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Orlando Bloom Makes Funny Faces

Orlando Bloom Makes Funny Faces

Still rocking the pornstache, Orlando Bloom makes a few funny faces as he leaves a Live Earth concert party held at Raffles Nightclub in London on Saturday.

The day before, Orlando signed autographs for fans outside his new West End show, In Celebration, at the Duke of York’s Theatre in London. He recently signed on for the part of failed writer Steven in the David Storey play.

15+ pictures inside of mustache-wearing Orlando working those funny faces of his…

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43 Comments

# 1

haha, wtf is he doing?

he always look fairly cute…but that pornstache has to go

# 2

I love him!!!!

# 3
sharyllee @ 07/09/2007 at 4:06 pm

He always looks so ugggly!!!

# 4

He looks like he’s having a good time. His play must be doing really well. I’m happy for him as he’s worked hard for it.

# 5
Mrs. Fugly @ 07/09/2007 at 4:27 pm

Probably partied a bit too much. He looks shitfaced!

# 6

Why is everyone freaking out over the ’stache? Duh, it’s for work. How dense do you have to be not to accept that? Get used to it. It’ll be there for the next three months.

He’s a dork. I dig that.

# 7

He looks horrid and I bet he can’t act in plays, either.

# 8

I think he looks better than he usually does.

# 9

Aww Orlando thinks people are going to take him seriously as an ‘artist’ because he has a pornstache.
Bless

I’ve heard nothing but good stuff about his play. And I don’t think he looks drunk. He just looks like he’s having fun. People need to get a life.

[~Famous~] @ 07/09/2007 at 5:20 pm

The pornstache makes him look like a real douche!

He looks sleazy … lol

I love orli but I think he is way drunk here. He usually doesn’t make such stupid faces and check out the pics of the guy grabbing his arm…it looks like he is helping him to the car. Good for him…the play has been stressful and he needs to have some fun.
Agreed..the stach looks AWFUL! but thankfully it is just for the play.

I love Orlando, but I am hating the mustache.. I did not even know it was him! Please someone give him a razor!!

I Am The Walrus @ 07/09/2007 at 6:01 pm

With that stache he’s looking like Paul McCartney circa Sgt. Peppers era.

He’s the incarnation of the cool !

Jeez Louise, people, he didn’t grow it just to piss you off. It’s part of his character’s look in the play. Yeah, he looks kinda like a Eurotrash pimp, but why glue on a fake mustache every night when you can just grow one? I’m sure he has more important things to be concerned with now besides how a bunch of shallow teenyboppers will react to his look.

what a ***. you can tell he’s already lubed his **** hole with petrolium jelly. he’s ready for an invasion alright the f*cking pansy elf.

Please keep your sexual fantasies to yourself, Didi, there’s kids that post here.

Didi is a bit confused. Fall on your head much?

9 omg : 07/09/2007 at 4:43 pm
Aww Orlando thinks people are going to take him seriously as an ‘artist’ because he has a pornstache.
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Awww, this whiny douche thinks they sound cool and macho cuz they can talk sh*it about Orlando Bloom, which is soooooo the trend right now.
Bless

Lol he does kinda look sleazy! Won’t even comment on the growing rat on his upper lip, but DAYUM!, the lighting in some of those pics make him look greasy! There’s something so endearingly cute about him when he’s being his dorky and genuine self.

Didi, that just made me feel so hot and bothered ;P…lol, I know I’m gross!

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new of the stupid @ 07/09/2007 at 10:50 pm

With that stache he’s looking like Paul McCartney circa Sgt. Peppers era.
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then his work is done since the play is set in that era.

KrungKrung @ 07/09/2007 at 11:14 pm

i never find bloom attractive at all, what’s the fascination? i’ve said my piece, i’m outta here, ciao y’all….

Such an adorable dork.
Gotta love a guy who is gorgeous, but acts like he isn’t.

Hate the ’stache too, but I realize that it is only for the play. Much like that gorgeous mane of flowing curls was just for Pirates. The hair, I miss.
Oh, do I miss it.

22 Leah : 07/09/2007 at 9:29 pm

Aww Yet you couldn’t help but reply to little old me. I’m touched.
Bless

He looks fug. But he’s been going downhill for a while now.

Oh man Jared feel free not to post any pics of Mr. Bloom until he loses that stache. He’s not his cute, boyish self anymore but everyone gets older. I still love him and wish him luck with his play.

Creamed My Panties @ 07/10/2007 at 9:57 am

I’d still tap that drunk azz.

I love you!!!!but you’r litlle crazy!

He’s losing his cutenes. He needs a makeover.

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I think he is lovely!!!with or without the mustache…

I saw a new video of him and Liv Tyler in London at Splashnews and he looks much better on video with the stache than the pictures show.

thanks ally. I’ll check out the video!

oh man he’s hot as hell, fucken dreamboat! i personally love the stache!

Bom Orlando Bloom pra mim é lindo de qualquer jeito,é o homem dos sonhos de qualquer mulher. BEIJOS . BRASIL. UBERLÂNDIA - MG

From the other side of life @ 07/17/2007 at 6:44 am

I hope one day i will be there (London, NY, somewhere) to see all this actors that you have so close. I don’t care about what they’re doing because i just want to see them in action. Dear Orlando keep up the good work !!!

Well if you ask me I think the ms Does make him look 40 or so But he is still the hot, funny man I love. Even if he is going through a rough patch. I mean if Zac Efron get 1 bad hair cut( and I mean Awful!) You guys think it’s cute. But if Orlando gets 1 bad haircut, you end up trashing him and calling him a doush! Not fair if you ask me!

i.love.orlando.and.mcr @ 01/02/2008 at 4:59 pm

I LOVE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and his funny faces rock!

i.love.orlando.and.mcr @ 01/02/2008 at 5:09 pm

# 41 syd @ 11/12/2007 at 10:19 am
Well if you ask me I think the ms Does make him look 40 or so But he is still the hot, funny man I love. Even if he is going through a rough patch. I mean if Zac Efron get 1 bad hair cut( and I mean Awful!) You guys think it’s cute. But if Orlando gets 1 bad haircut, you end up trashing him and calling him a doush! Not fair if you ask me!
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I know!
It’s not fair!
And Zac Efron is an ugly poo…why do people like him?
But Orli will always be his hot, funny self… =)

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