Sun, 17 June 2007 at 2:28 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal: Sleeveless in the City
Fitness buff Jake Gyllenhaal carries a bottle of smartwater (Jennifer Aniston is currently the spokesperson) home, returning from a workout at the gym on Saturday in New York City.
Later in the evening, Jake and a female friend, along with his mom Naomi and her friend, dined out at hip Indian restaurant Bombay Talkie in the Chelsea neighborhood.
What’s Jake got in his mouth? Coffee stirrer?








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65 Comments
He’s so gorgous!
hellooooooo, jake. :-)
SO HOT !!!!
Guys a homo.
Mmmm…gorgeous guy and he seems like such a nice guy too.
hes completely adorable, i just want to eat him up…
..or at least make out with him!
I’m starting to think he’s a f@g too.
Jake makes my day better
I have a shitload of that water. It was a $1 last week @ CVS and its not bad at all.
Oh you have a shitload of that water - cool, what does it taste like?? Lol
Hot!
gosh these glasses are so 1994!
yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the most gorgeous actor ever.
just beautiful.
Is that smart water he’s got in his hand? HEHE
IT IS!
IRRITATING
7 [Famous Fug Face] | 06/17/2007 at 2:49 pm
I’m starting to think he’s a f@g too
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I AM STARTING TO THINK YOU ARE A *** TOO.
what a giant
c o c k f a g
@Didi - ouch jealousy hurts….
Jake looks sexy as hell!
Love him! So sexy!!
And there seem to be some ******** posting here. Guess they must be **** too.
Thanks for the pics!!! I tried SmartWater last week too-it’s great!!! Wise choice Jakey!!!!
Hey, don’t use words like f*g, it’s really insulting. Maybe he’s gay/bi maybe not, who cares really? Stop being so f*****g homophobic, it’s 2007 for god’s sake!
He’s had a shave!
Maybe it’s his pacifier that mommy gave him the other day. He is gay, right?
So now he’s shilling for smartwater too - what a dummy, and he’s not even getting paid. Do yourself a favor Jake, drink tap. You’re drinking it anyway. Donate the 5 bucks you paid for that to big brothers.
Fagulous!
Hey Heb: Take your sophomoric, homophobic comments to Dlisted or Perez!
BTW: Jacob ain’t gay, trust me on this.
Nasty little trolls are out. Too bad. Jake made it perfectly clear he’s straight. He’s also gay friendly. Some of you OTOH, are homophobic jerks. But enuf about you.
Damn he is so sexy !!!!
I love the way he looks!! Totally. I also think it is SO WRONG for the paps to be literally at his front door of his house. Rotten. The laws need to be fixed. That is a gross invasion of his privacy. I can understand when he is walking down a street or at a restaurant or a store, but his home should NOT be violated like that. Especially knowing that now anyone is a pap and many of them have criminal records and are felons with cameras.
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what’s wrong with him drinking smartwater?
If it was Poland Springs would he still be dumb..
He creepy how he walks.
10 [Famous Fug Face] | 06/17/2007 at 3:27 pm
Oh you have a shitload of that water - cool, what does it taste like?? Lol
It tastes like.. water. :lol:
Actually I prefer it over the other brands. It has a clean taste. I like, and I couldnt care less who promotes it. ^__^
7 [Famous Fug Face] | 06/17/2007 at 2:49 pm
I’m starting to think he’s a f@g too.
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I’m starting to think you’re tinhat too.
Do you know what that means?
OMG - Strong arms & healthy, athletic look..
People shouldn’t throw the word “f*g” around here, considering the editor of this site you so regularly visit and gives you hours of entertainment for your dull lives is gay himself.
And I agree with some of you, smartwater has a great taste but is just overpriced purified tap water.
Lol. Indie, there so many different brands of water out, to me their all the same. I also could careless who promotes it.
