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Paris Draw Self-Portrait from Prison

Paris Draw Self-Portrait from Prison

Paris Hilton drew TMZ boss Harvey Levin a self-portrait of herself by a pay phone inside Lynwood prison with a TV tuned into Larry King Live. The drawing was passed on from her lawyer Rich Hutton.

The note from Paris, in which she dotted her i’s with hearts, reads:

“Dear Harvey,

I just wanted to thank you for your fair and unbiased reporting of the events in my case. I truly appreciate it. I think TMZ is a great website because of it’s [sic] reputation for accurately reporting the facts.
Thank you
Paris Hilton”

In other Paris news, The Learning Annex is offering her $1 million to teach a one-hour course on “How to Build Your Brand.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Paris’ penmanship and drawing skills? Would you attend a course with Paris as teacher?

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LoveStoned ~ @ 06/26/2007 at 12:31 pm

Personaly (not meaning to insult any Parris fans) I’m surprised she managed to write all of that herself - and without any spelling mistakes!!

I couldn’t care less about her drawing skills but her grammar! The possessive form of its does not have an apostrophe. That’s a contraction for “it is.” I can’t believe young girls look up to this young woman - has she ever heard of checking over her work?

Tip for Paris: I cant draw either and I dont send my drawings to everyone

poor paris @ 06/26/2007 at 1:00 pm

Talk about trying to suck up to the press. The other thing-she said that she would look exactly the same when she got out of jail. As per the pics, looks like PH is like the rest of us. She put on a little bit because she was not exercising and burning off energy. WOW, PH is human.

angelinammm @ 06/26/2007 at 1:15 pm

1 stalin | 06/26/2007 at 10:51 am

Retarded - she is clearly retarded.

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;)

Obviously it was a sarcastic note from Paris.

HottieTottie @ 06/26/2007 at 1:52 pm

I love Harvey. Guess PH does too.

She draws like how she looks: “BUTT UGLY”

Hey she even autographed the bottom of the pic. as if this would make the guy a million bucks if she passed away. Maybe she’s hoping to be an artist now or something….hmmmm???

Definitely a special needs case. For a grown woman she is so child-like in many ways. Or maybe she doesn’t want to grow up.

Mrs. Fugly @ 06/26/2007 at 5:07 pm

Hey don’t pick on the tards or special needs! Lol! She draws and prints like a 12-or 14 year old girl. So juvenile! That’s okay. I’m surprised actually that, she knew how to write. lol!

12 or 14 yrs old? I drew like this when I was around 6 yrs old. At 14 I was making quite nice drawings actually, so don’t insult 14 yr olds by comparing them to Parasite.

nobody cares @ 06/26/2007 at 6:11 pm

Guess shes been sucking HArvey off too, he hosted LK last night, just awful. I will not be wathcing LK, unless I hear he is rippin her a new one, which I seriously doubt,

Mediterranean @ 06/26/2007 at 6:15 pm

I got it finally :)!!!

When she said that she has changed, she meant not wearing her blue colour lenses anymore. You see, she has changed……

Gosh, can’t she dissappear along with Lohan, Britney, Vic and Ms Eternal-Victim (guess who?)?

here we go again @ 06/26/2007 at 10:05 pm

Hell to the NO!!!!!!!

Hold on maybe,maybe if she was teaching a
class on how to suck it up, and giving
demonstrations! :smile:

w h o a.

d u m b.

e e s h.

seriously! this is what young impressionable girls look up to these days?

how mind-numbingly stupid.

i’ll take a course where she’s the subject, a lab rat more like where she gets electrocuted.

I read somewhere that she’s got the handwriting of a serial killer…hahaha…that’s saying something.

calliesue @ 07/05/2007 at 8:29 pm

Simply put. shes stupid.

LiLBabIexx16 @ 08/01/2007 at 11:48 pm

I think that all you haters are really annoying, i mean yea she does make alot of mistakes and she can be a little wild but she can live her life the way she wants, shes a grown adult and can make her own decisions and from this picture it shows that she has alot of talent. How would you feel if everyone was against you because you were trying to be yourself and have a good time.

she is my life
ella es mi vida
she is my air
ella es mi aire
she is my expample to my life
ella es my ejemplo de vida

she is the 99,99 % to my heart
ella es el 99,99% de mi corazon

TE QUIERO DEMASIADO PARIS!
I ♥ U SO MUCH PARIS!
vicky

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