David Beckham: Sexy in Speedos

Forget being sexy in spandex!

David Beckham shows off his generous man package and 12-pack on the cover of Spanish magazine Cuore, donning a revealing but sexy white pair of speedos.

Somebody scan the rest of this magazine! Immediately!!!

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I did what someone earlier suggested about googling and it is huge - but it’s also the ugliest one I’ve ever seen. Brad’s looks better.

Patty. It looks freaky and fake. And it is!

He stuffs his speedo. Don’t wear that little speedo in LA or everyone will laugh.

Angelina Jolie’s probably sitting in her Prague living room, with this copy of Cuore in her hands, wondering what she ever saw in Brad Pitt (if she can even remember his name after looking at these photos of Becks).

Julotta: Angie is laughing her head off at the phony weenie. She know a fake d*** when she see one.

If you google his name of naked photos you will see him full monty. However, if that is his slung it looks ugly-not circumsized at all.

Maria, Angie is rolling on the floor laughing at his fake weenie. I like you calling it weenie because that is what it is fake weenie.

COURE ES LA MEJOR REVISTA :)

CUORE ES LA MEJOR REVISTA :)

157 Rachael : 07/13/2007 at 2:05 pm
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Actually angie must have taken the picture to ask the professional if she can make a d*il*do that looks like this.. so that she can put her straps back on and swing the other way again.

The dildo store cant make Becks weener copy. The toothpick size is no longer in stock. How did you know Beck got a strapon? Tom will be very happy.

im not googling nothing i could care less, he is not cute to me at all and i dont care who saw what or what the hell ever that is a stuffed underwear picture. i dont care if he has 16 inches ugh ugh once i saw that stuffed photo i was too through

who ever said he had a hood tattoo, that was a racist remark and i dont appreciate it. hes white he has a trailer trash tattoo, remember that. trying to put everything off on ghetto or the hood. since when did tattoo become hood. dumb wad.

yeah girl you tell them, since when does a white mans tattoo becaome hood? HES WHITE DUH IF ANYTHING HIS TATTOO IS TRAILER TRASH. LET BLACKS HAVE THEIR OWN THING WE ARE PROUD OF OUR HOOD, STOP PUTTING YOUR WHITE JUNK ON US.

no lip geek @ 07/13/2007 at 6:20 pm

162 cutie pie
im not googling nothing i could care less, he is not cute to me at all and i dont care who saw what or what the hell ever that is a stuffed underwear picture. i dont care if he has 16 inches ugh ugh once i saw that stuffed photo i was too through
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True That! He has an itsy- bitsy teeny-weenie! Pads or BALLS & his hair reminds me of a sheep .
He has a girlie waiste.
AJ dont want that -I dont want that* No body in there right mind want that..He11 Posh dont even want that..she wore a sanitary napkin to block the teeny -weeny from entering.
That inch* worm has been in more vag -gys an an-us-es than Baskin Robbins has flavors.. where the heck is his lips?
When he speaks he squeaks like a dam rat.
Just yuck a walking geek *sissy ball player -with 3 extra chunky fans-who are desperate* posting again & again..
Of course they have to compare him to the JPs,cause they are Delusional!
Britain doesn’t even want them.
I wonder how long he will be here before he has his 1st lover.

161 Rachael : 07/13/2007 at 4:20 pm
At least beckhams have some class. they are not a showoff c*un*t who talks about this and that but shoves her tongue in her brother’s mouth or f8u8ck a wild hag in a limo and wears his blood necklace and s8crews everyone irrespective of their sex. Pick a side Angie baby and stay there.. don’t try to ride everything moving.

that picture looks like a bunch of tennis balls stuffed in there

pulease that picture looks like a bunch of tennis balls stuffed in there. YOU AINT FOOLING THIS PERSON BEEN AROUND TOO LONG FOR THAT

cutie pie…..are you an idiot, his dic* has a hood on it! It’s not circumsized. LMFAO

169hmmm : 07/13/2007 at 10:49 pm
cutie pie…..are you an idiot, his dic* has a hood on it! It’s not circumsized. LMFAO

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That’s hilarious! :lol:

Cutie got her/himself all riled up for nothing.

Seriously, not everything is racist! Chip on his/her shoulder.

cutie pie did not get her/him self all riled up, i could care less, i am telling you what i see and what i see is fake. its not racist if i saw a black man like that i would say the same thing. damn. its just that i never saw a black man like that.

Someone upthread said his package had a “hood” which means it’s not circumsized– And poor cutie pie got upset because she/he/it thought someone upthread was referring to Beckham’s tattoo’s being hood tattoos or ghetto-ish?!?! Tattoo’s have nothing to do with anything, they were talking about his weiner!

Hmmmm, wouldn’t mind handling that package, not at all. But sadly I agree with those who think he is gay, he is effeminate enough, likes to wear jewellery and now that horrible bleached blonde hair and white speedos. I don’t care if the photos were taken at their private property, he knows the pappos are always around with their zoom lenses.

And you’re right #22,no way Skeleton Plastic Posh can handle that size if it’s real. He would break her in two.

CUTIE PIE IS NOT UPSET; THE LOAD LOOKS FAKE / UNDERWEAR STUFFING THATS WHAT IT IS. I DONT CARE ABOUT NO TATS/ IM GHETTO AND PROUD OF IT/ LOVING IT EVERYDAY BECAUSE I KNOW BEING GHETTO MEANS BEING FOR REAL AND NOT FAKE. CUTIE PIE IS STILL CUTE THANK YOU

omg..lots ppl envy beckham by saying bad things abt him..

I’d be sucking his **** all life long

That’s old news. He was featured on ET wearing Joe Snyder Enhancement Speedos. Here you go ladies. Looks like guys will have their revenge for those sneaky push up bras that always prove to disappoint when naked truth is revealed.

http://www.undergear.com/product.asp?product=AG668LBAzz&sid=47D5CB803A82617F&An=103&A=&Au=RollupKey&cm_ven=NexTag&cm_cat=Underwear-Bikinis&cm_pla=Joe_Snyder_Enhanceme&cm_ite=AG668LBAzz&code=macs=U8NXTG&qcat=Underwear:Bikinis&prodId=AG668LBAzz&navtheme=dept&itemNumber=AG668LBAzz&N=130

beckham lover @ 05/01/2008 at 9:10 pm

l love david beckham! if he was gay, why would he marry victoria idiots? so what, he can do whatever he wants and stop trying to guess the size of his ****,
perves!

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