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Britney Spears Can’t Poop in Peace

Britney Spears Can’t Poop in Peace

More pictures of Britney Spears and her new mystery man have surfaced! Manny? Bodyguard?

The first set of pictures showed a bra-less Britney, who can’t even pee (or poop) in peace, using a public restroom on Monday in Malibu, Calif.

These pictures show Britney’s mystery man shielding her from paparazzi…

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Britney, go away, we know the over-the-top posts are you. TRUTH - you are over, Brit, and you AND your ugly tits and your scruffy hair extentions and your naked twat couldn’t turn on a lifer in ANY prison. You are a nasty trailer-trash b#tch to all who love you and PLEASE sign your kids over to someone who can raise them with love and intelligence, you have neither. What a wreck of a human being.

WHAT is that on her head? It looks like burned spaghetti!

It is inexplicable to me that with millions of dollars at her fingertips, this woman insists on looking like a homeless drug addict with a head injury.

Why doesn’t she hire a stylist? Is it possible that she has tried but nobody will work with her?

I wonder.

britney looks so AWESOME @ 07/10/2007 at 4:12 pm

People cherish .Britney has done wonders in her life. Strong and Independent comes to mind.You all are right call, Beyonce and let her know she was singing about Britney when she sang ‘IM A SURVIVOR’. Right now you all are confused but the light will come and then you all will pay homage and give accolades to this BEAUTIFUL AND INSPIRING WOMAN KNOWN AS Brit Brit.

Iagree with myself and I am glad you all see that she s not gone she has come back STRONGER, Walking TALLER, RESPECTABLE AND THE LOVING MOTHER that has triumph through it all. Lets hold up our heads high and say we knew she would come through for all ou usWe will be faithful and support her and love her through it all.Thx Brit Brit we knew you could do it and we are all so proud.

She should have her own hair extension beauty projects and I know we will be there to buy us all a wig or extentions..made by Btit.

[~Famous~] @ 07/10/2007 at 4:21 pm

Die Britney!

Looks like she can’t wash her hair in peace, either…oh wait she just decides that she doesn’t want to wash her hair.

I am sure she can afford a better, much better hairstyle than this nasty, greasy hairdo…my god…

Poor Brit’nay. I really do feel sorry for her. This is just pitiful. Can no one help her? She really does look like trash. trash trash trash….This is a true testiment that no amount of money can take you out of white trash. It must be a bred instict. Genetic, if you will. Maybe that is the wrong thing to say because I’ve never seen any of her family look this bad.

Mrs. Fugly @ 07/10/2007 at 5:08 pm

Oh it Shitney again! Can poop in peace babe? What did you expect ya’ll stupid girl?! Damn her wig so UGLY! Where do you think she’ll **** next ya’ll? Oh holy God Damn! She already peed and took a dump on her head it looks like. Damn! you disgusting girlfriend! Next time aim for the toilet sweethart!
U see the bodygard she is with don’t you? She’s probably doing him too! Oh what fun in the back seat with Shitney! Let’s party Ya’ll!

That is one jacked-up weave. The bald look suited her better. Come on Britney, remember the days when you were a superstar and actually looked cute. Go back to those days.

The authorities should seriously take over her children…i feel bad for the kids.

oh……that hair…..I wanna puke..

Mrs. Fugly @ 07/10/2007 at 6:43 pm

Oh yeah before, I forget. The reason Shitnet decided to picked a 7-11 to take a dump is, she wanted to purchase a Big Gulp to rinse the Jez outta her mouth from, giving her bodyguard a ********!

Imus’ infamous line best describes Britney - nappy-headed ho.
she is nappy-headed and she’s a ho.

Anonymous2007 @ 07/10/2007 at 7:15 pm

Britney looks naturally pretty here! Good job!

