Maddox is a Paper Airplane Pilot

Thanks, JJ. Glad to see something new.
Great pictures, Sharon, Mili, and Isabelle II…Thanks also.
Hi, to rubyrose77.

in case yal 4get these haters are from PEREZ sh1tty site his comment section still down an de FF -JA’ jobless& lonely haters fans or Dlisted I hate everyone site-
an lets not 4get School is out an I dont want to get a job 4 da summer JA fans.
An the ever lonely my hubby works longer hrs.to avoid me and I will never be able to look or be like a Angelina Jolie-

an Brad finally really LOOK at JA and he has seen what everyone always knew..
so I will never be able to date a Brad Pitt(as if)or a he looks like Brad type of guy.So dont stress yoyr selves over these loosere

OuttaTouch: Story - “The Rivalry’s Back On!”

Yep…that’s right…Part 2 of Angie Vs X, courtesy of the arid imaginations of the staff “writers” of Bauer Publishing. The funny thing about this article is that it’s basically about X’s mediawhoring…but it’s written in a very pro-X way…unlike what Janice Min’s attempted annihilation of Angie. It’s a fairly unabashed an “Attagirl!” to X’s obvious attempts to steal the spotlight away from Angie and Brad during the AMH press promotions. Like I said…is there any doubt left that the tabs are trolling Jared’s?

- OuttaTouch starts their ode to X’s Mediawhoring at the Laura Day book signing on June 19 where X was doing all she could to make sure everyone saw her and knew she was in da house. According to an eyewitness, “Jen didn’t run from the camera, she rant TO IT. She was more than happy to pose for photos.” Another witness said, “She looked very happy.” (Sidebar: Sheesh…when even a third-rate rag like OuttaTouch knows you’re pimping yourself, you need to step back and re-assess your game-plan!)

- OuttaTouch says why wouldn’t X be happy, after all, she’s got a new Gaybe employee…er, new boyfriend… and has given Kevin, Jr. the keys to her HW Hills abode and her “super sexy” (yeah, I gagged, too) Dumbwater campaign is on billboards everywhere. (Sidebar: The tap water billboards are “everywhere”? I guess OuttaTouch considers LA to be “everywhere” cuz they sure as hell aren’t in my neck of the woods! Any New Yorkers here? Anybody seen these billboards terrorizing the good citizens back east?)

- OuttaTouch says that for a long time people worried that X was still heartbroken after Brad put her on the curb, but a pal of X’s says that right now the “world can’t miss the fact that life is good for Jen.” and that “Jen’s been getting a lot of publicity lately.” (Sidebar: Yeah, b#tch played People AND Jane Pitt like a violin. The problem is…she thinks she’s Itzhak Perlman when she’s really more like Ron Perlman. (ROTFLMFAO. Okay…I cracked myself up! I’m going to see how many of y’all get that without me having to explain it.))

- Coincidentally, OuttaTouch says X’s public appearances - which included flirting with Billy Crudup and sucking up to Putrid at The Police concert in LA - escalated just as AMH was hitting theaters. It was rumored that X was supposed to play Mariane Pearl, but after Brad removed himself and his production company from their marriage the role went to a real actress. (Sidebar: Okay…you got me…that was my wording, not OuttaTouch’s. They took the usual false stance that Angie stole X’s Oscar-winning role. Boo-*******-hoo.)

- According to OuttaTouch’s PAID INSIDER - and no, they don’t say what the person was inside of - “Is it really a coincidence that Jen re-emerged in the spotlight at the exact same time her movie came out?” (Sidebar: Criminey…the Bauer trolls must’ve been taking notes or cutting and pasting posts whole-sale because I don’t for one second think those nitwits came up with this stuff on their own. Heretofore they’ve had their heads up X’s ass so far they could’ve had lunch in their with the Coquettes.)

- OuttaTouch goes on to make the brilliant deduction that…the rivalry isn’t new. That’s right…according to them Angie had her own curious timing in January 2006 when she announced her pregnancy just as Rumor Has It was coming out. (Sidebar: Oh now they di’hint! I think this one deserves a Double B#tch Please. It was either announce the pregnancy or have one of the tabs do it for her. I guess they think Brad and Angie should’ve continued to let the tabs/razzi stalk them and continue going through their trash…their trash from the doctor’s office…and maybe tap their home and cell phones, too? And ’scuse my ass, but RHI was dead in the water BEFORE it even came out. The critics savaged that flick long before Angie announced her pregnancy.)

