Brad Pitt Carries Super Smiley Zahara

854 CLINIQUA | 06/21/2007 at 3:18 am
I’m sure AJ’s amazing annual Anderson Cooper interview will once again spike donations — last year it spiked donations by a half million, I’m betting this year it will be the same if not more. Angelina Jolie is a GREAT woman.

Particularly as compared to some narcissistic TV sit-com hack, who, not content with her empty life, empty interviews, and empty endorsement deals to add to her fortune - has to show herself at what else, a SELF-help party. Because unlike Angelina, Aniston’s SELF must come first, at all times. In her usual passive aggressive manipulative fashion, with her PR monster Stephen Huvane literally hovering over her shoulder, she forces the tabloid and yellow press to spotlight her victimhood as the hands of Angelina, as she subtly reminds the public just why they should be on her team.

The sad thing is, there are too many people, even after more than two years, and a few high profile relationships for her - that in an instant, are villifying Angelina all over again, and re-attaching Aniston to Pitt (even it’s only to his mother). It’s pretty sick. But that IS how it works. I think ultimately, those embittered jealous hags who don’t want to believe how GOOD Angelina is (on all fronts) and who don’t want to participate in changing the world for the better - can embrace the fiction that ‘Huvaniston’ peddles consciously and subconsciously (of scorned victim and evil poacher) - it’s a way of plugging ears and singing tra-la-la! They don’t want to BE like Angelina, it takes too much hard work, committment, passion, and intellect. It’s easy to embrace Jennifer, after all - she’s just as fugly as our ugliest girlfriend, she just has a great closet full of clothes, a good brand of spray on tan, a good plastic surgeon, colorist and hair stylist…being ‘like’ Angelina means traveling to Darfur, Chad and Sierra Leone, giving birth, raising kids, working, loving your man….

…being ‘like’ Aniston means keeping your 3 o’clock mani-pedi appt., cackling with your home-hens, and wasting time with your latest f**k-toy, whose using you.

Most do-nothing lame aSS b*tches can do that blind-folded. I know ho’s who manage that in their sleep - they grow on f**kin’ trees.

She’s relatable that way.

Angelina not so much. Angelina is amazing. Like Oliver Stone said, ‘Angelina must have led armies in past lives…’

While Maniston, in her former life, just MAY have been a tapeworm.

That’s why embittered b*tches, will always embrace Maniston - she gives them permission to be fug, do-nothing selfish no-talent worthless f**k-ups. SHE is them. She just has better shoes, and goes to a designer hair stylist to get her hair done - instead of BoRics.

Regarding Mama Pitt, Brad and Doug’s Comment.
I think what sometimes happens in the world of fandom, is that since we’re not privy to the goings on in the private lives of celebs, we assume they start and stop with our theories, as well as the tabloid and magazine speculation. I’m no different. A long time ago, I speculated on what I felt went down with Pitt and Aniston post split:

It’s simple, they were being very amicable until the news broke that Brad was seeing Angie (Kenya pictures were released - that’s when aniston said the infamous, ‘I was shocked and the world was shocked.’ - well we know she wasn’t shocked he was into Angelina, because he had already told her he was ‘attracted to her and that there was a connection between them’ - Aniston even let her friends spill the beans to that effect in her VF interview - the problem WAS, she was shocked he was LITERALLY into Angie. Heh.) That’s when her grudge match and war commenced.

That’s when she and Huvane set up the Vanity Fair attack. Her life as a victim and sad sack, Brad’s life as a cad, and Angelina’s life as a man-stealer - had started. Brad wasn’t happy with that article by a long shot - he was betrayed, we know this because he fired the pregnant Kristin Hahn (Aniston’s bestest pal and lackey) and left Aniston Plan B-less with a few crumbs. He then quickly had Angelina pregnant (planned), and cast her in the AMH role. He had cut all ties, and Aniston was SOL.

I have no doubt Aniston knew she f**ked up- and I expect at some point she issued an apology and tried to make amends for VF. It was at this point that she told Sawyer and Larry King that they still talked, ‘Pleasant, done,’ she said (around Oct/Nov ‘05). She added the ‘done’ because she had some pride. LOL!