As far as her career is concerned… To those saying it’s “nowhere in sight”: that’s not true! Britney’s publicist has said that if all goes well, the new album will still be out this fall, and a MTV VMA Awards performance is in the works. It makes sense. The single would probably come out in mid-August, the big performance in late August, and promotion and interviews up until the November release date. It doesn’t take a brain scientist to figure it out. Britney isn’t as stupid as people make her out to be. She knows that a major change will be coming, so that’s why she’s probably laying low and just relaxing, partying, going out to dinner, etc. Give her about 4 or 5 weeks and let’s see what happens. She DOES have a big chance of coming back… Everyone here is interested in what she has to bring… The “average” person who DOESN’T come on gossip sites like this don’t know about HALF the scandals and candid photos of her. Most just know that she had partied a lot after getting divorced, she can dress sloppy from time to time, and she shaved her head. That’s it, that’s all. Other than that, most people are still interested in how she’ll bounce back. That CURIOSITY alone will spark hype and interest in her new music. You’re kidding yourself if you think otherwise. If other run-of-the-mill rappers or singers can hit the music scene just because they have songs with good beats, a household name like Britney is SURE to make it big again. Pair that with a hot video and eye-catching performance, and she’ll be back in America’s good graces.

So, in short… She DOES have a chance of coming back. By simply dressing in jeans and a T-shirt, she looks ten times better than we’ve seen her recently. Imagine when she actually has stylists again! The negativity really gets old after a while. She may have taken her newfound freedom and ability to be lazy a little to far, but that doesn’t make her a bad mother, it doesn’t make her a drug addict, it doesn’t make her a fat pig, or any of the other things many of you throw at her… She’s a normal person who hit the music scene because of her catchy songs and theatrical performances. That’s all, that’s it.

Give her a break, if possible.

Anonymous2007 : 07/10/2007 at 7:15 pm
I am not a Britney Spears basher, but it is quite obvious that the public has turned the corner on it’s Britney Spears adoration. I believe that she has damaged her image so severely that her audience is totally alienated, and the rest disinterested. That is being kind. Her slovenly appearance, and trashy behavior has repulsed many more. Her chances of ever being a ‘Pop Princess” again are nill. She had a lot to lose, and she did a fine job of it. She has no one but herself to blame. The best thing for her to do imo is to ditch the entertainment industry and concentrate of raising her two young children. Maybe in five years or so, the world will have forgotten her antics and she could try again. Anyway, that’s just my view on it.

So is this big “performance” that’s in the works gonna be as talent-filled and awesome as her poorly choreographed and lip synched House of Blues shows? If so, sign me up!!!!!!

**rolls eyes**

Anonymous2007 @ 07/10/2007 at 9:31 pm

Shauna:

I don’t fault you for having that opinion. You, unlike most other posters, actually speak your opinion in a respectful way.

However, the situation can be looked at in two ways. Yes, many people have changed their perception of her. But I promise you, I’m not lying when I say that I could ask a few people RIGHT NOW about Britney and they’ d probably say she’s a good performer, had good songs, and they interested to see what she has to bring.

Again, many other artists can become popular just for having a good song with a beat you can dance to… If they can do it, so can Britney. Honestly.

Anonymous2007 @ 07/10/2007 at 11:06 pm

And to Shmoo:

No, the upcoming performance isn’t going to be anything like the HOB shows. It’ll be a NEW song, NEW choreography, and filled with talent. You know, just like her THREE other VMA performances that made headlines. Remember? Kthx.

I’m 100% certain that those are extensions glued onto the remains of her real hair , now all dyed black.

Does she ever wear a bra ? I love those chunky dark nips !!

she’ gotta take off the extension thing asap, or she will be real bold!

I think she’s going for the RASTA look.

She is and always was great to look at.
I just love her legs.
http://www.culturallycool.com

maby if every one will leave ger the hell alone she can get some where in life if people would live her and her kids alone she probvley would have not been in rehab so maby in sted of dising her you should understand wat kind of life she has so all of you grow up and try and go thought wat she is going throught right now
lol peace lozers

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