- OuttaTouch also says that right before AMH came out word came that X was choosing from at least 6 big movie roles, which would start filming next year and that she was also asked to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. X’s pal says, “Jen wouldn’t mind if the whole world knows how happy she is - and how close she is to Brad’s family.” (Sidebar: What 6 movies? First I’ve heard of it. SHE may be considering the roles…but that don’t mean they’ve been OFFERED to her! You know her agent is reading this sh#t, shaking his head and saying, “Six roles? What six roles? Jen, Jen, Jen…when are you ever going to stop playing these childish games? No wonder Brad dumped your ass.” Speaking of coincidences…6 movies…that would be the number of movies X signed on to in 2004 without telling Brad she’d done so. I doubt that OuttaTouch sees the irony in having plucked that number out of their asses. BTW, notice how OuttaTouch deftly worked in that reference to Jane’s unwise daylight visit to X’s cave?)

- According to OuttaTouch on June 17 Brad’s mom, Jane, visited X in Malibu and stayed for 2 hours and “Jane made no secret that she was visiting.” (sidebar: ROTFL. Why would Jane have been stealthy about it? Obviously she naively assumed that X wouldn’t use her a second time to pimp her image. Equally obvious…girlfriend was WRONG!)

- Furthermore, OuttaTouch says that X’s closeness to Jane is in contrast to Angie’s relationship with the Pitts “which has been bumpy from the start”. As Angie herself told Canada’s Hello mag, before she had Shiloh and Pax, “I came into with two adopted children from other countries and that was new to them. I didn’t know how they were going to be.” (Sidebar: Ah…I see the editors at OuttaTouch took my earlier course in Tabloid Journalism 101 seriously. Take someone’s words out of context and put your own spin to the quote. In this case it’s a partial quote and Angie went on to say they were lovely to her Mad and Z and very accepting. OuttaTouch left that part out and the funny thing is they mean for it to sound as if Angie and the Pitts had a rough beginning, but in fact it makes it seem as if Pitts weren’t open-minded enough to accept someone’s adopted children into their lives.)

- OuttaTouch says even if X has the upper hand for now (WTF!), Angie can “at least take comfort that she has Brad in her corner.” Why? Because When Brad was asked by Italy’s Grazia mag if he is in love, Brad didn’t admit that he loved Angie, but according to OuttaTouch he took a “perhaps unknowing swipe” at X when he said, “NOW I have the best I ever had.” OuttaTouch says that “Sounds like fighting words to us.” (Sidebar: Pffft. Angie can do more than take comfort that she has Brad…she also has 4 kids, a hot career, and the respect of world leaders and her peers. Meanwhile…X has a gaybe, a maybe (film career), and no baby.)

- Sidebar: “Jen’s Stealing ALL the Attention While Angie’s Film Bombs”

ROTFL…now there’s an unbiased title, huh? So…you’re saying to yourself, “Where was I when X was “stealing all the attention and when did Angie’s film bomb?” Well, luckily for you OuttaTouch has the answers…

1. “She’s Dating A Hunk” - photo of a shirtless Gaybe. (Sidebar of my own: Now say to yourself, “This is a REAL relationship and they ARE doing the nasty for real.” Keep repeating until you either barf or begin to believe it. I’m willing to bet the barfing will precede the believing.)

2. “She’s Working Again” - After taking a year off, X is “mulling over a bunch of BIG MOVIE ROLES.” (Sidebar of my own: Go ahead and laugh…I did. Took a year off my left buttock. B#tch couldn’t get anyone to hire her untalented ass NOR was anyone willing to finance any movies she was producing. And for the record, the last time the cow worked was fall of 2005. Unless Einstein came back from the dead and proved a new math theorem, I believe that’s TWO YEARS without working…unless we’re counting the tap water gig…which brings us to…)

3. “She’s on Billboards” hawking Dumbwater. (Sidebar of my own: Only a millionaire would ask people to pay 3 buck for filtered tap water. I’m coming out with my own ad campaign to counter X’s. Here’s my slogan, “Buy your ass a Brita and filter than sh#t your damned self. It’s good enough for me, it’ll work for you, too!”)

4. “She sees Brad’s mom” - photo of Jane beside an SVU at X’s house. OuttaTouch’s PAID INSIDER says they had a “mother-daughter talk”. (Sidebar of my own: Yeah…based on the photos I can believe that. Jane didn’t look thrilled to be there and afterwards X looked like she’d been crying and was made enough to spit nails. If nothing else, I think “mom” gave X a stern talking to and told her she’s out of the will and MZPS are in!)