Imagine: disliking a brand of ‘water’ because of [insert name]
brian, good job ~ Fug’s clapping for you - brilliant post, want a cookie?
Can I just say. Jared has the best gossip site on the Internet. And he gives great information and it’s smart and cool. No mean, nasty, snarky, petty comments here. So y’all can take your stanky butts on away from here and go see your buddy Perez or Michael from dlisted.
****** and trolls will feel more at home there. Bye, bye, now! LOL!
Famous Fug Face, clapping for me? How clever i
am! No,i want a bottle of smartwater.bwahahaha!
OMG! Jake is totally hot! He alters my system hormone.
I think he’s pissed. what the hell are the paps doing? They are simpley stalking him to his home. Leave Jake alone please.
BTW, He’s hot except when he wears a beard.His beard turns me off.
personally I never found him that hot! he’s handsome and looks classy but there’e no hotness in him! I saw him in Cannes, actually he has no personality, very shy never open his mouth, he was totally overshadowed by his other co-stars
LOL @ Frenchie.To me he had all the personality and was great in all the Cannes interviews. And looked amazingly sexy and HOT!
i admire him so much
love love love
my friends and i saw him after dinner walking with his mom in the lower west side. he’s so tiny! i thought he would be taller - his imdb says he’s 6′0 - but, he couldn’t have been more than 5′7″. anyway, i made a point to say, “hi jake!” but, he wasn’t very friendly at all.
Olivia, Jake is 6′0. I have seen him in person too. And maybe he didn’t hear you when you said “hi”.
[45] when you seen Jake did you run up on him with a measuring tape and tell him to stand still while you measured him?
If he was gay, so what? Stop being homophobic and GROW UP.
Fug Face, you really are a an ass-hole.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH LA LAAAA!!
Ok [What]I guess you didn’t measure him, Lol so you have no idea how tall he is.. STFU
No, Fug Face, it is you that really needs to STFU.
LMAO at Fug Face vs. What, you guys crack me up. Actually i think he’s at least 6′0, i mean Heath Ledger is 6′2 and he seems two inches shorter tops. I haven’t seen him in RL but he seems pretty tall.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey my boys. They are the best actor out there and I love those sunglasses
Derek, you drunk?
I think he looks shorter than he is because his head is so enormous. You see someone from a distance and you assume they have a normal sized head and use this to judge their size overall, but in Jake’s case this would leave the impression that he must have a tiny little body. :’P
He’s actually built like a tall person except for that, with long arms and legs. He slouches terribly, he’d probably gain an inch if he would stand up reasonably straight!
holy crap! my mouth dropped to the floor when I saw these pics omg those arms YUMMY!!!!!!
Jesus! Besides gay, Jake lies his height! LOL!
Anom. your comment is stupid.
I think he has a lollypop in his mouth. Something to suck on. His height is probably closer to 5′11″ than 6′. And why, Olivia, would you expect him to respond to you? As far as he is concerned, you are n-o-t-h-i-n-g, possibly an annoyance at best. As for no personality, what is striking about him in TV interviews is that he DOES seem to have more genuine personality and sense of humor than 99% of movie stars. He radiates “nice-guyness”. Unlike many movie stars he seems to have had a mainly normal upbringing, in a relatively rich family, and probably has fewer psychological problems than most. Still he must crave attention or he wouldn’t be in acting.
Are his eyes really blue? He wears contact lenses, I have heard, and those can be colored. Some photos I have seen make his eyes look kinda greyish at best.
Yes Hal, Jake’s eyes are blue, not colored contacts. His parents and his sister all have blue eyes, so does he. Blue eyes always change a bit of shading depending on what the person is wearing. So yes his eyes can look grey-ish or green-ish but check out any picture where he wears a blue shirt and his eyes glow. They are one of his best features.
i love him sooo much ! he is hot!
i love jake so much! he is the best ever. he is so hot!
yeah, he+s a ***
yeah, he+s a *** so what next??
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