OlderTue, 19 June 2007 at 3:21 pm
Katie Holmes Has Napkins in Her Dress
Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes slap on their formal wear and head out for a night on the town in Cap d’Antibes, France on Tuesday.
Can somebody explain Katie’s dress to all of us?
No, the wind isn’t blowing it up. But it looks like a couple of folded napkins are stowed away in her skirt in case of emergency!
Hey, maybe Katie’s a messy eater…
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I’m surprised Tom has been approving some of these new clothes of hers. YIKES Very short, almost makes her look cheap! haa haa haa
He is way too controlling! Everytime I see pics, he is holding her hand so tight it looks painful for her. In some pics earlier, his hands were red after letting go of hers. WOW!
I hope that he isn’t as controlling IRL as he appears to be in pics!
lol #2
Wow, I also just noticed, she wasn’t smiling in any of the other pictures! She must not have realized there were cameras shuttering or she would have had that stupid grin for sure!
oops, meant #1
I think aliens abducted tom cruise. what has happened to him? he looks like dustin hoffman. it’s like his veneers fell off, he let suri cut his hair, and he broke his nose again, started taking antidepressants, got bloated, and fired his stylist.
Tom needs to get his ass back on his spaceship and head back to Planet Crazy Pants.
Tom cruise is short!!
Tom looks attractive, but I don’t like Katie’s dress. She looks better in simple outfits with a splash of color.
It’s from Armani Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2007 collection.
Check it out on http://www.vogue.co.uk under Shows.
In WHAT picture does Tom look attractive? You’ve got some serious bad taste. He must feel like such a pathetic, fat loser in front of Beck.
I kinda like the dress, but I think she has a couple of shirts and pants tucked in there in case Tom spills something-
Someone’s obsessed with TomKat today.
It’s wedding cake inspired. I guess.
I’m not sure how anyone can be expected to take these two seriously. Which is why they make such good humor, of course.
One has to feel sorry for Katie. She used to be attractive with a sparkle in her eyes. She’s now assimilating the vacant Vix look.
On a positive note, Suri is a cute kid. Where are their two older kids lately?
Tom’s Fresh.
She really is surprisingly pale. I mean I thought I was pale but wow! I look like I have been on a beach for a month next to her. It looks good on her but I just never really noticed how light she was until the pics at the Madrid game and then again here. She is almost the same color as her dress.
#16, She’s obviously not the type that has a skin that goes dark when on sun. she has a sensitive skin obviously.
I’m sure she stays away from the sun aswell, it’s not like it’s healthy burning your skin.
Let me look at Katie’s arms to see if there any bones or veins popping out.
Nope - looking healthy, old.. but healthy.
Tom, get a haircut for G sake! He looks like a 10 yr old little boy. As for Mrs. Cruise, if you can’t walk in the heels don’t wear them. She’s got to look at her feet every step she takes! LOL!
It doesn’t do her any justice, for all the shopping this girl does … what a bad choice.
Maybe she feels sick. Cheer up!
She’s horrible
and Tom looks like NOTHING
why is she looking more and more like Posh these days!!
Did Posh let her borrow one of her clothes she so much wants to look like Posh like its a good thing ewwwwww she cut her hair and shes no dressing like posh get your own style Katie girl and whats with this royalty treat the way she’s walking like here come the queen of England or may I add queen of aliens loooool
now this one bothers me! whaaaat??? scientolohy-prescribed outfit? one that defies gravity, of some sort. fine, fine tom, just fine.
Still…arrrggghhhh!!!!
Fashion victim. Nuff said.
tom is way too fat, he´s reaching his mid-forties and not aging well, short, fat, silly haircut, ridiculous shoes, he is a mess and waayyy too annoying overplayed! and katie needs a fresh air, i like her, but it´s taking a toll on her being an unhappy wife to a attention-sucker like tom, this proves that no money in the world can buy you happyness
So, Suri’s there w/ them…. are the other two kids just back in LA w/ their Scientology tutors?
The “problem” with Katie is her posture. She stoops over and holds herself like (excuse me, grandma) an old lady. She may wear cute things, but kills the overall look with her terrible physical posturing.
On the other hand, Posh’s outfits are ridiculous, BUT she holds herself really well and ends up looking not so bad. I guess it’s all an illusion, huh?
I remember when Tom Cruise was incredibly hot. Those were the days…
#28-I think the other two are in Australia with their mother. I read somewhere that they were out there for either a couple of months or the whole summer.
