The Jolie-Pitts’ Private Jet — Part Deux

greetings from Holland,

Hallo BAMPZS fans, and Hallo Jared, thanks for the threads, so many threads that i missed, perfect timing for the Jolie-Pitts for vacations,

seems that Angelina brother James come along, maybe he just dyed his hair to blondie, i just saw of pics #8

48 viv : 07/17/2007 at 1:37 pm
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It must really suck to be you and to be owned by two people you don’t like.

Now, go and walk off on your cankles, flipping your hair.

You know they could do Provence. If I were to live anywhere in France it would be Aix en Provence. It’s a very chic town. The hot air ballooning is so much fun and scary. Sometimes you have to bee a little tipsy to actually get in the darn thing.. There are like 20 in the air with all kinds of designs on the ballons and what a view. What’s really romantic is when you do it just before sunset. Hope they have fun wherever. Back to lurking.

Sorry guys to bring this post over from the last thread, but I think since we are already on the third page, I hope you’ll forgive me. To all the fanfic writers, please write something about the Beckhams so the tabs can have some materials for their weekly lies. :lol:
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1306 Gussie : 07/17/2007 at 1:06 pm
I see David and Victoria Beckam are taking American celebrity websites by storm. Can we hope they also win over all those bizarre trashy tabloid magazines that feed on B&A? You know, instead of Shiloh’s first year anniversary being on the cover of US, couldn’t we have Cruz’s second birthday bash? Instead of “Angie pregnant with twins”, “Victoria tries for a girl”? It won’t happen, I suppose, but we can dream…

Anyway, I think we should ALL encourage the American celebrity media to adopt the Beckams. So, here is my two cents.

David is a nice guy, and very, very decorative. He was once an extremely good football player (all known universe - except for the US - calls this sport football, I see no reason to call it soccer), not out-of-this-world (British playing style is more about strength, energy and fighting spirit than technique or finesse), but very effective and with a formidable kick. He’s on his last days as a player, of course, but he wouldn’t go to America otherwise. The US are, at the most, third rate in terms of football and, at the best, a rich retiring pasture for the word’s first sport’s sacred cows. Beckam may be a bit thick, but he is handsome, was a gifted player and photographs very well. Moreover, he is a good father, not in the least macho – a plus as most footballers are often a bit cro-magnon - and accepts directions in life from his wife, the first rule for a long and successful marriage.

Victoria is not stupid at all. She is not a brain, of course, and her interests define shallow, but she is smart and media savvy. And she has a certain self-deprecating sense of humour. She is a superficial cow – but she’d be the first to say so, which is somewhat redeeming. She accepts David’s escapades and then makes him pay for them by convincing the poor ******* he wants to play football in LA. Manipulation, thy name is Victoria.

Com’on, guys, she’ll have a ball playing American tabloids. While David will warm many vegetative brained trash-buying lonely hearts. Let’s all hear it for the fashion driven Beckams and their quest to win middle America. Personally, I’m looking forward to “Posh’s twisted treble life”… Yep, we B&A fans are up to any sacrifice.

byee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

76 yes : 07/17/2007 at 1:55 pm - Oh please, don’t be fooled

83 ntt : 07/17/2007 at 2:01 pm
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stop talking about the Beckhams on this thread.

Angie - you’re the only beauty in the world.

88 Jess0 : 07/17/2007 at 2:07 pm
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I think there’s already a line up for that new guy :lol:

92 Cutie Pie : 07/17/2007 at 2:09 pm
86 Interesting

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I am just wondering how Interesting looks? I think she definitely looks like this:

http://i17.tinypic.com/4u1gzy8.jpg

… no wonder she hates Angie’s model figure.
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I have a feeling lots of Chinnifer Maniston fans look like that.

I hope she is pregnant. They way the two of them talk about having more and then the year off after making a movie with Clint Eastwood….Well, I guess I will just have to wait and see.

96 who : 07/17/2007 at 2:13 pm
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You sound like an owl. Call Brad up and ask him.