However, after Angelina announced her pregnancy that December - I think Aniston was back to grudge match. Again, with Aniston it’s all about ‘how you make her look’ (ask her Mom). That was another sucker punch. They were again on no speaking terms I’m sure.

But that’s been a good year and some change - and back to what I initially said, there ARE things that may go on, out of sight — supposedly I heard she sent he and Angie well-wishes for Pax’s addition (via a card or whatever). With her career literally at ground zero, I imagine at some point between Shiloh’s birth and today - she FINALLY figured out, that it makes no sense to have Brad and Angelina as your sworn enemies from an ‘industry’ standpoint.

I believe that Brad was able to table the VF resentment and betrayal, and can be on friendly terms once again. Ditto her.

But ultimately, what Jane Pitt did this week was an unintentional (?) slap in the face. She knows how the rag press works, and if she doesn’t know, I’m sure her kids will be happy to tell her. Who knows, perhaps Jane has resentment that Angie is not marrying Brad, and plans to have her biological grandchildren out-of-wedlock. Not to mention the Jolie-Pitt name — perhaps that rubs her the wrong way too. Perhaps she and aniston get along, because one passive aggressive recognizes another straight off, who knows?

At the end of the day, it was all so unnecessary, particularly at this juncture.

Somewhere along the line, what I do know, is that this man (Brad Pitt), who while extolling some virtues of his upbringing doesn’t hesitate in saying it was narrow-minded, and speaking of how isolated it was. This is a guy who saw Saturday Night Fever, and was shocked, he said at the Italian roughneck New York culture he saw on screen, ‘it was like a different world,’ he said. He was sheltered, cloistered, and he wanted out. I’m sure there were aspects of it that didn’t sit well.

Jane and Bill Pitt still live in that world - I’m sure there are those in the community where they live who cannot take a shine to Angelina and her love for Africa, her multi-cult brood, and perhaps they look down upon Jane. Perhaps Jane feels like they do. They may even inquire about ‘Jennifer,’ and assume that Aniston ‘hates’ Pitt & Angelina for ‘what they did to her.’ Jane may feel that the public sympathies (the mini-vans we often speak of) lie with Aniston - and perhaps she is the kind of woman, who is motivated by peer pressure - it may have been important to her to demonstrate to the minivans back home, that at least she and Jen are on good terms, even though her son chose Angelina.

Bottomline, I think Jane visited FOR JANE. For back home.

While I think Brad left Missouri, and that life, to escape those small town narrow minded judgemental attitudes, that he inherently KNEW deep down in his soul, were wrong and f**ked up.

There’s a reason why he’s been with the people he’s been with - he was caddying strippers around when he first arrived in HW (non judgemental), he was living with unusual women (Juliette Lewis), embracing alternative lifestyles (best pals with Miss Etheridge), dating African American women, becoming engaged to Jewish ones…..

Which brings to mind his praising of the late Bruce Paltrow in his GQ interview post Maniston split — he loved him he said. He remarked that he was so different than his father, the way he talked and expressed his feelings. However, I never saw Brad or Bruce, arranging visits to each other when Gwyn was dating Ben Affleck. Brad would never have even mentioned his regard for Bruce Paltrow while he was with Aniston, because I believe she would have considered any reference to Gwyneth Paltrow’s family a threat or an affront while she was married to Brad.

I say all that to say, this is not a man, who lives to please his parents. He can control what he does, he can’t control them and what they do. In the end, I think it proves damaging to Jane’s own relationship with AJ and Brad, but I also think AJ’s priorities are that Brad and her kids are happy - and that’s it.

Brad loves his parents - he doesn’t idolize them — it begins and ends there.

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Worth repeating, you almost made me forget how mad I was with Brad last night. GOod Post.

Look around at all the other topics. I don’t think any other subject has more 1,000 comments! They haven’t even come close to my favorite couple. Love em’ or hate em’ people just can’t stop talking about Brad, Angie, and their beautiful children :-)

873 anonymous | 06/21/2007 at 4:37 am
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Do you believe everything you read in the National Enquirer too?

gena #944
love love loved your post.
join us on another, ‘kay? :)

Awww, too cute for words!