Can’t Katie walk down the stairs without assistance? They look ridiculous in those sunglasses.
She looks awful, the clothes that she wears don’t suit her. She needs are REAL STYLISH not Victoria Beckham…
Katie is PRETTIER and TALLER than her, what makes her think Victoria wants her to dress better than her???
She’s more stupid than I thought! Tiny Tom has lost so much respect & credibilty since he came out (with sciencetology, not him really being gay AND hiding behind a girl with a one digit IQ who believes he loves her & not Beckham. If he plays his cards right he would bag David he isn’t clever at all).
These 2 make me laugh and gringe at the same tinm.
This is the second pic in about 3 days where they have both been wearing almost matching cream-colored outfits. Whose idea is that? That seems to be as juvenile as Britney switching outfits with her goofball friends.
At least Katie is trying with her outfits to be classy — although she doesn’t always succeed. It usually makes her look way older. And Tom — while he doesn’t have three pieces suit here, he seems to be dressing older too — and he just comes across looking stupid, because he has a silly haircut that doesn’t work with that formal of attire.
I wonder if Katie can lend this dress to Britney — Brit always seems to spill stuff on her clothes, so now she has some napkins along with it to mop her mess up.
It’s time for those ******’s to grow up! They look like they are going to the ******* prom for Christ’s sakes! Katie’s dress just looks stupid & so does short Tom.
I like it.
Tom use to be some what cute that is true. Now hardly,seriously what is up with his hair cut? That hair cut is terrible. It makes his snoze look even bigger.
The space shades are a little bit much. Katie’s hair is not bad.I read they take little Suri who is so cute to the hair salon to have her hair done, this news was on a hair site not tabloid mag.
I think the dress is nice, but I agree with her posture being bad. The purple shirt Tom has on? Wont even guess or imply. Katie I still like her, I just hope she is not as unhappy as she looks.
All of Poshes outfits are not that bad.
. . . there is just something not right about these two; maybe marriage adjustment? the vibes they are giving is that there is something wrong, and they are both conspiring to hide “it”.
hugly dress, short man, robbot wife!
Her designer does not like to design for her. He is trying to send her a message. She is not getting it. He and his staff are laughing their heads off, and probably charging Tom ten times retail.
What happened to her? She looks like she’s the same age as Tom!
WAKE UP KATIE HE’S SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF YOU!
Katie needs a good stylist. Someone that will show her proper posture, the way to best move to show off these clothes, and of course, to pick clothes that fit her coloring, body style, and the event. She doesn’t have the innate feeling for style that Nicole Kidman had–and sometimes has now (she’s gotten so casual since Keith). She’d, Katie–would look better if she looked more confident and wore things that flattered her figure.
sorry katie, but i hate your new hair and that dress is terrible.Her legs are not in good shape and she looks tired and unhappy.
No way this couple will stay together a long time!
since he divorced Nicole, Tom is “vulgar” and almost total “crazy”.I used to be a fan. but he changed a lot…Katie is not the right woman to him, she is almost a kid yet!
since the divorce nicole has really fell off. damn I guess Tom was the glue holding her together. =]
Don’t tell me that she actually bought this dress! Oh gosh!
This dress should not worn, even after someone pays you to wear it.
Katie should not wear high heal because she doesn’t stand good with them.
She looks horrible!!! IMO, Tom has the hots for Posh and wants Katie to dress like her. Katie has no respect for herself….she sold her soul!!!! Now she’s just a big joke!
OOOwwwww, child, don’t let her hit you with her razor-sharp knee!
what happened to katie..she used to be gorgeous.
now she’s so skinny and narrow and has aged 20 years.
bring back youthful katie!! :(
**** all of you sissys! Maybe her breat was sweating! you know for tose of us that actually have some, they do sweat from time to time!
typo(breast)
I can’t remember…..when did Tom Cruise become a joke? Wasn’t it when he started dating Katie Holmes, jumping on sofas and acting like a horny school boy in public? I don’t remember people making fun of him and calling him names before he started seeing her. Does anybody know?
Her tampon’s showing. With that haircut she looks like a boy. Tommy likes little boys.
Looks more like a roll of paper towels than napkins. And the reason she looks bad is because she has morning sickness plus time change. You girls know how bad that must be.
Is it just me or are they trying to become the next set of BECKS? I think with Tom’s money Katie is trying become an A list celebrity. Before him she was more a C lister and now with the fame and wealth that she received marrying him she has changed completely from 2 years ago. Just because the label says couture doesn’t mean it looks good let alone looks good on you.
