Maddox is a Paper Airplane Pilot

He has aged so rapidly since 2005!

Sharon Post 26 & 32

Oh my God! Stop posting these pictures of Brad! He’s just too HOT. Your links should really come with a warning! I forgot how gorgeous he was. The pictures take my breath away!

What happened to Brad Pitt to age him ten years in just two years?

53 Chrissy
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sorry, i will put a warning next time. People said he is even more beautiful in person.

T&L

According to Lainey it happened. There was supposedly a report made in the hotel book that a disturbance occurred. Their door was knocked on and Brad called out that everything was ok.

LOL remember when George Clooney and some others were out to dinner with Brad and Angie, and both B and A went to the restroom about the same time, and he gave some waiter some cash to let him know if he heard any wild animal sounds!!? lmao George is such a kidder!!

51 sad for Brad : 07/02/2007 at 6:30 pm
He has aged so rapidly since 2005!
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Yes,you’re right.Look how old he looks!I feel sorry for him and for Angelina who has to sleep with that aged man.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/gomapyr/05-1.jpg

LOL remember when George Clooney and some others were out to dinner with Brad and Angie, and both B and A went to the restroom about the same time, and he gave some waiter some cash to let him know if he heard any wild animal sounds!!? lmao George is such a kidder!!

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Omg this is funny.I really like George

watch this video. Brad & George are just too funny.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6734531370808289750&q=brad+pitt++interview&total=277&start=20&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2

The funny thing about the Haters is that first… they predicted that Brad and Angie’s relationship was going to last ONLY months, BUT now they are predicting that they are going to last ONLY a couple of years!! Yeah, they went from months to years now!! And what I LOVE THE MOST is that Brad and Angie continue to prove them wrong!! Hehehehe!! :mrgreen:

and

http://pics.livejournal.com/pittimpression3/pic/00066sgc/g51

Let’s be honest.What crazy woman would want to have sex with that old ugly man?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/gomapyr/01.jpg

http://pics.livejournal.com/pittimpression5/pic/0002eh41

A better one.

THE TABLOID REPORT: A Tale of Two Badly Written Tabloids

Okay folks…for all of you who aren’t convinced that the tabs are stealing their story ideas from Jared’s…look no further than this week’s L&S and OuttaTouch. I think some of y’all should be suing Bauer Publishing for plagiarism…

- Lifeless & Styleless: Story - “Angie vs. Brad’s Mom: It’s War!”

As you can tell from the title L&S is throwing subtlety right out the window and going for the Faniston’s wallets. At a measly 750,000 copies sold each week, clearly this is a rag living on borrowed time. Hence all the staff exits over the last few weeks. How much longer is Bauer Publishing going to sink money into this rag? Especially with stories like this one…

- According to L&S’s source, the infamous “Pitt family insider,” it was shaping up to be a great Father’s Day for Brad because Angie had organized a big party at their Los Feliz house and invited his parental units. However…just an hour into the party Jane walked out, got into one of Brad’s SUV’s with one of his security guards and headed to Malibu to see spend some “quality time” with X. (Sidebar: That’s right…you’re supposed to suspend disbelief and think that Jane would not only leave a party in her son’s honor, but that she’s brassy enough to commandeer an SUV AND a bodyguard, presumably without Brad’s permission because they never once mention that he’d given it. If I worked for Brad Pitt…I think I would be getting my orders directly from the man who signed my paychecks…and NOT his mama.)

- The “Pitt family insider” says, “Angelina couldn’t believe Brad’s mom left their party and went to see Jen. She was really angry. She saw it as a total slap in the face. When Jane returned to the party, Angie froze her out - and after the party, Angie and Brad had a huge fight about Jen and how she’s still in Brad’s life. It drives Angie nuts.” (Sidebar: Let me see…Jane left Brad’s party, commandeered a 2 ton vehicle and a 250 pound security guard…she probably grabbed him by the ear and said, “Come with me young man! Take my to my REAL daughter-in-law…NOW!”…and after a TWO HOUR visit comes back to Los Feliz…and the party’s STILL going on? Pfffft! B#tch, please. This is like How To Write Bad Fiction For Beginners.)

- Oh, bye the bye…L&S wants you to know that Brad’s rep denies this story…and we’re ALL shocked, I’m sure.

- According to L&S as if Jane leaving her son’s party to spend some one-on-one time with X wasn’t bad enough news for Angie, Brad’s bro Doug “added insult to injury” with the published comment, “Jennifer is a friend of Brad’s. Why wouldn’t she be a friend of ours?” (Sidebar: Yeah, Doug…X is still a friend of Brad’s the same way Juliette Lewis is. I think she said they LAST SPOKE TO EACH OTHER IN 1993. As dumb as X is I figure it’ll be about 14 years before the ho realizes that Brad’s NEVER going to speak to her again…as the Boss says, “Nobody knows where love goes…but when it’s gone…IT’S GONE.”)

- L&S is not above doing a little boasting - they remind their faithful readers that they have been saying ad infinitum that Brad and X “stay in touch” and Doug’s admission verifies this. Plus, Doug told a pal, “Brad and Jen are still close.” Furthermore L&S says Angie was “stung” by Doug publicly acknowledging that they’re still close to X. (Sidebar: If I were L&S I wouldn’t brag too much…cuz they’ve also been saying, for almost as long that Angie hates Shiloh, Angie is preggers for the second time, Angie and Brad are getting married, Angie is adopting octuplets from Xenu and Brad has not adopted Maddox and Z yet. All of which we know to be big fat lies.)

