Brad Pitt Swings Maddox Like a Monkey

347 LOVE ANGELINA : 07/24/2007 at 1:30 pm
How cool is that, huh? Mariane Pearl and The Pitts really are good friends. Are the haters dying????? Good. I really hope they get some privacy this time. I am glad Mad has a buddy to play. I also have some new fanfic I wrote for you guys. Hope you like it.

Brad and Angelina: Everyone can marry

Brad, Maddox, and Pax stood in the morning air decked out in all of the best safety gear money could buy. Brad got on his Atv. Mad and Pax followed his lead, getting on their miniature ones. “Okay Brad said. Follow me guys. Brad pulled his helmet over his head. “Pax start yours just like I told you, Brad coached. Thats good.” Angelina heard them revv up and take off. Angelina wished she could join them but she had work to do. Angelina could hear Zee trying to teach Shi about clothes. Something Zee had picked up from grandma Pitt and the Pitt women. Shiloh on the other hand was her mother’s daughter. Shi looked just like her father, but she was a mini Angelina. Shi was too young to care about clothes anyway but Zee seemed to enjoy teaching her. Angelina finshed up another report for the UNHCR, all of the hard work of the UNCHR began to pay off. Jeffery Sachs, Angelina, and many other people who deicated themselves to these causes manged to get Milliueum Villages of the ground in Africa. Now many children had food, clean drinking water, and homes to go to. 2010 was the start of a new year it seemed. Things were changing for the better. Just as Angelina clicked “save as” Holly rushed in. “Hi Holly, whats going on? Angelina asked. “Is it Pax? Did he fall off? I told Brad I don’t think he is quite ready yet…” “No, No, No, Holly interrupted. America is legalizing gay marriage.” “Whoa, thats great” Angelina said, A huge smile on her face as she sat back down feeling foolish that she had doubted Brad’s skills with the boys and ATV’s. “Thats great I know alot of people who will be happy about this” It was then that Angelina realized that Holly was starring at her. “Whats the mater, Holly? Why are you looking at me like that?” Angelina asked. “Well I remember awhile back about another marriage that was supposed to take place but hasn’t yet because we were waiting for this very thing to happen.” A slow smile drew across Angelina’s face she remembered her and Brad’s discussion of marriage. Brad had even told Equsire magazine that they would consider marriage once everyone could. They honestly never discussed it much. It was only Brought up in consist interviews or when Brad’s mother would drop subtle hints. Angelina didn’t know what to think. Just then she heard loud insane laughter from her boys and she closed her laptop and went to greet them. Zee and Shi were much aster. “Daddy, Daddy” they screamed in unison. “Whoa slow down now Brad said mock scolding them,”I thought I told you guys not to run in the house” Shi and Zee put mock sad faces on and Brad instanly melted and scooped them up into his arms. “Oh you two are just to sweet to stay mad at, huh.” Mad and Pax pushed by their father laughing. Both were dirty and hungry. “Mom can we eat something Mad said. I am starving” The nine-year-od made his way to the sub-zero. “Mad wash your hands please and I will cook everyone something.” The commotion in the room stopped. Brad raised one dirty blonde eyebrow at her and a smirk fell across Holly’s face. Even the kids stared at their mother in disbelief. Brad put the girls down and went over and embraced Angelina. He pulled her close and whispered in her ear “What sexual acts do I have to perform to keep you away from the stove.” Angelina pushed him away laughing and informed the kids that daddy wanted to make them all breakfast. Angie and Holly went to get the boys cleaned and put up all their gear. Zee and Shi stayed and got a lesson on how to cook eggs from their father. continued later….

632 LOVE ANGELINA : 07/24/2007 at 4:49 pm
Third Installment of my fanfic-Its better than reading tabloids or reading haters comments

Brad and Angelina: Everybody can marry

…Brad got the encyclopedias. Pax and Zee both began reading about preservation of trees. Brad smiled. I had been a complete dumb ass at their ages he thought. I know so much now he thought. Once Zee and Pax had proven their points they ran off to play. Brad got up and headed into the dining room, but Holly and Angelina were outside watching Mad practice his baseball. The article about America legalizing gay marriage sat on the table. Marrying Angelina. I love her so much, Brad thought but that BUT keep rearing its ugly head. That ugly head was Jen, not that she was ugly but their time together had been stressful. I was a clod back then, he thought, an idiot. Marriage was everything I signed up for: Hell. I wanted to believe Jen was the one. Jen was so sensitive. Even now as Brad thought of the marriage it was almost like what a comedian would say about marriage. It had been a prison. If I hadn’t married Jen, Angelina and I could be married right now. After Gwen broke my heart I just wanted someone to make me feel good about myself. Jen turned out to be worse pain. Lying, manipulative, and cold hearted. Jen had gone through some issues yeah but we were supposed to be there for each. She only seemed interested when were out in public together. Those last few years I just had to get away. Absents makes the heart grow fonder right. It does, just for the wrong person he thought as he remembered the early days of shooting MAMS. The more I was away from Angelina the more my heart wanted her. Brad reminced about their budding friendship that blossomed into something more. Brad stared at Angelina through the patio windows. Jen was a lesson. Angelina is my test, Brad thought. As if sensing his glaze she turned around. Those green eyes slanted just so sexily and her lips curved into one of her teasing smiles. This woman was driving him crazy he thought. It was the middle of the afternoon and we couldn’t do anything, Brad thought as an ache began inside him. Angelina whispered something to Holly and came in through the patio doors. “Brad I think I left a load of whites in the laundry” Angie said. “I need you help me fold some whites.” Brad knew what that was code for. The only valid protest he think of was the kids. “Holly has them” Angie said her hands at the back of his neck, her fingertips gently grazing into his hair. That was that, he grabbed her hand and off to the laundry they went.

