Angelina Joins Brad For the Morning Drop-Off

#191: It doesn’t really matter what you or your cohorts say. Brad and Angelina are together and it looks like they plan to be together for a very long time. You can dig up old buried articles and pictures, however nothing will change the current situation.

You know why we like to see pictures of them no matter how humdrum they are? It shows them to you, trolls that they are still together no matter where they are. You may not accept it in your hearts but you have eyes and ears that will prove to yourself that you are in abject denial. Savor your misery.

Thanks for the new thread Just Jared. AJ looks great. She is wearing those jeans. Little Miss Zahara is a cutie in her jeans also. One thing you can be sure of is that when a thread is posted on AJ, the catty girls will come out to play. It never fails. Keep on meowing on a blog girls, AJ got it going on. Just remember while you are MEOWING on a blog, AJ is making another movie, raising her children and giving some grown-up action to Papa Pitt. Do your thing AJ. I ain’t mad at ya!!! Best wishes to BAMPZS and peace to all.

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#194: she may have given $194M but that didn’t come from her own pocket. She represents charities and foundations. They gave the money, she only fronted. Do you think she’ll give that much out of her own earnings? pleaseee!

Angelina gives from her own pocket and it’s only lately that she’s had her own (and Brad’s) foundation.

194 Wwwww | 06/28/2007 at 4:46 pm
Bono has given 150 million dollars
Sheryl Crow has given 120 million dollars

All for humanitarian purposes

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Yeah right!! Give us links. I know Bono helped raised money but has not given that much of his own money.

Hey 206 4u Wwwww

Nice try but, I am a Ryan Reynolds fan. Do you have a picture of him for me?

211 Blah Blah

That was the publicist - Now show us a Video of Jennifer Aniston stating any of that is person - then we will believe. Never believe anything you don’t hear straight from that person.

209 - I think they meant the drug
heroin - drug
heroine - female hero

your spelling is the one that needs help

Antony Lane from the New Yorker:

How do you solve a problem like Angelina? Ms. Jolie is now more of a brand than a person, and she comes in six flavors:

1. The celebrity. Angelina Jolie is so famous that when she looks in the mirror her reflection asks for an autograph. The only publication in this country yet to feature her on its cover is The American Numismatic Magazine, and even that will change the moment she bends down to pick up a nickel.

2. The sexpot. In this she is unchallenged, and yet her timing is off by fifty years. When it comes to channelling her carnal appeal, no current film director has a clue; the guy she needs is Frank Tashlin, who guided Jayne Mansfield through “The Girl Can’t Help It” (1956) and “Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?” (1957), and whose eyeballs, if confronted with Jolie in the flesh, would pop out on cartoon springs and bob around.

3. The Brad handler. She took one look at the world’s most widely desired man and scooped him up with no more ado than a Parisian grande dame tucking a Chihuahua into her clutch bag.

4. The mother. Official estimates as to how many children Jolie now possesses, and from how many continents, change on a weekly basis. When not giving birth herself, she likes to order in. How this has affected Mr. Pitt is unclear, but his expression is sometimes that of a man who stepped out to hail a cab and got run over by a fleet of trucks.

5. The world saver. Jolie is a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. Her father, Jon Voight, told the Biography Channel that “she’s developed into one of our great humanitarians.” This was clearly on the minds of political leaders when they met Jolie at a summit of the World Economic Forum in Davos two years ago. Half of them offered their entire foreign-aid budget for a chance to fetch her a mai tai.

6. Oh yes, the actress. This last talent, so often neglected, is displayed in her new film, “A Mighty Heart,” and without it the legend of Angelina Jolie would be little more than a vaporous joke.

The movie, directed by Michael Winterbottom, lies about as far from the trials of Lara Croft as is cinematically possible. Jolie plays Mariane Pearl, the wife of Daniel Pearl (Dan Futterman), a correspondent for the Wall Street Journal who in 2002 was kidnapped and beheaded in Karachi, Pakistan. The story begins on the day of his disappearance; as the horrors unfurl, we see Mariane replaying in her mind the moment when she bade her husband farewell—a wave and a smile, as he climbed into a cab. He was due to interview a Muslim cleric named Sheikh Gilani, but the arrangement was a trap.