I agree with someone who say Tom is getting more ugly by day…His days are offically over. First I though it is because he is over weight but even after he lost much weight he still look something missing in him. Katie looks ok. But she looks she is trying so hard to me that make her a little .
What is more surprisng for me about this two is: in the past two years they never been seen out going beach not even in thier honeymoon. Why all the sudden now? and Why is that every time shiloh picture surface Suri’s photo come just right behind?
Horrible dress. I agree with Maria about Katie’s posture. If she only stands straight and erect, chest out, she wouldn’t look hunchback or will be one day. Her hair would have been fine if she just style it up a bit. Too flat and lifeless. And as for Tom - why doesn’t the man realize his hairstyle is totally wrong for his age. Unless his using his bangs to hide the lines in his forehead. He looks best when his hairstyle was like in Top Gun or just short.
The look on Katie’s face is so serious “oh my gosh, here comes the stairs, hold my hand Tom”. anyways, her upper body looks so manly, her legs are nice though.
Is it just me or is Kate looking like Victoria Beckham? Don’t grow up too fast Kate just coz you’re married to Tom Cruise. act adn dress your age! - YOUNG!
…forget her sartorial mishap; what is truly unfortunate is how he is increasingly rodent-like in all the pix.
bizaar…
He’s always leading her by the hand. She represents his youth and he’s going to hang on, darnit!
i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the dress, she loos so chic and smart and classy as well
Leave them, why are you people so hateful, she looks cute. They look so nice together and if hitting at them is how you get you kicks, then you are more misreable than I thought.
Katie is a natural beauty. This new hair suits her. Makes me want tpo crop mine. Love the way Tom treats her like a queen. Love her shoes too. That dress is gorgeous.
Katie is one hot mama. If you don’t like it, sorry!
I actually love her legs. They are not skinny and can carry off high heeled shoes.
She’s becoming a beautiful lady.
She does look hot in that get up and I can’t see what most of you are bitching about.
Katie is just a cute thing and Suri is going to be as beautiful as she is. Love the dress. She also has great legs.
Love her. Think she is a really great girl and Tom should treat her like a princess. Suri is one beautiful thing. I know she is not here but I cannot stop myself.
Katie is what timeless beauty is about.
Katie, come back to the land of normals, creepy spice and creepy Tom are ruining your looks!!!
Her legs are very hot. Good that she’s showing them off some more.
Tom and his robot
It looks like a rose bud.
Katie looks hotter
than ever. So nice to see her legs because she always dresses so conservatively.
Tom looks like The Beatles did when they came to America in the 1960’s. They should fire his and Katie’s hairdresser.
Good posture can pull off almost anything. I think it’s typical when you’re standing next to a short guy. Nicole really owned being 6′ in her heels next to him. If Katie were standing tall with shoulders back that dress could be, well maybe not great but better. It would also help people not notice that big wad of left over fabric.
I have to agree with the poster about Katie’s posture. Her shoulders are sloped, and she holds her head too low. Perhaps she is subconsciencely trying to appear shorter for Tom’s sake? And I agree again that Tom needs to tend to his image a bit. I am glad he is happy about his family, and personal life, but he is looking very average these days, and he really needs to look like the star he is. Now, more than ever.
HELLO GORGEOUS!
Tom and Katie do not care what you LOSERS on this forum have to say. You are just jealous LOSERS…hahahahahahahahaha
Katie is beautiful. They are a happy couple.
uhmmm….let me just say that katie is definitely not channelling classy ladies like jacki o and kate hepburn. i read that comment from the other thread where people are gushing over them. she looks more like she’s trying hard to be classy. don’t overdo it girl…and don’t sweat it. and she doesn’t have great legs too…i’m sorry.
Katie Holmes is still kinda cute but her dress wasn’t.
I think they both look good. The dress looks amazing.
shes so ugly,i hate her,and this dress dont suits her!!!she tries to be like a Viki,almost the same haircut,and big sunglasses,but she looks like a cheap doll!!!!!!!!!
TOM IS BEAUTIFUL
That is a hideous dress. She looks very muscular in it, her legs look huge and she has cankles. She always looks better in pants or longer skirts, minis are not for her.
These guys are such a joke! Tiny Tom looks dumpier and Katie looks dumpiest! He’s looney-bins and unfortunately, Katie will never be a class act - no matter how short she cuts her hair, and no matter how many couture dresses she may wear! She just doesn’t have what it takes! There is not a shread of elegance about her!
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