That night once everyone had gone to sleep he phoned Matt Dameon. Matt and his wife, Lucy everyone called her, had been married for along time and in 2009 Matt jr entered the world. Shi and Zee were good friends with Isabella. “Hey Brad whats up Matt said cheerfully, it being in the afternoon in LA. Matt had good year. Matt was finally named the sexist man alive by People Magazine. Brad started off cautiously. “I am ready to marry her” Brad said his heart pounding. “Finally” Matt said. You know, me and George were wondering when you were gonna call and tell us the good news.” “I haven’t told George yet” Brad said checking behind him in a panic thinking he heard something. “So whats the deal, Brad is this like when Julia got married or is this a big spectacle?” Matt asked. “No more spectales” Brad answered quckily think of his first wedding, the one Jen had planned. Continued later

895 LOVE ANGELINA : 07/24/2007 at 10:00 pm
Fifth and Final Installment of my fanfic-Its better than reading tabloids and hater comments. Thanks spunkey and others who read it.

Brad and Angelina: Everybody can marry

…Brad wished he could get his hands around Matt’s throat but Angelina laughed it off. When the tabs called they denied it. They went back to America the following week. Brad carried Shi as they went up the steps of their private jet. Angelina followed behind their three other rambunctions kids as they climbed the steps. Angelina started a new film in a month and they wanted to be married by then. Before that could happen they had announcements to make. More importantly they had to explain it to the kids.

Brad and Angelina spoke to Mad first. Maddox was super excited. “Wow you guys waited long enough Mad said grinning ear to ear. Then Brad let Angelina talk to him. One thing Brad was really proud of and more respectful of is what Angelina and Mad had. Brad was happy Mad approved, it was like getting a blessing from her father or something. It was then that this hit Brad, he was about to marry the mother of his children. Brad looked back at them. His family.

Brad and Angelina decided the best way to tell everyone was to tell them all at once. That was easier said then done. America seemed to team with paps, knowing the Jolie-Pitt clan were back in town and out of hiding. Brad and Angelina always thought that their popularity would fade but the events of 2007-2009 only made they more in demand. Angelina took home her second Academy Award for AMH. Brad got his first Academy Award for best actor for the CCOBB and Angie won her third for Channeling. They were incredibly blessed. Angelina gave her awards to her brother Jamie, but Brad kept his at the house in LA which is where they are now. Brad and Angelina lay bed that night, Shiloh between them sleeping, discussing it. “So George is still in Italy and Matt has to go shoot a film in Rome Brad told Angie. “Mad’s godmom, Jillian, is coming to dinner here tomorrow, so I can tell her then Angelina informed Brad quietly as to not wake Shi. “This is so silly Brad said. We haven’t even picked the place we want to exchange vows at yet.” “I have an idea Angelina said, moving Shi’s long golden blond hair from her face as she lay sucking her thumb sound asleep.

Namibia in July was hot as hell. George Clooney, Matt Damon and his family, Don Cheadle and his family, Doug Liamn, Brad Grey, the Pitts,James Haven, Jon Voight, Jillian Mad’s godmom, Holly and her family, Jeffery Sachs, Mariane Pearl, and Adam Pearl all sat underneath a white linen cloth tent on the property of Brad and Angelina. The same home that they purchased before leaving after Shi’s birth. A little place where the beach and ocean was the backyard. Brad and Angelina stood front and center. Brad wore a white dress shirt that was buttoned up to his muscular chest and white pants. Next to him stood Maddox and Pax wearing little versions of Brad’s attire. Angelina wore a silk white dress her feet in delicate white scandals. Angie wore traditional African bracelets on her wrists. Angelina wore her hair piled atop of her head and it fell in beautiful little streamers around her face. Shiloh and Zee stood next to her wearing little versions of their mothers dress. The African priest married them in an emotional, traditional, Namibian ceremony.

The reception boosted a large array of African cuisine. The music flowed from the band Brad and Angelina hired. There close friends watched with pride as Brad and Angelina danced the first dance. Brad held her close in his arms. The air from the ocean brought a smell of salt, that mixed with Angelina’s already rousing scent of jasmine made Brad pull her closer. A promise of what was going to happen later on that night between them. Soon Matt and Lucy started dancing. Then Don and his wife. Brad’s sister Julie and her husband. The children ran around the beach laughing and playing tag. George could be heard making everyone who didn’t dance laugh from his jokes as if his best man speech wasn’t funny enough. Tears fell on Brad’s shoulder he looked at Angelina in surprise. “It’s okay I am just happy, and I feel my mom saying how proud of me she is, how proud of us.” Angelina looked around at all of there family and friends. Jamie making small talk with Doug. Shi, Isabella, Zee, and Don’ girls looking for shells on the beach. Mad, Pax, their cousins, and Adam playing a game of a tag. The sky was dark but millions of stars were dispersed in it. The tiki torches played shadows across the sand. Tears shone in Brad eyes. They looked each other in the eyes. No words needed to be spoken.

THE END

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I hope you like the ending.

Thank you! Please write more… you are a great talent!

TO : 101 GREAT WORK, FANTASTIC! CAN WE HAVE A CLUE OF WHO YOU ARE , BY NICK NAME THAT IS? HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANY BOOKS?

i so agree with karma.
i don’t caaaaaaaare, he just a demon, who left behind a hoty wife.
i will pray for him for his life to be a HELL with a horn on his head !!!