The Beckhams Enter Through ‘The Little Door’

the show was hilarious, after watching it, I now wish it was a series and not just a one hour special. She really has a good sense of humor, she even let herself be shown drunk after the little tea party. Are those old women with money really that crazy in LA?

maybe someone should tell david that he’s dressed up like a valet…

Have you noticed how Becks only scowls when he’s with Posh?!! He needs to smile more as he’s so HOT :)

Posh: the Primetime Debut
Virtually every critic has slammed her special with every disparaging adjective possible. Meanwhile, the British papers are salivating over the savage reviews, gleeful in their premature assessment that the Beckham defection has not gone unpunished. And though the numbers have yet to be announced (at press time), going purely from print at least, it would appear that Victoria Beckham’s one hour debut was a colossal failure.

And still… I loved it. Most of it. Kinda tailed off rather abruptly at the end there but for the most part, especially the first half hour, she killed me. Then again, I like the snotty condescending ones. And truth to be told, if you were going in expecting honesty from Posh Spice, I’m not surprised that you were met with bitter disappointment. She’s a caricature, she knows it, she plays up to it, she won’t apologise for it. And most importantly, she’s not a stuck up plastic twat trying to come off the girl next door.

Like that other elitist ***** Gwyneth Paltrow Victoria Beckham will never be the girl next door and she will never want to be your friend. Any expectation that she’d ever stoop to that is downright absurd and therefore any expectation that she would have demonstrated any redeemable qualities during an entirely choreographed “reality” special is downright naïve.

Better the Fraud you know than the Fraud disguised as America’s Sweetheart at the Central Perk, you know what I mean? All Posh is a tan and concrete tits. The point is not to love her in spite of it but to love her because of it. Maybe you just have to be gay and gossipy to get it.

My favourite lines:

When getting up to answer the door for someone interviewing to be her assistant:
I normally wouldn’t do something like answer the door.

When describing the preferred attributes of an assistant:
She can’t be too goodlooking, she can’t be too thin – it’s all about me.

And of course the best best best ever – following her notorious first pitch delivery at the Dodgers game (hilarity unto itself), Victoria makes a long awaited admission:

I really thought my silicone was gonna fly out my armpit.

Finally!

Also worthy of note: her best friend shares her hairstyle. And her Main Gay is the hotness.

I’m telling you, my own gays were going bananas.

But still… if she still doesn’t do it for you, there is still her husband. Right off the top of the show, David in the desert, shirt off, pants hung low, blonde and beautiful and lean and unf*ckingbelievably quivering, wrapped around his wife in a variety of affectionate poses. That alone made the hour worthwhile.

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I saw her show “Being Victoria Beckham” ages ago, and thought she is one of the funniest people ever. Her face when that woman did her dolphin thing was classic!!!

Vic is a cool girl we cant judge someone only when we see her in paps photo. she a cool london girl

#37 Julotta:

You had to go there and put in your snide comments against the Jolie-Pitts, didn’t you? JustJared has EIGHT Beckham threads in the first three pages, versus ONE of Angelina. Yet you still are not happy, and had to snark. What a miserable person you are!

People who hated her yesterday, loves her today. Lmao

The take over’s almost complete. muwahaha!!

wat channel is victorias show on , but i gotta say david beckham is cute but ohh ma mexican cuty frncisco mendoza [[chivas usa]] is wa better, thanks for da pics jared very good info!!!

Crap , I missed the show.Incidently, who cares what a critic says, they are wrong most of the time anyways. It’s only one opinion. What were the ratings?

I loved the show. She’s fabulous and hilarious. What did people really expect? To see her washing the floors? Of course her life was going to be different than mine! It was insane and I loved it. She’s hilarious. ‘whilst he was dancing on the ceiling?’ ‘aren’t all houses built from the ground up?’ Hee!

GORGEOUS! Victoria look AMAZING and Becks loks HOT!

LOVE THIS COUPLE!

She was much more likable than expected and her sense of humor surprised me, since she doesn’t smile in photos.

Yes, Posh is obsessed with her looks and loves being in the limelight, but she seemed to genuinely care about her husband and kids, part of her is a traditional wife and mom.

The rich LA ladies scene was incredible!! All that plastic surgery, their faces looked so weird. And the house, talk about totally tasteless! Guess money can’t buy everything.