Sam Woods: Tiger Woods Introduces New Daughter

I agree with gg completely, come back Tiger when you kid is a pain in the a*se and hits the terrible twos. at the moment she’s a squidgy little sh*t and is as right as rain cos she only does 3 things

my 2 yr old has a flushing problem at present. She keeps flushing random items around the house down the toilet and laughs like crazy. , I found my necklace, a plastic spoon, my sons jack sparrow figure and my husbands watch at the bottom of the loo the other day. I have to put important **** high up so she cant get to it. she also has a problem of running away when the babysitter or a family relative is looking after her, she knows how to open the safety gates so nothing can restrain her; 5 months ago she successfully managed to walk to the bus-stop and get on a bus with an old lady. the dibble were called but we eventually found her an hour later because the nice lady reported her and kept her safe. it was the worst hour of my life and i think i aged about 20 yrs. my son never did any of this, he was an angel and never stepped out of line once or tried to smear sh*t all over the walls and think it’s funny during potty training, so my conclusion is never ever have a daughter cos they are a f*cking pain.

It’s just the angle the photo was taken that makes her feet look big. To me, she looks like a petite baby of around 6 to 6 1/2 lbs.

I hope happiness rains all over your family!

Very sweet story of how they picked her name. When he golfed of course everyone calls his name “Go Tiger” but him and his father had a understanding that his dad would call out “Go Sam”, that way Tiger could hear his father rooting for him and know its him, from all the other ppl rooting for him .. so they named her Sam. Isnt that sweet .. awwww!

Jared maybe put that in the story?

Gosh Didi I feel badly for you. Maybe you need the Supernanny, huh?

Tiger Woods will be a great father I think. I doubt he will raise a spoiled brat. He won’t stand for that. Also, a lot of children today are acting up because they don’t get enough attention from their parents. Mothers work. Fathers work. No time to teach the kiddies. It’s getting worse, and kids are getting worse too.

Reply to #30 Pink Rose. And your point is????

Quit badmouthing Elin. She is beautiful.

The baby looks deformed. “awwwwwwwww..she’s adorable! looks like she has mommy’s hair texture….biracial kids are just beautiful”

Whoever said that is clearly a xenophiliac and a 60’s kumbaya left-wing racial egalitarian. If Tiger wanted to be truly multicultural he should have married a Filipino, that are definitely more mixed than a Swede from a supposedly respectable family. Swedes are so pathetically self-hating they would marry anything with two legs including a Muslim who would love to have them in a burkha. Oh, never mind Swedish women are feminists so just a hijab will do.