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Katie Holmes Has Napkins in Her Dress

Katie Holmes Has Napkins in Her Dress

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes slap on their formal wear and head out for a night on the town in Cap d’Antibes, France on Tuesday.

Can somebody explain Katie’s dress to all of us?

No, the wind isn’t blowing it up. But it looks like a couple of folded napkins are stowed away in her skirt in case of emergency!

Hey, maybe Katie’s a messy eater…

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Fashion victim. Nuff said.

tom is way too fat, he´s reaching his mid-forties and not aging well, short, fat, silly haircut, ridiculous shoes, he is a mess and waayyy too annoying overplayed! and katie needs a fresh air, i like her, but it´s taking a toll on her being an unhappy wife to a attention-sucker like tom, this proves that no money in the world can buy you happyness

gizmatage @ 06/19/2007 at 4:46 pm

So, Suri’s there w/ them…. are the other two kids just back in LA w/ their Scientology tutors?

The “problem” with Katie is her posture. She stoops over and holds herself like (excuse me, grandma) an old lady. She may wear cute things, but kills the overall look with her terrible physical posturing.

On the other hand, Posh’s outfits are ridiculous, BUT she holds herself really well and ends up looking not so bad. I guess it’s all an illusion, huh?

nameshname @ 06/19/2007 at 4:56 pm

I remember when Tom Cruise was incredibly hot. Those were the days…

#28-I think the other two are in Australia with their mother. I read somewhere that they were out there for either a couple of months or the whole summer.

Can’t Katie walk down the stairs without assistance? They look ridiculous in those sunglasses.

She looks awful, the clothes that she wears don’t suit her. She needs are REAL STYLISH not Victoria Beckham…

Katie is PRETTIER and TALLER than her, what makes her think Victoria wants her to dress better than her???

She’s more stupid than I thought! Tiny Tom has lost so much respect & credibilty since he came out (with sciencetology, not him really being gay AND hiding behind a girl with a one digit IQ who believes he loves her & not Beckham. If he plays his cards right he would bag David he isn’t clever at all).

These 2 make me laugh and gringe at the same tinm.

This is the second pic in about 3 days where they have both been wearing almost matching cream-colored outfits. Whose idea is that? That seems to be as juvenile as Britney switching outfits with her goofball friends.

At least Katie is trying with her outfits to be classy — although she doesn’t always succeed. It usually makes her look way older. And Tom — while he doesn’t have three pieces suit here, he seems to be dressing older too — and he just comes across looking stupid, because he has a silly haircut that doesn’t work with that formal of attire.

I wonder if Katie can lend this dress to Britney — Brit always seems to spill stuff on her clothes, so now she has some napkins along with it to mop her mess up.

It’s time for those ******’s to grow up! They look like they are going to the ******* prom for Christ’s sakes! Katie’s dress just looks stupid & so does short Tom.

Michael C @ 06/19/2007 at 5:24 pm

I like it.

Tom use to be some what cute that is true. Now hardly,seriously what is up with his hair cut? That hair cut is terrible. It makes his snoze look even bigger.

The space shades are a little bit much. Katie’s hair is not bad.I read they take little Suri who is so cute to the hair salon to have her hair done, this news was on a hair site not tabloid mag.

I think the dress is nice, but I agree with her posture being bad. The purple shirt Tom has on? Wont even guess or imply. Katie I still like her, I just hope she is not as unhappy as she looks.

All of Poshes outfits are not that bad.

. . . there is just something not right about these two; maybe marriage adjustment? the vibes they are giving is that there is something wrong, and they are both conspiring to hide “it”.

hugly dress, short man, robbot wife!

Her designer does not like to design for her. He is trying to send her a message. She is not getting it. He and his staff are laughing their heads off, and probably charging Tom ten times retail.

What happened to her? She looks like she’s the same age as Tom!

WAKE UP KATIE HE’S SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF YOU!

Katie needs a good stylist. Someone that will show her proper posture, the way to best move to show off these clothes, and of course, to pick clothes that fit her coloring, body style, and the event. She doesn’t have the innate feeling for style that Nicole Kidman had–and sometimes has now (she’s gotten so casual since Keith). She’d, Katie–would look better if she looked more confident and wore things that flattered her figure.

Dennis boy @ 06/19/2007 at 6:12 pm

sorry katie, but i hate your new hair and that dress is terrible.Her legs are not in good shape and she looks tired and unhappy.
No way this couple will stay together a long time!

since he divorced Nicole, Tom is “vulgar” and almost total “crazy”.I used to be a fan. but he changed a lot…Katie is not the right woman to him, she is almost a kid yet!

since the divorce nicole has really fell off. damn I guess Tom was the glue holding her together. =]

Mediterranean @ 06/19/2007 at 6:39 pm

Don’t tell me that she actually bought this dress! Oh gosh!

This dress should not worn, even after someone pays you to wear it.

Katie should not wear high heal because she doesn’t stand good with them.

She looks horrible!!! IMO, Tom has the hots for Posh and wants Katie to dress like her. Katie has no respect for herself….she sold her soul!!!! Now she’s just a big joke!

QueenOfTrashin @ 06/19/2007 at 7:02 pm

OOOwwwww, child, don’t let her hit you with her razor-sharp knee!

what happened to katie..she used to be gorgeous.
now she’s so skinny and narrow and has aged 20 years.
bring back youthful katie!! :(

**** all of you sissys! Maybe her breat was sweating! you know for tose of us that actually have some, they do sweat from time to time!

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