Once Pearl has vanished, we follow the threads of rumor and report from the viewpoint of his wife, a cluster of friends, and the local police. The result, like many of Winterbottom’s films, lies an inch short of disarray; we can keep pace with the investigation, but only just, and that sense of splintering honors the unpredictability of the setting. We hurtle from the tracking down of taxi-drivers to the tracing of cell-phone calls and nocturnal raids on the homes of suspects; such momentum is undeniably but unpleasantly exciting, because we already know the outcome. However diligent the authorities’ chase against the clock, the clock will win. Promising leads hit a wall; when Mariane gets to see Pakistan’s Interior Minister, he blames the Indian intelligence services for having set up the abduction. Add the aggressive questioning of Daniel’s female colleague, Asra (Archie Panjabi), who happens to be Indian, and you get an itchy demonstration of regional mistrust.

Stronger still than the encroaching panic, however, is Mariane’s determination not to cave in to it. Those who saw her being interviewed at the time were struck by her preternatural serenity; her book, also called “A Mighty Heart” (2003), is Winterbottom’s principal source, although her title may be too noble for his manner—the dressed-down, on-the-fly approach that lends even his more formal endeavors, like “Jude” (1996) and “Code 46” (2003), an air of documentary. He is the very model of a modern moral filmmaker: not unromantic, exactly, and too impassioned for the scowls of cynicism, but baffled and perhaps a little bored by the traditional forms of romance. When his loving couples cling together—as they did, stickily, for “9 Songs” (2004)—Winterbottom loses interest. When they are yanked apart, as in “A Mighty Heart,” his own heart quickens its beat.

Mariane is French-speaking, with a Cuban mother, and Jolie is equipped with corkscrewed hair, tinted skin, and murmuring accent. We brace ourselves for a star turn, a hundred minutes of vanity project, but here’s the thing: it never happens. Jolie slips into the part, ducks in and out of the action, and generally plays second string to the onrush of events. Blessed with the world’s most recognizable mouth, she confines herself to a single, skeptical pout, as Mariane is reassured that “no one would ever want to hurt Danny.” Not so: he is an American Jew investigating Muslim extremists, and, as his wife knows, that makes him a marked man.

Only once does Mariane crack. Informed of her husband’s death and of its savage circumstances, she goes to her room, crouches over, and keens. It could be the howl from a Greek tragedy, except that our heroine is not disporting herself on a stage, majestic in her grief, but filmed from so close that you can count the ***** of vertebrae at the top of her spine. By this time she is heavily pregnant, and her screams are a terrible parody of birth pangs—an echo that Winterbottom makes explicit, without needing to, in the closing scenes. This hasty, high-intensity, barely consolable film is just the kind of tale on which he thrives—and, more surprisingly, on which Jolie will come to depend if she wants to keep her head above the tides of madness in which, partly on her own initiative, she has chosen to float. Will success spoil Angelina Jolie? Not yet. Can she help it? Yes, she can.

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2007/06/25/070625crci_cinema_lane

YO COUSIN!

Wow 217 - Passing Through

That was actually pretty good. Very creative.

Since I am not a mugger, carjacker and I am a Ryan Reynolds fan, I guess that Vamper would be close enough for me.

Good Job.

Don’t Forget About Me!!!

Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, non fan lose their ****…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one is talking about Jen.

So like clockwork – a tabloid story surfaces about her writing a tell all book to the tune of $5 million. She promptly denies it through her publicist via ANOTHER tabloid – way to spread the ink space…and now, just 3 days after that, all of a sudden People Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston went out on a date on Saturday night in Santa Monica. They waited for table as he rubbed her back (???) and then spent the next three hours romancing each other over a bottle of PELLEGRINO!!!

How ‘bout that for catering to the MiniVan Majority?

Anyway here’s Jen Memorial Day weekend with Courteney and her friends looking healthy and relaxed, contemplating the ocean and basking in contentment. Especially now that we’re talking about her again.
Jen’s new cover

After a slump last year, Stephen Huvane has come out swinging. Brilliant, brilliant manoeuvres of late and a formidable sparring partner for the Pitts – matching them move for move so far after getting his ass handed to him last year.

Love it.

Last week we were teased – Jennifer Aniston spotted with a new dude, reported by People. They went out for dinner, he rubbed her back, she emerged happy and tanned and leggy, hanging out with her friends, conveniently immediately after Brad and Angelina made a sexy splash in Cannes.

And now, just 7 days later, on the same week Oceans 13 is scheduled for worldwide release…Jennifer Aniston lands the cover of People Magazine announcing the name of her hunky model boyfriend.

Coincidence… or conspiracy?