5. “A Might Heart Flops” - OuttaTouch says Angie’s “pet project” got good reviews but “only” made $4MIL on it’s opening weekend. (Sidebar: Methinks someone is still ouching from not getting an interview at the AMH premiere in NYC even though they were allowed into the event. Or are they really stupid enough to think that an indie flick about a missing reporter who’s beheaded by his kidnappers, which was playing in 1/3 the number of theaters as Spiderman, Shrek, and Pirates was supposed to pull down a $50MIL opening weekend? That was a rhetorical question.)

- Photo Caption: Once again…the funniest quotes are used as captions for the photos. Under a photo of Angie and pal of X’s is quoted as saying, “Angie knows there’s nothing she can do about it.” This was said in reference to X “overshadowing” Angie during her AMH promotions. (Sidebar: BBBBBWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMFG! OuttaTouch is in-freaking-sane! This one goes beyond “***** please”. This is a C-word Please! X has to call people and leak info to get into People mag, then issues a denial to US to get into their rag. OuttaTouch and every other rag has had Angie on damned near every cover fro the last 2 years…but X is “overshadowing” her? ROTFLMFAO. Yeah…X is overshadowing Angie the same way Paris Hilton’s arrest and jail release did. And Brit getting a divorce…Britney flashing her cooch…Britney going nutso…

yes I’m afraid he looks sooo old in 2007 not

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I believe Angelina has some problem in her eyes.How can she look at him in that way?He is not even attractive.

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…continuation of PT’s tabloid report

- Photo Caption: Once again…the funniest quotes are used as captions for the photos. Under a photo of Angie and pal of X’s is quoted as saying, “Angie knows there’s nothing she can do about it.” This was said in reference to X “overshadowing” Angie during her AMH promotions. (Sidebar: BBBBBWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMFG! OuttaTouch is in-freaking-sane! This one goes beyond “***** please”. This is a C-word Please! X has to call people and leak info to get into People mag, then issues a denial to US to get into their rag. OuttaTouch and every other rag has had Angie on damned near every cover fro the last 2 years…but X is “overshadowing” her? ROTFLMFAO. Yeah…X is overshadowing Angie the same way Paris Hilton’s arrest and jail release did. And Brit getting a divorce…Britney flashing her cooch…Britney going nutso…Britney going to rehab. And Lindsey going to rehab. And Paris getting released for jail…twice…)

- Sidebar: “Are they Adopting Twins?” Because no week would be complete without OuttaTouch’s Angie Adoption Watch Report…this week they’re claiming that even though Angie told the Hello mag, “We’re not considering any more adoptions at the moment. We’re trying to make sure that all of our kids are adjusted first.” they have a PAID INSIDER who says they are indeed planning to adopt again. The latest OuttaTouch Fake Adoption Story has Angie adopting 2 year-old refugee twins, a boy and a girl, from the Darfur region so that Z can have siblings to identify with ethnically. This supposed insider says, “Angie met them, fell in love with them and doesn’t want to split them up.” OuttaTouch goes on to say that they are also planning on having another bio baby. The PAID INSIDER says, “They’re hoping to have a boy. They plan on having at least two more biological babies and adopting the rest.” (Sidebar of my own: Attention OuttaTouch Troll - Give it a rest already, will ya! Sheesh. Do a little research, okay? It is illegal to adopt refugees! Who the fcuk is she going to apply to, huh? You do understand, don’t you, that these people are citizens of Sudan? That the Sudanese are involved in a civil war and their government is in shambles? Do you get how that makes filing for adoption a wee bit of a problem, right? Did you miss hearing Angie say that she would never take a child from a place where it was illegal to do so? Did you not realize that as a representative for the UNHCR Angie cannot interfere in the lives of these people beyond offering them aid? If y’all don’t understand what I just said, let me break it down for ya…ANGIE IS NOT ADOPTING ANY CHILDREN FROM DARFUR BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL. So pick another African country, preferably one where adoption IS legal so I have to repeat myself, and try again next week.)

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84 Meli : 07/02/2007 at 6:52 pm
I believe Angelina has some problem in her eyes.How can she look at him in that way?He is not even attractive.

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If you think he that bad,Why do you keep looking at he’s pics?Sorry if I thought someone was that bad i wouldn’t keep looking at he’s pics at all.

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I love seeing Brad and Madd together also, He is such a great Dad, I am happy that Angie came into his life and made it complete

#90 / rubyrose70
Meli is being facetious.

90 rubyrose77
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I think it’s clear that I speak ironically to all those who can’t see how HOT that man is.If you didn’t understand it then I’m sorry.
This one for you.

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99 Meli : 07/02/2007 at 7:05 pm
90 rubyrose77
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I think it’s clear that I speak ironically to all those who can’t see how HOT that man is.If you didn’t understand it then I’m sorry.
This one for you.

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damn it, he has the sexiest body ever.