hysterical, and I can’t help but think HUVANE just has a nasty boner for Brad, and hates Angelina his damn self - so he’s just suggesting every move under the sun to use the no-talent TV sit-com HACK as a stick to prod ‘The King & Queen’ of Hollywood, and ride their coattails…little does he know they could give a sh*t about Jennifer Aniston….

…believe it or not, the ‘triangle’ and coattail riding doesn’t make people LESS inclined to see Angelina or Brad - it drives MORE people to the theater (the old adage, ‘no such thing as bad publicity,’ is actually true).

The real LOSER is the joke that is Jennifer Aniston. While Brad & Angie are doing GOOD WORK (Babel, O13, A Mighty Heart, TGS) having babies and raising their family….

….HUVANE is having a ball spending Maniston’s money and ruining what’s LEFT of her legitimate career!! GO STEPHEN GO!!! HAHAHAHA!! People in HW know exactly what HUVANE (and she) are up to.

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U.S citizens cannot adopt from Cambodia at this time Lolly Pop. Do your homework before you try and insult someone.

Woa, man! She still looks like a man on that cover…

There is no Feud. It’s all in the past.

I think what people should see is Jennifer Aniston is never sincere, coherent and consistent in her interviews and thought process.

This shows how messed up she is up in her head.

She does not know what she wants, does not want, who she is , who she isn;t.

Bottomline, she is insecure, she does not have a mind of knowing who she really is besides listening to her Publicist who manipulated and created a fake identity which molded her to be who she isn’t. ‘

I think she has to wake up and reflect on herself first before trying to AFFECT an innocent baby’s life.

It’s almost 3 years since she has been single yet she hardly did anything significant with her life. SAD !