- According to L&S’s fictional “Pitt family insider” Angie called Doug and told him she was upset when she found out he’d publicly acknowledged that the Pitt family does indeed still worship at X’s frequently pedicured size 12s, “Angelina told Doug she was upset and she’d appreciate it if he’d keep his mouth shut in the future.” (Sidebar: To which Doug responded, “Hey Ange…why are you yelling at me? Go yell at Brad because you know darned good and well I’m not allowed to say anything he doesn’t approve first! I told him we should just tell People that Mom went over there to tell Jen to stop calling us all the damned time and if she didn’t then we were going to get a restraining order against her - you know, like the one everybody’s sayin’ Britney got against her own mama! Can you believe that sh$t? But Brad said that was too harsh and if we did that then Fanistons everywhere would slit their wrists…and really…Mom and Dad didn’t want to be responsible for the deaths of 2 people…so…he said to say Jen was still a friend of his…but hey, don’t worry about that because you know Brad hasn’t spoken to her since January 6, 2005 and that was only because she had thrown herself at his feet and wrapped her arms around his leg as he was trying to carry his luggage to the front door…and you know that heifer wouldn’t let go of his leg for nothing…but he didn’t want to trample her and give her a reason to file assault charges against him! Honestly…I had to fly in from Missouri and pry that woman off his leg. I’m tellin’ ya, Ange…it was ugly…”)

- Regardless of my account of the phone conversation between Doug and Angie, L&S contends that Angie went even further than yelling at Doug. They say she was mad (as in upset) plus she was still hurting from the recent death of her mother and she called Jane directly. Their supposed “Pitt family insider” says, “Angie is the mother of Jane’s grandchild and feels she deserves more respect. She told her, ‘If you continue to disrespect me and carry on like this, then you won’t see Shiloh.’ Jane was shocked. She couldn’t believe that Angie was using Shiloh as a bargaining chip.” (Sidebar: If you think Jane was shocked that Angie used Shiloh as a bargaining chip…just imagine how shocked Angie’s going to be when she finds out that she did! Plus, if I were Jane Pitt I’d be upset that L&S is insinuating that she only loves Shiloh and doesn’t care about Mad, Z & Pax. After all…they don’t say Angie threatened to withhold them from Jane, too.)

- According to L&S, regardless of Angie’s anger she’s not going to “play second fiddle to Jen.” The Pitt family pal says Angie recently told a Pitt family member - L&S doesn’t know anyone’s names beyond the immediate players, hence, no mention of exactly how this person is related to Brad - “I’m with Brad - we have a family together - and yet I’m still the ‘outsider’. I can’t take much more of this!” (Sidebar: Ange…girl…I know just how you feel! I can’t take much more of this story myself!)

- L&S goes on to say that X and Jane’s friendship is a “sore spot” for Angie. (Sidebar: Nah…you’re kidding, right? I couldn’t tell that based on this article…) The same talkative Pitt family pal says, “Angie says she’s tried to get Jane to accept her, but it doesn’t matter what she does - in Jane’s eyes Angie will never be as good as Jen.” (Sidebar: BBBWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s a good one. The woman the media has taken to calling the Mother Teresa of Hollywood isn’t as “good” as the self-proclaimed “Charity’s not my thing”/Mani-Pedi Queen Of Hollywood. The woman who gave Jane’s son 4 kids in 2 years isn’t as “good” as the woman who couldn’t give Brad any kids in 7 years. The woman who’s won 3 Golden Globes and an Oscar isn’t as “good” as the sitcom hacktress who won 1 Emmy and failed to thank her husband in her speech. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m starting to think Jane Pitt spent too many years as a school counselor and has a soft spot for under-achievers.)

- Because the Pitt family pal doesn’t know when the hell to shut up he also says, “Jane thinks of Jen as a daughter. They talk all the time - Jen goes to Jane for advice on her career, the house she’s been working on and her own plans to start a family. And Jen says she knows Jane would love to see her and Brad back together.” (Sidebar: That’s right…you heard it hear first, folks…you have Jane Pitt to think for Rumor Has It, Derailed, Friends With Money, The Break Up, Along Came Poly, the God-awful Rock Star, etc. Now, I ask you to stretch your imaginations for a second…you’re 16 and you’re looking for career advice…you know who X is because the Friends re-runs are everywhere and unavoidable…you even know that she USED TO BE married to Brad Pitt…your guidance counselor is Jane Pitt…are you going to take her advice? Me? I’d have to take a pass on it… As for Jane wanting to see Brad and X get back together…okay, L&S…there’s creative writing and then there’s stupid…and that’s just plain stupid. Why would any mother want to see her child go back to an unhappy and unfulfilling relationship…just because SHE likes the ex-wife? If I were Brad I’d tell my mother, “If you like her so much then YOU sleep with her!”)

- Not content to have made a complete hash of this story, L&S goes on to say that a Pal of Brad’s says even though his friendship with X bugs the snot out of Angie, Brad won’t stop being friends with X. He wants to keep his friendship with X and (”and” was in italics, so y’all know there must be important info ahead) BUILD HIS FUTURE WITH ANGELINA. (Sidebar: So basically what we have here is L&S’s version of Brad telling Jane…if you like X so damned much then you sleep with her…only they don’t have the balls to print that. It also casts X in a pretty unfavorable light as going around telling people that Jane wants her and Brad back together…but presumably X knows that Brad doesn’t want to renew their relationship, he wants his Angie. I knew X was pathetic, but L&S has moved her into a whole new realm of patheticness. Next they’ll be saying she’s secretly wearing her wedding ring on a chain around her neck…right above her new sillycone enhancements.)

- According to L&S, since X blames Angie for breaking up her marriage - hey, I’m just reportin’ this stuff, so don’t look at me! - and knows that Angie is furious for staying close to him, t